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Post by President Jeff on Mar 29, 2008 20:52:57 GMT -4
Rasslemania IV starts with a intro video
Once the video ends, Pyro shoots off all through out Madison Square Garden for a good 45 seconds. The cameras then cut to tonight commentators who are dressed nice wearing suits. Darren Harvey and Johnny Chase.
Darren Harvey: WELCOME TO RASSLEMANIA IV.
Johnny Chase: I’m Johnny Chase a long side Darren Harvey and what an event we have for you here tonight. History will be made, guaranteed.
Harvey: That’s right chase. Tonight, you will see 8 action packed matches. 2 title matches and a dream match, Our boss, Hurricane Jeff will take on Dr. Matt.
Chase: The match I’m looking forward to the most is the main event, John Green and Kenny Lambardo. This should be one hell of a match up.
Harvey: I’m scared to watch the Xtreme title match myself when Trevor Blackwell defends his title against Vinnie Hardcore in a Bed of Weapons match.
Chase: You and I both. Our first four matches will declare the contenders for the Overdrive title where the champ will be crowned next Monday at Overdrive.
Harvey: Lets not waste any more time and get to our first match.
SABUR VS DIANA STEEL
The lights go out and the music starts to play. As the crowd begins to uproar the ramp becomes illuminated and "That Girl" Diana Steel can be seen walking toward the ring making every obscene gesture you can think of on her way. Once she makes her way into the ring she blows one kiss and waits for her chance to fight.
Tony: Introducing first. Standing 5’5, from Long Island, New York, she is a member of “Sex & Violence”, “That Girl” Diana Steel!
Harvey: And there she is folks, the personal protégé of “The Ego Crusher” Sgt. Kenny Lambardo.
Chase: And in more ways then one if you know what I mean.
Tony: And her challenger, from Las Vegas, Nevada, standing 6’2, he is a member of “Revolution X”, “The Irish Hammer” Sabur!
The lights dim, the music hits. Orange lights flash to the beat of the music, as a shower of red sparks stream down like a water fall. The music picks up, and two large explosions on both sides of the entrance ignite as Sabur strolls through the shower of sparks.
Chase: And check this guy out! 300 lbs. of bad ass!
Harvey: I have to give it to this guy, he has been one of the most entertaining athletes in the APW both in, and out of the ring.
Chase: Yeah. I think that his little dick is amusing too.
The Irish Hammer walks the ramp, slides under the bottom rope, stands in the middle of the ring with one fist raised as red flames shoot up from around the apron of the ring. Sabur’s Lil Dick made an obscene blow job reference toward “That Girl” Diana Steel who blew him a kiss in return. The Lil Dick blushed. The referee rings the bell to begin the match, and the two competitors in the ring begin to circle the ring. Diana opens with a Sliding Ankle Pick, but Sabur is quick to lift his leg.
Harvey: Looks like Sabur has learned a thing or two about battling “Sex & Violence” members.
Chase: And you know how much of a beating that knee of Sabur has been taking over the month.
The two begin to circle again, and “The Irish Hammer” locks up with “That Girl” Diana Steel in the center of the ring. He Whips the tiny girl into the ropes, and she returns, ducking the clothesline from Sabur. She bounces from the ropes again, and charges “The Genetic Hammer”, only to roll under a Big Boot. Diana is back to her feet, and gets a Waist Lock on Sabur, but the hammer quickly reverses into a Waist Lock of his own, and goes for a Reverse Suplex. Steel flips back, and lands on her feet. The fans cheer as she Reverse Ankle Picks, receiving a ¾ twist Inzerguri for her troubles. The swat could be heard as far as Time’s Square as the fans moo!
Harvey: What the hell was that? No man that size should be able to do maneuvers like that!
Chase: Just goes to show you that anything can happen in Action Packed Wrestling…
“The Genetic Hammer” Sabur is up, as Diana holds the side of her face. He takes her by the legs, and nearly tears her in half with a Wishbone Split. Diana grabs at her crotch, and the Lil Dick laughs with his owner as the crowd moos on. Sabur poses for the crowd, and then goes for the pin on Diana Steel.
