Post by Chris Cyrus on Aug 30, 2009 15:57:37 GMT -4
Biggs: HIT ME!
Chris: I’m not doing it
Biggs: Come on, HIT ME!
Chris: No!
The scene opens up in a small waiting room where Chris Cyrus is holding a Steel Chair and Biggs has his back to Chris.
Biggs: One shot.
Chris: Stop it Biggs.
Biggs: Chris man, its ok to be Hardcore sometimes. You just need to feel the rush of hitting someone with a weapon, so hit me!
Chris: I’m not hitting anyone with anything.
Biggs turns around and looks at Chris.
Biggs: Ok man. You know I’m just looking out for you.
Chris: I know man, but I got this match with Slade under control. I know what I’m doing.
Biggs: Shockwave can be a big night for us. We can walk out of Shockwave with Two Thirds of the APW titles. I want this to happen and I want to make sure it does.
Chris: I want it just as much as you do Biggs, but you gotta trust me on this one, I got it handled. You take care of Shadow and I’ll take care of Slade.
Biggs: Fine. But can I give you a few tips for Sunday.
Chris: I’m open for tips.
Biggs: Ok, I’m going to give you tips on Fire Making 101. When your in the ring with Slade, make sure you have a working lighter. That’s important. I recommend a Zippo Lighter. And you want to make sure you got a bottle of Lighter Fluid on ya. Maybe stick it in your boot or something. And when the time is right, and you send Slade Straight to Hell, you pour the Lighter Fluid all over him, take out the lighter and then you light him up and watch him burn.
Chris: This match is so wrong on so many levels. I mean, what’s the point of setting someone on fire. Its stupid.
Biggs: I know it is, but sometimes you gotta do things that you don’t want to do. Only one way to win Chris. And either you or Slade will be set on fire.
Chris: I’m wearing fire proof tights, I’m not getting set on fire.
Biggs: I admire your confidence Chris. Which is good, cause going into a match with no confidence isn’t a good thing.
Chris: I’d be stupid if I wasn’t confidence fighting Slade Craven. Slade’s record in APW isn’t that impressive. I know I can take Slade Craven. You know I can take him and Slade Craven knows I can take him. I tried hard for this match. I thought about this match for a long time. I’ve become obsessed with this match. When I eat, I think of this match. When I sleep, I dream of this match, and for the past few weeks, each dream had the same end results. And that’s with Me winning and retaining my Xtreme Title. Slade can prepare for me all he wants, but I got a few tricks up my sleeve that he won’t see coming.
A knock is heard at the door and the door quickly opens up with some sort of worker sticks his head in.
Worker: Chris, your on in 2 minutes.
Chris nods and the Door closes.
Biggs: Listen, you go out there, and answer those fans questions. We’re at the Shockwave Fan Fest. Don’t let the fans get under your skin, because we both know that they don’t want to see you with that title and they want Slade with it.
Chris: When my time is up out there, the fans will know that Chris Cyrus means business and Slade Craven at Shockwave, will be burnt toast!
Chris and Biggs fist bump each other and Chris walks out.
A Minute later
The scene opens back up inside a building where fans are enjoying different activities at the APW Shockwave Fan Fest. Fans are playing video games with Joe Martinez. Others are Arm Wrestling John Green. And at one booth, fans are doing commentary on past APW matches with Johnny Chase and Darren Harvey. Over in the back of the Room is a stage, where fans gets to do a Q and A session with APW Superstars. Standing on the stage is Nicky Paige with the microphone in hand
Paige: Hi everyone. Its time for another Q and A session. So everyone give it up for the APW Xtreme Champion, CHRIS CYRUS
Iron Man by Black Sabbath begins playing and people boo as Chris Cyrus walks up onto the stage, Belt over his shoulder, Sun Glasses on, a Shockwave T-Shirt on and some fades blue Jeans. Chris takes the Microphone from Nicky as his music cuts out.
