Post by Hollywood on Apr 7, 2010 19:59:09 GMT -4
Things are a tad quiet inside Dunpork's House of Bacon(George Dunpork's very own 24/7 restaurant) in Coppell, Texas, but that's because it's around 3 PM, a time that most restaurants are typically slow. Seated at a roundtable-type booth are "The Excellent Gordie" Gordon Heath, wearing jeans and a black tailored shirt; George Dunpork, wearing khaki shorts, a Hawaiian shirt, and a white golf cap; Craig "Senior" Mueller, dressed for the occasion as he's wearing khaki shorts and a blue polo shirt with the Dallas Mavericks logo in the upper left chest area(the viewer's left, that is); and "The Showstopper" Shaun Kilgore, looking ever so dapper in stonewash jeans and a white Mark Teixeira Texas Rangers jersey, which garners a few odd looks from the few customers that are inside the dining establishment. Each man has their drinks set out in front of them: coffee and water for Gordie; a tall, frosted glass of milk for Craig; Dr. Pepper and a large, frosted glass of chocolate milk for George; and sweet tea for Shaun. It's apparent that they've just placed their food order as menus are absent.
GORDIE
It is now official, boys. After weeks of wrangling, and even some strangling...
Gordie, Craig and George all look over at Shaun with the "what were you thinking?" look as Shaun tries to plead his case.
SHAUN KILGORE
What? It's not my fault that they never made the fine print clear to me? I mean, I am "The Showstopper" and as such, I am entitled to being THE main event of every show!
CRAIG MUELLER
Well, that doesn't give you the right to try and choke a member of the APW offices!
DUNPORK
Shaun, we know you're a main eventer, but APW doesn't know that just yet. They'll realize that in due time, and in due time, you'll be headlining every show across this great land of ours.
GORDIE
Right now, our focus needs to be working together to bring greatness to APW. And that's exactly what we are... The Greatness. George and Craig, you two have won numerous titles in just about every company you've competed in. And Shaun, you haven't even hit your peak, and yet you had already become the buzz of the great southwestern wrestling circuit. Now, you are in the national spotlight for the first time in your career, where George, Craig and I have been on numerous occasions. But Shaun, you'll need to keep that temper in check.
SHAUN KILGORE
Aw, c'mon, man!
CRAIG MUELLER
Gordie makes a fair point, Shaun. There are times that anger is good if you can fuel it in a positive manner and yield positive results. However, plunking a poor high school kid in the head with a baseball because of another kid's actions and getting your scholarship taken away is far from fueling your anger in a positive manner and yielding a positive result. Who knows. You could've been invited to spring training by any number of major league ball clubs, but we'll never know now.
DUNPORK
Not to mention your anger almost got us fired APW before we even worked for the company!
SHAUN KILGORE
Well, I'll try my best. But once that bell rings, I can't hold myself responsible for what happens to the poor sap that's in the ring with me.
GORDIE
See, that's the good kind of anger we're talking about. Once the bell rings, all bets are off and you beat the tar out of your opponent till he or she can't take it anymore. And if you have the opportunity, jump them from behind!
Craig, George and Shaun all grin, nodding in agreement as they go "Yeah!" "That's what I'm talking about!" Their waiter, a young man that looks to be in his mid 20s, comes by with a big tray of food and is in the process of setting it down as the scene fades out.
GORDIE
It is now official, boys. After weeks of wrangling, and even some strangling...
Gordie, Craig and George all look over at Shaun with the "what were you thinking?" look as Shaun tries to plead his case.
SHAUN KILGORE
What? It's not my fault that they never made the fine print clear to me? I mean, I am "The Showstopper" and as such, I am entitled to being THE main event of every show!
CRAIG MUELLER
Well, that doesn't give you the right to try and choke a member of the APW offices!
DUNPORK
Shaun, we know you're a main eventer, but APW doesn't know that just yet. They'll realize that in due time, and in due time, you'll be headlining every show across this great land of ours.
GORDIE
Right now, our focus needs to be working together to bring greatness to APW. And that's exactly what we are... The Greatness. George and Craig, you two have won numerous titles in just about every company you've competed in. And Shaun, you haven't even hit your peak, and yet you had already become the buzz of the great southwestern wrestling circuit. Now, you are in the national spotlight for the first time in your career, where George, Craig and I have been on numerous occasions. But Shaun, you'll need to keep that temper in check.
SHAUN KILGORE
Aw, c'mon, man!
CRAIG MUELLER
Gordie makes a fair point, Shaun. There are times that anger is good if you can fuel it in a positive manner and yield positive results. However, plunking a poor high school kid in the head with a baseball because of another kid's actions and getting your scholarship taken away is far from fueling your anger in a positive manner and yielding a positive result. Who knows. You could've been invited to spring training by any number of major league ball clubs, but we'll never know now.
DUNPORK
Not to mention your anger almost got us fired APW before we even worked for the company!
SHAUN KILGORE
Well, I'll try my best. But once that bell rings, I can't hold myself responsible for what happens to the poor sap that's in the ring with me.
GORDIE
See, that's the good kind of anger we're talking about. Once the bell rings, all bets are off and you beat the tar out of your opponent till he or she can't take it anymore. And if you have the opportunity, jump them from behind!
Craig, George and Shaun all grin, nodding in agreement as they go "Yeah!" "That's what I'm talking about!" Their waiter, a young man that looks to be in his mid 20s, comes by with a big tray of food and is in the process of setting it down as the scene fades out.
