Post by Chris Cyrus on Dec 17, 2009 19:16:36 GMT -4
A little promotional work
The Scene opens up inside a radio station in Los Angela’s California where two DJ’s are on the air
Jim Carson: Coming up next folks, we have a special guest here with us. He’s just arrived at the building and its APW Mega Star, Xtreme Champion, Chris Cyrus. He will be here with us, talking a bit about the wrestling business and the big event this Sunday.
Tom Kelly: And we will also be giving away free ring side tickets for the event. Its APW Christmas Chaos.
Jim Carson: Anyway we can get in on those Free Tickets.
Tom Kelly: I wish. I’m a big fan of this organization and let me just say, these company puts on the best wrestling around.
Jim Carson: I’m sure it will be a great show. This is what we’re gonna do. We’re gonna play a song and then Chris Cyrus will be here with us. And no better song to play than Chris Cyrus entrance song, A little Iron Man by Black Sabbath.
The music plays, and as it does, Chris Cyrus walks into the studio, wearing his street clothes, an Axis of Awesome T-Shirt, some blue jeans, and the APW Xtreme Title hanging from his shoulder. Chris takes a seat as everyone gets ready. Iron Man fades off and we’re back on the air.
Jim Carson: And we’re back, and our special guest is sitting here with us. He handed me a cue card for his introduction, so I’m just going to read it.
The DJ clears his throat
Jim Carson: He is part of the world greatest tag team. He is Simply Awesome. He is every mothers fantasy and he is the APW Xtreme Champion, Please Welcome, Chris Cyrus.
Chris: Thank you, Thank you.
Tom Kelly: Every mothers fantasy huh?
Chris: You bet. Let me just say, Life as a wrestler, is like the life of a rock star.
Jim Carson: I can tell you that the life of a radio DJ is nothing like the life as a rock star.
Chris: Haha, well, maybe I’ll take you out on the road sometime.
Tom Kelly: Welcome to the show.
Chris: I’m glad you played my theme song. I wouldn’t have been happy if you played Jingle Bell or something for my intro.
Jim Carson: It would have made for a classic moment though.
Tom Kelly: Lets talk about the wrestling business for a minute. I’m a big wrestling fan. I know everything is all staged and fake and you guys are all friends backstage.
Chris: Hold on a second. I don’t know where you got your information from, but Wrestling is far from fake. Didn’t you see me walking with a limp, I should show you the scars on my back. Its far from fake my friend, and believe me when I say this, backstage, my only true friends, The Beast and Overdrive Champion, Biggs. Everyone else, I couldn’t careless about them. And this Sunday, I’ll prove it in the ring.
Tom Kelly: Sorry, didn’t mean to offend you.
Chris: Now you know the facts, don’t forget it.
Jim Carson: What’s it like to be a wrestler?
Chris: Being a wrestler is the best thing in the world. Sure, we abuse our bodies every night, but its worth it when you wrestle in front of thousands of people. You get to travel the world, meet lots of people, and did I mention I’m every mothers fantasy.
Tom Kelly: I believe you did.
Jim Carson: Do you have any good stories.
Chris: I get ask this a lot, so I always have a story prepared. So one day, a few months ago, we we’re waiting for the show to start. We usually arrive at the arena pretty early, so we just spend most of the day getting ready for our matches and goofing off. Anyways, one night, we had this new guy on the roster, I think his name was, Nasir Barad, he was from Saudi Arabia. Anyways, the guy could barely speak any English. So he went out for his match, and then former APW Mega Star, Link, and myself went and took his shoes and we urinated in them. We then took his bag that he carries his ring gear in and filled it with garbage from the cafeteria. Let me just say, when he finished his match and found out what we did, he didn’t think it was too funny and we never saw him again after that.
Tom Kelly: That’s horrible.
Jim Carson: That’s kinda funny.
Chris: We think of it as an initiation
Jim Carson: How many people have you initiation.
