Post by iggy on Oct 26, 2008 13:38:48 GMT -4
Japan is made up of several islands that form together to become one nation. A nation like its counterpart in Europe, Great Britain honors a Royal Family, has a parliament and prime minister, but unlike the British the Japanese have their own flares. When one sees Japan one can see many rural settings, visiting villages non-Japanese discover people that maintain tradition in many ways shunning the technology of the Western world. Here the infamous Japanese racism and superiority can be felt even a non-Japanese who is flaunt in Japanese would still be treated as an unhonorable disgusting gai-jin, a term most Westerners have accepted in their ignorance as a proper term for themselves not knowing that the word is the equivalent to the English word nigger. However that is not the case with most of Japan, when one leaves the rural word they enter cities that are integrated with technology to the degree one would feel they are in some sort of science fiction world created by Gene Rodenberry or H.G Wells. Here in the cities the Japanese are some of the most modern and technologically advanced people in the world unlike their rural counterparts. The contrasts is so absolute many visitors to Japan do not understand how a nation so small can be so easily divided but the Japanese see no difference as they live their lives separate from one another but acknowledge the contrasts as every day. Here in the city not even the rampant racism of their rural halves are believed or followed as Westerners are accepted amongst them which whom the city Japanese have an amazing fascination with them. This would be their downfall as they allow one man to enter their country, one Westerner that is everything that Japanese find both fascinating and disgusting at the same time all in the name of professional wrestling and tequila… and even more tequila in the city of Saitama, Japan they will never be the same.
[/center]When in Japan it is best to travel by public transportation, the trains and subways of Japan are some of the best in the world. If you are visiting Saitama, Japan there is a stop one must do. By catching the Yamanote Line to number 13 from Shinjuku Station you arrive at a destination that many Japanese and tourists have discovered is one of those must do things when going to Saitama, Japan. Here is not just an amusement park but a zoo as well the Tōbu Zoo Park, which has some of the best roller coasters in Japan. Between the various rides and games various animals from around the world are seen this amalgam of amusement parks and zoo brings millions a year to experience the rides and see the animals. And one such tourist has stopped off here to see the animals and experience the rides after being cleared by the doctors to return to the ring once again to defend his Extreme Championship in One Night in Hell, the Pay Per View Action Packed Wrestling Event, of October against the cowardly ‘Streets’ Wilson.
[/center]Walking through the park is a man standing five foot nine with a muscular build wearing a black t-shirt with an Iguana image ripping out of the front and on the back is the question ‘Got Worm’? He is brown skinned with dark black short hair with a mustache and goatee, a happy smile is on his face as he carries a bottle of half empty tequila with a dead floating tequila worm at the bottom in his hand. The happy Mexican man has been enjoying himself very soon her will be getting his revenge against ‘Streets’ Wilson, who has a tendency to attack Iggy from behind with weapons such as a crowbar because ‘Streets’ Wilson has yet to beat the Extreme Champion ever in a match face to face all three times they have faced in the past two months and soon their fourth at the upcoming Pay Per View now the two will face off in a Tree House of Horrors Match for the Extreme Championship in the Tokyo Dome in Tokyo, Japan! Too bad for ‘Streets’ Wilson he is facing the undefeated, the APW’s most handsome wrestler, and most drunk Ignacio ‘Iggy The Iguana’ Ricardo, the Master of the Drunken Tequila Worm!
[/center]This lovable wrestler has a fan following from around the world as Iggy The Iguana stands above many of the people here it does not matter to him for there are many hot Japanese senioritas that are following him around only feeding the ego and self importance of the oldest wrestler in the APW. So as Iggy enjoys his day here in the Tōbu Zoo Park enjoying the games, enjoying the women that surrounded him something hits Iggy on the back of the head! Turning around the ever so happy Iggy looks over to see who through the empty pop can at his head!
[/center]Iggy: “Senior ‘Streets’ Wilson! Another spineless cowardly attack from behind to Iggy because you cannot defeat the APW’s Extreme Champion, Iggy the Iguana! This is your motto is it! Senior ‘Streets’ it is best to try to permanently maim the APW’s best wrestler the ‘Master of The Drunken Tequila Worm’!”