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“That Girl” Diana Steel kicks out! The crowds cheer, but the praise is quickly silenced as “The Irish Hammer” grabs a hand full of hair, and begins with fist after fist on Diana’s skull. Sabur comes to his feet, and helps Diana to hers. He Whips her into the corner HARD, and Diana comes stumbling forward into a Belly-to-Belly Suplex from “The Genetic Hammer”. Sabur moves into the pin, and the ref starts the count.
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Harvey: “The Irish Hammer” Sabur is really taking it hard in this opening match to RASSLEMANIA 4!
Chase: Don’t count the girl out yet, Harv. She IS the protégé of Sgt. Kenny Lambardo.
Sabur returns to his feet, and brings Diana with him to Whip her into the ropes again. “That Girl” Diana Steel bounces off, and “The Irish Hammer” Sabur telegraphs, giving Diana the opportunity for a Sunset Flip Powerbomb that caught Sabur completely off guard. The fans cheer, and the ref goes for the count.
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Sabur rolls back, but Diana dives forward into an Ankle Lock, and the fans cheer in excitement. Sabur writhes in pain, and being the excellent student that she is, positions herself between Sabur, and the closest rope. With the referee distracted by Sabur however, this gave Lil Dick the opportunity need to yank at Diana’s leg from ringside, and break the hold. The crowd boos, and Diana turns. The Dick runs, and you can hear Skylar in the background screaming “That’s not fair!”
Chase: Sabur’s Lil Dick just popped up, and may have just saved Sabur this match
Harvey: You know something. I really hate having to say that all the time. It just sounds so dirty.
Sabur pulls himself up with a little help from the ropes, and “That Girl” Diana Steel is in hot pursuit of his Lil Dick. The dick turns the corner, and flips off “Spirit” Tara Jacobs, and Skylar Blackwell as he passes by. Sabur slides out of the ring, and Diana picks up speed, and the dick turns his third corner. He runs between Sabur’s legs, and the moo man nearly decapitates Diana with a Diving Clothesline.
Harvey: See what you get for chasing a Lil Dick?
Chase: Sabur… *sighs* Only guy I know that doesn’t want his Lil Dick touched.
Again you hear Skylar’s voice from ringside screaming “That’s Not Fair!”, and Lil Dick rebuts with a very “Rev-X” crotch chop. The fans boo at the spectacle, as Sabur gets to his feet, and aiding Diana Steel to hers. He slams her head into the apron, and then tosses her under the bottom rope. Sabur slides in, and goes for the cover.
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2 . . . . . . Diana gets the shoulder up! “The Irish Hammer” slams his fists into the mat in frustration, as “That Girl” Diana Steel kips to her feet like Sean Michaels with a second wind. Sabur quickly grabs the ref by the shirt, using the official’s back as a shield. Lil Dick takes the opportunity, while the referee is distracted, to slide into the ring behind Diana Steel. He rears back and plows her in the ass with a loud SWAT, as the crowd goes “WOOOOO!” Diana turns, and the Lil Dick is out as quickly as he was in. Sabur sides steps the ref, and charges at the back of a distracted Diana Steel. He drills her in the back of the head with a Big Boot. The crowd boos, and for a third time you can hear Skylar in the background screaming “THAT’S NOT FAIR!”
Chase: Now that’s what a call a meat train!
Harvey: Will you just call the damn match!
Chase: I am! Man-Cow, plus train wreck, equals Meat Train.
Harvey: No, “Meat Train” was a porno staring Dr. Matt, and Jenna Jameson.
Chase: Will you just call the damn match!
Sabur’s Lil Dick sticks his tongue out at Skylar, and turns back to the match, folding his child-like arms. Sabur lifts the fallen Diana, crotching her on the top rope, and begins to shake as Skylar steps onto the guardrail with her Skylar-sized Singapore Cane in hand. “The Irish Hammer” begins shaking the top rope, up, and down between Diana’s legs. Diana gets launched from the rope, as Skylar launched from the guardrail. Diana landed in a funny position in the middle of the ring, and Sabur’s Lil Dick landed in a fuuny position after having a mini Singapore Cane cracked over his skull.
