Post by Mark Moment on Dec 18, 2009 19:38:41 GMT -4
The scene opens up at the Staples Center. Mark Moment walks through the entrance doors with his bag slung over his shoulder and is quickly stopped by Cindy Shannon.
Cindy: Mark, Can I get a word with you.
Mark: For you Cindy, anything.
Cindy: Just a few question. First, how are you feeling about your triple threat match against Assassin and Jason Royce.
Mark: Cindy, I feeling great about this match. Its almost Christmas, so there’s no reason for me to be in a bad mood. I got my game plan for this Triple threat match, which, personally, between you and me Cindy, its gonna be a cake walk. And I’m such in a generous mood this time of year, During the match, I may just give Assassin and Jason a Christmas Gift.
Cindy: What kind of gift.
Mark: Maybe a punch in the face. A Kick in the groin. A Mark Out Moment. We’ll see when the time comes.
Cindy: Jason Royce has a few choice words for you earlier this week. Have you had a chance to hear what he had to say.
Mark: I tried, I really did. But I had no idea what he was rambling about. Something about me being a thorn in his ass. Which is funny cause I said the same thing about him first. And I guess my voice makes him want to puke. So I think I should be talking even more, because Jason could go for losing a few pounds. Just because its Christmas Jason, doesn’t mean you have to stuff your face with Trans Fats my friend. Put the fork down. No need for that extra pie of Cake after dinner. But in all seriousness, The win over Royce a few weeks back just pissed him off I guess. Well, if that pissed him off, when he wasn’t the one who got pinned, I wonder how he’s going to feel when I pin him tonight. You think if I piss him off, he’ll make more or less sense. Either way, Jason Royce can think I’m pathetic, but what’s really pathetic that Jason Royce has the worst win loss record in APW.
Cindy: ZING
Mark: And what’s with him calling me a goat. Was he referring to the animal or calling me the Greatest Of All Time. I think Jason Royce had goat on the mind. But again, in all seriousness, who writes Jason Royce material, a 4 year old. I mean, did you listen to his promo, going on about me not having a clean victory over him, I like to see him have one over me. And when did I attack Jason from behind. I know I got hit in the head a lot, so my memory isn’t all there, but when did I do this. Personally, I think Jason is having dreams about me again. I mean, he’s been so focus on me in his little promo. Its like he forgot Assassin is even in the match.
Cindy: Jason Royce thinks your scared.
Mark: Of what?
Cindy: Him I assume.
Mark: Jason Royce doesn’t pose a threat to ANYONE. If anyone is scared of Jason Royce, its because Jason tried to be the next Michael Jackson, and I’m not talking about the Singing and Dancing….What..Too soon for a Michael Joke?
Cindy: Just a little
Mark: Anyways, when Jason gets the brain power to speak a proper sentence so he doesn’t sound like a retard, then maybe I’ll be scared, but while I wait for that day to come, I’ll be doing what I do best and that to entertain the fans, and to piss Jason Royce off.
Cindy: Lets switch gears here and talk about Assassin for a minute.
Mark: Assassin, the guy who looks to be playing Mind games with everyone. How’s this for Mind games. Assassin, Tonight, I’m going to make your decision about your mask easy for you. I’m going to take that mask, pull it off your head, and then show it down your throat. Because Assassin, tonight, your gonna get a good fight. You beat me once and believe me, I’m not going to let you beat me again. Every loss I’ve had so far, I was screwed out one way or another. And I’m tired of it. Tonight, I’m looking for the win, and the win, its going to be a big one for me. And another thing Assassin, believe me, I won’t be begging for mercy, because its going to be hard for me to beg for it when I’m the one kicking your ass all over the staples center.
Cindy: Thank you for your time Mark, any final words.
Mark: I just want to say, that tonight, maybe we can finally put an end to all this. Maybe tonight we can all play fair and see just who is the better man in that ring. Tonight guys, its go time. Its time to fight. Jason Royce, Assassin, I don’t care which one of you I pin, because one thing for sure is tonight, it won’t be my shoulders being down for the count. And after I get the one, two, three, and my music is playing and my arm is raised as Tony Ferrari announces me as the winner, that my friends is what you call a Mark…Out….Moment!