Chris: Judging by the amount of people that would sign an APW contract and then disappear, I would say, we initiated a lot of people.
Jim Carson: I want to talk about that belt you have there. it’s a trash can, lid wrapped in barbwire, and the strap is a extension cord.
Chris: Yah, its pretty dumb.
Tom Kelly: I personally think it’s the best idea for a championship belt.
Chris: This belt is garbage. Just because people hear Xtreme they think Hardcore wrestling, doesn’t mean their right. I may be the Xtreme Champion, but I don’t need weapons to be Xtreme. My WRESTLING skills are Xtreme. My Charisma is Xtreme. And after Christmas Chaos, when I walk out at still the champion, I’m going to see what I can do about getting a new belt.
Jim Carson: Ok, we have 2 free front row Tickets to give away for the big APW event this Sunday, why don’t you tell us about it.
Chris: Christmas Chaos, at the Staples Center. Its our last show of the year and we’re going all out for this one. It would very well be the best show of the year. We got 8 matches, 3 titles matches and yah, you don’t want to miss it, its going to be great.
Tom Kelly: And you’ll be defending you championship against a man named, Michael Lively?
Chris: Unfortunately yes.
Jim Carson: Care to elaborate?
Chris: Basically, the way I look at it, Michael Lively is no where near in deserving in a Xtreme Title shot. The guy just wants the title so he can add a new championship to his resume. He just wants to be able to call himself the first ever APW grand slam champion. I’m sure that his name got picked out of a hat when the management was deciding who my next opponent should be. For the past year, I brought pride to this title and if Michael wins it, all that work I’ve done will be for nothing. The Xtreme Title will go back to representing Hardcore garbage wrestling. And that makes me sick.
Tom Kelly: Do you think Michael Lively has a chance at winning.
Chris: I’m insulted that you asked such a question. Michael Lively stands Zero Percent chance at winning. Lively has as much of a shot at winning than a fat man winning a marathon. Its like a Mother saying no to me. Its just not going to happen. No matter how you look at it, Michael Lively may look like a big threat, he may look like he’s some great wrestler, but really, it’s a nothing, and a nobody, and after this Sunday, he’s going to be a loser.
Jim Carson: We have to go for a break, and when we come back, Chris Cyrus is going to answer question from fans, and one of those fans is going to win 2 free tickets to Christmas Chaos, live this Sunday.
Music plays and a few commercial ads are played and then we go back on the air
Tom Kelly: Welcome back folks. We are here talking with APW Mega Star, Chris Cyrus. And now we will be taking calls from fans to ask Chris any question they want, and then one of the lucky fans will win a pair of free tickets to this Sunday’s Christmas Chaos event at the Staples Center. And to make this more fun, we’re gonna let you Chris pick who gets the tickets.
Jim Carson: Our first caller is Josh. Josh, what’s your question for Chris?
Josh: Hi Chris. My question is. Michael Lively is a former World Champion, what makes you think you can beat him?
Chris: Michael Lively was world champion because, 1, he beat Trevor Blackwell for the Vacated title. And two, after he won the title, he did nothing as Champion. Lets go back to when he was the Overdrive Champion, he held the title for what, four months then lost it to a women. Not just any women, but one that I’ve beaten. And The Tag Titles. Sure, he beat Jason Royce and I for it, but it was Twister who carried the team. Lively has done nothing worth bragging about. The only person who hypes up Michael Lively, is Michael Lively and he believes in his own hype. And because of that, Michael Lively will go into this match over confidence and it will be his downfall.
Tom Kelly: Thanks for your call Josh. Our next caller is Amber.
Amber: Hi Chris. Like first, I want to say that I think your very hot. But like, I want to know. Why did you cut your hair and changed your name.
Chris: Like, Well Amber, I was tired of like, looking like a giant dork. I was like tired of the “Hardcore” Image. And I wanted to wrestle under my real name. Wrestling is all about Image, and I didn’t like my image, so I revamped it. Simple as that. And look, it was the best thing I did.