Chase: Did you see that??
Harvey: Yeah. Sabur is becoming more, and more violent every time that I see him.
Chase: That’s not what I was talking about. Check out ringside!
Harvey: Can Skylar do that?
Chase: She’s a Blackwell. And Blackwells do, what Blackwells do best…
Harvey: And what’s that?
Chase: Whatever the hell they want.
“The Genetic Hammer” Sabur catches the attack from the outside, and goes towards the ropes like he’s about to do something, but by the sheer power of motherly intent, Diana kips again. Hearing her boots stomp the canvas, Sabur turns just in time to be kicked in the gut, as Skylar picks up Sabur’s Lil Dick, hoisting him onto her shoulders. Diana, in a testament of strength slams Sabur to the mat with a Jackhammer, as Skylar hits with her daddy’s very own “Full Throttle”. Skylar strikes a crucifix pose, and the crowd begins a chant of “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!”
Chase: FULL THROTTLE! FULL THROTTLE! FULL THROTTLE!
Harvey: That can’t be legal.
Chase: Actually, in NY it’s illegal for him to have hit her back.
Diana Steel goes for the pin.
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Sabur kicks out with authority! “That Girl” Diana Steel gets to her feet, as “The Irish Hammer” Sabur does the same. Diana locks with Sabur, and goes for the Whip, but the behemoth of a man, just holds on to her, and hoists her on his shoulders. Sabur goes for The House of Pain, and Diana holds on, and corckscrews for an Ego Crusher. However, “The Genetic Hammer” having lost to this once before continues the rotation, and “That Girl” is back on his shoulders. Sabur goes for another House of Pain.
Harvey: Its over now.
Diana kicks her legs up mid maneuver, and tornados into a 720 DDT! The fans explode as Sabur’s head bounces off the mat, and he lands on his back. Diana kips for a third time, and goes to the ropes for the Nytemare Delux! The ref goes for the count.
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WINNER: DIANA STEEL
Harvey: That was absolutely amazing.
Chase: There were like four different moves in that last one there.
Harvey: I love this job the more, and more that I get to do it. I really do…
Chase: A great match to kick off Rasslemania 4.
Skylar hops the guardrail and goes into the ring. The little girl runs up to her mommy with a huge hug that only her daughter could give. She lifts her Daughter up and celebrates.
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Post by President Jeff on Mar 29, 2008 21:22:13 GMT -4
The tron flickers to life with a scene and the words: Two hours before RASSLEMANIA IV
We can see that the preparations for wrestling's biggest event of the year are in manic full swing as pyrotechnics are set, lights are pulled into place, the PA is tested, as are the backstage cameras, or one at least.
This camera takes in the busyness around it, panning the backstage area until it comes across a shape in the shadows. As the cameraman walks closer, the shape becomes clearer, a figure sitting on a stack of crates. As we approach this figure, we see that it is female and another step reveals it to be 'Spirit' Tara Jacobs, sitting on one of the crates and drumming her fingers against the edge of it. She has her eyes lightly closed as it becomes obvious that she is listening to the bustle, perhaps in light meditation. The camera is about to turn away before her cold blue eyes, those eyes that make her seem almost like a long lost Blackwell, snap open.
'Spirit' Tara Jacobs: Rasslemania Four, Madison Square Garden. I remember the last time I fought at Rasslemania, alongside Diana Steel with the WWC Tagteam titles on the line. It was billed as S.I.N. vs. RoK three, 'Spirit' Tara Jacobs and Diana Steel vs Andy McHeyman and David Xavier Christensen. I had been on the wrong side of the result once, as a member of S.I.N., the right side once with the RoK, Diana's Arabian Facebuster put my record to two and one.
Tara shrugs her shoulders.