Chris: You guys don’t like me and I don’t like you guys. You all know the drill. Get in line by that Microphone over there, ask me a question. And don’t waste my time with them, because if you do, I will personally go out there and show you what I plan to do to Slade at Shockwave. And when I’m done here, if you want an autograph, its going to cost ya a hundred bucks. Now, who has a questions?
Fan number one walks up, a teenage boy.
Fan #1: Hardcore Kid
Chris: That’s Chris Cyrus Punk.
Fan #1: What ever. Just wanted to say, that You Suck!
Everyone laughs and the fan high fives his buddies, thinking he’s the man now for telling Chris Cyrus he sucks.
Chris: You think I suck? Well, let me tell you about someone who sucks. His name is Slade Craven. Lets take see what he’s done at the last two Pay Per Views. He lost to Assassin and didn’t win the Test for the Best tournament. Well, I won at Test for the Best and I did it against Assassin. I beat him so bad that he decided to quit wrestling. I beat him so bad that he’ll never show his face around here again. If that’s what I did to a man who beat Slade Craven, just imagine what I will do to Slade at Shockwave, in a Blaze of Glory match. Not only will I destroy him and embarrass him, but I will end his career and if he catches him in a good mood, maybe I’ll be nice enough to spare his life. Tell me boy, what has Slade Craven accomplish in APW. Absolutely nothing. Let me tell you what I accomplished. Two time APW Tag Champion. 8 months and counting Xtreme Champion. I’m an APW Original. I’ve appeared on every single episode of Overdrive. I’ve Wrestled at every APW PPV. Slade may have been famous in other companied, but where are they now, bankrupted. What you do in APW is all that matters and don’t you forget that!
And not only that, but what’s even more pathetic of Slade is that he’s divorced, a former alcoholic and decided to quit drinking, hoping his ex wife would come back to him. I hope you hear me Slade, because she’s not coming back and she never willl.
The next fan walks up to the microphone
Fan #2: Chris Cyrus, word on the streets is that Slade is sicken by your backyard wrestling ways. How do you respond to that.
Chris: Its not secret that before I got into this business, I was a backyard wrestler. And let me say kids, gets your camera phones ready cause this is the only motivational thing I’m about to say, but Backyard wrestling is bad. And I realized that, that’s why I got trained and became a pro wrestler. It took me a while, but my time in APW made me realize that I didn’t need to be hardcore to be successful. I realized that the path I took in this business would determine my future. I don’t want to be crippled at the age of thirty. I want to be in this ring for the rest for my life. And if Slade is sickened by my past, then so be it. Its time for him to meet me into the present and future, because Chris Cyrus, in many years from now will be the one who’s names are still in lights while Slade Craven is in a wheel chair, watching his old matches. Holding on to that one last memory of fame that he had.
Fan #2 walks away while the next fans walks up to the microphone
Fan #3: Slade has said that sometime you have to destroy something to save it and that this business is in need of a new Hero. Assuming he’s talking about you and the Xtreme Title. What do you have to say about that.
Chris: Slade Craven is trapped in his own little fantasy world. He’s trapped in his own little mind that he’s still this big celebrity superstar from Texas. He thinking he’s the Main Man. To me, Slade is just a boy. Slade is right about something, this business is in need of a hero, but that hero isn’t Slade. No one cares about Slade. See, as Everyone knows, this Xtreme Title was a disgrace. Everyone who fought for it would put their careers on the line, risking everything to be hit by blunt object. Being thrown in Barbwire. And for what. A disgrace to this business. Slade wants to be a Hero, but if Slade we’re to win, is he going to represent the Xtreme title like it should. Probably not. Slade will carry the title and defending it by smashing people’s head in with weapons. Well, that’s not being a hero. I’m taking the Hardcore out of the Xtreme Title. That’s being a Hero. I know you people don’t want to see me hit anyone with a trash can and I know you don’t want to see me hit anyone with a baseball bat.