Jim Carson: Thanks Amber. And now to our final caller, Gary.
Gary: I just wanted to say that I think your Awesome Chris Cyrus. I know your going to win this Sunday. I know that your going to end Michael Lively’s career. And I know that you’ll make history for holding the APW Xtreme Title for one full year.
Chris: Biggs….Is that you?
Gary:……Yah, its me.
Chris: Where you at?
Gary: In the limo outside the radio station.
Chris: I’ll see you in a bit.
Jim Carson: Well we’re out of time now. Chris, as part of our agreement, you get to pick who gets the free tickets.
Chris: Well, Josh sounded like a douche. Amber sounded like someone if I’m not careful around, I could go to jail, so Gary gets the free Tickets. Nice job Gary!
Tom Kelly: Well as a surprise, we have Tickets for both Josh and Amber. Chris, thank you for your time. And good luck at this Sunday.
Chris: My pleasure, it was fun
Jim Carson: APW Christmas Chaos, this Sunday live on Pay Per View from the Staples Center. Chris Cyrus defends the Xtreme Title against Michael Lively. Don’t miss it folks. If you do, just watch it the next morning on Youtube.
Tom Kelly: Up next, The Request hour, send in your request and we’ll play them.
Music begins to play as we fade out.
1 day away from history
The scene opens inside the Staples Center. Its hours before Christmas Chaos goes live. The arena is empty, but the ring and stage is all set up. In the middle of the ring, sits Chris Cyrus. Chris is sitting there with his wrestling tights on and a Christmas Chaos T-Shirt on. While sitting on the mat, Chris holds the APW Xtreme title in his hands, look down at it. Just then, Chris begins to speak, while looking at the title.
Chris: Tonight, I defend my title against Michael Lively. This could be the last cherished moment I have with my title. But it won’t be. I can’t let it be. See, Over the past year, I’ve held on to this title. Over the past year, I created a legacy for myself. Sure, maybe I didn’t main event every Pay Per View. Maybe I didn’t have the match of the night every night. And maybe I didn’t win every match I have been in. But, I stood my ground, I’ve proven myself and I showed the world, that I am worthy of this title and that I not just a guy who got lucky.
Over the past month, Lively and I have been thorns in each others sides. Over the past two weeks, Michael Lively has had some words for me. And while I was somehow able to keep myself away long enough to listen to what he had to say. Michael Lively proved to me and the world just how much of a jackass he really is. Lively, I know your watching, listen, and listen close. I’m not going to go and start making a bunch of gay jokes. This is 2009. We’re not in high middle school. We’re not 12 years old. Come up with some new jokes, seriously, everyone is stick and tired the same old gay jokes.
Your little symbolism with those candles and the fact that you think your some savior is a joke. The fact that you truly believe that makes you sound even more retarded. If you think for one second Michael, that I tarnished the image of this title. Then your just stupider than you look. It just proves my point even further that you Michael, I just like everyone else who tried to take this title from me. You trive on pain, blood and gut. And my question to you is why? Last time I checked, I wrestled for myself, not you, not someone else, not the fans. Why should I shorted my career for the blood thirsty low lifes. Where you and everyone else thinks Xtreme is about weapons, I brought Xtreme to a whole new level and I will continue to do so Michael. Because I don’t plan on losing. The thought of losing makes me chuckle because I know that I can beat you and I could care less than what everyone else thinks.
See Michael, For you to beat me Michael, it will have to be an accident, a mistake, just like you are. Michael, tonight, I’m going to make you see that you are just like your Mother. That your just like your father. The Lively family, a group of bums. When I through with you, your going to wish that your mother had an abortion. Hell, when your mother see’s what I’m going to do to you, she’s gonna wish that she had an abortion. Your father is going to wish he wore a rubber that night he was plowing your mom in some dirty hotel room for fifty center. He’s going to wish that he kicked that bitch in the stomach when he knew you are conceived. Because, after they see, the kind of son they have, a lose. Definitely not a JESUS. Just some guy who is no better than his drug dealing old man.
