Post by Chris Cyrus on Mar 21, 2010 16:26:49 GMT -4
The scene opens up in Las Vegas, where the Axis of Awesome, along with Ellie are hanging out in Chris Cyrus house. The Trio are in the living room where Ellie is on the computer and The Axis are playing some Call of Duty, Modern Warefare 2.
Chris: Ok, you distract them while I sneak up behind them and shoot them.
Biggs: Ok, just let me switch to my Riot Shield……Ok…lets do this.
A few seconds later, you hear a voice coming from the TV.
TV: Bloody Hell, we just got our asses Kicked.
Chris: Damn it!
Biggs: I thought you we’re suppose to shoot them.
Chris: I didn’t know there was a guy hiding behind that building.
Biggs: Man you suck!
Ellie: Guys, can you quiet down, I’m trying to read my emails on Facebook.
DING DONG
The Door Bell rings and Chris is quick to jump to his feet and rushes to the door.
Biggs: You expecting someone?
Chris: I think the package I ordered is here.
Chris opens the door and standing there is a fat guy in a delivery suite.
Delivery guy: Sign here please
Chris signs his name and then grabs the package and closes the door behind him
Biggs: What cha got there?
Chris puts the package on the coffee table and opens it up and pulls out a T-Shirt and shows it off to Biggs and Ellie. On the front of the shirt is has a picture of the trio and blow the picture it reads “GM’s Of Overdrive” and on the back of the shirt, it reads “Simply Awesome.”
Chris: What do you think? Pretty Sweet huh?
Biggs: Those are gonna look so good on us after Rasslemania.
Ellie: Not to stir up and doubts, but what if you guys don’t win.
Chris: We better win, this cost me Five Hundred bucks.
Biggs: Don’t worry, we’re gonna win. Jeff thinks he can make Slade Craven the Special guest enforcer will help him win, when Slade is not 100% healed.
Chris: One punch to Slade and he’s out. There’s no need to worry about him.
Ellie: Hey guys, check this out. I’m on the APW website and a video by the boss has just been uploaded.
Chris: What? Let me see.
Biggs and Chris head over to the Computer and watch President Jeff’s promo. As it finishes, Chris say’s
Chris: Move over Ellie, I gotta put this man in his place.
Chris jumps onto the computer and fires up firefox and goes to face book and clicks on his blog page and then begins writing his new blog.
So much for relaxing today and enjoying some time with the Axis of Awesome. I was enjoying my day today and my boss, President Hurricane Jeff just had to do a promo. Well, his little promo fired me up and guess what, when Chris Cyrus is fired up, that only means one thing, Chris Cyrus is gonna hurt someone.
With Rasslemania VI slowly approaching us, there’s one thing I’m looking forward to the most and that’s to bury the legacy of what they call, The Perfect Storm. The Perfect Storm is exactly like the movie. Crap. Seriously, Are the Axis of Awesome suppose to take two guys, who are basically retired and broken down serious? Really? I mean, look at the Axis of Awesome. We’re young, talented and the best thing to ever happen to Action Packed Wrestling. And these are just facts. President Jeff, I look forward to beating you again. That’s right, I said again. Because I remember. July 21st, 2008, you put yourself in a match against me, because you wanted to teach Kenny Lambardo a lesson. Well, even though I had a little help from Mr. Kenny, I pinned you, one…Two…Three. Like it or not, its in the record books. See Mr. President, I’ll give you credit, you created a fine company. You created one of the best places there is to wrestle. But, everything I earned, The Tag Titles, The Xtreme Title, I did that on my own. I know you didn’t think much of me. Thinking I’d keep the Xtreme Title for a few weeks and that was it. But you know what Jeff, I’m not the same Chris Cyrus that signed that contract back in December of 2007. I’m not the young kid wanting to be a wrestling star. I am a wrestling star now, a Mega Star and if you think that the Perfect Storm is better than the Axis of Awesome, then your just getting old that your forgetting the true facts. I saw your little top 10 list, and I laughed at it. You want a top 10 list, well here’s my top 10 list of why the Axis of Awesome is better than the Perfect Storm.
10. The Axis of Awesome isn’t named after a stupid movie.
9. The Axis of Awesome are better looking than the two old farts they call the Perfect Storm.
8. The Axis of Awesome are perfect role models for today’s youth
7. I held the Xtreme Title longer than any title you guys have held.
6. We don’t make asses of ourselves
5. The Axis of Awesome is better at Video games then both of you
4. We’re more dangerous than Chuck Norris
3. The Axis of Awesome are the faces of not only APW, but Overdrive
2. We don’t need tag titles to prove just how great of a team we are
And the number one reason why the Axis of Awesome is better than the perfect storm. Well, its because we’re just Simply Awesome!
