Post by Chris Cyrus on Feb 22, 2009 15:33:39 GMT -4
History will be made. War games makes its Wrestling return to APW at Carnage on February 22nd. A match that has changed the face of professional wrestling. The innovative Idea first introduced in the NWA. Then brought over the WCW as part of their Fall Brawl Pay Per View. From there, other promotions have taken the match and put their own spin on it. And now, its APW’s turn. 8 men. Two teams. The Hired Gunz. Comprised of The APW World Champion, Michael Lively. Twister. The Hardcore Kid. And Dr. Matt. Their opponents, Jason Royce. Streets Wilson. Rick Stevens. And a last minute adjustment, Level One. A team that on paper, seems to have more of a chance now, rather than having Carl Cage, Trevor Blackwell and Tabitha Crowley there.
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The scene opens up with The Hired Gunz playing Rock Band 2. Dr. Matt is on Vocals. Twister is on Drums. Michael Lively is on Lead Guitar and The Hardcore Kid is on Bass. The begin playing “Eye of the Tiger” By Survivor
The song ends and you hear Dr. Matt yell out.
Dr. Matt: MOM, GET US SOME BEER!
The team is rocking out at Dr. Matt’s parents place and his mom comes into the living room.
Dr. Mom: I told you already, start paying some damn rent and maybe I’ll get you and your friends a beer.
Dr. Matt: I got my job back. I get paid next Friday.
Dr. Mom: Then why are you all here. Don’t you have a match to get ready for.
Dr. Matt: We’re working on our team work.
Matt’s mom walks away.
Lively: The bitch.
Twister: Don’t you think about kicking her ass Women hater.
THK: Your Mom is hot Matt.
Dr. Matt: Shut up man.
THK: What, I’m just sayin, she’s a freakin milf.
Twister: Ya man, your mom is smoking. Huge boobs and all.
Dr. Matt: C’mon man!
Lively: don’t worry Matt, I still don’t like your Mom.
Dr. Matt: Good to see someone has some common sense…..MOM…BEER US!
Dr. Mom (Yelling from the Kitchen): TAKE THE DAMN TRASH OUT!
Dr. Matt: BUT MOM!
Matt’s mom walks into the room.
Dr. Mom: Don’t But Mom me. You just wait till your father gets home.
Twister: Your gonna get it now man.
Dr. Matt: Nah, my old man is cool. He made me some French toast this morning.
THK: We playing another song or what.
Lively: Pick a good song this time Matt.
Dr. Matt: Its not my fault I don’t know the lyrics to most of these songs!
Twister: The Lyrics are on the screen.
Dr. Matt: I don’t care. Lets do Livin’ On a Prayer.
The group plays the song and they 5 star it. Just then the front door opens and its Matt’s father. Dr. Dad.
Dr. Dad: I’m home everyone and I got some Pizza and Beer.
Dr. Matt: See guys, I told you my old man is cool.
Matt goes over and the first thing he reaches for is the Beer.
Dr. Dad: Hold on a second son. Did you do your chores today.
Dr. Matt: Yes sir.
Twister: That’s not true. He didn’t take out the Trash!
Dr. Matt: HEY!
Dr. Dad: Take out the trash son and you can have some Pizza and Beer.
Dr. Matt: Fine!
Matt grabs the trash and takes it outside. Dr. Dad looks over at the rest of the Hired Gunz in his living room with plastic instruments in their hands.
Dr. Dad: Not to be rude or anything, but who the hell are you guys and why are you in my living room.
Twister: I’m Twister.
THK: I’m The Hardcore Kid.
Lively: And I’m Michael Lively, the APW World Champion.
Dr. Dad: Oh. Your Matt’s friends from that wrestling thing he does. Never did understand it. A bunch of grown men, sweating, groping at each other. Seems kind of gay to me.
THK: There’s nothing gay about wrestling.
Twister: Expect that one time after a big match, we we’re all in the shower and Matt dropped the soap and bent over in front of me to pick it up. That was kind of gay.
Matt comes back in and everyone looks at him.
Dr. Matt: What you guys talking about.
Lively: About that time you bent over in front of Twister in the shower!
Dr. Matt: Hey, we agreed we’d never talk about that again.
Dr. Dad: First my son tells me he wants to be a wrestle as a Doctor. Then he tells me that he wants to move back in. And now I find out that he’s gay. You know who’s fault this is. Its your mothers for not spanking you.
