Post by The Red Scorpion on Jun 7, 2013 19:44:32 GMT -4
The Red Scorpion is seen jogging down the side of the road...he's wearing red jogging shorts, a red t-shirt...his mask...his cape...and his wrestling boots...
The Red Scorpion: This week...will be like any week. I will go out and I will single handedly continue my undefeated streak in APW. I'm the brightest shining start of the Meltdown brand...but this week will be a tre...*COUGH COUGH*
Scorpion stops running and coughs uncontrollably.
The Red Scorpion: I swallowed a bug...keep taping, we'll just edit that out...
Scorpion coughs some more and starts running again...
The Red Scorpion: This week...will be like any week. I will go out and I will single handedly continue my undefeated streak in APW. I'm the brightest shining start of the Meltdown brand...but this week will be a treat...Meltdown's local do-gooder will be across the ring from me. I don't know much about my partners...or much about his...I'm sure they have issues...but I won't be focussing on those...They do not worry me. My partners can take notes on my awesome wrestling style, and my opponents can take their beating and stand on the apron with pools of urine around their feet. *YEAOOOUHHH!!!!!!*
Scorpion grabs at his thigh and tries to straighten it out.
The Red Scorpion: Ohhhh, Scorpy...I've caught a cramp...Ow that hurts. I need to straighten...it...out...That hurts...Oh wow, that hurts...
Scorpion lays on the ground for a solid five minutes holding his leg. He finally gets to his feet and walks it off.
The Red Scorpion: We'll have to edit that out too...Let's just start this all over, let's go back to the house...
The camera cuts off and sparks back on...we are in the mysterious lair of the Red Scorpion...or as we saw a few weeks ago, his basement bedroom...He looks menacingly into the camera looking through candle light...
The Red Scorpion: This week, Meltdown Management tried to get cute. Unfortunately for them this week will be like any week. I will go out and I will single handedly continue my undefeated ways in APW. The taste of defeat has evaded me...and rightfully so. Defeat is my enemy...so what is the shock that my enemy is Emerald Assassin...He is a loser and I will prove it. I'm the brightest shining start of the Meltdown brand...but this week will be a treat...Meltdown's local do-gooder will be across the ring from me. I don't know much about my partners...or much about his...I'm sure they have issues...but I won't be focussing on those...They do not worry me. My partners can take notes on my awesome wrestling style, and my opponents can take their beating and stand on the apron with pools of urine around their feet.
Scorpion tries to stifle a chuckle, he really thinks that urine line is funny.
The Red Scorpion: This week, Emerald Assassin can bring whoever he wants with him...I will defeat him...Instead of kidnapping him...I will kidnap his pride...his honor...and he will weep openly. The shoulders of your opponents aren't strong enough to hold your dead weight. I will lead my team into victory...New Sindicate. You are young and impressionable. You have Level One on your path. I understand that you could be scared, but I will protect you. Level One doesn't have the Kuh-honayse to interfere in our match. I would hit him so hard he would break into pieces like that dude from Terminator. They'd have to clean him up from the mat...they'd have to name his body parts. "We've picked up Level 3...the right arm." and "This is Level 2...and from the smell of it, he soiled himself in fear before The Red Scorpion stopped him." So, sweet, young, New Sindicate rest assured that I will lead us to victory...Don't invite me immediately to join your New Sindicate...I can just feel it coming...I don't play well with others...I'm a lone Red Scorpion...
Scorpion runs his finger through the flame
The Red Scorpion: This match will be another opportunity to share my brilliant abilities...Emerald Assassin...this week will be another week of your downward spiral...and you other four...I...I guess I just really don't care about you. Emerald Assassin is my focus...his demise...will be my greatest life accomplishment...
Scorpion laughs an evil laugh and starts coughing again. He clears his throat and starts laughing again and turns off the camera.
The Red Scorpion: This week...will be like any week. I will go out and I will single handedly continue my undefeated streak in APW. I'm the brightest shining start of the Meltdown brand...but this week will be a tre...*COUGH COUGH*
Scorpion stops running and coughs uncontrollably.
The Red Scorpion: I swallowed a bug...keep taping, we'll just edit that out...
Scorpion coughs some more and starts running again...
The Red Scorpion: This week...will be like any week. I will go out and I will single handedly continue my undefeated streak in APW. I'm the brightest shining start of the Meltdown brand...but this week will be a treat...Meltdown's local do-gooder will be across the ring from me. I don't know much about my partners...or much about his...I'm sure they have issues...but I won't be focussing on those...They do not worry me. My partners can take notes on my awesome wrestling style, and my opponents can take their beating and stand on the apron with pools of urine around their feet. *YEAOOOUHHH!!!!!!*
Scorpion grabs at his thigh and tries to straighten it out.
The Red Scorpion: Ohhhh, Scorpy...I've caught a cramp...Ow that hurts. I need to straighten...it...out...That hurts...Oh wow, that hurts...
Scorpion lays on the ground for a solid five minutes holding his leg. He finally gets to his feet and walks it off.
The Red Scorpion: We'll have to edit that out too...Let's just start this all over, let's go back to the house...
The camera cuts off and sparks back on...we are in the mysterious lair of the Red Scorpion...or as we saw a few weeks ago, his basement bedroom...He looks menacingly into the camera looking through candle light...
The Red Scorpion: This week, Meltdown Management tried to get cute. Unfortunately for them this week will be like any week. I will go out and I will single handedly continue my undefeated ways in APW. The taste of defeat has evaded me...and rightfully so. Defeat is my enemy...so what is the shock that my enemy is Emerald Assassin...He is a loser and I will prove it. I'm the brightest shining start of the Meltdown brand...but this week will be a treat...Meltdown's local do-gooder will be across the ring from me. I don't know much about my partners...or much about his...I'm sure they have issues...but I won't be focussing on those...They do not worry me. My partners can take notes on my awesome wrestling style, and my opponents can take their beating and stand on the apron with pools of urine around their feet.
Scorpion tries to stifle a chuckle, he really thinks that urine line is funny.
The Red Scorpion: This week, Emerald Assassin can bring whoever he wants with him...I will defeat him...Instead of kidnapping him...I will kidnap his pride...his honor...and he will weep openly. The shoulders of your opponents aren't strong enough to hold your dead weight. I will lead my team into victory...New Sindicate. You are young and impressionable. You have Level One on your path. I understand that you could be scared, but I will protect you. Level One doesn't have the Kuh-honayse to interfere in our match. I would hit him so hard he would break into pieces like that dude from Terminator. They'd have to clean him up from the mat...they'd have to name his body parts. "We've picked up Level 3...the right arm." and "This is Level 2...and from the smell of it, he soiled himself in fear before The Red Scorpion stopped him." So, sweet, young, New Sindicate rest assured that I will lead us to victory...Don't invite me immediately to join your New Sindicate...I can just feel it coming...I don't play well with others...I'm a lone Red Scorpion...
Scorpion runs his finger through the flame
The Red Scorpion: This match will be another opportunity to share my brilliant abilities...Emerald Assassin...this week will be another week of your downward spiral...and you other four...I...I guess I just really don't care about you. Emerald Assassin is my focus...his demise...will be my greatest life accomplishment...
Scorpion laughs an evil laugh and starts coughing again. He clears his throat and starts laughing again and turns off the camera.