Its no secret Michael that we’ve been in the ring together, and you beat me. I won’t deny that. You we’re the better man those times. But you failed to realize something Michael. You beat me, over a year ago. You beat me in a time, when it didn’t matter if I won or lost. I had nothing to gain, nothing to lose. You beat me at a time that I was still green to the wrestling business. I was still learning the ropes. But look back then and look back now Michael. I am ten times the wrestler I was then. And that still makes me better than you. At the beginning of the year, When we we’re the Hired Gunz. When we wrestled in that War Games back at Carnage. It was during that time Lively, with you, Twister and Dr. Matt on my side. All the information I could get, I soaked it up like a sponge. I learned so much from you guys and it made me the wrestler I am today. It made me the champion I am. And I believe, it helped me keep this title for so damn long. This time Michael, when we step into the ring, its not gonna be just some match on Overdrive with nothing on the line. This time Michael, I have something worth fighting for. I have the Xtreme Title, but I’m fight for more than just that. I’m fighting for my whole year’s work. I busted my ass all year to hold on to this title and now, that I’m just a day away from holding this title for one whole year. 364 days I’ve held on to this title, and you’re the only man standing in my way. I’ll do what I have to do to keep my title. There’s going to be a time where I may need to pick up that weapon, and beat you with it. If that time comes, I’ll do what I got to do. See, over the summer time, I didn’t care if it cost me the match by not using a weapon, but I proved, that Weapons are a wrestlers downfall. And I proved it more than once. This match, its for all the marbles. For Chris Cyrus to win this match, it could very well put me in the APW Hall of Fame one day. It could easily put me in the running for APW Mega Star of the year. See, there’s more riding on this match for me than there is for you. So even though you may have beaten me countless number of time in the past, out of all those times, there is only one match that matter, and that’s this one.
Michael, its time to come back realize that this isn’t 2008 anymore. We’re almost in 2010. To think I’m a jobber Michael, shows just what kind a man you really are. It shows how simple minded you are. I mean, you think I sound foolish when “trying” to trash talk you. Its not trash talking Michael, its stating cold hard facts. And have you ever listened to yourself talk. Seriously, I mean, I’ve seen a retarded midget with a bad case of the stutters’ make more sense then you do. See Michael, you need to stop worrying so much about how I was in the past and how I am now. You need to realize that I’m not the Little Hardcore Kid anymore. If you think that I beat jobbers for almost a year, well it looks like this Sunday, I’ll be beating another one. I don’t care who I beaten to get to this point. I don’t make the matches, I just wrestle them. I’ve proven that I can beat the AKA, and That’s something you’ve failed to do Michael.
Tonight, one of two things will happen. One of us will make history. Either you become the first APW Grandslam champion, or I hold on this title for one complete year. One thing for sure Michael, I’m coming ready for a fight. I don’t care if you think this is your time of year. I don’t care if you think your not leaving with MY belt. At the end of the night, when all the smoke is cleared and the fans are booing me. While you lay in the ring with my music blasting. Your going to realize Michael, that you’ve been wrong about me. That you aren’t JESUS. Michael, I’m not going to send you straight to hell, because the way I see it, we’re taking each other to hell and back. Tonight Michael, This Title is staying around my waist. This title, will be spending Christmas with me. This title, will be the star on my Christmas Tree. Lively, not only am I going to beat you. I’m going to embarrass you, I’m going to destroy you, and I’m going to make you realize once and for all, that I am not a jobber. Get ready Michael, December 20th, I will leave the staples center as still the APW Xtreme Champion. Like it or not. You know why? Its not because I’m awesome, its because I'm the Hottest shit going and I AM BETTER THAN YOU!
Chris lifts the title in the air as the camera focuses on his face and the belt before fading out for what may be the last time Chris and the Xtreme Title are together.
