Post by Your JESUS on Jan 29, 2010 19:31:05 GMT -4
The overwhelming muscular frame of Sabur is a sight to see, now imagine if you view of the world came at 3 1/2 feet tall. Can you say starring at a bear hoping it wont take your head off. Thats the idea that must be running through the minds of many elementary school children as the Irish Hammer walks into a school library with a book tucked underneath his arm. The large man as always is accompanied by his Lil Dick who almost feels average in the midst of all these young children. The librarian introduces the APW superstar to the children as he walks to the front of the story time circle.
Sabur: How's it going kids.
Just then Sabur feels a tug at his side as Lil yanks on his t-shirt.
Sabur: Oh I almost forgot, children say hello to my Lil Dick.
Sabur then grabs his Lil Dick by the head shaking him back and forth as the children wave.
Children: Hi Lil Dick!!!
The midget smiles with joy as he takes a seat next to his big companion.
Sabur: Alright kids, gather around. I'm here today for national reading week. I have a story to tell you, so come on get close so every one can hear.
The children all scootch in close. One girl makes herself real comfortable by moving in on Lil Dick. The big man notices this, and smiles toward the little girl.
Sabur: Whats your name sweetheart?
The little girl smiles real big.
Girl: My name is Suzy.
Sabur: How sweet.
The little girl then smiles as she moves in closer to Sabur's Lil Dick. The girl grabs a hold of his arm and snuggles up close. Sabur then looks appalled at the little girl as he gasps out in shock.
Sabur: How dare you Suzy.
The little girl suddenly lets go of Sabur's Lil Dick.
Sabur: Boys and girls, take notice. I want you all to go home and let your parents know what kind of girl Suzy is. Let them know she grabbed Sabur's Lil Dick without asking or checking to see if it was OK.
The librarian's eyes grow wide in amazement of what just left Sabur's mouth.
Sabur: You let them know that Suzy is a Lil Dick grabber, and she just doesn't it without concern. How does she know it was OK to touch my Lil Dick, she didn't ask. Shame on you Suzy.
The little girl feels quite embarrassed by the tongue lashing Sabur just gave her in front of her peers, and begins crying.
Sabur: Alright kids, let us get right into this story if we can. Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Michael, Michael Lively to be exact. Michael Lively was a special boy.
Young Boy: How special was he?
Sabur: Well, he was wear a helmet, and drool all over yourself kind of special.
Young Boy: Oh, like the kids in special ed.
Sabur: Yeah where me and Lil Dick come from we call them tards.
The librarian once again looks shocked as the kids all nod there heads at what Sabur just taught them.
Sabur: So the retard otherwise known as Michael Lively set out to make something of himself in the land of Actiononia! Little did he know the people of Actiononia wouldn't stand for a homosexual or homosexual actions.
You can imagine the shock on the Librarians face now.
Another Young Boy: Whats a homosexual?
Sabur: You know a fag.
Young Girl: Whats a fag?
Sabur: A fag is a boy who likes to kiss other boys.
Children: YUCKKK!!!
Sabur: Yeah kissing girls is the only cool thing hunh.
Children: YUCKKKK!!!
Sabur then looks down at a young man that looks rather disgusted making a face as if he just ate a sour gum ball.
Sabur: You, whats your name?
Boy: Jimmy
Sabur: alright Jimmy, when you get older you will be wanting to kiss girls. Trust me, take Suzy over there she will grow up. The next thing you know it, the girl will have a full rack of sweater puppies, and you will be itching to catch a glimpse of those bad boys.
Jimmy: Yuck, not Suzy...and whats a sweater puppy?
Sabur: alright kid you seemed confused. Follow me here. When Suzy hits hit peak she might be stacked, racked, and ready to tussle catch my drift. When she is, thats when you show her the Mutton Missile, alright kid.
Jimmy: I hate girls. Girls are gross.
Sabur looks shocked, then turns toward Lil Dick.