'Spirit' Tara Jacobs: Last time I was in the Gardens, it was Saint Violentines Day Massacre. Five men, one woman, one Elimination Chamber Deathmatch, barbed wire, shatterproof glass chambers, which wasn't to stop me going right through two of them, and I put myself in number one. I dominated Matt Metal in the first five minutes, had a part in putting out McHeyman, outlasted Trevor Blackwell and Bryan A. Dyamond before Jeff put me away, only to fall to Matt Metal, care of Alternative. I have history both in this event and this arena, but this time, I do as I have been doing for the past two years, I watch.
Tara's eyes blaze as her glare takes in the lens.
'Spirit' Tara Jacobs: Two years, two long years of rehabilitation, of setbacks, of waiting to get into the ring and do what I do best. Survive, come out on top, by any means necessary. Two years of stoking the fire, of sitting and waiting on the sidelines. I have a short contract to make sure my leg can handle the strain, but once tonight is done, my waiting is over. Forget the tagnames I used to use, forget The Matriarch of UltraViolence, forget The Hardcore De-fuckin'-generate, forget Your Friendly Neighbourhood Psychopath, I don't need them. You will see me in that ring and you will see that when you're up against me, you are in for the fight of a lifetime.
Tara stands from the crates and walks towards the camera.
'Spirit' Tara Jacobs: Two years of waiting ends at Overdrive, and that fire that has been stoked, it will become an inferno, a cold fire that shall engulf my opponents in the Cold Hard Fact that they simply are not quite good enough. I will lie down for nobody, I will pull no punches, Overdrive, 'Spirit' Tara Jacobs returns to the ring, God have the mercy on the souls of those thrown into my path, for I shall have no mercy at all on their bodies.
With that, Tara stalks past the camera and the scene faces to black..
Chase: I don’t know about you Darren, but I can’t wait for Tara Jacobs in ring debut.
Harvey: I’ve heard a lot about her, she’s no ordinary women, that’s for sure.
Chase: Your right about that. Its now time for our next match.
Harvey: Another match that will determine who will go to Overdrive next Monday and fight for the Overdrive Title
Chase: A huge opportunity here for both competitors.
Just ‘'N-Time2's'' music hits, as he makes his way out onto the stage. He raises his left arm, as pyro shoots of behind him. The camera pan's out to the crowd, to the signature ‘'everyone needs a Job-ber'' posters, in which the fans excitingly hold up.
Tony: Making his way to the ring. He is, Justin Job.
Justin springs down to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope.
"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails echoes across the arena as the lights cut out, pink and purple strobe lights bathing the entrance ramp as "The Hardcore Princess" Kristina Blackwell appears to a loud ovation from the APW Faithful, striking the trademark Blackwell Family Crucifix Pose.
Tony: From Long Island New York, The Hardcore Princess, Kristina Blackwell.
She struts down the aisle, approaching a fan who reaches for her desperately, reaching out to him with genuine love and appreciation in her eyes before giving him the finger right in his face. She laughs and sprints towards the ring, scaling the steps and running across the ring apron to scale the top rope, looking out over the crowd and striking another Crucifix Pose. She flips back her hair and performs a Moonsault, landing on her feet, her long legs taking her impact gracefully. She saunters over to the ropes, putting one foot on the bottom rope and bending a knee onto the middle to strike one more Crucifix Pose for the crowd as her music fades out
Justin Job Vs Kristina Blackwell.
The bell rings as Justin and Kristina shake hands before locking up. Justin uses his strength and pushes Kristina to the ground. She does a backwards roll to the corner. As she gets to her feet, Justin runs at her but she gets out of the way and Justin hits the corner with his chest. Justin runs to get caught in an arm grab and Kristina locks on an arm bar.
Chase: Kristina is gonna have to rely on her quickness in this match.
Harvey: Only in APW you'll find women that can kick a man's ass.