And Dr. Matt, don’t think I forgot about you boy. Let me throw out another date out there. March 11, 2009. I was the APW Xtreme Champion and I fought you, Mr. Hardcore as Hell, Dr. Matt in a falls count anywhere’s match. And since you’ve been hit in the head one too many times and your all drugged up and drunk, let me remind you what happened. I pinned you in the middle of the ring. One….Two…Three. I beat you fair and square. I beat you with not one single help from anyone. I exposed you Matt. I showed the world that your no longer as great as you once we’re. I proved that night that I was the true, Hardcore as Hell at the time. I proved that I am better than you.
I’m the only person who stands in APW right now who beat the Perfect Storm. No one else can come out and say that. Matt and Jeff couldn’t beat me alone. What makes them think they can beat me this time, now that I have a tag team partner that’s better than the both of them. The only reason you guys want this match is because its Rasslemania. You guys just have to wrestle at this event. You just need that one last chance in the spot light. We’ll guess what, you don’t deserve to wrestle at Rasslemania. I don’t care how many times you been in this event. How much you’ve done for APW. it’s the guys who put their body on the line every single night that deserves to be in the spot light, not two jack off’s who hold on to their last string of hope, that someday, people will look back and remember them. But guess what, your both past your prime. Your both are worthless now. And at Rasslemania, The Axis of Awesome will beat the perfect storm and then the Axis of Awesome will go on to make Thursday Night Overdrive the best damn show in Television today. Something that you couldn’t do Jeff. And the fact that you had to get your old friend who still lives in his mom’s basement and hangs out with hillbilly bums just shows just who is willing to team up with you.
I know you guys take pride in Rasslemania and everything you guys accomplished with this event, but after March 28th, Rasslemania will be known as the event where The Axis of Awesome make famous, and President Jeff, you will then be able to not only call me Mr. Rasslemania, but Mr. GM of Overdrive. Perfect Storm, We’re gonna show you why your washed up. Why you guys don’t wrestle anymore. And most importantly, we’re gonna show you why the Axis of Awesome are jump Simply….AWESOME!
With that said, Chris post the Blog on his face book page and he leaves the computer and sits back on the couch and he and Biggs continue playing their game as the scene fades to black.
Chris: Ok, you distract them while I sneak up behind them and shoot them.
Biggs: Ok, just let me switch to my Riot Shield……Ok…lets do this.
A few seconds later, you hear a voice coming from the TV.
TV: Bloody Hell, we just got our asses Kicked.
Chris: Damn it!
Biggs: I thought you we’re suppose to shoot them.
Chris: I didn’t know there was a guy hiding behind that building.
Biggs: Man you suck!
Ellie: Guys, can you quiet down, I’m trying to read my emails on Facebook.
DING DONG
The Door Bell rings and Chris is quick to jump to his feet and rushes to the door.
Biggs: You expecting someone?
Chris: I think the package I ordered is here.
Chris opens the door and standing there is a fat guy in a delivery suite.
Delivery guy: Sign here please
Chris signs his name and then grabs the package and closes the door behind him
Biggs: What cha got there?
Chris puts the package on the coffee table and opens it up and pulls out a T-Shirt and shows it off to Biggs and Ellie. On the front of the shirt is has a picture of the trio and blow the picture it reads “GM’s Of Overdrive” and on the back of the shirt, it reads “Simply Awesome.”
Chris: What do you think? Pretty Sweet huh?
Biggs: Those are gonna look so good on us after Rasslemania.
Ellie: Not to stir up and doubts, but what if you guys don’t win.
Chris: We better win, this cost me Five Hundred bucks.
Biggs: Don’t worry, we’re gonna win. Jeff thinks he can make Slade Craven the Special guest enforcer will help him win, when Slade is not 100% healed.
Chris: One punch to Slade and he’s out. There’s no need to worry about him.
Ellie: Hey guys, check this out. I’m on the APW website and a video by the boss has just been uploaded.
Chris: What? Let me see.
Biggs and Chris head over to the Computer and watch President Jeff’s promo. As it finishes, Chris say’s
Chris: Move over Ellie, I gotta put this man in his place.
Chris jumps onto the computer and fires up firefox and goes to face book and clicks on his blog page and then begins writing his new blog.