Sabur: I think it's too late Dick, we might have lost this one. Boys and girls, say hello to Jenny. It seems Jimmy is confused about his sexuality, and he really wishes to be called Jenny.
Jimmy: No I don't!
The rest of the kids begin laughing at Jimmy and start calling him Jenny. Sabur chuckles and joins in.
Sabur: Jenny, Jenny, Jenny likes boys!!!
Librarian: Uh-emmm Sabur can I speak with you please.
The big man stands up and walks to the back of the room as all the children begin murmuring under their breaths.
Librarian: Sabur, these are young children that are impressionable. You need to tone it down a bit, get on their level.
Sabur: What do you mean?
Librarian: Maybe just put yourself in their shoes, maybe be a little simpler.
Sabur: Sweet, got cha.
The powerhouse makes his way back over to the front of the room once again. He opens the book and looks out to the kiddies.
Sabur: So Michael Lively
Young Boy: The Homo right?
Sabur: Yeah, right, you got it. Actiononia wants him gone, because well he likes other boys and in Actiononia thats not accepted in any way. So a big, bad, muscle bound knight of the Actiononia named Saburoscious was called into to take the boy like out of town. It was a great battle, Michael Lively tried to bring Saburoscious over to the gay side with his trickery, but in the end it didn't work. Saburoscious was able to defeat Michael Lively and sent him packing to another town.
Young Girl: What town?
Sabur: Insan-is in the Anus-stan. The moral of the story kids is this...if you act like a bitch, people will think you suck on dicks. Then the world will view you as a fag, and you don't want that!
Sabur stands a s Lil Dick tries to contain his laughter.
Sabur: Thanks for your time kiddies, and don't forget to let your parents know you saw me here today. Let them know that I showed off my Lil Dick, and that the bad girl Suzy tried to touch it. Thanks kids, don't forget what I said.
Young Girl: If you act like a bitch people will think you suck on dicks, got it.
Sabur: Yes you do...
The big man leaves the Librarian to her students. Outside Sabur looks down at his Lil Dick.
Sabur: Sorry that little girl touched you, that had to be creepy hunh.
Lil Dick: Not as creepy as you came off. Jesus man you basically just perved out for those kids. The Librarian must think your a pedophile or something.
Sabur: Hell nah, she thinks I'm sexy I know it.
Lil Dick: Sure....
A little while later Sabur is seen standing outside his rundown gym otherwise known as the House of Pain. The big man looks very intense as his chest moves in and out from the breaths that leave his body. He tilts his head up looking into the lens with a fire burning in his eyes. You can feel the hate ragging through his veins as he starts to speak about his opponent.
Sabur: Michael Lively, you know something I'm sure I share the same opinion as the rest of the roster. In fact I'm positive I share the exact opinion of the entire APW faithful. We are all sick and desperately tired of your ever running mouth. You seriously sound like a little bitch. Enough already please, I don't know how many times we must be force fed your accomplishments. I don't know how many times we must have to listen to the endless ramblings of your self loving greatness, and inflated arrogance. Most people don't have to talk themselves up, they just enter the ring and let their fists make the statements for them. You on the other hand claim your achievements have done your talking. Well let me stand and applaud your accomplishments. A former Overdrive champion, a former tag team champion, a former world champion, and current Xtreme champion. You did what you set out to do and win every title that this company has to offer.
I, and the rest of the world can totally tell that you are proud of that. Looking deeper though is it really something to be proud of. Was it your overwhelming skill that earned you those awards. I know skill didn't have much to do with you getting a world title shot. We all know now that you schemed the thing into your direction. I also know that I was in xtreme joy when I watched your very first defense of that title. I watched as you dropped the strap as soon as someone knocked on the door. You see Lively I was a better world champion then you. I earned that title in an Elimination Chamber match. It was seriously One Night In Hell, and I walked through the flames taking the world title home with me. I also unlike you didn't drop the belt the very first outing. I took on Dr. Matt, and Trevor Blackwell and retained my title. The old saying goes you aren't a champion to you retain the title in a defense. Where does that leave your lame ass Lively, just a name on a piece of paper. Thats right a filler until a real wrestler could step up to the plate and take the title and wear it proudly.