Turning around looking at who attacked him with the can, Iggy the Iguana does not look pleased. It seems over three months of beating down some vermin named Streets Wilson was no enough the man has made his career getting his ass kicked by Iggy after attacking Iggy in the back time and time again! And now Iggy sees ‘Streets’ Wilson in front of him and he does not look happy at all!
[/center]Iggy: “Senior ‘Streets’ Wilson why is it that you say you are man but you must repeatedly attack a man from behind and with a weapon? Senior Streets you brag that you are the best, that you are a mean badass in the ring that no one can stop? That you can beat anyone in the APW and the world? Si! Attacking a man from behind with a crowbar shows that you cannot face an opponent straight in the face! You just cannot beat your opponent face to face in a fair fight! And then you run behind for protection there in that cage!”
There sitting in a cage here in the Amusement Park Zoo known as Tōbu Zoo Park is a large fat hairy creature with long arms and a sad looking face. The huge nostrils on the black face are covered with the wrinkles of old age and of course there is the huge gut on this gorilla looking at Iggy the Iguana, who is mistaking the gorilla for his opponent at APW’s One Night In Hell, ‘Streets’ Wilson.
[/center]Iggy: “No, Senior ‘Streets’ you are not going to be protected in any cage when you face the Iguana at One Night In Hell! No! Senior! You might be thinking you are safe now in that cage but when we both enter the Tree House of Horrors, you will once again reminded why Iggy is the reigning Xtreme Champion! This time you are going to be the caged animal and the Iguana is going to show you once again why people walk all over ‘Streets’ to reach success!”
The fat overweight gorilla scratches his head as he looks at Iggy trying to understand what Iggy is saying to him. This does not matter to the reigning Xtreme Champion of APW, who believes that ‘Streets’ Wilson does not understand anything that he says and does! Why else would a guy repeatedly beg Iggy to beat him worse and worse in each and every match? This is something Iggy himself cannot understand as he looks at the gorilla thinking it is ‘Streets’ Wilson before he shaves his back.
[/center]Iggy: “How many times has Iggy shown you that you cannot defeat the Iguana? UNO! DOUCE! TRES! So far! Iggy has pinned you, Iggy has made you submit and still you think you are a man to take on the ‘Master of the Drunken Tequila Worm’! Every time you face Iggy you jump Iggy from behind of the match but Iggy beats you. You say Iggy cannot do hardcore match that it favored you but that is not what happened what it Senior ‘Streets’? Iggy took you down as Iguana has always has done! Do you learn from this? Do you think that maybe you are not as good as the shit in the hay that you are standing in right now!”
Iggy points to the hay and droppings left by the gorilla who looks around to where Iggy is pointing. Of course Iggy takes a sip of his tequila bottle that he snuck past the security here at the Tōbu Zoo Park. It took Iggy many sessions of drinking tequila and many empty cases before the magical healing properties of tequila worm at the bottom of the tequila took effect to heal his partially fractured skull much to the surprise of the doctors in Japan!
[/center]Iggy: “Si! Senior ‘Streets’ you are standing in what your career is all about Senior ‘Streets’! Senior ‘Streets’ it takes more than talking big and attacking people with weapons fracturing skulls, you have to bring it to the ring! This is something that you have not proven in the APW, you can beat the same people over and over again, but you also lose to Iggy each and every time! Have you even tried to be in the Elimination Chamber? Have you even tried to face off against Senior Twister? Senior Wiley? Senior Trevor Blackwell? Or any of the feared wrestlers in the APW? Have you tried to see if you can beat the best in the APW? No, Senior ‘Streets’ you are all mouth with nothing to back up anything that you say! Senior ‘Streets’ all have you done is beat a bunch of women that have been struggling to win a match. That does not make you ready to be a champion. All you talk is smack but there is nothing behind anything that you do, because deep down Iggy knows how to beat you Senior ‘Streets’ Wilson. It is easy, Iggy knows you are afraid, Iggy knows this because Iggy will be beating you now for the fourth straight time and deep down Senior ‘Streets’ you know you are about to enter Iggy’s Tree House of Horrors!”