THK whispers to Twister: I’d let her spank me
The two giggle.
Dr. Matt: I’m not gay dad. I get tons of chicks. Honest.
Matt grabs a beer and tosses some to his friends.
Dr. Matt: Lets just eat some pizza and get back to Rock Band.
They all eat Pizza and drink some beer as the scene fades out.
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Its time for another Hardcore Kid Blog. 24 hours away boys and girls and I can’t wait.
I’ve never been so excited for a match in my entire career thus far. Why? War Games. I’m teaming up with 3 of the best wrestlers. First, Michael Lively. Current APW World Champion. Longest Reigning Champion in APW with the Overdrive title. The only man to have over 20 wins in APW. Then, Twister. Former APW World Champion, Former APW Xtreme Champion, Former APW Tag Team Champion. Plus he was a World Champion in CWF. And then, The Great Dr. Matt. Former CWF Combat, Xtreme and Tag Team Champion. Former WWC Tag Team Champion and World Champion. Sure, maybe the man has a few problems, but who does doesn’t. He’s the fuckin man when it comes to this business. And then there’s yours truly. I may have the less experience. I may not have accomplished much in my career. But I’m a 2 time APW Tag Team Champion. The Current Xtreme Champion. And you better believe, by teaming up with the best in his business. You can guarantee that I’m determined to be the best that I can be. Especially for a match like this.
Now as for our opponents, let’s start with the APW Tag Team Champions. Rick Stevens and Streets Wilson. Rick Stevens, known for being at the ring place, at the ring time to get a hold of half of the tag titles. Streets Wilson, known to the world for losing the Xtreme Title to Fyre Angel. Yah, you lost a singles match to Fyre Angel. Who the hell does that? I know I don’t. You guys must think your king shit. I mean, you’ve out done Link and BDC this month. You guys almost killed Link by putting him though that table on Overdrive. But the fact of the matter is that Link and BDC. Retribution Inc. They aren’t what they used to be. The stories I’ve heard about how great Link and BDC is, quite frankly, it’s a thing of the past. So really guys, you have nothing to brag about when it comes to those two.
But you guys are brave, and I’ll give you credit. Volunteering to work double duty at Carnage. First your defending the tag titles against Retribution Inc, and you stepped up and made yourself part of the War Games match. Smart move or stupid move, I haven’t decided yet, but one thing for sure is that you’re going to be lucky if your able to walk out of War games under your own strength. After what you guys did to Retribution Inc this month, those guys are going to do what ever it takes to tare you both limb from limb. And when you get to the War Games match, and you both struggle to get to the ring. When I see the pain on your face. Your body aching from the punishment. I will have no remorse for you guys. I will treat you guys like no other. And because you guys are taking Trevor Blackwell’s and Tabitha Crowley’s place, I’m going to picture Trevor’s face on your guy’s body, because I hate Trevor Blackwell. I hate the entire Blackwell family. And Carnage was going to be my one last shot to take him out for good, but since he did it himself for me, I need to take my frustrations out on someone, and who better than the replacements.
You guys may think that just because you’re better than your team mates, and that you’re better than Lively and Twister cause you Streets got the tag titles off of them, doesn’t mean you deserve to be in this match. You’re not in this match for your team. You’re just in it for yourselves and to make yourself look better. But its not going to work, because the Hired Gunz are here to make sure that the job assigned to us gets done.
Now, Carl Cage. I waited all this time to fight you and the time came last week and you let me down. I thought you would have brought more fight than what you did, and you call yourself a champion. After kicking your ass boy, your days as champion, are numbered. But I heard through the grapevines that you’re not going to be at Carnage, because of some sort of drug addiction. You need to lay off the juice man. Because look where it got you. Into rehab. Out of the biggest match of your career. And now Jason Royce doesn’t like you. Thank you Carl Cage to proving my point that I made long ago that with Jason Hiring you was a terrible mistake because you’re a screw up.
But rumors all around the internet are saying that there will be a replacement for you Carl. Lost of names have been popping up, but the one who has been popping up the most. Level One. Why Level One? Something tells me that he wants Michael Lively as they are set to fight at Rasslemania 5. But if Level One wants to get involved in this match, then it’s his funeral. Level One, you and I fought a few weeks ago, and even though you beat me as it was expected, I learned something from you. You sir are good, damn good. BUT, The White Lion is better. So enjoy your 15 minutes of fame, on your quest to the world title, because at Rasslemania, Michael Lively is knocking you down the ranks. If you want to wrestle John Green and then come into War games, that’s fine by me. Make yourself tired. Risk injuring yourself. I don’t care. Because at the end of the night, The Hired Gunz will prevail and that’s all there is to it.