I also watched on at the spectacle you put on prior to that defense. I watched as Michael Lively set up excuses for why he was going to loose. I watched on as Michael Lively cemented many outs so that he could come back and make the ever popular Cop-Out that he does so well. Take the tag team titles, a simple opportunistic move there. You teamed with a legend of this sport and took on a team that was far from good. I give it to the Hardcore Kid and Jason Royce because I couldn't rip the titles from their hands. You did that, and I must say it was quite impressive how you lost those belts to a team that pretty much consisted of a washed up Judo master with one foot out the door, and a gay porn star turned wrestler.
None the less you have that accolade notched in your bed post don't you. Real proud moments in your career huh. Hell the only title you won that you could say was worthy of praise was the Overdrive title. Then again did you? I mean if the people really knew the backstage workings of that whole debacle would they be pissed. Hell people are already pissed that you even show that ugly mug of yours on television. Needless to say you ran a division of people on their way out the door. You positioned yourself there and used it to your advantage to build your name into something it wasn't. You are no gate keeper, and in my opinion not even worthy of being called a champion. Level One, thats a champion, I was a champion, Twister...a champion, you...not a champion. You are just some guy walking down the street and saw a chance to slide in the line ahead of others. You speak of playing the game and thats just what you do. Fuck Michael Lively, we should start calling you old Milton Bradley himself.
I'm sure that Sabu is damn proud of you. I'm sure he watches APW's weekly shows and thinks, that Michael Lively is doing everything I taught him. I'm sure he would be so happy with your actions, and the sheer fact that everyone knows your a pussafied opportunist who hasn't really earned a fucking thing. You criminal, you thief, all you have done is stole since you got here. You have been thieving things from Jeff, the fans, and other roster members for about two years now. Every title shot you received you stole, every belt you pulled down you stole, and every second of TV time you prop yourself in front of a camera you have stolen.
Well heres comes Barney, heres comes the newly appointed sheriff and i have some serious charges to file against your crooked ass Michael Lively. Many times over I have claimed to be the Judge, jury, and Executioner, but facing you this weekend I will honestly feel it's first time it has a true meaning. Thats right it won't be just some words spit out to hype a match, or build the heat. This fire needs no fuel, the bullshit between me and you Lively is so real it's sickening. Sometimes I wish this whole thing was a work, sometimes I wait for the nightmare to be over. I mean how could you have turned so far, and gone so wrong. I plan on driving a hole into your chest with my right fist, and pulling that selfishness right out. While doing so I plan in crushing your heart in the process.
You see Lively I can give you credit on a few things. You do have an overwhelming heart, and a bucket full of skills. Th sad part is that these qualities don't stand a chance because of the poison that has overcome your entire existence. The second problem is that we keep letting your succeed. That all comes screeching to a fucking halt when I start unleash the controlling fury I have built up for you. Overdrive proved that every comment I have made thus far about your cowardly ass is nothing but fact. The House of Pain will be just me, and just you with nowhere to run and hide. You will be facing the uncaged animal that has come to get revenge on your sour ass. Michael Lively you will begin to feel the pain and sorrow that you so deserve. I won't let up until you reach the very edge of ruin. I will pull you back from the bright lights, snap you into reality so that I can do it all over again. I hate your fucking guts, I can't stand your dripping snatch attitude. At NYR I wish to extinguish the silly bitch everyone knows as Michael Lively once and for all so that the APW can finally rid it's self of the destructive, deadly cancer that you are. It's an Open House, come on in I have an extra seat reserved for you at the table. I can't wait to serve up the main course of Pain that is prepared just for you.
