Post by President Jeff on Mar 23, 2009 10:12:53 GMT -4
The scene opens up inside the Joe Louis arena. The arena is empty. There’s a Rasslemania V banner hanging from one side of the arena, and the ring is set up with APW and Rasslemania Logo’s, ready for the big event that’s set to take place tomorrow night. In the ring, there’s a spot light shining in the center of the ring and standing there, wearing an Rasslemania V T-Shirt, Jeans and a APW baseball hat, is the creator and owner of APW, President Hurricane Jeff. There’s a camera man in the ring as well recording Jeff as he begins to speak
Jeff: So here we are again. Rasslemania. An event that I build from the ground up. An event that has tons of history in it. And it took 8 years to get to Rasslemania V, but that doesn’t matter because I made sure this event wasn’t going to disappoint. I’m bring to Rasslemania, the APW Hall of Fame. And being inducted, Matt Metal, Razor Ryan, and my mentor, Alternativ. But that’s not all. We’re going to relive Rasslemania 1 with Dr. Matt and Matt Metal in a 3 Fall TLC match. Now that’s a legends match. But, another legends match that people are looking forward to, Myself fighting Twister.
Jeff smirks and shakes his head
Jeff: Of all people who had the balls to attack me, I thought Twister would have been smart enough. Twister, you and I first met in SDWE and we became champions there. From there I brought you over to my company, CWF, then later WWC. And then after 3 years, I put all differences aside and invited you to join the APW family. To give you that one shot at fame. To allow you to do things on your terms. And you repay me by trying to take me out? Are you crazy Twister? You’ve known me for how long? You’ve seen what I’ve done to people in CWF, WWC and even here in APW. Of all people, you should know that you don’t mess with Hurricane Jeff. Messing with me is like playing with fire, and when you play with fire, you get burned! Should I remind you what I did to Kenny Lambardo. Should I remind you the hell I put Trevor Blackwell through. And then there was Doctor Phate. These are the guys, who at one point had it all because of me. And then as soon as I don’t need them any more, I toss them like yesterdays garbage. And that’s what they we’re garbage. And you walking that same line Twister. We come from the same generation of wrestlers, and that’s where I have respect for you. But taking me out Twister, that I can’t respect.
A few weeks ago Twister, I heard why you did what you did. You said I lost focus. You said that I have changed. That I used to be all about the fans. That I put myself Over everyone else because of my ego. You must have been drunk when you said that. How about you put the bottle down long enough Twister so you can think clearly. So maybe you can understand what your saying before you speak and sound like a complete jackass. I didn’t lose focus, I never changed, I’m still all about the fans, and when was the last I put myself over. My focus, is to make APW #1 and to keep it #1 with quality wrestling shows. And why do I do it, for the fans. Even if they hate me, they appreciate what I’ve done. The APW Hall of Fame, that was for the fans. Reliving Dr. Matt Vs Matt Metal from Rasslemania one, that was for the fans. And when was the last time I won a match. I let Kenny Lambardo beat me twice. I let Spirit win. Hell, I even put The Hardcore Kid over back in the day when he could barely win a match. I’ve always thought about everyone else before me. Even you Twister, I gave you everything that you ever wanted. I set you up so technically, you never have to work another day in your life and you’d be financially set. And this is how you repay me. You attack me from behind with a crowbar. You know what Twister, I think the problem you have with me is a lot deeper as you make it out to be. I think Twister, you attacked me not because of how you think I’ve been acting, but because your Jealous.
Jealous because you know that I’m better than you in every aspect of this business. You know that I’m the better wrestler. You know that I’m a better boss than you and that’s something that you just need to deal with. When I handed over WWC to you, you did a fine job running it, but eventually Twister, you started running it to the ground, so I killed my creation. I did you a favor. I saved you the embarrassment of truly failing. And then, I know there was a self satisfaction from you, knowing that by having everyone hate me, that I’d fall flat on my face, but that didn’t happen, because now with APW, and the success it has, it eats you up inside just show great of an owner I really am. That’s sad Twister, almost as sad as a group of “misfits” reopening a company from the grave and the main talk of the company is me. Pretty pathetic is you ask me. But anyways, Twister, You used to be the Man Twister. Once a pond a time, you we’re the man everyone feared to get into the ring with. Now Twister, your just some washed up has been who gets drunk at a bar. Ever seen the movie The Wrestler Twister. Your just like Randy “The Ram.” Once a big star, and the next thing you know it, you hang out in bars, working indy shows and working an everyday job.
This is Rasslemania Twister. Rasslemania 2, you defeated Glove Guy in front of 75 thousand plus people to retain the CWF title. Rasslemania 3, you got your ass handed to you by Dr. Matt. Its time you step up Twister, Bring the Twister that wrestled at Rasslmania 2. Bring the Twister that eat, sleep and breathe this business. Bring the Twister who would do anything to win. The Twister who won the APW World Title at Shockwave. Show me why you’re a legend. Show my why one day you could be in the APW Hall of Fame. Show me that your not just some jealous has been who only satisfaction in life is to sit at a bar and get drunk.