Level One, even though your Ranked number 1 in APW, which is only because of the whole “Experts” affiliation, your nothing special. You come out every week, do the same thing and try to be entertaining, but at the end of the day, you’re still a boring piece of shit. You tried to end my career at New Years Retribution. At Carnage, if you step into War Games, I’m going to end yours. And you better pray that you make it to Rasslemania, because like I said, I’m ending your career at Carnage.
And last but not least. The only man left who was suppose to be in this match from the beginning, is still in the match, Jason Royce. Since we broke up as a tag team. I’ve put did you time and time again. I out did you at Christmas Chaos. I eliminated your ass at New Years Retribution. And the way things are looking, Carnage isn’t looking to good for you. You have a team of guys who don’t like you. You have a team of guys, except for the tag champs, that don’t like each other. How the hell do you expect everyone to work together to beat the Hired Gunz. To beat 4 men who know what their duty is. Who can stand one another. Who can work together to get the job done. The odd, their stacked up against you Jason Royce. You went to being what was to be the most dominate group in pro wrestling, Pure Innovation. And in just 3 weeks, it all came crashing down and now you have nothing left. No group and no friends. The only reason people stepped up to be your partner is a chance at the main event of a PPV. The chance to be in a huge match like War Games. Their just using you Jason, to get a step closer to the top. They don’t care about you. Their not going to look out for you. Their just looking out for themselves. And the sooner you realize that Jason, the sooner people will begin to respect you. I teamed with you for a few months Jason. I know you have that animal inside of you. I know you have what it takes to be a force to be reckoned with. I want to see that Jason Royce. And I want you to realize what APW has done for you and your career and give thanks back by giving it all you got. Because Jason, you do that, you bring your best, especially against me, then once and for all, we can put this whole thing to rest between us and we can find out, Just who was the better man in Hardcore Ice. APW and President Jeff has done a lot for us. A lot more than any other place could have. The Money Jason, the big pay off, is in APW, bring your best, because I want no excuses when I beat you.
Sunday Night, War Games. Twister and Dr. Matt, two men who help paved the way in WWC and CWF to make APW happen. Lively and Myself, two men who has been here from day 1 and helped build APW to where it is today. The Hired Guys made APW. We are APW. And at Carnage, after we win and we send you all straight to Hell. It won’t be just a win for us, or the fans. It will be a win for APW.
Let the War Games begin
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The scene opens up with The Hired Gunz playing Rock Band 2. Dr. Matt is on Vocals. Twister is on Drums. Michael Lively is on Lead Guitar and The Hardcore Kid is on Bass. The begin playing “Eye of the Tiger” By Survivor
The song ends and you hear Dr. Matt yell out.
Dr. Matt: MOM, GET US SOME BEER!
The team is rocking out at Dr. Matt’s parents place and his mom comes into the living room.
Dr. Mom: I told you already, start paying some damn rent and maybe I’ll get you and your friends a beer.
Dr. Matt: I got my job back. I get paid next Friday.
Dr. Mom: Then why are you all here. Don’t you have a match to get ready for.
Dr. Matt: We’re working on our team work.
Matt’s mom walks away.
Lively: The bitch.
Twister: Don’t you think about kicking her ass Women hater.
THK: Your Mom is hot Matt.
Dr. Matt: Shut up man.
THK: What, I’m just sayin, she’s a freakin milf.
Twister: Ya man, your mom is smoking. Huge boobs and all.
Dr. Matt: C’mon man!
Lively: don’t worry Matt, I still don’t like your Mom.
Dr. Matt: Good to see someone has some common sense…..MOM…BEER US!
Dr. Mom (Yelling from the Kitchen): TAKE THE DAMN TRASH OUT!
Dr. Matt: BUT MOM!
Matt’s mom walks into the room.
Dr. Mom: Don’t But Mom me. You just wait till your father gets home.
Twister: Your gonna get it now man.
Dr. Matt: Nah, my old man is cool. He made me some French toast this morning.
THK: We playing another song or what.
Lively: Pick a good song this time Matt.
Dr. Matt: Its not my fault I don’t know the lyrics to most of these songs!
Twister: The Lyrics are on the screen.