You are a sack of shit. A waste of human sperm...ohhh wait a minute, I bet that one strikes a nerve. Thats right I know your personal drama Lively. I know that you have daddy issues, and you are lost in the cloud of doubt when it comes to your paternal one. No worries though you fucking scum bag, at NYR I'll be all the daddy you need bitch!!!!
Sabur: How's it going kids.
Just then Sabur feels a tug at his side as Lil yanks on his t-shirt.
Sabur: Oh I almost forgot, children say hello to my Lil Dick.
Sabur then grabs his Lil Dick by the head shaking him back and forth as the children wave.
Children: Hi Lil Dick!!!
The midget smiles with joy as he takes a seat next to his big companion.
Sabur: Alright kids, gather around. I'm here today for national reading week. I have a story to tell you, so come on get close so every one can hear.
The children all scootch in close. One girl makes herself real comfortable by moving in on Lil Dick. The big man notices this, and smiles toward the little girl.
Sabur: Whats your name sweetheart?
The little girl smiles real big.
Girl: My name is Suzy.
Sabur: How sweet.
The little girl then smiles as she moves in closer to Sabur's Lil Dick. The girl grabs a hold of his arm and snuggles up close. Sabur then looks appalled at the little girl as he gasps out in shock.
Sabur: How dare you Suzy.
The little girl suddenly lets go of Sabur's Lil Dick.
Sabur: Boys and girls, take notice. I want you all to go home and let your parents know what kind of girl Suzy is. Let them know she grabbed Sabur's Lil Dick without asking or checking to see if it was OK.
The librarian's eyes grow wide in amazement of what just left Sabur's mouth.
Sabur: You let them know that Suzy is a Lil Dick grabber, and she just doesn't it without concern. How does she know it was OK to touch my Lil Dick, she didn't ask. Shame on you Suzy.
The little girl feels quite embarrassed by the tongue lashing Sabur just gave her in front of her peers, and begins crying.
Sabur: Alright kids, let us get right into this story if we can. Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Michael, Michael Lively to be exact. Michael Lively was a special boy.
Young Boy: How special was he?
Sabur: Well, he was wear a helmet, and drool all over yourself kind of special.
Young Boy: Oh, like the kids in special ed.
Sabur: Yeah where me and Lil Dick come from we call them tards.
The librarian once again looks shocked as the kids all nod there heads at what Sabur just taught them.
Sabur: So the retard otherwise known as Michael Lively set out to make something of himself in the land of Actiononia! Little did he know the people of Actiononia wouldn't stand for a homosexual or homosexual actions.
You can imagine the shock on the Librarians face now.
Another Young Boy: Whats a homosexual?
Sabur: You know a fag.
Young Girl: Whats a fag?
Sabur: A fag is a boy who likes to kiss other boys.
Children: YUCKKK!!!
Sabur: Yeah kissing girls is the only cool thing hunh.
Children: YUCKKKK!!!
Sabur then looks down at a young man that looks rather disgusted making a face as if he just ate a sour gum ball.
Sabur: You, whats your name?
Boy: Jimmy
Sabur: alright Jimmy, when you get older you will be wanting to kiss girls. Trust me, take Suzy over there she will grow up. The next thing you know it, the girl will have a full rack of sweater puppies, and you will be itching to catch a glimpse of those bad boys.
Jimmy: Yuck, not Suzy...and whats a sweater puppy?
Sabur: alright kid you seemed confused. Follow me here. When Suzy hits hit peak she might be stacked, racked, and ready to tussle catch my drift. When she is, thats when you show her the Mutton Missile, alright kid.
Jimmy: I hate girls. Girls are gross.
Sabur looks shocked, then turns toward Lil Dick.
Sabur: I think it's too late Dick, we might have lost this one. Boys and girls, say hello to Jenny. It seems Jimmy is confused about his sexuality, and he really wishes to be called Jenny.
Jimmy: No I don't!
The rest of the kids begin laughing at Jimmy and start calling him Jenny. Sabur chuckles and joins in.