The Scene opens up inside a radio station in Los Angela’s California where two DJ’s are on the air
Jim Carson: Coming up next folks, we have a special guest here with us. He’s just arrived at the building and its APW Mega Star, Xtreme Champion, Chris Cyrus. He will be here with us, talking a bit about the wrestling business and the big event this Sunday.
Tom Kelly: And we will also be giving away free ring side tickets for the event. Its APW Christmas Chaos.
Jim Carson: Anyway we can get in on those Free Tickets.
Tom Kelly: I wish. I’m a big fan of this organization and let me just say, these company puts on the best wrestling around.
Jim Carson: I’m sure it will be a great show. This is what we’re gonna do. We’re gonna play a song and then Chris Cyrus will be here with us. And no better song to play than Chris Cyrus entrance song, A little Iron Man by Black Sabbath.
The music plays, and as it does, Chris Cyrus walks into the studio, wearing his street clothes, an Axis of Awesome T-Shirt, some blue jeans, and the APW Xtreme Title hanging from his shoulder. Chris takes a seat as everyone gets ready. Iron Man fades off and we’re back on the air.
Jim Carson: And we’re back, and our special guest is sitting here with us. He handed me a cue card for his introduction, so I’m just going to read it.
The DJ clears his throat
Jim Carson: He is part of the world greatest tag team. He is Simply Awesome. He is every mothers fantasy and he is the APW Xtreme Champion, Please Welcome, Chris Cyrus.
Chris: Thank you, Thank you.
Tom Kelly: Every mothers fantasy huh?
Chris: You bet. Let me just say, Life as a wrestler, is like the life of a rock star.
Jim Carson: I can tell you that the life of a radio DJ is nothing like the life as a rock star.
Chris: Haha, well, maybe I’ll take you out on the road sometime.
Tom Kelly: Welcome to the show.
Chris: I’m glad you played my theme song. I wouldn’t have been happy if you played Jingle Bell or something for my intro.
Jim Carson: It would have made for a classic moment though.
Tom Kelly: Lets talk about the wrestling business for a minute. I’m a big wrestling fan. I know everything is all staged and fake and you guys are all friends backstage.
Chris: Hold on a second. I don’t know where you got your information from, but Wrestling is far from fake. Didn’t you see me walking with a limp, I should show you the scars on my back. Its far from fake my friend, and believe me when I say this, backstage, my only true friends, The Beast and Overdrive Champion, Biggs. Everyone else, I couldn’t careless about them. And this Sunday, I’ll prove it in the ring.
Tom Kelly: Sorry, didn’t mean to offend you.
Chris: Now you know the facts, don’t forget it.
Jim Carson: What’s it like to be a wrestler?
Chris: Being a wrestler is the best thing in the world. Sure, we abuse our bodies every night, but its worth it when you wrestle in front of thousands of people. You get to travel the world, meet lots of people, and did I mention I’m every mothers fantasy.
Tom Kelly: I believe you did.
Jim Carson: Do you have any good stories.
Chris: I get ask this a lot, so I always have a story prepared. So one day, a few months ago, we we’re waiting for the show to start. We usually arrive at the arena pretty early, so we just spend most of the day getting ready for our matches and goofing off. Anyways, one night, we had this new guy on the roster, I think his name was, Nasir Barad, he was from Saudi Arabia. Anyways, the guy could barely speak any English. So he went out for his match, and then former APW Mega Star, Link, and myself went and took his shoes and we urinated in them. We then took his bag that he carries his ring gear in and filled it with garbage from the cafeteria. Let me just say, when he finished his match and found out what we did, he didn’t think it was too funny and we never saw him again after that.
Tom Kelly: That’s horrible.
Jim Carson: That’s kinda funny.
Chris: We think of it as an initiation
Jim Carson: How many people have you initiation.
Chris: Judging by the amount of people that would sign an APW contract and then disappear, I would say, we initiated a lot of people.
