Post by "That Girl" Diana Lambardo on Mar 10, 2008 0:21:36 GMT -4
Awaiting me at the station were surely many, many things that I was not prepared to handle. Still, I was gleaming on the inside. Former friends, teammates, boyfriends, and sworn enemies all within the same group. Sometimes all within one person! Not to mention the father of my fucking child. Skylar. God I missed her. As I sat on the bus, crammed and excited I thought back to the last few months...years...however long it's been. Belle Vue...twice. The village that was once me was violated. Invaded, butchered and burned down. The bus began to slow, and I took out a mirror. I don't know why I was even worried...I guess there were a few reasons. I sighed at the scar under my eye. So many scars...I used to be not only pretty but gentle what seems like forever ago. Heh...fuck that. My clothes used to be bright and neon, but today I wore black tights, a black mini-skirt, black knee-high boots and a black tank top. Times change I guess, right?
As I stepped off the bus with my one small, black duffel bag I immediately saw them. It was hard not to. Kenny was standing on top of some Ford P.O.S. that I could only assume wasn't his with a big sign that said "Hold my Monster" in bright green. I laughed, how could I not. On the ground around him was his army. God I could feel the endorphins already pumping through my body. Trevor, Tony, Adrianna, and Hell yes, even Kristina. The bitch sent me away to an insane asylum but damnit if I don't love a good dose of crazy in a gal. There were some cameras, I noticed them but I was too excited.
"Konichiwa, Bitches!" I yelled as loud as I could and it echoed through the parking lot. Adrianna ran to meet me and gave me a hug.
"Missed you, girl." She said, laughing. I smiled.
When I reached the rest of them, Trevor and Tony each put a hand on my shoulder. "You seem to be lacking a little "Spirit" on your ass." Tony said joking around.
"Well I guess I'll just have to kick YOUR ass one on one this time eh?" I punched him, semi-lightly in the shoulder.
"That's definitely the Diana we know."
"Thanks Trev." I smiled and we kissed on the cheek. I looked up at Kenny, still on top of the car just holding out his arms in a crucifixion pose like I'm supposed to just climb up to him. Cocky bastard. But damnit if we didn't all love him for it eh? So, I reluctantly climbed up on top of some poor sap's car and hugged him. I was sure I'd never be here again.
"So...Sergeant Kenny," I cracked a smile, and so did he. "I'm all yours, Sex and Violence. Awaiting orders." I winked and he patted me on the top of the head.
"You catch on quickly."
"The force is strong with this one." I joked back. "So, what's it gonna be?"
He leaned over (the bastard is quite tall) and whispered in my ear. "Go ahead. I know you want to."
I was taken aback a little bit not knowing what the hell he meant. Kenny is such an arrogant mother fucker it's sometimes hard to tell. Then, when I heard Tony and Trevor snickering at how surprised and confused I was I looked up at Kenny who was nudging his head to the side. I then of course noticed that one of the camera men had gotten significantly closer, probably awaiting an explanation.
I laughed out loud and turned to the camera. "Sup bitches? Nice to see you all again! Well, I can't see you but fuck off! The name's Diana Steel, friends, fans, enemies and acquaintances call me "That Girl", and I'm reporting for FUCKING duty! APW isn't even close to being ready for this.....Hey HJ, long time no see." I blew him a kiss. "What a guy, right ladies?" I winked. "I've been gone for way too long and my hands are just shaking with the anticipation of causing some serious pain to some of you ass-clown motha fuckas, right along side with Sergeant Kenny Lambardo, the biggest dick in the business for sure." Kenny rolled his eyes. I Know...inappropriate! Who cares? And of course the best in the business, the most hardcore siblings I've ever known...the Blackwell’s. And the lovely, feisty Adrianna Jo Harvick." I could almost smell the ring. "When your business is kicking ass, who could ask for better colleagues?" I sent the camera one more kiss and then turned back to Kenny, the two of us still atop this crappy car in an otherwise empty parking lot, surrounded by the most dangerous people in the state...maybe the country. It was, well...beautiful.
Kenny cupped his hands around his mouth and shouted as if making a war cry. "THIS GIRL IS GONNA ROK APW LIKE A FUCKIN TSUNAMI BITCHES!!!" The sound echoed for a while and it was magnificent. But I just had to challenge his ego, so I gently poked him in the stomach.
