Post by Chris Cyrus on Dec 21, 2008 16:34:34 GMT -4
The scene opens up inside a hotel room. Its Saturday Night, the night before Christmas Chaos and the Hardcore Kid is sitting at the foot of his bed, just thinking about his up coming match against Royce, Cage and Angel for the Xtreme Title. The Camera focuses on the former Tag Champ as he begins to speak.
THK: Christmas Chaos. December 21st. Five matches. Four title matches, all from the Nassau Coliseum in Long Island New York. The home town of Trevor Blackwell. A man who has a chance to be the home town hero and walk out with the APW World Heavyweight title in the Long Island Death Match. Will he though? I wouldn’t count on it. But there will be one hero to walk out of Christmas Chaos and that would be I, The Hardcore Kid. How will I be a hero, well, its obvious, I’ll be the one who will save the Xtreme Title from being a complete and utter waste of a title. For the last few months, the title has been passed around more times than a cheep 2 dollar hooker. And the credibility of the title went straight down the toilet when Fyre Angel some how, some way, beat Streets Wilson. Fyre Angel of all people won the Xtreme Title, hell, won a singles title before me. That’s bad. The problem I have with Fyre Angel is that he’s just plain lucky. When she held the tag titles, it was Kristina Blackwell who carried the team. And let me add in that it was because of me that she doesn’t have that title any more. And Streets must have been drugged up on crack or something, because Fyre got extremely lucky to beat Streets.
But all that is the past, cause this past Monday on Overdrive Fyre, you showed me just what kind of a wrestler you we’re. I knew going into your tag match that it didn’t matter who won or loss. We we’re all guaranteed our title match at the Pay Per View. But I was watching you Fyre, and you showed me that night that the heart, the desire, the passion for this business, isn’t has fired up as it should be. And just like Kristina Blackwell carried you, I carried you in that match. I carried you to the point where I got tired of it and smashed your head with a chair. Someone had to do it and I’m glad it was me, because believe me, it felt really good to do that.
Now Carl Cage. Jason Royce’s puppet. Jason’s, well, I’m not going to come up with a cute way of saying this, but Jason’s homosexual life partner. We know your big. We know your strong. And we all know you suck. You got into this match by beating Fyre Angel. Big whoop. What else have you done? Nothing. You came into APW as a nobody and you’re going to end the year as a nobody. 2009 just might be a better year for you Carl, because Christmas Chaos won’t give you a happy ending for 2008. See Carl, your part of the reason why I turned on Royce. Royce thought we need some protection. A Body Guard. In a way he was right, but, the person he needed protection from, was from ME! Carl, you’re just some muscled up roided freak. You could break me in half if you wanted to. But I’m smarter and faster than you Carl. And the bigger they are, the harder they fall. And trust me Carl, You’re going to fall, and you’re going to fall hard. Your time has champion, its not now Carl. And tell your manager of yours that if she wants to be with a real man and a real champion, to give me a call. Because at Christmas Chaos, Carl, your going to see why I was talent in Hardcore Ice. And your also going to see just how much of a joke Jason really is. Remember, one fall to the finish. There’s no teams in this match, and at some point, you are your partner will have to lock horns. What do you do then guys. I can’t wait for that part.
And Jason Royce. My former Partner. Former best friend. You and I Jason, we are the true APW Originals. We we’re here on the very first show. We we’re here for every Pay Per View. And here we are now, the last show of the year. We had our differences in the beginning and we put them aside to become two time tag team champions. But all that fame and glory all went to your head Jason. I was the Talent in Hardcore Ice. I carried the team. I was tired of you making decision without me. Begging for gimmick matches at every chance you had. Making you look like a jackass and in the process, making me look like one too. I was sick and tired of you Jason. And the straw that broke the camels back, you went and added Carl to the mix, without consulting me, so what did I do. I left Hardcore Ice without consulting you. Fair, I thought. And I don’t blame you for having a hissy fit over it. But you should thank me. My turning on you was the best thing to happen to the both of us. You went and won the Xtreme Title, and I’m going to take it right from you at Christmas Chaos. In reality Jason, I’ll give you credit where credit is due. You’re a hell of a lot better wrestler now than what you we’re 12 months ago. But your not the only one. And your going to see why at Christmas Chaos when I beat you all over the Nassau Coliseum and take that Xtreme Title and end 2008 on a high note. 2008 was a good year for the Hardcore Kid, but 2009 is going to be even better.
Carl Cage, Fyre Angel, and Jason Royce, When I smashed you all with the chair on Overdrive, I was sending a message to each and every one of you. I control your fate in this match, just like I controlled the fate on Overdrive. I knew what I was doing when I got myself disqualified. I didn’t care, because I was in control and I will be in control at Christmas Chaos. And as nice as a guy I am and this being the holidays and the season of giving, I have a gift for the three of you. It’s a fight Class Ticket STRAIGHT TO HELL!
