Post by evanmcdonald1 on Jul 13, 2013 20:00:35 GMT -4
Evan defeated Legion at what would be the last ever Meltdown Supershow and he did so in convincing fashion, however Evan would end up in another more significant match!
That match was against the GM of Asylum Stefan Raab who he was facing in a single’s match, can Evan continue his winning streak?
Evan’s hotel room, Huntsville, Alabama
July 13th, 2013, 7:00pm
Legion was unworthy, there’s no other way around it, and the beating I gave him after the match was well deserved!
But that is behind me! This week I must focus on the match against Stefan Raab, he may be the boss but he will be defeated just like the rest!
As for what I am up too, take a guess! I am surrounded by my local lady friends but this time I’m mixing things up, I have flown in lady friends from Germany and my home city of Edinburgh, Scotland, yes I am so good in bed that women are willing to fly overseas in order to sleep with me, as a bit of symbolism for my match against Raab.
“Now, now ladies, don’t crowd…..actually just crowd as much as you like!” I said as the women felt me up, they are in varying degrees of undress with at least two women naked and making out with each other in the background, however I know that I will have to send these women to my room so that I can do my promo without any distractions and as lovely as these distractions are I must put business before pleasure.
“We can’t help it if you’re so big and strong!” One of my German lady friends said as she felt me up. “But you’d look so much better without any clothes on!”
“The same can be said for all of you!” I responded and the women giggled as they continued to feel me up only it was starting to get a lot more intimate if you catch my meaning. “But I’m afraid that I must put business before pleasure again, I do have a promo to do.” I added and the girls groaned, well besides the ones making out with each other that is. “But if you wait for me patiently…..”
“Forget that!” One of the lady friends said before dragging me into my room with the others following suit.
*twenty minutes later*
I left my bedroom having had sex with all those women, my clothes are messy and torn in some places but I had forgotten how feisty European women can be, still they are still asleep which means that I can do my promo!
“There are only so many jokes of wrestlers that I can face before an example must be made.” I said as I walked over to the couch and sat down. “Legion was that example and I believe I sent a clear enough message at the last ever Meltdown Supershow, on a personal note I’d like to say that I’m sad to see Meltdown gone but I’m not! And now I face my boss Stefan Raab in a Scotland vs. Germany match!”
How hard will this be?
“I’d like to take Stefan seriously but I can’t! The only good thing that Germany’s ever produced, not counting German metal bands, is its women as you have just seen! That’s it! The only thing more pathetic than that is your country’s reluctance to acknowledge WW2!”
Yes, I went there!
“This is a contest clearly designed by you to demonstrate Germany’s superiority over Scotland but in reality the exact opposite will happen! I will defeat you soundly and prove once and for all that Scotland is the greatest country in Europe! After all, that country produced me! Any country that is the home place of someone as awesome as I am must be doing something right!”
It’s the simple.
“Stefan, you are clearly blinded by your love for your country because otherwise this match wouldn’t be taking place full stop! I could go into more detail since your my boss and all but when I have a boss this pathetically delusional I cannot help but laugh and laugh to the point where I have to cut this promo short!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“Stefan, you may be the boss but if you ask me I think that a change in management is in order and who knows? Maybe after I kick your ass the board of directors will agree with me! This is “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift To Women” Evan McDonald signing off! Stefan, prepare for your defeat and humiliation!”
I went to check on the girls as the scene fades.
That match was against the GM of Asylum Stefan Raab who he was facing in a single’s match, can Evan continue his winning streak?
Evan’s hotel room, Huntsville, Alabama
July 13th, 2013, 7:00pm
Legion was unworthy, there’s no other way around it, and the beating I gave him after the match was well deserved!
But that is behind me! This week I must focus on the match against Stefan Raab, he may be the boss but he will be defeated just like the rest!
As for what I am up too, take a guess! I am surrounded by my local lady friends but this time I’m mixing things up, I have flown in lady friends from Germany and my home city of Edinburgh, Scotland, yes I am so good in bed that women are willing to fly overseas in order to sleep with me, as a bit of symbolism for my match against Raab.
“Now, now ladies, don’t crowd…..actually just crowd as much as you like!” I said as the women felt me up, they are in varying degrees of undress with at least two women naked and making out with each other in the background, however I know that I will have to send these women to my room so that I can do my promo without any distractions and as lovely as these distractions are I must put business before pleasure.
“We can’t help it if you’re so big and strong!” One of my German lady friends said as she felt me up. “But you’d look so much better without any clothes on!”
“The same can be said for all of you!” I responded and the women giggled as they continued to feel me up only it was starting to get a lot more intimate if you catch my meaning. “But I’m afraid that I must put business before pleasure again, I do have a promo to do.” I added and the girls groaned, well besides the ones making out with each other that is. “But if you wait for me patiently…..”
“Forget that!” One of the lady friends said before dragging me into my room with the others following suit.
*twenty minutes later*
I left my bedroom having had sex with all those women, my clothes are messy and torn in some places but I had forgotten how feisty European women can be, still they are still asleep which means that I can do my promo!
“There are only so many jokes of wrestlers that I can face before an example must be made.” I said as I walked over to the couch and sat down. “Legion was that example and I believe I sent a clear enough message at the last ever Meltdown Supershow, on a personal note I’d like to say that I’m sad to see Meltdown gone but I’m not! And now I face my boss Stefan Raab in a Scotland vs. Germany match!”
How hard will this be?
“I’d like to take Stefan seriously but I can’t! The only good thing that Germany’s ever produced, not counting German metal bands, is its women as you have just seen! That’s it! The only thing more pathetic than that is your country’s reluctance to acknowledge WW2!”
Yes, I went there!
“This is a contest clearly designed by you to demonstrate Germany’s superiority over Scotland but in reality the exact opposite will happen! I will defeat you soundly and prove once and for all that Scotland is the greatest country in Europe! After all, that country produced me! Any country that is the home place of someone as awesome as I am must be doing something right!”
It’s the simple.
“Stefan, you are clearly blinded by your love for your country because otherwise this match wouldn’t be taking place full stop! I could go into more detail since your my boss and all but when I have a boss this pathetically delusional I cannot help but laugh and laugh to the point where I have to cut this promo short!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“Stefan, you may be the boss but if you ask me I think that a change in management is in order and who knows? Maybe after I kick your ass the board of directors will agree with me! This is “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift To Women” Evan McDonald signing off! Stefan, prepare for your defeat and humiliation!”
I went to check on the girls as the scene fades.
