Post by Twister on Feb 22, 2009 23:37:56 GMT -4
The Hired Gunz are still sitting in Dr. Matts basement when our cameras resume rolling. Twister smacks off the final notes on livin on a prayer then crosses the drum sticks across the drums. Lively and THK lay down their guitars and Matt lets out a belch. Twister reaches down beside the drum kit and grabs a bottle out of a paper bag that was neatly tucked away. The bottle glistens in his hands, revealed now to be JD... Twister spins the cap off and takes a mighty swig from the nectar with in. He holds the bottle out suggestively.
Anyone?
Lively looks over at Twister with a sigh.
Do you ever quit drinking that stuff? I thought we had ya clean.
Nope... Its always with me... Need the pick up. Hey I stopped assaulting everyone I came across.
But didnt you agree...
Hey do I tell you to stop kicking your mother in the face?
Well no.
Exactly, I dont take away your fun, dont take away mine.
Here here!
Matt grabs the bottle from Twister and takes a swig and passes it to THK.
As your personal Jesus I think its only fair to suggest you lay off... at least til after war games.
Je... seriously man, I've had some of my best matches drunk.
Me too!
Matt crushes a beer can on his head with a chuckle.
See... It must be a veteran thing.
Right.
Your awful quiet over there kid, you ok.
THK shakes his head and looks up.
Yeah Im good man, just thinkin bout Matts mom.
Hey come on!
Matthews mom has got it going on.
Its been done already Twist, dont you dare.
Aww.
Twist snatches the bottle from Matt and downs another swig with a grunt. He humms the tune of "stacey's mom" to himself which draws the ire of Lively and Matt.
How is it every time your drunk I gotta listen of a rendition of that song from you Twist?
Cause everyones mom is real fuckin hot!
THK leans back and is laughing at this point as Lively looks at Matt.
Livelys mom does have it going on too.
Ah she sucks in bed.
HEY!
What its true.
Lively buries his face in his hands as THK is almost hysterical.
Hey Matt...
Yeah?
How's your mom in the sack?
Are you kidding me?
Im just sayin... I wonder who has the better mom fuck.
I... You... How the hell would I know.
I just naturally assumed you would have experience.
She's my mom!
Twister stares blankly at Matt, THK is slumped over in his chair laughing and even Lively cant help but crack a smile at this point. Finally the stare is broken as Twister bounces out of his seat.
I know!
Uh-oh.
I'll go ask.
WHAT!
Twister races for the stairs and Matt springs out of his seat but is stopped by an equally quick moving Lively. THK swings his head backwards in full laughter as Matt fights to get past Mike.
Let me at him!
I wanna see where this goes.
Twister makes his way through the stairwell stumbling a bit but pretty quickly for a drunk. He finally gets upstairs and sees Matts mom sitting in the living room reading a magazine. Twister clears his throat and speaks as Mrs. Matt... Mommy Matt?... Ah what ever. Doctors mom sets down her magazine exposing her very sweet breasts inside a thin white shirt.
Hmm? Twister right?
Y... Yeah. I... Well... We...
You seem nervous... Whats on your mind?
Point blank ma'am. The guys and I were wondering who's better in bed you or Lively's mom.
Mrs. Matt sits pondering for a moment.
No disrespect Doctor Mom... Its just Lively's mom has slept with like everyone, and well...
Did she sleep with you Twisty?
Um... Well yeah.
Hmm... So... Seems to me.
Matts mom rises from her chair, the oversized, undermaterialed shirt covers down her thighs to a few inches above her knees. She takes a step towards Twister.
Seems to me the only way to find out for sure is first hand isnt it. Lets see why they call you Twister.
Mr. Mom wraps her arms around Twister as Matt comes barging into the room.
OH HELL NO!
Lively and THK dive into the room behind Matt and pull him back as Matts dad, erego known as Mr. Matt comes into the room.
What the hell is going on in here.
The drunken THK decides to pipe up.
Welp sir... Twisty here decided he was going to mack your wife to see if she was better than Lively's mom.
KID!
WHAT?
Uh-oh.
Mr. Matt lunges at Twister who scrambles through his three partners for the weekend and towards the door.
Time to go!
Twister escapes through the door with THK, Lively and Dr. Matt close behind as Mr. Matt can be seen fuming in the front yard as the four run down the street. Mrs. Matt is on the porch.
Call me!
The four men finally stop running near the end of the block. Twister stands across te group from Matt with THK closer to him. Twister leans over and whispers to him.
She totally would have been better than Livelys mom.
THK starts laughing again.
Well guys, we need somewhere to crash for the night, may as well go take over a hotel.
We woulda been fine if Romeo here didnt try to mack on my MOM.
Hey man, THK is the one who told your dad.
Yeah and your mom came on to me!
What?
Seriously?
Yeah! I had barely said anything all I did was mention about the comparison between Livelys mom and her and she said I should find out first hand.
You son of a bitch.
Yeah... I am. Probably why I look to other peoples moms for comfort... and SEX!
THK doubles over laughing as Lively holds Matt back from killing Twister.
Must you antagonize him?
Absolutely.
Matt finally relaxes and him and Twister exchange a nod before the three head up the street.
We should hit a liquor store, i left my bottle behind.
Its ok I killed it before we came upstairs.
You would.
Hey you tried to bang my mom.
I did not...
Ok guys could we stop the fighting, we do have to get along at least for tomorrow.
Shit man you serious... No worries about tomorrow. Look at us, more experience, more talent than anyone on that team.
