Post by "The Hottest Shit Going" on Feb 16, 2008 15:22:15 GMT -4
{Newcomer Michael Lively is franticly walking in the back of the arena during a weekend APW episode. The man seems to be looking for something}
The White Lion: Hey[yelling out to a crowd of people standing in the hall] Any of you seen a cameraman, I'm looking for a camera man.
Someone Responding: Over there, in that production room, you'll find a camera man.
The White Lion: Thanks!
Someone Else: (under his breath) Rookies.
The White Lion: What was that?
That Someone: Ohh Nothing, looking for a cookie, yeah, just need a cookie.
The White Lion: Smart-ass.
{The White Lion walks into the room, and seemingly demands the assistance of a cameraman}
The White Lion: Meet me in the interview area in a few minutes, we're cutting a promo.
Camera Man: Alright, let me finish my Danish and I'll be right there sir.
The White Lion: Sir! Don't fucking call me sir, the name is Michael, just call me Michael.
Camera Man: Cool, well then Michael I'll be right there.
{The scene the reappears in the APW promo area, and the White Lion is standing there patiently.}
Camera Man: Alright Michael, We ready, your on.
The White Lion: Here, here at last, to the fans I present the exciting future of the APW. You will surely see some amazing things in the near future. Enough about myself, everyone comes in and talks about themselves, so now lets break it down only seems fitting to acknowledge the others here since thats what all the ego filled tights in the locker room seem to love. First we'll look over to Razor Ryan.....Hey Yo! Accomplished so much in the NOW, some good title reigns Hey Yo! the greasy mullet has got to Hey Go!!....Jason Royce....nevermind it's cool, Trevor Blackwell, The extreme of Extreme you seem to be gaining some weight like those "Hardcore twinkies" and those "Extreme Ding Dongs" Hunh!!! and the rest of the Motorcycle Rat Pack...Wow a modern day clique, that is impressive, and yet they love to list their accomplishments " I was this champ, and that champ, We did this and that, won the Dough-nut Eating Championship, and holder of the Extreme Whine-ass Title five consecutive times...lody dahh, who cares, this is the APW, uncharted territory. The past doesn't matter, the people you've destroyed elsewhere means nothing, The future... that is what counts, and I'm here and my time is NOW!!! So to the NWO, DX, Evolution, Four Horsemen, Money Inc, Nation of Domination, The Heanan Family, Rock and Sock Connection, Impact Players, Sex and Violence, it doesn't matter they have all come, caused some waves, created some havoc, and then fizzle out like a pathetic birthday candle, so while you guy's have your fun, guy's like myself will be the lasting dominance in the industry, the rest of the APW will just sit back be patient, and wait for the inevitable, the self destruction of Sex and Violence. Let's see Kaos he might come forward and achieve so lasting success, Trevor, well he'll fade out as a sideshow attraction, and if doesn't get control on that weight, whew, Fyre Angel, and Kristina well they will soon end up the next gen of Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah, whip out the puppies ladies, seems pretty easy to read, almost like history in a book. The hard part is guessing which ones tits will fall the furthest. So when Rome falls I will be here to step over the rubble, sagged out tennis balls stuffed in socks and broken Singapore canes to claim my place, at the top, to the Motorcycle Rat Pack, enjoy...heres to you.
{The camera fades out as the camera man speaks}
Camera Man: Are you freaking nuts!?!?!
The White Lion: Hey[yelling out to a crowd of people standing in the hall] Any of you seen a cameraman, I'm looking for a camera man.
Someone Responding: Over there, in that production room, you'll find a camera man.
The White Lion: Thanks!
Someone Else: (under his breath) Rookies.
The White Lion: What was that?
That Someone: Ohh Nothing, looking for a cookie, yeah, just need a cookie.
The White Lion: Smart-ass.
{The White Lion walks into the room, and seemingly demands the assistance of a cameraman}
The White Lion: Meet me in the interview area in a few minutes, we're cutting a promo.
Camera Man: Alright, let me finish my Danish and I'll be right there sir.
The White Lion: Sir! Don't fucking call me sir, the name is Michael, just call me Michael.
Camera Man: Cool, well then Michael I'll be right there.
{The scene the reappears in the APW promo area, and the White Lion is standing there patiently.}
Camera Man: Alright Michael, We ready, your on.
The White Lion: Here, here at last, to the fans I present the exciting future of the APW. You will surely see some amazing things in the near future. Enough about myself, everyone comes in and talks about themselves, so now lets break it down only seems fitting to acknowledge the others here since thats what all the ego filled tights in the locker room seem to love. First we'll look over to Razor Ryan.....Hey Yo! Accomplished so much in the NOW, some good title reigns Hey Yo! the greasy mullet has got to Hey Go!!....Jason Royce....nevermind it's cool, Trevor Blackwell, The extreme of Extreme you seem to be gaining some weight like those "Hardcore twinkies" and those "Extreme Ding Dongs" Hunh!!! and the rest of the Motorcycle Rat Pack...Wow a modern day clique, that is impressive, and yet they love to list their accomplishments " I was this champ, and that champ, We did this and that, won the Dough-nut Eating Championship, and holder of the Extreme Whine-ass Title five consecutive times...lody dahh, who cares, this is the APW, uncharted territory. The past doesn't matter, the people you've destroyed elsewhere means nothing, The future... that is what counts, and I'm here and my time is NOW!!! So to the NWO, DX, Evolution, Four Horsemen, Money Inc, Nation of Domination, The Heanan Family, Rock and Sock Connection, Impact Players, Sex and Violence, it doesn't matter they have all come, caused some waves, created some havoc, and then fizzle out like a pathetic birthday candle, so while you guy's have your fun, guy's like myself will be the lasting dominance in the industry, the rest of the APW will just sit back be patient, and wait for the inevitable, the self destruction of Sex and Violence. Let's see Kaos he might come forward and achieve so lasting success, Trevor, well he'll fade out as a sideshow attraction, and if doesn't get control on that weight, whew, Fyre Angel, and Kristina well they will soon end up the next gen of Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah, whip out the puppies ladies, seems pretty easy to read, almost like history in a book. The hard part is guessing which ones tits will fall the furthest. So when Rome falls I will be here to step over the rubble, sagged out tennis balls stuffed in socks and broken Singapore canes to claim my place, at the top, to the Motorcycle Rat Pack, enjoy...heres to you.
{The camera fades out as the camera man speaks}
Camera Man: Are you freaking nuts!?!?!