Merry Christmas bitches!
The camera fades to black
THK: Christmas Chaos. December 21st. Five matches. Four title matches, all from the Nassau Coliseum in Long Island New York. The home town of Trevor Blackwell. A man who has a chance to be the home town hero and walk out with the APW World Heavyweight title in the Long Island Death Match. Will he though? I wouldn’t count on it. But there will be one hero to walk out of Christmas Chaos and that would be I, The Hardcore Kid. How will I be a hero, well, its obvious, I’ll be the one who will save the Xtreme Title from being a complete and utter waste of a title. For the last few months, the title has been passed around more times than a cheep 2 dollar hooker. And the credibility of the title went straight down the toilet when Fyre Angel some how, some way, beat Streets Wilson. Fyre Angel of all people won the Xtreme Title, hell, won a singles title before me. That’s bad. The problem I have with Fyre Angel is that he’s just plain lucky. When she held the tag titles, it was Kristina Blackwell who carried the team. And let me add in that it was because of me that she doesn’t have that title any more. And Streets must have been drugged up on crack or something, because Fyre got extremely lucky to beat Streets.
But all that is the past, cause this past Monday on Overdrive Fyre, you showed me just what kind of a wrestler you we’re. I knew going into your tag match that it didn’t matter who won or loss. We we’re all guaranteed our title match at the Pay Per View. But I was watching you Fyre, and you showed me that night that the heart, the desire, the passion for this business, isn’t has fired up as it should be. And just like Kristina Blackwell carried you, I carried you in that match. I carried you to the point where I got tired of it and smashed your head with a chair. Someone had to do it and I’m glad it was me, because believe me, it felt really good to do that.
Now Carl Cage. Jason Royce’s puppet. Jason’s, well, I’m not going to come up with a cute way of saying this, but Jason’s homosexual life partner. We know your big. We know your strong. And we all know you suck. You got into this match by beating Fyre Angel. Big whoop. What else have you done? Nothing. You came into APW as a nobody and you’re going to end the year as a nobody. 2009 just might be a better year for you Carl, because Christmas Chaos won’t give you a happy ending for 2008. See Carl, your part of the reason why I turned on Royce. Royce thought we need some protection. A Body Guard. In a way he was right, but, the person he needed protection from, was from ME! Carl, you’re just some muscled up roided freak. You could break me in half if you wanted to. But I’m smarter and faster than you Carl. And the bigger they are, the harder they fall. And trust me Carl, You’re going to fall, and you’re going to fall hard. Your time has champion, its not now Carl. And tell your manager of yours that if she wants to be with a real man and a real champion, to give me a call. Because at Christmas Chaos, Carl, your going to see why I was talent in Hardcore Ice. And your also going to see just how much of a joke Jason really is. Remember, one fall to the finish. There’s no teams in this match, and at some point, you are your partner will have to lock horns. What do you do then guys. I can’t wait for that part.
And Jason Royce. My former Partner. Former best friend. You and I Jason, we are the true APW Originals. We we’re here on the very first show. We we’re here for every Pay Per View. And here we are now, the last show of the year. We had our differences in the beginning and we put them aside to become two time tag team champions. But all that fame and glory all went to your head Jason. I was the Talent in Hardcore Ice. I carried the team. I was tired of you making decision without me. Begging for gimmick matches at every chance you had. Making you look like a jackass and in the process, making me look like one too. I was sick and tired of you Jason. And the straw that broke the camels back, you went and added Carl to the mix, without consulting me, so what did I do. I left Hardcore Ice without consulting you. Fair, I thought. And I don’t blame you for having a hissy fit over it. But you should thank me. My turning on you was the best thing to happen to the both of us. You went and won the Xtreme Title, and I’m going to take it right from you at Christmas Chaos. In reality Jason, I’ll give you credit where credit is due. You’re a hell of a lot better wrestler now than what you we’re 12 months ago. But your not the only one. And your going to see why at Christmas Chaos when I beat you all over the Nassau Coliseum and take that Xtreme Title and end 2008 on a high note. 2008 was a good year for the Hardcore Kid, but 2009 is going to be even better.
Carl Cage, Fyre Angel, and Jason Royce, When I smashed you all with the chair on Overdrive, I was sending a message to each and every one of you. I control your fate in this match, just like I controlled the fate on Overdrive. I knew what I was doing when I got myself disqualified. I didn’t care, because I was in control and I will be in control at Christmas Chaos. And as nice as a guy I am and this being the holidays and the season of giving, I have a gift for the three of you. It’s a fight Class Ticket STRAIGHT TO HELL!
Merry Christmas bitches!
The camera fades to black