The crowd begins chanting “YOU SUCK CYRUS”
Chris: I’m the future of APW. And if Slade Craven thinks that I think I can beat him, then he’s got another thing coming, because I know I can beat him, and I will beat him when I set his sorry ass on fire at Shockwave and Send him STRIAGHT TO HELL!
Chris takes his Xtreme Title and raises it high in the air and the fans boo’s Chris as he walks off the stage and goes backstage. Waiting for him is Biggs.
Biggs: Hey Chris, I just found out that Slade burnt down a baseball field that he used to play in when he was in little league.
Chris: Slade keeps coming off more and more as a joke. First he’s an alcoholic. Now he;s trying to get attention by burning down a baseball field. Big deal. If he was trying to send a message, this it was an Epic Fail attempt at it. What was he trying to prove.
Biggs: From what I heard, he almost got himself Killed in the stunt.
Chris: I’m not surprised, the Idiot is from Texas.
Biggs: Yah, Texas people are dumb…I tell you what.
Chris: Nice Hank Hill Impression
Biggs: Let head towards the arena and get focused for tonight. I’m predicting a clean Sweep for the Axis of Awesome
Chris: I’m predicting the same thing.
The Two walk off as the scene fades out.
Chris: I’m not doing it
Biggs: Come on, HIT ME!
Chris: No!
The scene opens up in a small waiting room where Chris Cyrus is holding a Steel Chair and Biggs has his back to Chris.
Biggs: One shot.
Chris: Stop it Biggs.
Biggs: Chris man, its ok to be Hardcore sometimes. You just need to feel the rush of hitting someone with a weapon, so hit me!
Chris: I’m not hitting anyone with anything.
Biggs turns around and looks at Chris.
Biggs: Ok man. You know I’m just looking out for you.
Chris: I know man, but I got this match with Slade under control. I know what I’m doing.
Biggs: Shockwave can be a big night for us. We can walk out of Shockwave with Two Thirds of the APW titles. I want this to happen and I want to make sure it does.
Chris: I want it just as much as you do Biggs, but you gotta trust me on this one, I got it handled. You take care of Shadow and I’ll take care of Slade.
Biggs: Fine. But can I give you a few tips for Sunday.
Chris: I’m open for tips.
Biggs: Ok, I’m going to give you tips on Fire Making 101. When your in the ring with Slade, make sure you have a working lighter. That’s important. I recommend a Zippo Lighter. And you want to make sure you got a bottle of Lighter Fluid on ya. Maybe stick it in your boot or something. And when the time is right, and you send Slade Straight to Hell, you pour the Lighter Fluid all over him, take out the lighter and then you light him up and watch him burn.
Chris: This match is so wrong on so many levels. I mean, what’s the point of setting someone on fire. Its stupid.
Biggs: I know it is, but sometimes you gotta do things that you don’t want to do. Only one way to win Chris. And either you or Slade will be set on fire.
Chris: I’m wearing fire proof tights, I’m not getting set on fire.
Biggs: I admire your confidence Chris. Which is good, cause going into a match with no confidence isn’t a good thing.
Chris: I’d be stupid if I wasn’t confidence fighting Slade Craven. Slade’s record in APW isn’t that impressive. I know I can take Slade Craven. You know I can take him and Slade Craven knows I can take him. I tried hard for this match. I thought about this match for a long time. I’ve become obsessed with this match. When I eat, I think of this match. When I sleep, I dream of this match, and for the past few weeks, each dream had the same end results. And that’s with Me winning and retaining my Xtreme Title. Slade can prepare for me all he wants, but I got a few tricks up my sleeve that he won’t see coming.
A knock is heard at the door and the door quickly opens up with some sort of worker sticks his head in.
Worker: Chris, your on in 2 minutes.
Chris nods and the Door closes.
Biggs: Listen, you go out there, and answer those fans questions. We’re at the Shockwave Fan Fest. Don’t let the fans get under your skin, because we both know that they don’t want to see you with that title and they want Slade with it.