Jim Carson: I want to talk about that belt you have there. it’s a trash can, lid wrapped in barbwire, and the strap is a extension cord.
Chris: Yah, its pretty dumb.
Tom Kelly: I personally think it’s the best idea for a championship belt.
Chris: This belt is garbage. Just because people hear Xtreme they think Hardcore wrestling, doesn’t mean their right. I may be the Xtreme Champion, but I don’t need weapons to be Xtreme. My WRESTLING skills are Xtreme. My Charisma is Xtreme. And after Christmas Chaos, when I walk out at still the champion, I’m going to see what I can do about getting a new belt.
Jim Carson: Ok, we have 2 free front row Tickets to give away for the big APW event this Sunday, why don’t you tell us about it.
Chris: Christmas Chaos, at the Staples Center. Its our last show of the year and we’re going all out for this one. It would very well be the best show of the year. We got 8 matches, 3 titles matches and yah, you don’t want to miss it, its going to be great.
Tom Kelly: And you’ll be defending you championship against a man named, Michael Lively?
Chris: Unfortunately yes.
Jim Carson: Care to elaborate?
Chris: Basically, the way I look at it, Michael Lively is no where near in deserving in a Xtreme Title shot. The guy just wants the title so he can add a new championship to his resume. He just wants to be able to call himself the first ever APW grand slam champion. I’m sure that his name got picked out of a hat when the management was deciding who my next opponent should be. For the past year, I brought pride to this title and if Michael wins it, all that work I’ve done will be for nothing. The Xtreme Title will go back to representing Hardcore garbage wrestling. And that makes me sick.
Tom Kelly: Do you think Michael Lively has a chance at winning.
Chris: I’m insulted that you asked such a question. Michael Lively stands Zero Percent chance at winning. Lively has as much of a shot at winning than a fat man winning a marathon. Its like a Mother saying no to me. Its just not going to happen. No matter how you look at it, Michael Lively may look like a big threat, he may look like he’s some great wrestler, but really, it’s a nothing, and a nobody, and after this Sunday, he’s going to be a loser.
Jim Carson: We have to go for a break, and when we come back, Chris Cyrus is going to answer question from fans, and one of those fans is going to win 2 free tickets to Christmas Chaos, live this Sunday.
Music plays and a few commercial ads are played and then we go back on the air
Tom Kelly: Welcome back folks. We are here talking with APW Mega Star, Chris Cyrus. And now we will be taking calls from fans to ask Chris any question they want, and then one of the lucky fans will win a pair of free tickets to this Sunday’s Christmas Chaos event at the Staples Center. And to make this more fun, we’re gonna let you Chris pick who gets the tickets.
Jim Carson: Our first caller is Josh. Josh, what’s your question for Chris?
Josh: Hi Chris. My question is. Michael Lively is a former World Champion, what makes you think you can beat him?
Chris: Michael Lively was world champion because, 1, he beat Trevor Blackwell for the Vacated title. And two, after he won the title, he did nothing as Champion. Lets go back to when he was the Overdrive Champion, he held the title for what, four months then lost it to a women. Not just any women, but one that I’ve beaten. And The Tag Titles. Sure, he beat Jason Royce and I for it, but it was Twister who carried the team. Lively has done nothing worth bragging about. The only person who hypes up Michael Lively, is Michael Lively and he believes in his own hype. And because of that, Michael Lively will go into this match over confidence and it will be his downfall.
Tom Kelly: Thanks for your call Josh. Our next caller is Amber.
Amber: Hi Chris. Like first, I want to say that I think your very hot. But like, I want to know. Why did you cut your hair and changed your name.
Chris: Like, Well Amber, I was tired of like, looking like a giant dork. I was like tired of the “Hardcore” Image. And I wanted to wrestle under my real name. Wrestling is all about Image, and I didn’t like my image, so I revamped it. Simple as that. And look, it was the best thing I did.