Justin gets to his feet and throws Kristina into the ropes. Justin goes to pick Kristina up in a sidewalk slam, but Kristina counters with a Whirlybird Headscissors. The fans cheer in excitement as Justin stumbles to his feet, not sure where he is. Kristina charges at him and does the Manami Roll and the ref counts. 1 . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . Kick Out by Justin. Justin gets to his feet as well as Kristina. Kristina goes to kick Justin but he catches her foot. Justin smiles and then Kristina jumps and nails the Enzurguri on Justin. Justin goes down and rolls out of the ring as Kristina rallys up the fans.
Chase: Impressive moves here by Kristina.
Harvey: She's showing that she wants to win this.
The ref starts to count Justin out. Justin gets to his feet and Kristina moves towards the ropes. Justin gets on the ring apron and Kristina reaches over, but Justin grabs Kristinas head and drops it down over the top rope. Justin slides into the ring and starts stomping on Kristina and then picks her up and places her in the corner. Justin pulls his hand back and chops Kristina. Justin throws Kristina to the opposite corner. Kristina hits the corner and Justin runs at her and goes for a Monkey Flip. Justin flips Kristina, but Kristina lands on her feet. Justin gets up, pointing to his head and as he turns, Kristina drop kicks Justin and Justin crashes into the corner. Kristina goes to Justin and climbs up to the second turn buckle and starts punching Justin as the fans count the punches. 1...2...3..4...5...6...7..8...9.......10. Kristina jumps down and then snap mares Justin. Kristina backs to the corner and then runs and grabs Justin head and flips over him, taking a page out of the late Mr. Perfect's book.
Chase: Speed is key here for Kristina and its showing.
Kristina lifts Justin to his feet and knocks him down with a Jaw Breaker. Kristina then climbs up to the top rope, and as she gets to the top, Justin jumps to his feet and hits the ropes and Kristina falls on the top rope. Justin climbs up, hooks Kristina up and nails a Super Plex. Justin covers. 1 . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . Kick Out.
Harvey: Justin is now in control here.
Chase: Kristina took a chance and it back fired.
Justin picks Kristina up and body slams her then bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow drop and covers her. 1 . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . Kick Out. Justin pulls Kristina too her feet and throws her into the ropes and gets her with a Powerslam and covers her. 1 . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . Kick Out.
Chase: Kristina isn't giving up so easy.
Harvey: She isn't a Blackwell just for the fun of it Johnny.
Justin goes to pick Kristina up again, but this time she Low Blows Justin. Justin crouches over and then grabs Justin arms and gives him a Cross face Halo. Justin legs go up in the air and Kristrina grabs them. 1 . . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . Kick Out. Kristina gets to her feet and Justin is slow to get up.
Chase: A lot on the line in this one.
Kristina gives Justin a few forearm shots to the face and then throws Justin into the ropes but Justin reverses it. As Kristina comes back, Justin goes for a clothesline but Kristina swings behind Justin using his arm and then instantly hits the Spine Splitter. Justin rolls in pain and Kristina covers him 1 . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . Kick Out. Kristina calls for her finisher. She pulls Justin near the corner and she climbs to the top rope. Just gets up and tries to climb up but Kristina punches Justin a few times in the face. Justin stumbles back into the ring as Kristina gets to the top rope. Justin charges the corner and Kristina jumps off the ropes and over Justin, landing on her feet. Kristina turns around and Justin nails her in the head with the Pele Kick. Kristina is dased has she holds her head. Justin grabs her and hits the Unemployment. Justin hooks the leg. 1 . . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . 3.
Winner: Justin Job.
Chase: A close match up this was, but in the end, Justin Job pulled out another victory here tonight.
Harvey: As it looked like Kristina had this match won, Justin Job out smarted Kristina.
Justin celebrates and then Justin gets a mic.
Justin Job grabs a microphone before pointing down at the ramp. Gilbert comes out on stage with a Job Squad t-shirt, water bottle, and a Gilbert bobble head. The crowd cheers in anticipation, while Gilbert sprints into the ring. Justin Job looks at the falls Kristina Blackwell before smiling.
