WWE Rants

[J-Mart]

Since there is just so much to complain about in the WWE, how about we do it here? I'll start.

What's the deal with the whole PG Rating? I haven't heard a swear word in ages. I miss wrestlers saying stuff like, "I'm gonna lay the smackdown on your candy ass!" Now, they just say stuff like, "I'm going to beat you, and take what's rightfully mine." Seriously, what the fuck? And don't get me started on John Cena's F-U becomming...Dare I say it? The Attitude Adjustment...Yeah. And I liked the STFU. It was a clever and very original name that I really liked. But the WWE wants to appeal to the kids too, and makes Cena change it to the STF. Sadly, the WWE is too stupid to realize that kids like stuff like that. I remember watching guys like Stone Cold, The Rock, and D-X as a kid. Seeing them do promos was so cool. I miss that edgy kind of television. I miss the Attitude era. I miss the WCW invasion. Hell, I even miss Mr. Ass! Get rid of the PG rating WWE. And make Cena go back to the hip hop persona. A

Oh, and one more thing. Jeff Hardy's mic skills suck. Having him as champion is just flat out boring. I think CM Punk being champ is a load of shit too. Ah, fuck it. I'm continuing this rant. Tripple H should be champ right now on Raw. Chris Jericho on Smackdown. At least just until you can properly put someone over. I saw something special in MVP back when he confronted Randy Orton. He's deffinently got potential. Another guy you could consider pushing in the near future is Shelton Benjiman. He has been in EVERY Money In The Bank ladder match so far, and has made them very entertaining. I don't even know if he is still on the roster, but he is VERY entertaining. If he was champion, I wouldn't mind. I don't know how good his mic skills are though. Ha ha, that's probably because the WWE never gives him any promo time. I also think that Vince has to offer TNA a deal that would start a feud between the two companys. Similar to the Monday Night Wars. I KNOW this would be very very entertaining.

Well, that's all for now.

[Jesse Nuñez™]

cena wanted the name changes not WWE. And Shelton gets ring and promo time on ECW.

[biggs]

My main rant with WWE right now is that they released The Brian Kendrick. Boy was I pissed when I read that.

But seriously, overall, I'm very happy with SmackDown!, save for Hardy as champ, but it's a consistantly solid show with at least one or two good matches a week, plus it has three of my favorites in Jericho, Punk, and Morrison. I love the Hart Dynasty, and Dolph Ziggler has been growing on me.

RAW, on the other hand, is a mess. They have a great midcard (which took a hit by releasing Kendrick, imo), but with the likes of MVP, Jack Swagger, Kofi Kingston, Evan Bourne, Mark Henry (who's been improving in recent weeks) and the Colons, RAW certainly has no lack of good midcard matches. The main problem is that the main event is always Cena, Triple H, and Orton. It's tired, boring,and quite frankly, I wish that Cena and Trips would both stay out of the main event for a long while. The problem is that WWE hasn't really built anyone else up to be able to believably take their place. They cut MVP at the legs since he came to RAW, and nobody else is really close to having the credibility to main event.

[J-Mart]

Brian Kendrick is garbage. And if that's true Nunez, then I have lost alot of respect for John Cena. And I was pretty disapointed when he chose not to freestyle on BET. I know that was a while ago, but I still thought he could have said something if he's as good as he thinks he is.

[John Green]

I never knew about the name changes because I really don't watch wrestling as much as I used to. I mean yeah I like HHH, randy Orton, and Cena but damn give someone a push. Every PPV it's Orton vs. Cena or HHH. Don't get me wrong they are all great athletes and performers but I always know it's gonna be them. Know if the next PPV they actually do something to blow me away then I'll start paying money to see it. But other than that I'll jus go to a friends house to watch it. I've been bored with WWE for a longtime now. The only show I really watch is Smackdown. SD! Has really made it for all the former mid-carders. I mean I never thought John Morrison would be in the main event and I thought he would never be a good face but he has done both. And everyone in SD! has good mic skills also minus Jeff Hardy. Jeff is more the perfomer guy and needs to try to improve his mic skills. But other than that everyone else is great on SD! like CM Punk. He's going back to the Punk I knew in ROH with a PG Rating though. Chris Jericho also is a great heel with good mic skills but RAW is turning into a hunk of shit. I mean seriously WWE is nothing like it used to be. TNA has better writing in it now if you ask me. I agree with Joe with the PG rating. As a kid watching Stone Cold and The Rock I thought it was funny as hell watching it with my Uncle. Now theres only one person to laugh at and thats Santino and he cant do the whole show by his self.

