Post by Your JESUS on Mar 19, 2008 22:06:52 GMT -4
A taxi pulls up to the Sommet Center on Broadway st in Nashville Tennessee. Sabur exit's the mode of transportation with his bag and Lil Dick strapped to his chest in a baby carrier. Sabur looks down at his lil buddy and speaks.
Sabur: Well Little man here we are Music city, Sommet Center, the home of the Predators, and this coming Monday it will house the greatest wrestling company in history.
The Lil Dick looks up at his large muscle bound friend grinning as two walk up to the building, Sabur reaches out to open the door but is met by a locked handle. The big man rapidly begins to shake the handle, yet it won't budge. He pulls out his cell phone and calls his agent.
Sabur: Hey it's me, uhhh Me and Dick are here at the Sommet Center and the door is locked,......What do you mean why, We are here for the show Monday,.........there is no show this Monday,.......you know this is what I pay you for, so now what? Yeah well, fuck it, alright Later, see you in New York, you fucker.
Sabur hangs up his cell phone slightly irritated. The Irish Hammer turns and walks away from the arena with his Dick strapped to his chest.
Sabur: Well it looks like me and my Lil Dick are loose in music city, so lets see if we can cause some trouble.
Lil Dick: Let's go to Cooter's!
Sabur: Cooter's, as in a Cooter, like a woman's....
Lil Dick: No, No Cooter from Dukes of Hazard.
Sabur: Ok, well I was a little more excited when I thought it was possibly a strip club, but YEE HAW!!!! I always do what my Lil Dick wants.
Sabur: Well Little man here we are Music city, Sommet Center, the home of the Predators, and this coming Monday it will house the greatest wrestling company in history.
The Lil Dick looks up at his large muscle bound friend grinning as two walk up to the building, Sabur reaches out to open the door but is met by a locked handle. The big man rapidly begins to shake the handle, yet it won't budge. He pulls out his cell phone and calls his agent.
Sabur: Hey it's me, uhhh Me and Dick are here at the Sommet Center and the door is locked,......What do you mean why, We are here for the show Monday,.........there is no show this Monday,.......you know this is what I pay you for, so now what? Yeah well, fuck it, alright Later, see you in New York, you fucker.
Sabur hangs up his cell phone slightly irritated. The Irish Hammer turns and walks away from the arena with his Dick strapped to his chest.
Sabur: Well it looks like me and my Lil Dick are loose in music city, so lets see if we can cause some trouble.
Lil Dick: Let's go to Cooter's!
Sabur: Cooter's, as in a Cooter, like a woman's....
Lil Dick: No, No Cooter from Dukes of Hazard.
Sabur: Ok, well I was a little more excited when I thought it was possibly a strip club, but YEE HAW!!!! I always do what my Lil Dick wants.