Chris: When my time is up out there, the fans will know that Chris Cyrus means business and Slade Craven at Shockwave, will be burnt toast!
Chris and Biggs fist bump each other and Chris walks out.
A Minute later
The scene opens back up inside a building where fans are enjoying different activities at the APW Shockwave Fan Fest. Fans are playing video games with Joe Martinez. Others are Arm Wrestling John Green. And at one booth, fans are doing commentary on past APW matches with Johnny Chase and Darren Harvey. Over in the back of the Room is a stage, where fans gets to do a Q and A session with APW Superstars. Standing on the stage is Nicky Paige with the microphone in hand
Paige: Hi everyone. Its time for another Q and A session. So everyone give it up for the APW Xtreme Champion, CHRIS CYRUS
Iron Man by Black Sabbath begins playing and people boo as Chris Cyrus walks up onto the stage, Belt over his shoulder, Sun Glasses on, a Shockwave T-Shirt on and some fades blue Jeans. Chris takes the Microphone from Nicky as his music cuts out.
Chris: You guys don’t like me and I don’t like you guys. You all know the drill. Get in line by that Microphone over there, ask me a question. And don’t waste my time with them, because if you do, I will personally go out there and show you what I plan to do to Slade at Shockwave. And when I’m done here, if you want an autograph, its going to cost ya a hundred bucks. Now, who has a questions?
Fan number one walks up, a teenage boy.
Fan #1: Hardcore Kid
Chris: That’s Chris Cyrus Punk.
Fan #1: What ever. Just wanted to say, that You Suck!
Everyone laughs and the fan high fives his buddies, thinking he’s the man now for telling Chris Cyrus he sucks.
Chris: You think I suck? Well, let me tell you about someone who sucks. His name is Slade Craven. Lets take see what he’s done at the last two Pay Per Views. He lost to Assassin and didn’t win the Test for the Best tournament. Well, I won at Test for the Best and I did it against Assassin. I beat him so bad that he decided to quit wrestling. I beat him so bad that he’ll never show his face around here again. If that’s what I did to a man who beat Slade Craven, just imagine what I will do to Slade at Shockwave, in a Blaze of Glory match. Not only will I destroy him and embarrass him, but I will end his career and if he catches him in a good mood, maybe I’ll be nice enough to spare his life. Tell me boy, what has Slade Craven accomplish in APW. Absolutely nothing. Let me tell you what I accomplished. Two time APW Tag Champion. 8 months and counting Xtreme Champion. I’m an APW Original. I’ve appeared on every single episode of Overdrive. I’ve Wrestled at every APW PPV. Slade may have been famous in other companied, but where are they now, bankrupted. What you do in APW is all that matters and don’t you forget that!
And not only that, but what’s even more pathetic of Slade is that he’s divorced, a former alcoholic and decided to quit drinking, hoping his ex wife would come back to him. I hope you hear me Slade, because she’s not coming back and she never willl.
The next fan walks up to the microphone
Fan #2: Chris Cyrus, word on the streets is that Slade is sicken by your backyard wrestling ways. How do you respond to that.
Chris: Its not secret that before I got into this business, I was a backyard wrestler. And let me say kids, gets your camera phones ready cause this is the only motivational thing I’m about to say, but Backyard wrestling is bad. And I realized that, that’s why I got trained and became a pro wrestler. It took me a while, but my time in APW made me realize that I didn’t need to be hardcore to be successful. I realized that the path I took in this business would determine my future. I don’t want to be crippled at the age of thirty. I want to be in this ring for the rest for my life. And if Slade is sickened by my past, then so be it. Its time for him to meet me into the present and future, because Chris Cyrus, in many years from now will be the one who’s names are still in lights while Slade Craven is in a wheel chair, watching his old matches. Holding on to that one last memory of fame that he had.
Fan #2 walks away while the next fans walks up to the microphone
Fan #3: Slade has said that sometime you have to destroy something to save it and that this business is in need of a new Hero. Assuming he’s talking about you and the Xtreme Title. What do you have to say about that.