And this whole PG rating is making WWE lose alot of fans. I mean they need to fire whoever the hell is doing the writing now. And the whole RAW guest GM thing is getting very lame. The only ones I feel were good were Seth Green amd Shaq but come on what's with all the other people. Know it's been said Freddie Prinze Jr. will be a guest GM. I'll give him a slide since he was a good fantastic writer when he wrote for the WWE. But AL Fucking Sharpton. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY THINKING? Until WWE gets their shit together and actually does something worth a shit they've lost me as a fan.

[J-Mart]

Couldn't agree more Green. The GM thing is lame as hell. I did enjoy seeing Shaq beat up the Big Show, but that's about it. IMO, ever since 2003, WWE has been terrible. Even the new svr 2009 is horrible. I hate the Road To Wrestlemania Mode. It's too short.

[John Green]

Yeah I felt the same way about SVR 09. I feel Here Comes The Pain was the best they've had. Since that it's been hit and miss.

[J-Mart]

I think the WWE's failure may have something to do with the fact that there is no real star in the WWE right now. John Cena's not going to cut it, and Tripple H is a terrible Face. He needs to go back to being heel if the WWE wants to get it's ratings back. I suggest making Kurt Angle an offer he can't refuse so that he'll come back to the WWE.

[John Green]

I feel the same way. There are few Faces on SD!. Moves some damed heels to Raw. Leave Jericho on SD! so he will beat the hell outta Jeff and get his shot. Make HHH a heel again. Same for Cena. I liked his Heel attitude way better than now. And actually give a crap about the Women's division. TNA has done excellent with that division. If you ask me TNA just might rise up with all the fans WWE is losing.

[BDC]

They should use Kane more.

As for the Triple H vs Cena vs Orton, well on the one hand it's getting stale and boring, but on the other hand it wasn't that long ago that I was reading about people being fed up of feuds ending straight away, so the WWE can't really win can they lol?

They are trying something new with the guest GM, and although the execution is quite shit, the idea is sound.

They have a lot of injuries at the moment, and unfortunately they just don't have the strength in depth anymore. Shelton Benjamin, MVP and John Morrison are amazing athletes, but two of those are crap on the mic, and the other is good on the mic, but not what I would call amazing in the ring. I like MVP, don't get me wrong, but I don't see what the fuss is about it. Same goes for CM Punk, although I do like his Heel turn.

[J-Mart]

BDC, would you agree that if Cena went heel, the WWE's ratings would go up?

[Jesse Nuñez™]

Aug 6, 2009 15:02:01 GMT -4 J-Mart said:

Brian Kendrick is garbage. And if that's true Nunez, then I have lost alot of respect for John Cena. And I was pretty disapointed when he chose not to freestyle on BET. I know that was a while ago, but I still thought he could have said something if he's as good as he thinks he is.

He did it cause of the PG rating and he knows hes a role model for those kids.

[Chris Cyrus]

WWE has no competition right now, and thats why it sucks. TNA isn't competion. Right now I think WWE has ideas locked in their vault and as soon as they get that competion with TNA, like how Monday Night wars used to be, I don't expect to see the WWE product get better. WWE doesn't need to dish out the best storylines every week for the next 5 years, because they don't have to. They got the core audience that will tune in every week no matter what they put on TV.

[BDC]

Aug 7, 2009 21:53:13 GMT -4 Chris Cyrus said:

WWE has no competition right now, and thats why it sucks. TNA isn't competion. Right now I think WWE has ideas locked in their vault and as soon as they get that competion with TNA, like how Monday Night wars used to be, I don't expect to see the WWE product get better. WWE doesn't need to dish out the best storylines every week for the next 5 years, because they don't have to. They got the core audience that will tune in every week no matter what they put on TV.

You know, you're probably on to something there!

As for Cena turning Heel - it would be an awesome storyline, and it's something I've wanted to see for a while, but he takes his role as a role model very seriously, and I respect him for that.

The guy does shitloads for the Make A Wish foundation, so he wants to put the best message accross that he can (ok, he beats people up for a living - albeit in a fake environment, but you know what I mean lol.)

As for TNA ... I want to enjoy it, and I watch it now and then, but it still looks cheap and nasty. They have some awesome talent though, and some sort of feud between the companies would be amazing if done properly.

[J-Mart]

Aug 7, 2009 21:34:26 GMT -4 Jesse Nuñez™ said:

Aug 6, 2009 15:02:01 GMT -4 J-Mart said:

Brian Kendrick is garbage. And if that's true Nunez, then I have lost alot of respect for John Cena. And I was pretty disapointed when he chose not to freestyle on BET. I know that was a while ago, but I still thought he could have said something if he's as good as he thinks he is.

He did it cause of the PG rating and he knows hes a role model for those kids.

Then he didn't want to change it. WWE did due to the PG rating. Have you ever watched his old show 5 questions? He can't go 5 seconds without saying fuck. He didn't want the name changes, WWE did.

