Post by Jason Cashe on Jun 4, 2013 14:20:53 GMT -4
Arriving to Pittsburgh late last night, Kash was headed back to New York. He had yet been home to Houston since APW got back from their little Tour Schedule. He has been staying in the New York area and wanted to get back there so he jump aboard a train to the Big Apple. It was there he started Drinking. He wanted to sleep, wanted a coma like sleep but couldn't. The Season Of J.A.S.O.N. was approaching and Sleep took vacation during those cursing or gifting months of each year. So he was slamming them back to drown his demons, his sorrows and mistakes. A feeling he didn't understand. He needed something to change his focus and he knew what he was doing. He had a Date! One with a chick named Kasey Fontaine he met on Twitter and fresh out of a relationship he thought it'd help him move forward even if the pain still was fresh like an open wound.
Sitting at a table inside of a Karaoke Bar. His date was filled with repeated shots, a few interactions between him and the lovely woman he was there with. They even did a rendition of DJ Ez Rock and Rob Base's "It Takes Two" together. The first part of the date had been fun. Then it seems as though they didn't have much left to talk about. Kash kept drinking and finally after he was plastered beyond what someone who never drinks should be he leaps from his chair and makes an announcement!
Jason Kash: I WANNA SANG!! WOOOO!!!
He stumbles past another table and trips on the stage curb but keeps his balance. He takes a drink of his Jack Daniels as some spilled from the trip. He laughs showing his "Charismatic" smile and grabs the mic from the DJ who leans to him and asks which song he wants to sing. Kash whispers to him as chatter from the bar fills the room. The DJ laughs and heads to the booth and finds the music. As the music plays, Kash's eyes close and his vocals is FUCKED UP!!
Jason Kash:
"I don't love her
I tried to tell myself
But you can see it in my eyes
So don't deny I can't fool no one else
The truth is in the tears I cry
Cause if it isn't love
Why do I feel this way
Why does she stay on my mind
And if it isn't love
Why does it hurt so bad
Make me feel so sad inside
If it isn't love
I told her I'd never fall in love
But now I know better
How does it feel I can't describe this feelin'
That came when I saw her last night
She got to me
I'll let you know the reason I saw her with another guy"
The singing or crowing as some would term what he's doing is faded by an over whelming crowd of Boos. Off key, Drunk, and his eyes still closed, he seems to be elsewhere right now. He basketballs the microphone down on stage and launches his drink into the nearby wall. The music cuts and the DJ comes over and picks up the mic as he signals for security to come and escort Kash out the building. He fights, struggles and tries to talk to "Ms. Toxic" but he can't see her.
As he is tossed to the curb, he lands in a pile of black garbage bags and other loose garbage. He shoves at the bags cursing at them or the Bouncers, maybe both. Getting to his feet he wobbles back and goes to kick a bag but misses big time as he tilts.
Jason Kash: Ohhh...ohhh..you missed Haha, Reaver HAIL A CAB!!
He turns, wobbles, almost falls but begins laughing cause his partner isn't there. He's alone. It hits him like a Hurricane (WHUT UP JEFF) and he falls to the ground. He tries to spit but it falls down and lands on his own shirt and he swipes at it before trying to pick himself up. He falls forward and lands into the bags of garbage again. He stays there and just breaths in and out for a while. A honking horn gets his attention and he thinks it might be Ms. Fontaine so he groggily gets to his feet and looks around. Nothing but passing cars. He looks down at his watch and it's only 1 PM and he needs to find his date. He calls out to her..
Jason Kash: TOXIC LADY!! Haha.Shhh..What's her name? FOUNTAIN!! Hahaha! Cause it sounds like Fountain! Haha! Whoa..
He wipes at his eyes trying to see if his eyes are deceiving him. Across the street is two dogs humping. His head tilts at it as he stares at the two dirty dooers! He erupts with laughter as a couple walks by. He grabs the guy by the shirt with a side arm and points at the dogs with his other arm.
Jason Kash: They're Fucking! Hahaha!! Doggie Style! That's where it comes from! Haha! Uh Uh Doing it to her NICE!!
The man yanks his shirt free and the girlfriend snips a glare at Kash but he doesn't notice. He continues to stare until a female crosses the path of his blurred vision on the same side of the street as the dogs. He recognizes her as his eyes pop wide.
Jason Kash: H-HEY!!! HEY WAIT UP!!
He drags his foot as he slumbers into a drunken jog straight into the busy 2-Way Street. A Mini Van has to slam on the brakes to prevent hitting him but he doesn't even notice it as he crosses the street. Horns blaring and he seems to be trying to focus on the girl.