"ahhem...it's "That Girl", Kenny." He looked at me like "Are you fuckin serious?" and then he laughed and threw me over his shoulder in a sift movement. And with that, he hopped off the car and we all walked away. Well, I didn't walk exactly...I guess.
::OOC...Jamin, I can't remember if the last time I left the whole efedding thing I left skylar with Trevor, Spirit, or if I just had her go with Diana so if you remember could you let me know? <3 OH and seriously I apologize I'm a little rusty.::
As I stepped off the bus with my one small, black duffel bag I immediately saw them. It was hard not to. Kenny was standing on top of some Ford P.O.S. that I could only assume wasn't his with a big sign that said "Hold my Monster" in bright green. I laughed, how could I not. On the ground around him was his army. God I could feel the endorphins already pumping through my body. Trevor, Tony, Adrianna, and Hell yes, even Kristina. The bitch sent me away to an insane asylum but damnit if I don't love a good dose of crazy in a gal. There were some cameras, I noticed them but I was too excited.
"Konichiwa, Bitches!" I yelled as loud as I could and it echoed through the parking lot. Adrianna ran to meet me and gave me a hug.
"Missed you, girl." She said, laughing. I smiled.
When I reached the rest of them, Trevor and Tony each put a hand on my shoulder. "You seem to be lacking a little "Spirit" on your ass." Tony said joking around.
"Well I guess I'll just have to kick YOUR ass one on one this time eh?" I punched him, semi-lightly in the shoulder.
"That's definitely the Diana we know."
"Thanks Trev." I smiled and we kissed on the cheek. I looked up at Kenny, still on top of the car just holding out his arms in a crucifixion pose like I'm supposed to just climb up to him. Cocky bastard. But damnit if we didn't all love him for it eh? So, I reluctantly climbed up on top of some poor sap's car and hugged him. I was sure I'd never be here again.
"So...Sergeant Kenny," I cracked a smile, and so did he. "I'm all yours, Sex and Violence. Awaiting orders." I winked and he patted me on the top of the head.
"You catch on quickly."
"The force is strong with this one." I joked back. "So, what's it gonna be?"
He leaned over (the bastard is quite tall) and whispered in my ear. "Go ahead. I know you want to."
I was taken aback a little bit not knowing what the hell he meant. Kenny is such an arrogant mother fucker it's sometimes hard to tell. Then, when I heard Tony and Trevor snickering at how surprised and confused I was I looked up at Kenny who was nudging his head to the side. I then of course noticed that one of the camera men had gotten significantly closer, probably awaiting an explanation.
I laughed out loud and turned to the camera. "Sup bitches? Nice to see you all again! Well, I can't see you but fuck off! The name's Diana Steel, friends, fans, enemies and acquaintances call me "That Girl", and I'm reporting for FUCKING duty! APW isn't even close to being ready for this.....Hey HJ, long time no see." I blew him a kiss. "What a guy, right ladies?" I winked. "I've been gone for way too long and my hands are just shaking with the anticipation of causing some serious pain to some of you ass-clown motha fuckas, right along side with Sergeant Kenny Lambardo, the biggest dick in the business for sure." Kenny rolled his eyes. I Know...inappropriate! Who cares? And of course the best in the business, the most hardcore siblings I've ever known...the Blackwell’s. And the lovely, feisty Adrianna Jo Harvick." I could almost smell the ring. "When your business is kicking ass, who could ask for better colleagues?" I sent the camera one more kiss and then turned back to Kenny, the two of us still atop this crappy car in an otherwise empty parking lot, surrounded by the most dangerous people in the state...maybe the country. It was, well...beautiful.
Kenny cupped his hands around his mouth and shouted as if making a war cry. "THIS GIRL IS GONNA ROK APW LIKE A FUCKIN TSUNAMI BITCHES!!!" The sound echoed for a while and it was magnificent. But I just had to challenge his ego, so I gently poked him in the stomach.
"ahhem...it's "That Girl", Kenny." He looked at me like "Are you fuckin serious?" and then he laughed and threw me over his shoulder in a sift movement. And with that, he hopped off the car and we all walked away. Well, I didn't walk exactly...I guess.
::OOC...Jamin, I can't remember if the last time I left the whole efedding thing I left skylar with Trevor, Spirit, or if I just had her go with Diana so if you remember could you let me know? <3 OH and seriously I apologize I'm a little rusty.::