Jim Carson: Thanks Amber. And now to our final caller, Gary.
Gary: I just wanted to say that I think your Awesome Chris Cyrus. I know your going to win this Sunday. I know that your going to end Michael Lively’s career. And I know that you’ll make history for holding the APW Xtreme Title for one full year.
Chris: Biggs….Is that you?
Gary:……Yah, its me.
Chris: Where you at?
Gary: In the limo outside the radio station.
Chris: I’ll see you in a bit.
Jim Carson: Well we’re out of time now. Chris, as part of our agreement, you get to pick who gets the free tickets.
Chris: Well, Josh sounded like a douche. Amber sounded like someone if I’m not careful around, I could go to jail, so Gary gets the free Tickets. Nice job Gary!
Tom Kelly: Well as a surprise, we have Tickets for both Josh and Amber. Chris, thank you for your time. And good luck at this Sunday.
Chris: My pleasure, it was fun
Jim Carson: APW Christmas Chaos, this Sunday live on Pay Per View from the Staples Center. Chris Cyrus defends the Xtreme Title against Michael Lively. Don’t miss it folks. If you do, just watch it the next morning on Youtube.
Tom Kelly: Up next, The Request hour, send in your request and we’ll play them.
Music begins to play as we fade out.
1 day away from history
The scene opens inside the Staples Center. Its hours before Christmas Chaos goes live. The arena is empty, but the ring and stage is all set up. In the middle of the ring, sits Chris Cyrus. Chris is sitting there with his wrestling tights on and a Christmas Chaos T-Shirt on. While sitting on the mat, Chris holds the APW Xtreme title in his hands, look down at it. Just then, Chris begins to speak, while looking at the title.
Chris: Tonight, I defend my title against Michael Lively. This could be the last cherished moment I have with my title. But it won’t be. I can’t let it be. See, Over the past year, I’ve held on to this title. Over the past year, I created a legacy for myself. Sure, maybe I didn’t main event every Pay Per View. Maybe I didn’t have the match of the night every night. And maybe I didn’t win every match I have been in. But, I stood my ground, I’ve proven myself and I showed the world, that I am worthy of this title and that I not just a guy who got lucky.
Over the past month, Lively and I have been thorns in each others sides. Over the past two weeks, Michael Lively has had some words for me. And while I was somehow able to keep myself away long enough to listen to what he had to say. Michael Lively proved to me and the world just how much of a jackass he really is. Lively, I know your watching, listen, and listen close. I’m not going to go and start making a bunch of gay jokes. This is 2009. We’re not in high middle school. We’re not 12 years old. Come up with some new jokes, seriously, everyone is stick and tired the same old gay jokes.
Your little symbolism with those candles and the fact that you think your some savior is a joke. The fact that you truly believe that makes you sound even more retarded. If you think for one second Michael, that I tarnished the image of this title. Then your just stupider than you look. It just proves my point even further that you Michael, I just like everyone else who tried to take this title from me. You trive on pain, blood and gut. And my question to you is why? Last time I checked, I wrestled for myself, not you, not someone else, not the fans. Why should I shorted my career for the blood thirsty low lifes. Where you and everyone else thinks Xtreme is about weapons, I brought Xtreme to a whole new level and I will continue to do so Michael. Because I don’t plan on losing. The thought of losing makes me chuckle because I know that I can beat you and I could care less than what everyone else thinks.
See Michael, For you to beat me Michael, it will have to be an accident, a mistake, just like you are. Michael, tonight, I’m going to make you see that you are just like your Mother. That your just like your father. The Lively family, a group of bums. When I through with you, your going to wish that your mother had an abortion. Hell, when your mother see’s what I’m going to do to you, she’s gonna wish that she had an abortion. Your father is going to wish he wore a rubber that night he was plowing your mom in some dirty hotel room for fifty center. He’s going to wish that he kicked that bitch in the stomach when he knew you are conceived. Because, after they see, the kind of son they have, a lose. Definitely not a JESUS. Just some guy who is no better than his drug dealing old man.