Chris: Slade Craven is trapped in his own little fantasy world. He’s trapped in his own little mind that he’s still this big celebrity superstar from Texas. He thinking he’s the Main Man. To me, Slade is just a boy. Slade is right about something, this business is in need of a hero, but that hero isn’t Slade. No one cares about Slade. See, as Everyone knows, this Xtreme Title was a disgrace. Everyone who fought for it would put their careers on the line, risking everything to be hit by blunt object. Being thrown in Barbwire. And for what. A disgrace to this business. Slade wants to be a Hero, but if Slade we’re to win, is he going to represent the Xtreme title like it should. Probably not. Slade will carry the title and defending it by smashing people’s head in with weapons. Well, that’s not being a hero. I’m taking the Hardcore out of the Xtreme Title. That’s being a Hero. I know you people don’t want to see me hit anyone with a trash can and I know you don’t want to see me hit anyone with a baseball bat.
The crowd begins chanting “YOU SUCK CYRUS”
Chris: I’m the future of APW. And if Slade Craven thinks that I think I can beat him, then he’s got another thing coming, because I know I can beat him, and I will beat him when I set his sorry ass on fire at Shockwave and Send him STRIAGHT TO HELL!
Chris takes his Xtreme Title and raises it high in the air and the fans boo’s Chris as he walks off the stage and goes backstage. Waiting for him is Biggs.
Biggs: Hey Chris, I just found out that Slade burnt down a baseball field that he used to play in when he was in little league.
Chris: Slade keeps coming off more and more as a joke. First he’s an alcoholic. Now he;s trying to get attention by burning down a baseball field. Big deal. If he was trying to send a message, this it was an Epic Fail attempt at it. What was he trying to prove.
Biggs: From what I heard, he almost got himself Killed in the stunt.
Chris: I’m not surprised, the Idiot is from Texas.
Biggs: Yah, Texas people are dumb…I tell you what.
Chris: Nice Hank Hill Impression
Biggs: Let head towards the arena and get focused for tonight. I’m predicting a clean Sweep for the Axis of Awesome
Chris: I’m predicting the same thing.
The Two walk off as the scene fades out.
Later that Night
The scene opens up backstage at the Air Canada Center in Toronto Ontario Canada, the sight of the 2009 Shockwave Pay Per View. Backstage you see standing alone, in front of the Shockwave Poster, Chris Cyrus. Chris has his back to the camera and slowly turns around, and looks into the camera.
Chris: January 27, 2008. A Special day for APW. But not only APW, but for Myself as well. That marks the day of the very first APW Show, and it took place in this very opponent. This place, the Air Canada Center, holds a special place in my heart. It was here where I had my first APW match. I was the first person ever introduced at an APW event. And because of that, I was in the first ever APW match. I fought Trevor Blackwell in that match, and lost. But tonight, its going to be different for Chris Cyrus in Toronto Ontario Canada at the Air Canada Center. I’m not going to go 0 and 2 at the Air Canada Center, that’s Jason Royce’s job. So tonight, its more than just fighting for the Xtreme Title, I’m fighting for myself to show everyone just how far Chris Cyrus has come since his first ever APW match.
Slade Craven, I had the un-pleasure to catch your interview with Shane West. Time in my life I’ll never get back. And you just go to prove my point even farther on just how pathetic you are. You may think your clever with your little musical. And you call the Axis gay? Seriously now Slade, if that’s what you call entertainment, then don’t quit your day job
Slade, instead of setting baseball fields on fire, and singing musicals, you should be getting ready. Because like it or not, even if you don’ t want to believe it, this is the biggest match of your career here in APW. Not fighting Level One. Not fighting Jesse Nunez, because I’ve fought them both and really, it was nothing special. Plus, Jason Royce even beat Jesse Nunez, so that argument isn’t that good. Tonight Slade, you fight for a title, and not just any title, the most important title in the APW. Yah, I said it, its more important than the World and Overdrive title. You have the chance Slade to make history. You could end my streak, you could become a champion. But better yet, you might gain people’s respect. As far as I’m concerned, you’ve done nothing to earn your Xtreme Title shot and tonight, after I beat you, maybe once and for all that you will realize that I was right and you we’re wrong. Maybe you’ll realize that Chris Cyrus is not a jobber. Maybe once upon a time but now, in 2009, I’m far from it.