[Jesse Nuñez™]

Aug 7, 2009 22:14:15 GMT -4 J-Mart said:

Aug 7, 2009 21:34:26 GMT -4 Jesse Nuñez™ said:

He did it cause of the PG rating and he knows hes a role model for those kids.

Then he didn't want to change it. WWE did due to the PG rating. Have you ever watched his old show 5 questions? He can't go 5 seconds without saying fuck. He didn't want the name changes, WWE did.

He said it was his decision. They never forced him to change the move names.

[J-Mart]

Hey Jesse, Cena can suck my dick.












What do you think about that?

[J-Mart]

And yeah Green, I like Here Comes The Pain too. But I think Smackdown! Shut Your Mouth is the best one.

[Level-Two]

Aug 7, 2009 5:03:02 GMT -4 J-Mart said:

BDC, would you agree that if Cena went heel, the WWE's ratings would go up?

Well to hop in out of turn; Yes, the ratings would defiently go up. I don't know if it would be long term or what, but regardless ratings aren't going to be the dealbreaker in the alignment switch.

John Cena makes them too much money as a face; period. They don't care about Smarks; they're targets are the kids and John Cena is the bullet they have and will continue to shoot with, until they have no other choice but to flip the switch.

WWE is a buisness at the end of the day, what makes them money, is good for them. Like Chris said--they can throw the same old shit on the television; but as long as there is nobody to compete with them, people will continue to feed into it.

People complain about the smackdown games---yet they own 2006, 2007, 2008, and 2009 in their collection cases, and did you hear 2010 is due this year as well!?

WWE blowed chunks so I stopped watching.
The games sucked so I stopped playing.

And hell, I feel a lot better!

[Jesse Nuñez™]

Aug 12, 2009 20:48:55 GMT -4 J-Mart said:

Hey Jesse, Cena can suck my dick.












What do you think about that?

Why would you want a grown man to suck your dick?

[J-Mart]

I'm sorry, are you saying I should have younger men suck my dick then?

And on the Cena turning heel shit, I think if Undertaker went back to being "The American Badass" the ratings would shoot up.

But if the WWE REALLY wanted the ratings to go up, they should have a naked diva battle royal.

[Jesse Nuñez™]

Aug 13, 2009 0:50:08 GMT -4 J-Mart said:

I'm sorry, are you saying I should have younger men suck my dick then?

And on the Cena turning heel shit, I think if Undertaker went back to being "The American Badass" the ratings would shoot up.

But if the WWE REALLY wanted the ratings to go up, they should have a naked diva battle royal.

No cause then Joey Orsome would be all over you. Why would you want any male to suck your dick? It's still gay no matter what.

[J-Mart]

I didn't say I WANTED Cena to suck my dick, I said he can, but I just said that because I knew that I would draw some negative response from you if I did. I'd rather suck a tit then a dick.

[Jesse Nuñez™]

Aug 13, 2009 1:58:35 GMT -4 J-Mart said:

I didn't say I WANTED Cena to suck my dick, I said he can, but I just said that because I knew that I would draw some negative response from you if I did. I'd rather suck a tit then a dick.

You would rather suck a tit, but you say a guy can suck your dick.

Lol just pointing out what you say dude.

[J-Mart]

Did I ever mention how much I hate you Jesse? If I had a mask and was at a house show, I would cut a promo about my hate for you.

[Jesse Nuñez™]

Aug 13, 2009 3:12:16 GMT -4 J-Mart said:

Did I ever mention how much I hate you Jesse? If I had a mask and was at a house show, I would cut a promo about my hate for you.

You are one of my 5 last suspects in the masked man mystery! But not because of this post, but at masked man's last hint in that other masked man thread.

[J-Mart]

The Masked Man > Jesse Nunez

[BDC]

LO is right - WWE is a business end of story.

Cena as a heel may happen eventualy, but I can't see it anytime soon. Another way to boost rating would be to have Kane and Taker working together again ... everyone loved that shit!

They're bringing DX back, which is another major ratings boost.

[Level-Two]

Aug 13, 2009 1:58:35 GMT -4 J-Mart said:

I didn't say I WANTED Cena to suck my dick, I said he can, but I just said that because I knew that I would draw some negative response from you if I did. I'd rather suck a tit then a dick.

Well at least we know you aren't gay!

[J-Mart]

Aug 13, 2009 15:26:58 GMT -4 Level-Two said:

Aug 13, 2009 1:58:35 GMT -4 J-Mart said:

I didn't say I WANTED Cena to suck my dick, I said he can, but I just said that because I knew that I would draw some negative response from you if I did. I'd rather suck a tit then a dick.

Well at least we know you aren't gay!

And knowing is half the battle.