Justin: …Wow, what a match. You know Justin Job always appreciates a good match. So I had Gilbert here go out and pick up a few gifts for our little friend Kristina Blackwell here...
Justin points at Kristina Black well who slowly makes it to her feet. Gilbert hands her over a water bottle, as she holds it her hands looking at the Job Squad confused. Instead she whips the bottle in Justin Job’s face, as the fans boo.
Justin: …Wow, I really needed some fresh cold water against my face…THANKS!
The fans cheer, as Justin Job soaks it up, no pun attended. Gilbert hands Kristina a t-shirt and a bobble head, in which she tosses back towards the ground. Gilbert looks as if he’s going to cry—while Justin Job feels disrespected.
Justin: You don’t want our gifts? You’re too good for Gilbert’s bobble head? Screw you!
Justin Job grabs Kristina from behind, as Gilbert picks up the T-shirt. Gilbert puts the T-shirt over Kristina Blackwell. As much as she struggles, Gilbert got it around her. Kristina Blackwell slaps Gilbert across the face in return. Justin Job let’s go and throws up his hands like he had nothing to do with it. Kristina screams at Justin Job before turning around and receiving a SPEAR the nearly breaks her in half. Gilbert roars as the fans cheer!
Justin: We are the Job Squad! …And she’s still a Blackwell!
On the front of Kristina’s shirt it says ‘’The Job Squad rulez!’’. Kristina rolls around in pain to expose the back which says ‘’The Blackwell’s suck’’. Justin Job and Gilbert high five each-other before leaving the ring and up the ramp, while the fans give the Job Squad a standing ovation.
Rasslemania goes to a commercial for Next Monday’s Overdrive, Live from Australia.
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Post by President Jeff on Mar 29, 2008 21:45:26 GMT -4
Rasslemania come back with Kristina Blackwell walking through the curtains and Phil is there for an interview.
Phil: Kristina, can I get your thoughts on your match here tonight.
Kristina: I gave it my all tonight, and it wasn't good enough. This was the 3rd title opportunity I was apart of. I need to step away from the ring, get refocused. And when I come back, believe me, Everyone will know why I am...A Blackwell!
Kristina walks away as the cameras go to the commentators.
Chase: Well that was interesting.
Harvey: Indeed it was.
Chase: Time for our next match. What a show this has been so far.
Harvey: And the third RASSLEMANIA IV match for Overdrive Championship contention… “The White Lion” Micheal Lively versus Kalayla “Fyre Angel” Mitchell!
“The White Lion” Michael Lively Vs Kalayla “Fyre Angel” Mitchell
With that, Limp Bizkit "Eat You Alive" blares throughout the arena as a ring of flames ignite from the floor, when the hooded figure of The White Lion raises from the center of the flames. He lifts his head and flips his hood off revealing himself to the crowd to receive a bit of a mixed reaction.
Tony: Introducing first, from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, weighing 225 lbs, he is a member of “Revolution X”, “The White Lion” Michael Lively!
The man runs to the ring jumping onto the apron grabbing the top rope and flipping himself forward into the ring, as he feet plant on the canvass, bright white sparks shoot up from the ring posts. His mom waves from ringside, and the lion just shakes his head in embarrassment.
Chase: There she is. The hottest MILF in the business, Lively’s Mom! God I want to hit it!
Harvey: Have a little respect.
Chase: Well if Jeff isn’t… and Phil is… I figure she can fit me into her schedule somewhere.
The lights dim as Thoughtless plays as fireworks shoots up in a wall. The fireworks die down as kalayla stands on the stage giving the fans a sick smirk the spotlight reflecting off two ninja sais.
Tony: And the challenger, from Austin, Texas, weighing in at an undisclosed weight, she is a member of “Sex & Violence”, Kalayla “Fyre Angel” Mitchell.
She makes her way down the ramp stopping at the bottom of the ramp. Kalayla reaches up grabbing the middle rope pulling herself up and turning to face the stage kicking her long legs up over her head backflipping into the ring posing for the fans.
Chase: And speaking of hot babes, check out this red hot booty!