Tonight marks the end of the AKA. I took care of Assassin at Test for the Best and tonight, Biggs takes care of Shadow in the Cage and I take care of you Slade. After tonight, the Axis of Awesome will rule Action Packed Wrestling. After tonight, The AKA will be no more. And after tonight, when its all said and done, Chris Cyrus will continue to mark his legacy in stone, and rewrite history by continuing his Xtreme Title reign. Time is ticking Slade, The countdown is on. Blaze of Glory, only one will go down in flames, and believe me when I say this. Its not going to be me! Slade, get ready, after tonight, the APW Faithful will no more look at as a jobber, because you’re the one who will take the role when you are sent STRIGHT TO HELL!
Chris walks away and the camera zooms in on the APW Poster with the Axis of Awesome as the scene fades to black.
Chris: January 27, 2008. A Special day for APW. But not only APW, but for Myself as well. That marks the day of the very first APW Show, and it took place in this very opponent. This place, the Air Canada Center, holds a special place in my heart. It was here where I had my first APW match. I was the first person ever introduced at an APW event. And because of that, I was in the first ever APW match. I fought Trevor Blackwell in that match, and lost. But tonight, its going to be different for Chris Cyrus in Toronto Ontario Canada at the Air Canada Center. I’m not going to go 0 and 2 at the Air Canada Center, that’s Jason Royce’s job. So tonight, its more than just fighting for the Xtreme Title, I’m fighting for myself to show everyone just how far Chris Cyrus has come since his first ever APW match.
Slade Craven, I had the un-pleasure to catch your interview with Shane West. Time in my life I’ll never get back. And you just go to prove my point even farther on just how pathetic you are. You may think your clever with your little musical. And you call the Axis gay? Seriously now Slade, if that’s what you call entertainment, then don’t quit your day job
Slade, instead of setting baseball fields on fire, and singing musicals, you should be getting ready. Because like it or not, even if you don’ t want to believe it, this is the biggest match of your career here in APW. Not fighting Level One. Not fighting Jesse Nunez, because I’ve fought them both and really, it was nothing special. Plus, Jason Royce even beat Jesse Nunez, so that argument isn’t that good. Tonight Slade, you fight for a title, and not just any title, the most important title in the APW. Yah, I said it, its more important than the World and Overdrive title. You have the chance Slade to make history. You could end my streak, you could become a champion. But better yet, you might gain people’s respect. As far as I’m concerned, you’ve done nothing to earn your Xtreme Title shot and tonight, after I beat you, maybe once and for all that you will realize that I was right and you we’re wrong. Maybe you’ll realize that Chris Cyrus is not a jobber. Maybe once upon a time but now, in 2009, I’m far from it.
Tonight marks the end of the AKA. I took care of Assassin at Test for the Best and tonight, Biggs takes care of Shadow in the Cage and I take care of you Slade. After tonight, the Axis of Awesome will rule Action Packed Wrestling. After tonight, The AKA will be no more. And after tonight, when its all said and done, Chris Cyrus will continue to mark his legacy in stone, and rewrite history by continuing his Xtreme Title reign. Time is ticking Slade, The countdown is on. Blaze of Glory, only one will go down in flames, and believe me when I say this. Its not going to be me! Slade, get ready, after tonight, the APW Faithful will no more look at as a jobber, because you’re the one who will take the role when you are sent STRIGHT TO HELL!
Chris walks away and the camera zooms in on the APW Poster with the Axis of Awesome as the scene fades to black.