Jason Kash: HEY YOU!!
The girl turns slightly and almost flinches as she spots Kash stumbling towards her. He comes up on her and gets really close to her. She steps away from him.
Jason Kash: I was...haha...I was watching those dogs back there fucking and almost lost you again! Haha...*Burp*
Girl: Ummm..Do I know you?
He stops and grabs her face with both hands, squeezing it together and staring at her closely. Realizing it isn't her, he face palms her and shoves her away.
Jason Kash:You're not her!! QUIT TALKING TO ME HUSSIE!
He moves from her with a wobbling jolt from the stiff arm and moves down the sidewalk. He gets a few blocks, falling a few different times and hollering for his Date as he had been doing. People stare at him, cars honk at him and swerve to miss him when he stumbles into the road. After a while his calls change, playing to the thoughts in his head as he continues walking.
Jason Kash: KAY!! KAY!!! I'M SORRY!! WHERE ARE YOU? KAAYY!!! Haha I don't know where I am...
When all seems lost as does he, Kash flops down onto his ass on the sidewalk. Falling over to his side, he pushes up to a sitting position as more cars pass him by. Moving to the curb he waves at some random people and smiles. Doesn't take long after that before Kash passes out from walking and being shit faced drunk...
HEY! Wake Up! You can't sleep here..
Prodded with a Baton, Kash flinches and swats away at the Police Officer standing next to his laying body. His eyes open and it takes a minutes to see clearly. Still feeling like the world is wobbling in retarded circles, Kash sits up with the help of the cop. The Officer helps him up to his feet and Kash pats him on the shoulder and starts to walk away.
Police Officer: You got somewhere you can go? At least while you detox? HEY! I'm talking to you...
Jason Kash: Leave me alone pig!
He tries to break to the left but trips and face slaps into the ground. Panting in pain. Then a recognizable voice is heard in a distance.
Yo! I know that fool...Let me get him out of here.
Popping his head up off the ground, Kash calls out to the voice he believes it is.
Jason Kash: Yoda?
Police Officer: Yoda? This guy is MESSED UP! Get him out of here..
Rolling onto his back, Kash blinks out the blur a bit as Juan Ramirez comes to standing over him. Kash reaches out like he wants to be picked up but Ramirez laughs and grabs on of his arm and pulls the Tootless Drunk on his feet.
Juan Ramirez: You are such a lightweight homie..Let's get you somewhere to sleep it off..
Jason Kash: She's gone man...I lost her..I fucked up...
Ramirez walks Kash off towards his parked car at the side of the road. The scene slowly breaks into a faded black screen...
Sitting at a table inside of a Karaoke Bar. His date was filled with repeated shots, a few interactions between him and the lovely woman he was there with. They even did a rendition of DJ Ez Rock and Rob Base's "It Takes Two" together. The first part of the date had been fun. Then it seems as though they didn't have much left to talk about. Kash kept drinking and finally after he was plastered beyond what someone who never drinks should be he leaps from his chair and makes an announcement!
Jason Kash: I WANNA SANG!! WOOOO!!!
He stumbles past another table and trips on the stage curb but keeps his balance. He takes a drink of his Jack Daniels as some spilled from the trip. He laughs showing his "Charismatic" smile and grabs the mic from the DJ who leans to him and asks which song he wants to sing. Kash whispers to him as chatter from the bar fills the room. The DJ laughs and heads to the booth and finds the music. As the music plays, Kash's eyes close and his vocals is FUCKED UP!!
Jason Kash:
"I don't love her
I tried to tell myself
But you can see it in my eyes
So don't deny I can't fool no one else
The truth is in the tears I cry
Cause if it isn't love
Why do I feel this way
Why does she stay on my mind
And if it isn't love
Why does it hurt so bad
Make me feel so sad inside
If it isn't love
I told her I'd never fall in love
But now I know better
How does it feel I can't describe this feelin'
That came when I saw her last night
She got to me
I'll let you know the reason I saw her with another guy"
The singing or crowing as some would term what he's doing is faded by an over whelming crowd of Boos. Off key, Drunk, and his eyes still closed, he seems to be elsewhere right now. He basketballs the microphone down on stage and launches his drink into the nearby wall. The music cuts and the DJ comes over and picks up the mic as he signals for security to come and escort Kash out the building. He fights, struggles and tries to talk to "Ms. Toxic" but he can't see her.