Dr. Matt: I don’t care. Lets do Livin’ On a Prayer.
The group plays the song and they 5 star it. Just then the front door opens and its Matt’s father. Dr. Dad.
Dr. Dad: I’m home everyone and I got some Pizza and Beer.
Dr. Matt: See guys, I told you my old man is cool.
Matt goes over and the first thing he reaches for is the Beer.
Dr. Dad: Hold on a second son. Did you do your chores today.
Dr. Matt: Yes sir.
Twister: That’s not true. He didn’t take out the Trash!
Dr. Matt: HEY!
Dr. Dad: Take out the trash son and you can have some Pizza and Beer.
Dr. Matt: Fine!
Matt grabs the trash and takes it outside. Dr. Dad looks over at the rest of the Hired Gunz in his living room with plastic instruments in their hands.
Dr. Dad: Not to be rude or anything, but who the hell are you guys and why are you in my living room.
Twister: I’m Twister.
THK: I’m The Hardcore Kid.
Lively: And I’m Michael Lively, the APW World Champion.
Dr. Dad: Oh. Your Matt’s friends from that wrestling thing he does. Never did understand it. A bunch of grown men, sweating, groping at each other. Seems kind of gay to me.
THK: There’s nothing gay about wrestling.
Twister: Expect that one time after a big match, we we’re all in the shower and Matt dropped the soap and bent over in front of me to pick it up. That was kind of gay.
Matt comes back in and everyone looks at him.
Dr. Matt: What you guys talking about.
Lively: About that time you bent over in front of Twister in the shower!
Dr. Matt: Hey, we agreed we’d never talk about that again.
Dr. Dad: First my son tells me he wants to be a wrestle as a Doctor. Then he tells me that he wants to move back in. And now I find out that he’s gay. You know who’s fault this is. Its your mothers for not spanking you.
THK whispers to Twister: I’d let her spank me
The two giggle.
Dr. Matt: I’m not gay dad. I get tons of chicks. Honest.
Matt grabs a beer and tosses some to his friends.
Dr. Matt: Lets just eat some pizza and get back to Rock Band.
They all eat Pizza and drink some beer as the scene fades out.
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Its time for another Hardcore Kid Blog. 24 hours away boys and girls and I can’t wait.
I’ve never been so excited for a match in my entire career thus far. Why? War Games. I’m teaming up with 3 of the best wrestlers. First, Michael Lively. Current APW World Champion. Longest Reigning Champion in APW with the Overdrive title. The only man to have over 20 wins in APW. Then, Twister. Former APW World Champion, Former APW Xtreme Champion, Former APW Tag Team Champion. Plus he was a World Champion in CWF. And then, The Great Dr. Matt. Former CWF Combat, Xtreme and Tag Team Champion. Former WWC Tag Team Champion and World Champion. Sure, maybe the man has a few problems, but who does doesn’t. He’s the fuckin man when it comes to this business. And then there’s yours truly. I may have the less experience. I may not have accomplished much in my career. But I’m a 2 time APW Tag Team Champion. The Current Xtreme Champion. And you better believe, by teaming up with the best in his business. You can guarantee that I’m determined to be the best that I can be. Especially for a match like this.
Now as for our opponents, let’s start with the APW Tag Team Champions. Rick Stevens and Streets Wilson. Rick Stevens, known for being at the ring place, at the ring time to get a hold of half of the tag titles. Streets Wilson, known to the world for losing the Xtreme Title to Fyre Angel. Yah, you lost a singles match to Fyre Angel. Who the hell does that? I know I don’t. You guys must think your king shit. I mean, you’ve out done Link and BDC this month. You guys almost killed Link by putting him though that table on Overdrive. But the fact of the matter is that Link and BDC. Retribution Inc. They aren’t what they used to be. The stories I’ve heard about how great Link and BDC is, quite frankly, it’s a thing of the past. So really guys, you have nothing to brag about when it comes to those two.
But you guys are brave, and I’ll give you credit. Volunteering to work double duty at Carnage. First your defending the tag titles against Retribution Inc, and you stepped up and made yourself part of the War Games match. Smart move or stupid move, I haven’t decided yet, but one thing for sure is that you’re going to be lucky if your able to walk out of War games under your own strength. After what you guys did to Retribution Inc this month, those guys are going to do what ever it takes to tare you both limb from limb. And when you get to the War Games match, and you both struggle to get to the ring. When I see the pain on your face. Your body aching from the punishment. I will have no remorse for you guys. I will treat you guys like no other. And because you guys are taking Trevor Blackwell’s and Tabitha Crowley’s place, I’m going to picture Trevor’s face on your guy’s body, because I hate Trevor Blackwell. I hate the entire Blackwell family. And Carnage was going to be my one last shot to take him out for good, but since he did it himself for me, I need to take my frustrations out on someone, and who better than the replacements.