The gorilla now known as ‘Streets’ Wilson looks over at Iggy as the young Japanese women look at this with fun and glee as they giggle pointing at this funny scene. The insane and semi drunk Westerner arguing with a fat over the hill gorilla in a cage! Little do these young women know how accurate that is when Iggy faces ‘Streets’ Wilson! Iggy takes another sip of his tequila looking either drunk or half mad! Or probably both!
[/center]Iggy: “Only someone who is insane and someone as drunk as the reigning Xtreme Champion would demand to face you in such a sick and deprived match after barely being cleared medically to return to the ring! It would take an insane intellect and unbeaten wrestler in the APW to even do such a thing to be will to put his belt on the against an opponent that needs to attack an opponent from behind with a weapon to make himself feel macho! So Iggy demanded the match and he received his desire to make an example of the street bum that you are! Senior ‘Streets’ Wilson, Iggy is not going to end this once and for all! Iggy is tired of beating such a gnat such as yourself over and over in the ring, when Iggy has more worthwhile and more deserving opponents to face in ring to defeat to defend the Xtreme Championship!”
Smiling at that thought because Iggy holds the championship that his very hairy opponent, ‘Streets’ Wilson is so wanting. Of course the gorilla that Iggy calls ‘Streets’ Wilson has no idea what is going on from this ranting insane drunk Mexican Action Packed Wrestling Champion. The Japanese women giggling even more seeing this as Iggy thinks they are laughing and giggling at ‘Streets’ Wilson and who would not? Iggy does all the time!
[/center]Iggy: “Senior ‘Streets’ you may be scratching your ass now! But when Iggy is done with you Senior ‘Streets’ you will find the Iguana’s boot up your ass, Senior! Iggy has had enough of you! You have angered the Xtreme Champion but most importantly you have angered the ‘Master of the Drunken Tequila Worm’s’ little friend! Si! My little friend here is as angry as the Iguana! There has been no hell coming to the Action Packed Wrestling until you awakened the Iguana! It is no more Mr. Nice-Iggy for you! No, Senior it is time that you enter the mind of the Iguana and find out where the Iguana strives best! And this time in the Tree House of Horrors there will be no where you can run, Senior ‘Streets’! There will be weapons and maiming potential for us both! A match of blood and sweat once again on equal ground and we both know that you cannot possibly beat the Iguana! Why should this be any different? You won’t be able to interrupt Iggy in his matches with Metal’s help! You will be alone with the Iguana in the ring again, but the Iguana will in the ring charged ready to go because his little friend will be inside of him and the best tequila in the world! There is no chance for you my hairy adversary!”
With the can the gorilla threw before at Iggy’s head is now Iguana’s hand as Iggy tosses the can up and down. The big fat old gorilla sees the can trying to get his massive arms through the cage to get his can back but to no avail. The gorilla then rattles the cage with his strong arms getting angrier and angrier wanting his can back! Of course Iggy just sips his tequila not at all impressed with the gorilla ‘Streets’ Wilson’s rage.
[/center]Iggy: “Of course you are angry now, Senior ‘Streets’! It is easy for you to shout and rattle your cage that protects you from Iggy! You can do that safely in your cage knowing that Iggy cannot touch you now! Iggy angers you because Iggy is everything that you are not Senior ‘Streets’! Look at yourself hiding in that cage like a poor depressed animal for people to poke and mock as they take pictures of you in the cage to post on their blogs talking about the fat ugly old over the hill gorilla that forgot to shave his back today! You are tired and listless, Senior ‘Streets’, you have grown fat and lazy hiding in the safety of your cage afraid to venture outside to face the real world! That is why you are jealous of Iggy the Iguana! Iggy is more of a man than you ever will! For you devolved to look like this old hairy ape as Iggy is one of the three singles champions of the APW, holding the belt that you most covet: the Action Packed Wrestling Xtreme Championship!”
Crashing down in the cage the overweight over the hill gorilla breaths hard full of fatigue as Iggy smirks tossing the can tired old gorilla in the cage out of reach. The fat over the hill gorilla breaths hard looking at the can out his reach unable to move at all, the gorilla looks then at Iggy with a pathetic look that says ‘hand me the can’, but Iggy just sips his tequila as the Japanese women find this funny pointing and laughing starting to take pictures of this scene of the tired gorilla on his back.