As he is tossed to the curb, he lands in a pile of black garbage bags and other loose garbage. He shoves at the bags cursing at them or the Bouncers, maybe both. Getting to his feet he wobbles back and goes to kick a bag but misses big time as he tilts.
Jason Kash: Ohhh...ohhh..you missed Haha, Reaver HAIL A CAB!!
He turns, wobbles, almost falls but begins laughing cause his partner isn't there. He's alone. It hits him like a Hurricane (WHUT UP JEFF) and he falls to the ground. He tries to spit but it falls down and lands on his own shirt and he swipes at it before trying to pick himself up. He falls forward and lands into the bags of garbage again. He stays there and just breaths in and out for a while. A honking horn gets his attention and he thinks it might be Ms. Fontaine so he groggily gets to his feet and looks around. Nothing but passing cars. He looks down at his watch and it's only 1 PM and he needs to find his date. He calls out to her..
Jason Kash: TOXIC LADY!! Haha.Shhh..What's her name? FOUNTAIN!! Hahaha! Cause it sounds like Fountain! Haha! Whoa..
He wipes at his eyes trying to see if his eyes are deceiving him. Across the street is two dogs humping. His head tilts at it as he stares at the two dirty dooers! He erupts with laughter as a couple walks by. He grabs the guy by the shirt with a side arm and points at the dogs with his other arm.
Jason Kash: They're Fucking! Hahaha!! Doggie Style! That's where it comes from! Haha! Uh Uh Doing it to her NICE!!
The man yanks his shirt free and the girlfriend snips a glare at Kash but he doesn't notice. He continues to stare until a female crosses the path of his blurred vision on the same side of the street as the dogs. He recognizes her as his eyes pop wide.
Jason Kash: H-HEY!!! HEY WAIT UP!!
He drags his foot as he slumbers into a drunken jog straight into the busy 2-Way Street. A Mini Van has to slam on the brakes to prevent hitting him but he doesn't even notice it as he crosses the street. Horns blaring and he seems to be trying to focus on the girl.
Jason Kash: HEY YOU!!
The girl turns slightly and almost flinches as she spots Kash stumbling towards her. He comes up on her and gets really close to her. She steps away from him.
Jason Kash: I was...haha...I was watching those dogs back there fucking and almost lost you again! Haha...*Burp*
Girl: Ummm..Do I know you?
He stops and grabs her face with both hands, squeezing it together and staring at her closely. Realizing it isn't her, he face palms her and shoves her away.
Jason Kash:You're not her!! QUIT TALKING TO ME HUSSIE!
He moves from her with a wobbling jolt from the stiff arm and moves down the sidewalk. He gets a few blocks, falling a few different times and hollering for his Date as he had been doing. People stare at him, cars honk at him and swerve to miss him when he stumbles into the road. After a while his calls change, playing to the thoughts in his head as he continues walking.
Jason Kash: KAY!! KAY!!! I'M SORRY!! WHERE ARE YOU? KAAYY!!! Haha I don't know where I am...
When all seems lost as does he, Kash flops down onto his ass on the sidewalk. Falling over to his side, he pushes up to a sitting position as more cars pass him by. Moving to the curb he waves at some random people and smiles. Doesn't take long after that before Kash passes out from walking and being shit faced drunk...
An Hour Later
HEY! Wake Up! You can't sleep here..
Prodded with a Baton, Kash flinches and swats away at the Police Officer standing next to his laying body. His eyes open and it takes a minutes to see clearly. Still feeling like the world is wobbling in retarded circles, Kash sits up with the help of the cop. The Officer helps him up to his feet and Kash pats him on the shoulder and starts to walk away.
Police Officer: You got somewhere you can go? At least while you detox? HEY! I'm talking to you...
Jason Kash: Leave me alone pig!
He tries to break to the left but trips and face slaps into the ground. Panting in pain. Then a recognizable voice is heard in a distance.
Yo! I know that fool...Let me get him out of here.
Popping his head up off the ground, Kash calls out to the voice he believes it is.
Jason Kash: Yoda?
Police Officer: Yoda? This guy is MESSED UP! Get him out of here..
Rolling onto his back, Kash blinks out the blur a bit as Juan Ramirez comes to standing over him. Kash reaches out like he wants to be picked up but Ramirez laughs and grabs on of his arm and pulls the Tootless Drunk on his feet.
Juan Ramirez: You are such a lightweight homie..Let's get you somewhere to sleep it off..
Jason Kash: She's gone man...I lost her..I fucked up...
Ramirez walks Kash off towards his parked car at the side of the road. The scene slowly breaks into a faded black screen...