Its no secret Michael that we’ve been in the ring together, and you beat me. I won’t deny that. You we’re the better man those times. But you failed to realize something Michael. You beat me, over a year ago. You beat me in a time, when it didn’t matter if I won or lost. I had nothing to gain, nothing to lose. You beat me at a time that I was still green to the wrestling business. I was still learning the ropes. But look back then and look back now Michael. I am ten times the wrestler I was then. And that still makes me better than you. At the beginning of the year, When we we’re the Hired Gunz. When we wrestled in that War Games back at Carnage. It was during that time Lively, with you, Twister and Dr. Matt on my side. All the information I could get, I soaked it up like a sponge. I learned so much from you guys and it made me the wrestler I am today. It made me the champion I am. And I believe, it helped me keep this title for so damn long. This time Michael, when we step into the ring, its not gonna be just some match on Overdrive with nothing on the line. This time Michael, I have something worth fighting for. I have the Xtreme Title, but I’m fight for more than just that. I’m fighting for my whole year’s work. I busted my ass all year to hold on to this title and now, that I’m just a day away from holding this title for one whole year. 364 days I’ve held on to this title, and you’re the only man standing in my way. I’ll do what I have to do to keep my title. There’s going to be a time where I may need to pick up that weapon, and beat you with it. If that time comes, I’ll do what I got to do. See, over the summer time, I didn’t care if it cost me the match by not using a weapon, but I proved, that Weapons are a wrestlers downfall. And I proved it more than once. This match, its for all the marbles. For Chris Cyrus to win this match, it could very well put me in the APW Hall of Fame one day. It could easily put me in the running for APW Mega Star of the year. See, there’s more riding on this match for me than there is for you. So even though you may have beaten me countless number of time in the past, out of all those times, there is only one match that matter, and that’s this one.
Michael, its time to come back realize that this isn’t 2008 anymore. We’re almost in 2010. To think I’m a jobber Michael, shows just what kind a man you really are. It shows how simple minded you are. I mean, you think I sound foolish when “trying” to trash talk you. Its not trash talking Michael, its stating cold hard facts. And have you ever listened to yourself talk. Seriously, I mean, I’ve seen a retarded midget with a bad case of the stutters’ make more sense then you do. See Michael, you need to stop worrying so much about how I was in the past and how I am now. You need to realize that I’m not the Little Hardcore Kid anymore. If you think that I beat jobbers for almost a year, well it looks like this Sunday, I’ll be beating another one. I don’t care who I beaten to get to this point. I don’t make the matches, I just wrestle them. I’ve proven that I can beat the AKA, and That’s something you’ve failed to do Michael.
Tonight, one of two things will happen. One of us will make history. Either you become the first APW Grandslam champion, or I hold on this title for one complete year. One thing for sure Michael, I’m coming ready for a fight. I don’t care if you think this is your time of year. I don’t care if you think your not leaving with MY belt. At the end of the night, when all the smoke is cleared and the fans are booing me. While you lay in the ring with my music blasting. Your going to realize Michael, that you’ve been wrong about me. That you aren’t JESUS. Michael, I’m not going to send you straight to hell, because the way I see it, we’re taking each other to hell and back. Tonight Michael, This Title is staying around my waist. This title, will be spending Christmas with me. This title, will be the star on my Christmas Tree. Lively, not only am I going to beat you. I’m going to embarrass you, I’m going to destroy you, and I’m going to make you realize once and for all, that I am not a jobber. Get ready Michael, December 20th, I will leave the staples center as still the APW Xtreme Champion. Like it or not. You know why? Its not because I’m awesome, its because I'm the Hottest shit going and I AM BETTER THAN YOU!
Chris lifts the title in the air as the camera focuses on his face and the belt before fading out for what may be the last time Chris and the Xtreme Title are together.