[/center]Iggy: “Iggy can understand that you are jealous of the Iguana! There is only one undefeated wrestler in Action Packed Wrestling right now and that is not you, Senior ‘Streets’! It is Iggy the Iguana! It not ‘Streets’ Wilson that the wrestlers fear to face in the ring, it is Iguana that they all talk about! The man in his second match in the APW beat the longest reigning champion in Action Packed Wrestling history in the Main Event by forcing the White Lion to submit in the ring! That is something that Senior Wiley has never forgotten nor anyone in the wrestling world! Iggy faced off against you Senior ‘Streets’ and Sabur with Twister as Iggy’s partner and still Iggy wins! Iggy wins because Iggy is latest master of the Ricardo wrestling style the Drunken Tequila Worm! It was Iggy who told you to shove it when you said the Xtreme Championship was yours and unlike your cowardly attacks that your career has been about! Iggy kept winning beating you again! It is not saying that the belt is yours Senior ‘Streets’ it is earning it! It is working hard at it! Never afraid to back down from a challenge no matter how good the wrestler is and of course drinking lots and lots of TEQUILA!”
Saying that Iggy drinks even more of his most precious substance, tequila down his throat into his gullet savoring the taste as the dead tequila worm floating closer and closer to his mouth. The fat overweight gorilla looks at Iggy barely able to move as Iggy smiles looking at the hot Japanese women that have been following him since he arrived to this park. To Iggy this means that he having them follow because of course he is Iggy and all women love Iggy.
[/center]Iggy: “These are things that you never do, Senior ‘Streets’. This is why you have grown so fat and bloated too content in the barriers that you make than to be out in the real world like the Iguana! Then of course that you are facing not the most handsome wrestler in professional wrestling but the EXTREMELY Most Handsome Wrestler in Wrestling! Si! Now that Iggy is Xtreme Champion, everything Iggy is and does is to the Xtreme! Now there is Billy Dork, who now claims the things that Iggy is but the world knows and these Japanese chicas around Iggy know the Iguana is the Extremely Most Handsome Wrestling in Wrestling! Si! Ladies!”
With his ever happy smile, Iggy looks over at the gorilla and the women. Iggy cannot fathom how that fat bloated opponent he keeps slapping around wants Iggy to humiliate him once again. Iggy is growing absolutely tired of ‘Streets’ Wilson how many times can a guy get the hint he cannot beat Iggy? But now Iggy tosses a new challenge at ‘Streets’ Wilson, who in his mind is the overweight over the hill gorilla barely able to reach the can in his cage.
[/center]Iggy: “Now ladies who is more handsome Iggy, the APW Extreme Champion or the big fat gorilla, Senior ‘Streets’ Wilson?”
Looking at the Japanese women who have been here taking pictures Iggy points the gorilla who the Japanese women all laugh at then Iggy flexes his arm showing off his strength to the women who notice how strong Iggy is under the black t-shirt with the iguana logo on it. The women point and click some of them grab his curled arm feeling how strong it is talking to each other. Then they start taking pictures of Iggy and laughing at the fat overweight gorilla laying on the floor.
[/center]Iggy: “See, Senior ‘Streets’ the women mock you and they love the Xtreme Champion, the Iguana!”
Now Iggy takes a final drink of his tequila finishing it off sucking down the last morsel of food inside the protean of the dead tequila worm! The Japanese woman not knowing what is going on just pose and happy to be with Iggy as he proudly enjoying being with such beautiful women that surround him.
[/center]Iggy: “Now Senior ‘Streets’ Wilson in the Tokyo Dome in Tokyo, Japan at One Night to Hell, you are about to experience the same hell over and over again as you have faced with Iggy before! This was a bad choice Senior ‘Streets’ for the 1,000 Hells of the Japanese are here and Iggy will be sending you through each and every single one of them in our Tree House of Horrors match! So Senior ‘Streets’ I would start drinking as much tequila as you can you will be needing it for Iggy will remain Xtreme Champion as you are once again humiliated by the Iguana for the world to see!”