Twister, Rasslemania V, its bigger than any other Rasslemania. Its bigger than any other Pay Per View. We fought in the past, you beat me, and I beat you. But at Rasslemania, for me, its not about winning or losing, its about pay back and showing you that when you messed with me, that you made a huge mistake. You’re a Twister and I’m a Hurricane, and at Rasslemania, we find out just who the most dangerous storm is. Thru Howling Winds and Pour Rain, Fuck Twisters Rage because you Will Fear….THE HURRICANE
The scene fades to black
Jeff: So here we are again. Rasslemania. An event that I build from the ground up. An event that has tons of history in it. And it took 8 years to get to Rasslemania V, but that doesn’t matter because I made sure this event wasn’t going to disappoint. I’m bring to Rasslemania, the APW Hall of Fame. And being inducted, Matt Metal, Razor Ryan, and my mentor, Alternativ. But that’s not all. We’re going to relive Rasslemania 1 with Dr. Matt and Matt Metal in a 3 Fall TLC match. Now that’s a legends match. But, another legends match that people are looking forward to, Myself fighting Twister.
Jeff smirks and shakes his head
Jeff: Of all people who had the balls to attack me, I thought Twister would have been smart enough. Twister, you and I first met in SDWE and we became champions there. From there I brought you over to my company, CWF, then later WWC. And then after 3 years, I put all differences aside and invited you to join the APW family. To give you that one shot at fame. To allow you to do things on your terms. And you repay me by trying to take me out? Are you crazy Twister? You’ve known me for how long? You’ve seen what I’ve done to people in CWF, WWC and even here in APW. Of all people, you should know that you don’t mess with Hurricane Jeff. Messing with me is like playing with fire, and when you play with fire, you get burned! Should I remind you what I did to Kenny Lambardo. Should I remind you the hell I put Trevor Blackwell through. And then there was Doctor Phate. These are the guys, who at one point had it all because of me. And then as soon as I don’t need them any more, I toss them like yesterdays garbage. And that’s what they we’re garbage. And you walking that same line Twister. We come from the same generation of wrestlers, and that’s where I have respect for you. But taking me out Twister, that I can’t respect.
A few weeks ago Twister, I heard why you did what you did. You said I lost focus. You said that I have changed. That I used to be all about the fans. That I put myself Over everyone else because of my ego. You must have been drunk when you said that. How about you put the bottle down long enough Twister so you can think clearly. So maybe you can understand what your saying before you speak and sound like a complete jackass. I didn’t lose focus, I never changed, I’m still all about the fans, and when was the last I put myself over. My focus, is to make APW #1 and to keep it #1 with quality wrestling shows. And why do I do it, for the fans. Even if they hate me, they appreciate what I’ve done. The APW Hall of Fame, that was for the fans. Reliving Dr. Matt Vs Matt Metal from Rasslemania one, that was for the fans. And when was the last time I won a match. I let Kenny Lambardo beat me twice. I let Spirit win. Hell, I even put The Hardcore Kid over back in the day when he could barely win a match. I’ve always thought about everyone else before me. Even you Twister, I gave you everything that you ever wanted. I set you up so technically, you never have to work another day in your life and you’d be financially set. And this is how you repay me. You attack me from behind with a crowbar. You know what Twister, I think the problem you have with me is a lot deeper as you make it out to be. I think Twister, you attacked me not because of how you think I’ve been acting, but because your Jealous.
Jealous because you know that I’m better than you in every aspect of this business. You know that I’m the better wrestler. You know that I’m a better boss than you and that’s something that you just need to deal with. When I handed over WWC to you, you did a fine job running it, but eventually Twister, you started running it to the ground, so I killed my creation. I did you a favor. I saved you the embarrassment of truly failing. And then, I know there was a self satisfaction from you, knowing that by having everyone hate me, that I’d fall flat on my face, but that didn’t happen, because now with APW, and the success it has, it eats you up inside just show great of an owner I really am. That’s sad Twister, almost as sad as a group of “misfits” reopening a company from the grave and the main talk of the company is me. Pretty pathetic is you ask me. But anyways, Twister, You used to be the Man Twister. Once a pond a time, you we’re the man everyone feared to get into the ring with. Now Twister, your just some washed up has been who gets drunk at a bar. Ever seen the movie The Wrestler Twister. Your just like Randy “The Ram.” Once a big star, and the next thing you know it, you hang out in bars, working indy shows and working an everyday job.
This is Rasslemania Twister. Rasslemania 2, you defeated Glove Guy in front of 75 thousand plus people to retain the CWF title. Rasslemania 3, you got your ass handed to you by Dr. Matt. Its time you step up Twister, Bring the Twister that wrestled at Rasslmania 2. Bring the Twister that eat, sleep and breathe this business. Bring the Twister who would do anything to win. The Twister who won the APW World Title at Shockwave. Show me why you’re a legend. Show my why one day you could be in the APW Hall of Fame. Show me that your not just some jealous has been who only satisfaction in life is to sit at a bar and get drunk.
Twister, Rasslemania V, its bigger than any other Rasslemania. Its bigger than any other Pay Per View. We fought in the past, you beat me, and I beat you. But at Rasslemania, for me, its not about winning or losing, its about pay back and showing you that when you messed with me, that you made a huge mistake. You’re a Twister and I’m a Hurricane, and at Rasslemania, we find out just who the most dangerous storm is. Thru Howling Winds and Pour Rain, Fuck Twisters Rage because you Will Fear….THE HURRICANE
The scene fades to black