So much for relaxing today and enjoying some time with the Axis of Awesome. I was enjoying my day today and my boss, President Hurricane Jeff just had to do a promo. Well, his little promo fired me up and guess what, when Chris Cyrus is fired up, that only means one thing, Chris Cyrus is gonna hurt someone.
With Rasslemania VI slowly approaching us, there’s one thing I’m looking forward to the most and that’s to bury the legacy of what they call, The Perfect Storm. The Perfect Storm is exactly like the movie. Crap. Seriously, Are the Axis of Awesome suppose to take two guys, who are basically retired and broken down serious? Really? I mean, look at the Axis of Awesome. We’re young, talented and the best thing to ever happen to Action Packed Wrestling. And these are just facts. President Jeff, I look forward to beating you again. That’s right, I said again. Because I remember. July 21st, 2008, you put yourself in a match against me, because you wanted to teach Kenny Lambardo a lesson. Well, even though I had a little help from Mr. Kenny, I pinned you, one…Two…Three. Like it or not, its in the record books. See Mr. President, I’ll give you credit, you created a fine company. You created one of the best places there is to wrestle. But, everything I earned, The Tag Titles, The Xtreme Title, I did that on my own. I know you didn’t think much of me. Thinking I’d keep the Xtreme Title for a few weeks and that was it. But you know what Jeff, I’m not the same Chris Cyrus that signed that contract back in December of 2007. I’m not the young kid wanting to be a wrestling star. I am a wrestling star now, a Mega Star and if you think that the Perfect Storm is better than the Axis of Awesome, then your just getting old that your forgetting the true facts. I saw your little top 10 list, and I laughed at it. You want a top 10 list, well here’s my top 10 list of why the Axis of Awesome is better than the Perfect Storm.
10. The Axis of Awesome isn’t named after a stupid movie.
9. The Axis of Awesome are better looking than the two old farts they call the Perfect Storm.
8. The Axis of Awesome are perfect role models for today’s youth
7. I held the Xtreme Title longer than any title you guys have held.
6. We don’t make asses of ourselves
5. The Axis of Awesome is better at Video games then both of you
4. We’re more dangerous than Chuck Norris
3. The Axis of Awesome are the faces of not only APW, but Overdrive
2. We don’t need tag titles to prove just how great of a team we are
And the number one reason why the Axis of Awesome is better than the perfect storm. Well, its because we’re just Simply Awesome!
And Dr. Matt, don’t think I forgot about you boy. Let me throw out another date out there. March 11, 2009. I was the APW Xtreme Champion and I fought you, Mr. Hardcore as Hell, Dr. Matt in a falls count anywhere’s match. And since you’ve been hit in the head one too many times and your all drugged up and drunk, let me remind you what happened. I pinned you in the middle of the ring. One….Two…Three. I beat you fair and square. I beat you with not one single help from anyone. I exposed you Matt. I showed the world that your no longer as great as you once we’re. I proved that night that I was the true, Hardcore as Hell at the time. I proved that I am better than you.
I’m the only person who stands in APW right now who beat the Perfect Storm. No one else can come out and say that. Matt and Jeff couldn’t beat me alone. What makes them think they can beat me this time, now that I have a tag team partner that’s better than the both of them. The only reason you guys want this match is because its Rasslemania. You guys just have to wrestle at this event. You just need that one last chance in the spot light. We’ll guess what, you don’t deserve to wrestle at Rasslemania. I don’t care how many times you been in this event. How much you’ve done for APW. it’s the guys who put their body on the line every single night that deserves to be in the spot light, not two jack off’s who hold on to their last string of hope, that someday, people will look back and remember them. But guess what, your both past your prime. Your both are worthless now. And at Rasslemania, The Axis of Awesome will beat the perfect storm and then the Axis of Awesome will go on to make Thursday Night Overdrive the best damn show in Television today. Something that you couldn’t do Jeff. And the fact that you had to get your old friend who still lives in his mom’s basement and hangs out with hillbilly bums just shows just who is willing to team up with you.
I know you guys take pride in Rasslemania and everything you guys accomplished with this event, but after March 28th, Rasslemania will be known as the event where The Axis of Awesome make famous, and President Jeff, you will then be able to not only call me Mr. Rasslemania, but Mr. GM of Overdrive. Perfect Storm, We’re gonna show you why your washed up. Why you guys don’t wrestle anymore. And most importantly, we’re gonna show you why the Axis of Awesome are jump Simply….AWESOME!
With that said, Chris post the Blog on his face book page and he leaves the computer and sits back on the couch and he and Biggs continue playing their game as the scene fades to black.
