Post by brandenharvey on Aug 13, 2010 19:34:17 GMT -4
"Fuel" by Metallica hits the speakers. A man walks to the ring. He is dressed in a red shirt, blue trunks and black boots. He gets in the ring. He stands on the middle turnbuckle and raises his arms before backflipping off. He grabs the mic and begins to speak:
"I am Branden Harvey. I am the greatest wrestler APW has ever seen. As I look at the roster, it makes me think one thing: NONE OF YOU CAN BEAT ME!!!! When I wrestle you - any of you - it will be your final hour, my finest beer. None of you are on my rung. I'm at the top of the ladder. Your only five steps up. You have a long way to beat me. Because I am the man, I AM the myth, I AM THE legend, I AM BRANDEN HARVEY!!!!"
He takes the mic to the ring announcer... and hits him with it. He drags him into the ring and hits an Impaler-Stunner. He climbs to the top and hits a Frog Splash. "I'm not done," he screams. He drags the ring announcer to the corner and climbs the ropes. He hits a 630 Splash. He leaves.
After a few minutes, the ring announcer gets up. However, before he gets out of the ring, Branden Harvey comes back out and grabs him. "You thought I was done?" he asks. He hits another Impaler-Stunner. He drags the ring announcer to the corner one more time. He climbs the turnbuckle and hits a Pheonix 630.
He leaves as the medics are in the ring putting the ring announcer on a stretcher. Leaving the fans wondering, "What just came into our fed?"
"I am Branden Harvey. I am the greatest wrestler APW has ever seen. As I look at the roster, it makes me think one thing: NONE OF YOU CAN BEAT ME!!!! When I wrestle you - any of you - it will be your final hour, my finest beer. None of you are on my rung. I'm at the top of the ladder. Your only five steps up. You have a long way to beat me. Because I am the man, I AM the myth, I AM THE legend, I AM BRANDEN HARVEY!!!!"
He takes the mic to the ring announcer... and hits him with it. He drags him into the ring and hits an Impaler-Stunner. He climbs to the top and hits a Frog Splash. "I'm not done," he screams. He drags the ring announcer to the corner and climbs the ropes. He hits a 630 Splash. He leaves.
After a few minutes, the ring announcer gets up. However, before he gets out of the ring, Branden Harvey comes back out and grabs him. "You thought I was done?" he asks. He hits another Impaler-Stunner. He drags the ring announcer to the corner one more time. He climbs the turnbuckle and hits a Pheonix 630.
He leaves as the medics are in the ring putting the ring announcer on a stretcher. Leaving the fans wondering, "What just came into our fed?"
