Post by evanmcdonald1 on Sept 21, 2013 23:47:22 GMT -4
Evan was in action this week and was taking on a newcomer by the name of Cheer Captain Levi, she was a cheerleader who had made the jump to wrestling and APW’s biggest pervert was her first opponent, can Evan win?
Evan’s hotel room, Quezon City, Philippines
September 21st, 2013, 11:00am
Are you expecting some kind of perverted comment about cheerleaders? No, because England and by extension Scotland doesn’t have cheerleaders or that abomination you call football, I only know about the cheerleaders thanks to US Media that I have been watching since I made my pro-wrestling debut about five years ago.
But that is beside the point, this week I am facing Cheer Captain Levi a new signee to APW who, in what I can only assume is a joke on the part of the boss to initiate her into the company, well I haven’t heard a single peak from Levi so this won’t be a very long promo at all, in fact I will end this promo faster than the boss ends his sexual encounters.
And according to the women he’s slept with he ends very quickly.
My lady friends aren’t with me at the moment for a very specific reason, they are out and about in this city looking for food to buy so that they can cook it for themselves, well they do have lives of their own off course, this has obviously left me with little to do so I may as well start on my promo because I want to get this over with.
“Do I even need to say anything? I’m facing a bloody cheerleader in a match! Yes, I know Levi calls herself a “Cheer Captain” whatever the bloody hell that means but the fact remains that she is nothing but a cheerleader who has been put in a match against me! Whilst I don’t really have a lot to say about Levi, especially since her bio didn’t give me much to work on, I’m cutting right to the chase!”
As I often do with women.
“Levi, I’d say that you should be one of my lady friends but you’re below even that! I don’t even know why you signed up for APW in the first place you’re a cheerleader, not a wrestler! Did it ever occur to you why so many former football players make the jump to wrestling whilst cheerleaders don’t? It’s because football players already have the build of a wrestler whilst cheerleaders…..don’t.”
It’s a simple fact.
“I don’t say this often about my opponents but you don’t belong in the ring, you belong either in the kitchen or back on the football field cheerleading! I don’t know what possessed you to make the jump to wrestling in the first place Levi and quite frankly I don’t care! The only thing that you are going to get out of this experience is a beating by me!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“I don’t have anything else to say because quite frankly Levi isn’t worth my time or the effort! Her talents, besides those on her chest, lay in cheerleading not wrestling and that will be proven this Sunday at Asylum! This is “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift to Women” Evan McDonald signing off, Levi, I may be “God’s Gift to Women” but after I’m done with you your faith in god will be tested!”
I turned to my laptop as the scene fades.
Evan’s hotel room, Quezon City, Philippines
September 21st, 2013, 11:00am
Are you expecting some kind of perverted comment about cheerleaders? No, because England and by extension Scotland doesn’t have cheerleaders or that abomination you call football, I only know about the cheerleaders thanks to US Media that I have been watching since I made my pro-wrestling debut about five years ago.
But that is beside the point, this week I am facing Cheer Captain Levi a new signee to APW who, in what I can only assume is a joke on the part of the boss to initiate her into the company, well I haven’t heard a single peak from Levi so this won’t be a very long promo at all, in fact I will end this promo faster than the boss ends his sexual encounters.
And according to the women he’s slept with he ends very quickly.
My lady friends aren’t with me at the moment for a very specific reason, they are out and about in this city looking for food to buy so that they can cook it for themselves, well they do have lives of their own off course, this has obviously left me with little to do so I may as well start on my promo because I want to get this over with.
“Do I even need to say anything? I’m facing a bloody cheerleader in a match! Yes, I know Levi calls herself a “Cheer Captain” whatever the bloody hell that means but the fact remains that she is nothing but a cheerleader who has been put in a match against me! Whilst I don’t really have a lot to say about Levi, especially since her bio didn’t give me much to work on, I’m cutting right to the chase!”
As I often do with women.
“Levi, I’d say that you should be one of my lady friends but you’re below even that! I don’t even know why you signed up for APW in the first place you’re a cheerleader, not a wrestler! Did it ever occur to you why so many former football players make the jump to wrestling whilst cheerleaders don’t? It’s because football players already have the build of a wrestler whilst cheerleaders…..don’t.”
It’s a simple fact.
“I don’t say this often about my opponents but you don’t belong in the ring, you belong either in the kitchen or back on the football field cheerleading! I don’t know what possessed you to make the jump to wrestling in the first place Levi and quite frankly I don’t care! The only thing that you are going to get out of this experience is a beating by me!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“I don’t have anything else to say because quite frankly Levi isn’t worth my time or the effort! Her talents, besides those on her chest, lay in cheerleading not wrestling and that will be proven this Sunday at Asylum! This is “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift to Women” Evan McDonald signing off, Levi, I may be “God’s Gift to Women” but after I’m done with you your faith in god will be tested!”
I turned to my laptop as the scene fades.