Sabur: Jenny, Jenny, Jenny likes boys!!!
Librarian: Uh-emmm Sabur can I speak with you please.
The big man stands up and walks to the back of the room as all the children begin murmuring under their breaths.
Librarian: Sabur, these are young children that are impressionable. You need to tone it down a bit, get on their level.
Sabur: What do you mean?
Librarian: Maybe just put yourself in their shoes, maybe be a little simpler.
Sabur: Sweet, got cha.
The powerhouse makes his way back over to the front of the room once again. He opens the book and looks out to the kiddies.
Sabur: So Michael Lively
Young Boy: The Homo right?
Sabur: Yeah, right, you got it. Actiononia wants him gone, because well he likes other boys and in Actiononia thats not accepted in any way. So a big, bad, muscle bound knight of the Actiononia named Saburoscious was called into to take the boy like out of town. It was a great battle, Michael Lively tried to bring Saburoscious over to the gay side with his trickery, but in the end it didn't work. Saburoscious was able to defeat Michael Lively and sent him packing to another town.
Young Girl: What town?
Sabur: Insan-is in the Anus-stan. The moral of the story kids is this...if you act like a bitch, people will think you suck on dicks. Then the world will view you as a fag, and you don't want that!
Sabur stands a s Lil Dick tries to contain his laughter.
Sabur: Thanks for your time kiddies, and don't forget to let your parents know you saw me here today. Let them know that I showed off my Lil Dick, and that the bad girl Suzy tried to touch it. Thanks kids, don't forget what I said.
Young Girl: If you act like a bitch people will think you suck on dicks, got it.
Sabur: Yes you do...
The big man leaves the Librarian to her students. Outside Sabur looks down at his Lil Dick.
Sabur: Sorry that little girl touched you, that had to be creepy hunh.
Lil Dick: Not as creepy as you came off. Jesus man you basically just perved out for those kids. The Librarian must think your a pedophile or something.
Sabur: Hell nah, she thinks I'm sexy I know it.
Lil Dick: Sure....
A little while later Sabur is seen standing outside his rundown gym otherwise known as the House of Pain. The big man looks very intense as his chest moves in and out from the breaths that leave his body. He tilts his head up looking into the lens with a fire burning in his eyes. You can feel the hate ragging through his veins as he starts to speak about his opponent.
Sabur: Michael Lively, you know something I'm sure I share the same opinion as the rest of the roster. In fact I'm positive I share the exact opinion of the entire APW faithful. We are all sick and desperately tired of your ever running mouth. You seriously sound like a little bitch. Enough already please, I don't know how many times we must be force fed your accomplishments. I don't know how many times we must have to listen to the endless ramblings of your self loving greatness, and inflated arrogance. Most people don't have to talk themselves up, they just enter the ring and let their fists make the statements for them. You on the other hand claim your achievements have done your talking. Well let me stand and applaud your accomplishments. A former Overdrive champion, a former tag team champion, a former world champion, and current Xtreme champion. You did what you set out to do and win every title that this company has to offer.
I, and the rest of the world can totally tell that you are proud of that. Looking deeper though is it really something to be proud of. Was it your overwhelming skill that earned you those awards. I know skill didn't have much to do with you getting a world title shot. We all know now that you schemed the thing into your direction. I also know that I was in xtreme joy when I watched your very first defense of that title. I watched as you dropped the strap as soon as someone knocked on the door. You see Lively I was a better world champion then you. I earned that title in an Elimination Chamber match. It was seriously One Night In Hell, and I walked through the flames taking the world title home with me. I also unlike you didn't drop the belt the very first outing. I took on Dr. Matt, and Trevor Blackwell and retained my title. The old saying goes you aren't a champion to you retain the title in a defense. Where does that leave your lame ass Lively, just a name on a piece of paper. Thats right a filler until a real wrestler could step up to the plate and take the title and wear it proudly.