You guys may think that just because you’re better than your team mates, and that you’re better than Lively and Twister cause you Streets got the tag titles off of them, doesn’t mean you deserve to be in this match. You’re not in this match for your team. You’re just in it for yourselves and to make yourself look better. But its not going to work, because the Hired Gunz are here to make sure that the job assigned to us gets done.
Now, Carl Cage. I waited all this time to fight you and the time came last week and you let me down. I thought you would have brought more fight than what you did, and you call yourself a champion. After kicking your ass boy, your days as champion, are numbered. But I heard through the grapevines that you’re not going to be at Carnage, because of some sort of drug addiction. You need to lay off the juice man. Because look where it got you. Into rehab. Out of the biggest match of your career. And now Jason Royce doesn’t like you. Thank you Carl Cage to proving my point that I made long ago that with Jason Hiring you was a terrible mistake because you’re a screw up.
But rumors all around the internet are saying that there will be a replacement for you Carl. Lost of names have been popping up, but the one who has been popping up the most. Level One. Why Level One? Something tells me that he wants Michael Lively as they are set to fight at Rasslemania 5. But if Level One wants to get involved in this match, then it’s his funeral. Level One, you and I fought a few weeks ago, and even though you beat me as it was expected, I learned something from you. You sir are good, damn good. BUT, The White Lion is better. So enjoy your 15 minutes of fame, on your quest to the world title, because at Rasslemania, Michael Lively is knocking you down the ranks. If you want to wrestle John Green and then come into War games, that’s fine by me. Make yourself tired. Risk injuring yourself. I don’t care. Because at the end of the night, The Hired Gunz will prevail and that’s all there is to it.
Level One, even though your Ranked number 1 in APW, which is only because of the whole “Experts” affiliation, your nothing special. You come out every week, do the same thing and try to be entertaining, but at the end of the day, you’re still a boring piece of shit. You tried to end my career at New Years Retribution. At Carnage, if you step into War Games, I’m going to end yours. And you better pray that you make it to Rasslemania, because like I said, I’m ending your career at Carnage.
And last but not least. The only man left who was suppose to be in this match from the beginning, is still in the match, Jason Royce. Since we broke up as a tag team. I’ve put did you time and time again. I out did you at Christmas Chaos. I eliminated your ass at New Years Retribution. And the way things are looking, Carnage isn’t looking to good for you. You have a team of guys who don’t like you. You have a team of guys, except for the tag champs, that don’t like each other. How the hell do you expect everyone to work together to beat the Hired Gunz. To beat 4 men who know what their duty is. Who can stand one another. Who can work together to get the job done. The odd, their stacked up against you Jason Royce. You went to being what was to be the most dominate group in pro wrestling, Pure Innovation. And in just 3 weeks, it all came crashing down and now you have nothing left. No group and no friends. The only reason people stepped up to be your partner is a chance at the main event of a PPV. The chance to be in a huge match like War Games. Their just using you Jason, to get a step closer to the top. They don’t care about you. Their not going to look out for you. Their just looking out for themselves. And the sooner you realize that Jason, the sooner people will begin to respect you. I teamed with you for a few months Jason. I know you have that animal inside of you. I know you have what it takes to be a force to be reckoned with. I want to see that Jason Royce. And I want you to realize what APW has done for you and your career and give thanks back by giving it all you got. Because Jason, you do that, you bring your best, especially against me, then once and for all, we can put this whole thing to rest between us and we can find out, Just who was the better man in Hardcore Ice. APW and President Jeff has done a lot for us. A lot more than any other place could have. The Money Jason, the big pay off, is in APW, bring your best, because I want no excuses when I beat you.
Sunday Night, War Games. Twister and Dr. Matt, two men who help paved the way in WWC and CWF to make APW happen. Lively and Myself, two men who has been here from day 1 and helped build APW to where it is today. The Hired Guys made APW. We are APW. And at Carnage, after we win and we send you all straight to Hell. It won’t be just a win for us, or the fans. It will be a win for APW.
Let the War Games begin