What about One.
He's one man, and he'll be lucky to get by Green never mind be a factor in our match.
The other three men nod in approval.
Now... can we go drink?
Im down!
Me too.
Its gonna be a long night.
The four men continue down the street as the scene fades out.
Anyone?
Lively looks over at Twister with a sigh.
Do you ever quit drinking that stuff? I thought we had ya clean.
Nope... Its always with me... Need the pick up. Hey I stopped assaulting everyone I came across.
But didnt you agree...
Hey do I tell you to stop kicking your mother in the face?
Well no.
Exactly, I dont take away your fun, dont take away mine.
Here here!
Matt grabs the bottle from Twister and takes a swig and passes it to THK.
As your personal Jesus I think its only fair to suggest you lay off... at least til after war games.
Je... seriously man, I've had some of my best matches drunk.
Me too!
Matt crushes a beer can on his head with a chuckle.
See... It must be a veteran thing.
Right.
Your awful quiet over there kid, you ok.
THK shakes his head and looks up.
Yeah Im good man, just thinkin bout Matts mom.
Hey come on!
Matthews mom has got it going on.
Its been done already Twist, dont you dare.
Aww.
Twist snatches the bottle from Matt and downs another swig with a grunt. He humms the tune of "stacey's mom" to himself which draws the ire of Lively and Matt.
How is it every time your drunk I gotta listen of a rendition of that song from you Twist?
Cause everyones mom is real fuckin hot!
THK leans back and is laughing at this point as Lively looks at Matt.
Livelys mom does have it going on too.
Ah she sucks in bed.
HEY!
What its true.
Lively buries his face in his hands as THK is almost hysterical.
Hey Matt...
Yeah?
How's your mom in the sack?
Are you kidding me?
Im just sayin... I wonder who has the better mom fuck.
I... You... How the hell would I know.
I just naturally assumed you would have experience.
She's my mom!
Twister stares blankly at Matt, THK is slumped over in his chair laughing and even Lively cant help but crack a smile at this point. Finally the stare is broken as Twister bounces out of his seat.
I know!
Uh-oh.
I'll go ask.
WHAT!
Twister races for the stairs and Matt springs out of his seat but is stopped by an equally quick moving Lively. THK swings his head backwards in full laughter as Matt fights to get past Mike.
Let me at him!
I wanna see where this goes.
Twister makes his way through the stairwell stumbling a bit but pretty quickly for a drunk. He finally gets upstairs and sees Matts mom sitting in the living room reading a magazine. Twister clears his throat and speaks as Mrs. Matt... Mommy Matt?... Ah what ever. Doctors mom sets down her magazine exposing her very sweet breasts inside a thin white shirt.
Hmm? Twister right?
Y... Yeah. I... Well... We...
You seem nervous... Whats on your mind?
Point blank ma'am. The guys and I were wondering who's better in bed you or Lively's mom.
Mrs. Matt sits pondering for a moment.
No disrespect Doctor Mom... Its just Lively's mom has slept with like everyone, and well...
Did she sleep with you Twisty?
Um... Well yeah.
Hmm... So... Seems to me.
Matts mom rises from her chair, the oversized, undermaterialed shirt covers down her thighs to a few inches above her knees. She takes a step towards Twister.
Seems to me the only way to find out for sure is first hand isnt it. Lets see why they call you Twister.
Mr. Mom wraps her arms around Twister as Matt comes barging into the room.
OH HELL NO!
Lively and THK dive into the room behind Matt and pull him back as Matts dad, erego known as Mr. Matt comes into the room.
What the hell is going on in here.
The drunken THK decides to pipe up.
Welp sir... Twisty here decided he was going to mack your wife to see if she was better than Lively's mom.
KID!
WHAT?
Uh-oh.
Mr. Matt lunges at Twister who scrambles through his three partners for the weekend and towards the door.
Time to go!
Twister escapes through the door with THK, Lively and Dr. Matt close behind as Mr. Matt can be seen fuming in the front yard as the four run down the street. Mrs. Matt is on the porch.
Call me!
The four men finally stop running near the end of the block. Twister stands across te group from Matt with THK closer to him. Twister leans over and whispers to him.
She totally would have been better than Livelys mom.
THK starts laughing again.
Well guys, we need somewhere to crash for the night, may as well go take over a hotel.
We woulda been fine if Romeo here didnt try to mack on my MOM.
Hey man, THK is the one who told your dad.
Yeah and your mom came on to me!
What?
Seriously?
Yeah! I had barely said anything all I did was mention about the comparison between Livelys mom and her and she said I should find out first hand.
You son of a bitch.
Yeah... I am. Probably why I look to other peoples moms for comfort... and SEX!
THK doubles over laughing as Lively holds Matt back from killing Twister.
Must you antagonize him?
Absolutely.
Matt finally relaxes and him and Twister exchange a nod before the three head up the street.
We should hit a liquor store, i left my bottle behind.
Its ok I killed it before we came upstairs.
You would.
Hey you tried to bang my mom.
I did not...
Ok guys could we stop the fighting, we do have to get along at least for tomorrow.
Shit man you serious... No worries about tomorrow. Look at us, more experience, more talent than anyone on that team.
What about One.
He's one man, and he'll be lucky to get by Green never mind be a factor in our match.
The other three men nod in approval.
Now... can we go drink?
Im down!
Me too.
Its gonna be a long night.
The four men continue down the street as the scene fades out.
