Post by Nasir on Oct 26, 2008 21:48:34 GMT -4
Blog #1 – Introduction to pure greatness.
At first glance you could mistake me for a genetic wonder, steroid infested bulge of a man. Believe me many people have but to this I laugh though I have never touched drugs nor do I intend to – What’s the point trying to perfect perfection? Exactly there isn’t any, woman flock from all over the country to see me in the squared circle, with good reason too. The show I put on is nothing short of Sensational! Week in week out punk after punk my already immense reputation continues to grow. Not just because of my looks either, but I know how to fight it’s a god given talent. You either know what your doing or stand there looking like a stiff, see I get in your head remember when your wife watches you get beat down by me really she is checking me out and getting all moist, realizing what all the fuss is about. This isn’t a direct at this week’s opponent or even next weeks this is just a message to the WHOLE roster so bring you’re strategy, plan or attack I will always know how to deal with it and counter it also! If you still don’t get it I’m what you want to be men, I’m who your wife wants and the guy your kids aspire to be! So read on through my biography and hope that one day you can be even one percent the man I’ am, maybe you could be a big deal also – not as big as me obviously but still……
Blog #2 – Growing up sensationally.
Signs were clear from a very young age that I was destined to be great, not because I tried hard or anything but what ever I took a fancy to I kicked ass at. From being top of the class throughout junior school and years ahead of my average class mates I spent my early recesses coming up with new ways to scheme cash of the other average kids. After accidentally knocking my uncle Buck out at a family BBQ, my dad spotted potential and I began to train with him as he use to box. I was good in fact I was great and still love to spar every now and then. The obvious difference between me and the other kids was apparent as the teachers tried to help them catch up to my standard but it was to no avail. I even embarrassed the teachers with my superiority and soon got to skip two grades! This meant I was just ten when I joined High School and was far smaller than all the rest. At this time I first began going to the gym – firstly once a week but eventually more and more until I could kick the ass of anyone in the school and believe me I did! I was captain of the baseball and football team, offers were on the table to turn professional in both until I also became a success with the woman a revelation that would change my life. After having my choice of any lady I wanted single or otherwise I became a self proclaimed Nympho, after A while when I had my own apartment I began making my own amateur videos and selling them locally to fund my living costs as well as my training as a wrestler. A big company somehow got hold of one of my tapes and rung me, surprised as hell we negotiated a huge contract as I became an instant porn legend also making a huge amount of money………
Blog #3 – Erections, Fame and Fortune
Once I had worked in the porn business for a few years, I became not only thee highest paid male porn star, but also the most watched and requested. Once again I had perfected another talent to add to my ever growing list. It was awesome walking down the street, going to the bar or even buying groceries and woman hitting on me. I mean it isn’t too often a woman makes a move on you; well I was getting it everyday and loving it. After a while though the passion that was strongest – boxing, well not just boxing anything that involved me kicking another mans ass and flaring my superiority. It was great I’d show up at a local Indy wrestling show kicks some ass and get paid a wad of cash in the process. This brought woman to the wrestling shows eager to see me in action in another way to what they where use to, by this time I was on more girls bed room walls than Justin Timberlake or any of them squeaky pricks. So as I got more and more involved in wrestling I became less involved with the whole porn thing. Eventually a now good friend of mine Shawn Michaels attended one of my shows in which I won the MCW Heavyweight championship. He was so impressed he past on my name and we became wrestling buddies and still are to this day. Porn was great but wrestling was where the fame and money really was. I will never forget those days, nor do I regret any of them.
Blog #4 – Changing wrestling and the future.
So the wrestling world was introduced to me and from no where I had become a huge star in the porn industry and was soon to be even more known in the wrestling industry. I was still only twenty three until just a couple of months after touring through various small time federations I made it big when I landed a contract with APW. Since debuting nearly two months ago I have contributed to some great matches, none of which I have physically lost. I intend to continue this trend heading into and then out of One night in hell. Not just for me but for all the fans and people who have placed a question mark upon me being entered in the main event so early on. To these people I say shut the fuck up, take a seat in Tokyo and watch as I amaze everyone in attendance on route to the title. Winning the title tonight, will be my greatest accomplishment not just in wrestling but in my whole life. I shall add it to the long list of achievements and give my mother another reason to be proud as well as more reason to forget my other inferior family members. There is no doubt in my mind why I’m in the main event lucky has got fuck all to do with it, ability and technique has absolutely everything to do with it. So a final message to the other five people, who step into the chamber alongside me tonight be prepared – bring your ‘A’ game ‘cos I’m sure hell going to bring my ‘J’ game!