Cindy: Thanks Mark for your time. Good luck tonight.
Mark walks away as the scene fades to black.
Cindy: Mark, Can I get a word with you.
Mark: For you Cindy, anything.
Cindy: Just a few question. First, how are you feeling about your triple threat match against Assassin and Jason Royce.
Mark: Cindy, I feeling great about this match. Its almost Christmas, so there’s no reason for me to be in a bad mood. I got my game plan for this Triple threat match, which, personally, between you and me Cindy, its gonna be a cake walk. And I’m such in a generous mood this time of year, During the match, I may just give Assassin and Jason a Christmas Gift.
Cindy: What kind of gift.
Mark: Maybe a punch in the face. A Kick in the groin. A Mark Out Moment. We’ll see when the time comes.
Cindy: Jason Royce has a few choice words for you earlier this week. Have you had a chance to hear what he had to say.
Mark: I tried, I really did. But I had no idea what he was rambling about. Something about me being a thorn in his ass. Which is funny cause I said the same thing about him first. And I guess my voice makes him want to puke. So I think I should be talking even more, because Jason could go for losing a few pounds. Just because its Christmas Jason, doesn’t mean you have to stuff your face with Trans Fats my friend. Put the fork down. No need for that extra pie of Cake after dinner. But in all seriousness, The win over Royce a few weeks back just pissed him off I guess. Well, if that pissed him off, when he wasn’t the one who got pinned, I wonder how he’s going to feel when I pin him tonight. You think if I piss him off, he’ll make more or less sense. Either way, Jason Royce can think I’m pathetic, but what’s really pathetic that Jason Royce has the worst win loss record in APW.
Cindy: ZING
Mark: And what’s with him calling me a goat. Was he referring to the animal or calling me the Greatest Of All Time. I think Jason Royce had goat on the mind. But again, in all seriousness, who writes Jason Royce material, a 4 year old. I mean, did you listen to his promo, going on about me not having a clean victory over him, I like to see him have one over me. And when did I attack Jason from behind. I know I got hit in the head a lot, so my memory isn’t all there, but when did I do this. Personally, I think Jason is having dreams about me again. I mean, he’s been so focus on me in his little promo. Its like he forgot Assassin is even in the match.
Cindy: Jason Royce thinks your scared.
Mark: Of what?
Cindy: Him I assume.
Mark: Jason Royce doesn’t pose a threat to ANYONE. If anyone is scared of Jason Royce, its because Jason tried to be the next Michael Jackson, and I’m not talking about the Singing and Dancing….What..Too soon for a Michael Joke?
Cindy: Just a little
Mark: Anyways, when Jason gets the brain power to speak a proper sentence so he doesn’t sound like a retard, then maybe I’ll be scared, but while I wait for that day to come, I’ll be doing what I do best and that to entertain the fans, and to piss Jason Royce off.
Cindy: Lets switch gears here and talk about Assassin for a minute.
Mark: Assassin, the guy who looks to be playing Mind games with everyone. How’s this for Mind games. Assassin, Tonight, I’m going to make your decision about your mask easy for you. I’m going to take that mask, pull it off your head, and then show it down your throat. Because Assassin, tonight, your gonna get a good fight. You beat me once and believe me, I’m not going to let you beat me again. Every loss I’ve had so far, I was screwed out one way or another. And I’m tired of it. Tonight, I’m looking for the win, and the win, its going to be a big one for me. And another thing Assassin, believe me, I won’t be begging for mercy, because its going to be hard for me to beg for it when I’m the one kicking your ass all over the staples center.
Cindy: Thank you for your time Mark, any final words.
Mark: I just want to say, that tonight, maybe we can finally put an end to all this. Maybe tonight we can all play fair and see just who is the better man in that ring. Tonight guys, its go time. Its time to fight. Jason Royce, Assassin, I don’t care which one of you I pin, because one thing for sure is tonight, it won’t be my shoulders being down for the count. And after I get the one, two, three, and my music is playing and my arm is raised as Tony Ferrari announces me as the winner, that my friends is what you call a Mark…Out….Moment!
Cindy: Thanks Mark for your time. Good luck tonight.
Mark walks away as the scene fades to black.