I also watched on at the spectacle you put on prior to that defense. I watched as Michael Lively set up excuses for why he was going to loose. I watched on as Michael Lively cemented many outs so that he could come back and make the ever popular Cop-Out that he does so well. Take the tag team titles, a simple opportunistic move there. You teamed with a legend of this sport and took on a team that was far from good. I give it to the Hardcore Kid and Jason Royce because I couldn't rip the titles from their hands. You did that, and I must say it was quite impressive how you lost those belts to a team that pretty much consisted of a washed up Judo master with one foot out the door, and a gay porn star turned wrestler.
None the less you have that accolade notched in your bed post don't you. Real proud moments in your career huh. Hell the only title you won that you could say was worthy of praise was the Overdrive title. Then again did you? I mean if the people really knew the backstage workings of that whole debacle would they be pissed. Hell people are already pissed that you even show that ugly mug of yours on television. Needless to say you ran a division of people on their way out the door. You positioned yourself there and used it to your advantage to build your name into something it wasn't. You are no gate keeper, and in my opinion not even worthy of being called a champion. Level One, thats a champion, I was a champion, Twister...a champion, you...not a champion. You are just some guy walking down the street and saw a chance to slide in the line ahead of others. You speak of playing the game and thats just what you do. Fuck Michael Lively, we should start calling you old Milton Bradley himself.
I'm sure that Sabu is damn proud of you. I'm sure he watches APW's weekly shows and thinks, that Michael Lively is doing everything I taught him. I'm sure he would be so happy with your actions, and the sheer fact that everyone knows your a pussafied opportunist who hasn't really earned a fucking thing. You criminal, you thief, all you have done is stole since you got here. You have been thieving things from Jeff, the fans, and other roster members for about two years now. Every title shot you received you stole, every belt you pulled down you stole, and every second of TV time you prop yourself in front of a camera you have stolen.
Well heres comes Barney, heres comes the newly appointed sheriff and i have some serious charges to file against your crooked ass Michael Lively. Many times over I have claimed to be the Judge, jury, and Executioner, but facing you this weekend I will honestly feel it's first time it has a true meaning. Thats right it won't be just some words spit out to hype a match, or build the heat. This fire needs no fuel, the bullshit between me and you Lively is so real it's sickening. Sometimes I wish this whole thing was a work, sometimes I wait for the nightmare to be over. I mean how could you have turned so far, and gone so wrong. I plan on driving a hole into your chest with my right fist, and pulling that selfishness right out. While doing so I plan in crushing your heart in the process.
You see Lively I can give you credit on a few things. You do have an overwhelming heart, and a bucket full of skills. Th sad part is that these qualities don't stand a chance because of the poison that has overcome your entire existence. The second problem is that we keep letting your succeed. That all comes screeching to a fucking halt when I start unleash the controlling fury I have built up for you. Overdrive proved that every comment I have made thus far about your cowardly ass is nothing but fact. The House of Pain will be just me, and just you with nowhere to run and hide. You will be facing the uncaged animal that has come to get revenge on your sour ass. Michael Lively you will begin to feel the pain and sorrow that you so deserve. I won't let up until you reach the very edge of ruin. I will pull you back from the bright lights, snap you into reality so that I can do it all over again. I hate your fucking guts, I can't stand your dripping snatch attitude. At NYR I wish to extinguish the silly bitch everyone knows as Michael Lively once and for all so that the APW can finally rid it's self of the destructive, deadly cancer that you are. It's an Open House, come on in I have an extra seat reserved for you at the table. I can't wait to serve up the main course of Pain that is prepared just for you.
You are a sack of shit. A waste of human sperm...ohhh wait a minute, I bet that one strikes a nerve. Thats right I know your personal drama Lively. I know that you have daddy issues, and you are lost in the cloud of doubt when it comes to your paternal one. No worries though you fucking scum bag, at NYR I'll be all the daddy you need bitch!!!!
