Post by Twister on Nov 2, 2008 4:05:55 GMT -4
So i had to vent somewheres...
SO me and a buddy have a bar we attend regularily near us. We blow 100 - 150 on any given night. We all but keep this place a float why do I say that cause any given night us and what ever people we bring out with us could be damn near the only ones there. SO... we've been there a couple nights in a row this weekend, and last night was hell (halloween) they had a DJ who wasnt good enough to spin at a kindergarten birthday party never mind a bar... I could have (and have done as I used to be a DJ) done better blind folded. So we complained kinda but it turned out he was a bouncer converted DJ cause the real guy didnt show... Fine what ever no biggy. SO we went there tonight, and the party was hoppin I admit. We were finishing up our drinks and suddenly the music stopped... So in my drunken mood I said ... Ok I yelled... Play another song ya hoser! lol. So what ever we're chillin a couple minutes and this same "bouncer" / DJ comes struttin up and says and I quote... "Hey HillBilly, time to go"
Woh Wait WHAT? He goes on to say - time to leave and oh yeah you got options.
Well fuck me if Im not stunned, first of all I aint a hillbilly by anyones standards... I may be a lot of things, an asshole, a drunk, a prick, a hillbilly, an arrogant son of a bitch, what ever but I am NOTTTT A comunist... Second of all, Im willing to put money on the fact that I spend more money at that bar than this son of a bitch makes in a month... And he's kicking ME outta the bar. :S So in my arrogant Twister fashion I say, fine... What would my options be... He goes on to inform me I can either leave quietly or he would make me leave loudly... Uh-huh. He's real tough as his buddy is standing behind him. Now understand Im not a confrontational fellow... Im a fun loving drunk... But believe I coulda killed him where he stood. But as I left, the 10 people that I brought with me (no Im not exaggerating) stood up beside me and walked out too all but emptying the bar. HA! Prick...
So long story short I went and got kicked outta a bar tonight... I said it would be a memorable night... I stand by that... and It was erego Im proud. On a side note that guy better hope I dont get him one on one anytime soon. That bar also lost a LOT of business if we decide to pursue this. Ah well... I had to rant. Thanks for listening. Cheers!
SO me and a buddy have a bar we attend regularily near us. We blow 100 - 150 on any given night. We all but keep this place a float why do I say that cause any given night us and what ever people we bring out with us could be damn near the only ones there. SO... we've been there a couple nights in a row this weekend, and last night was hell (halloween) they had a DJ who wasnt good enough to spin at a kindergarten birthday party never mind a bar... I could have (and have done as I used to be a DJ) done better blind folded. So we complained kinda but it turned out he was a bouncer converted DJ cause the real guy didnt show... Fine what ever no biggy. SO we went there tonight, and the party was hoppin I admit. We were finishing up our drinks and suddenly the music stopped... So in my drunken mood I said ... Ok I yelled... Play another song ya hoser! lol. So what ever we're chillin a couple minutes and this same "bouncer" / DJ comes struttin up and says and I quote... "Hey HillBilly, time to go"
Woh Wait WHAT? He goes on to say - time to leave and oh yeah you got options.
Well fuck me if Im not stunned, first of all I aint a hillbilly by anyones standards... I may be a lot of things, an asshole, a drunk, a prick, a hillbilly, an arrogant son of a bitch, what ever but I am NOTTTT A comunist... Second of all, Im willing to put money on the fact that I spend more money at that bar than this son of a bitch makes in a month... And he's kicking ME outta the bar. :S So in my arrogant Twister fashion I say, fine... What would my options be... He goes on to inform me I can either leave quietly or he would make me leave loudly... Uh-huh. He's real tough as his buddy is standing behind him. Now understand Im not a confrontational fellow... Im a fun loving drunk... But believe I coulda killed him where he stood. But as I left, the 10 people that I brought with me (no Im not exaggerating) stood up beside me and walked out too all but emptying the bar. HA! Prick...
So long story short I went and got kicked outta a bar tonight... I said it would be a memorable night... I stand by that... and It was erego Im proud. On a side note that guy better hope I dont get him one on one anytime soon. That bar also lost a LOT of business if we decide to pursue this. Ah well... I had to rant. Thanks for listening. Cheers!