Harvey: You just love to google everything that you can, don’t you.
Chase: Including “That Girl” Diana Steel.
“The White Lion” Michael Lively, and Kalayla “Fyre Angel” Mitchell lock up in the middle of the ring. Kalayla applies an Arm Bar, but Michael Handsprings, still locked with the Angel of the business. Lively rolls forward, now applying the Arm Bar to Kalayla Mitchell but now, she’s the one that Handsprings, and locks around the Lion’s waist from behind. Fyre Angel goes for a German Suplex, but the Lion flips back, landing on his feet. Kalayla Mitchell made it about half an inch off the canvas before she was assaulted by the boots of Michael Lively. He continues the assault by bouncing off the ropes, and stops for just a second to mockingly strike a Kenny Lambardo “I am God” pose, before dropping his fist into the Angel’s forehead. The fans boo!
Chase: That was outrageous! Look at “The White Lion” mocking the sergeant.
Harvey: That was hilarious! Go Lively!
Lively gets back to his feet, and runs for a beautiful Springboard Moonsault, but Kalayla Mitchell gets her knees up in time. Michael falls to the mat, grabbing at his midsection as “Fyre Angel” makes it back to her feet, holding her head. She goes to “The White Lion” and applies a boot or six of vengeance. The angel helps the lion to his feet, and whips him into the corner HARD! He comes bouncing off the turnbuckle dazed, and right into Dropkick from Kalayla “Fyre Angel” Mitchell. The fans cheer as Michael goes back to the turnbuckle, and slumps down in his stupor. Kalayla runs to the opposite ropes, and slides out to the ring apron. She Springboards off the top rope, and Dropkicks Lively in the face with a modified Van Terminator! Michael Lively goes between the ropes to ringside, and the crowd erupts into a chant of “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!”
Harvey: Oh my god! That was a Van Terminator!
Chase: No that was a modified Van Terminator. Rob Van Dam’s Van Terminator is done with a steel chair!
Kalayla “Fyre Angel” Mitchell poses and the ref starts the count.
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Ms. Lively hops the guardrail
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Lively’s Mom climbs up to the ring apron.
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Micheal Lively gets to a knee right next to the ring apron.
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Ms. Lively gets the motions for the referee to come to her as she begins to unbutton her blouse. The count stops right then, and there as Fyre Angel Baseball Slides at her opponent. The referee gets a face full of Lively’s Mom, and Kalayla Mitchell goes straight into a steel chair that Lively seemingly pulled out of nowhere.
Harvey: Where the hell did that come from?
Chase: He was playing possum by the ring apron. We all know the things that you find under the ring? Like tables…
Harvey: And ladders…
Chase: And chairs…
Harvey: Oh my!
Kalayla “Fyre Angel” Mitchell falls outside the ring, grabbing at her leg, and “The White Lion” Michael Lively goes to town on her with the steel chair. Inside the ring however it’s the ref going to town on Ms. Lively as the fans cheer their approval. Michael catches this out of the corner of his eye, and slams the chair down, and goes to take care of this sight. Lively grabs his mom by the leg, and pulls her from the apron, but mommy dearest holds onto the ref for balance. The referee goes throat first into the top rope, and falls back choking in the ring. Michael Lively begins arguing with his mom at ringside when out of nowhere, BLAM! Ms. Lively goes down via a steel chair wielding “Fyre Angel”. Kalayla Mitchell tosses the chair to “The White Lion”, and it’s easily caught. The chair gets planted in the lion’s face by a Dropkick from the angel for a Van Daminator that clanged throughout the arena! The fans absolutely explode!
Harvey: A wicked Van Terminator by the “Fyre Angel”.
Chase: She just pulled out another one of RVD’s signature moves.
Harvey: I know. It’s like watching a Rob Van Dam highlight reel.
“Fyre Angel” grabs “The White Lion”, and rolls him back into the ring. She slides in afrer him, and begins applying the most complicated move in sports entertainment today, stomps to the face. The referee helps himself to his feet, still grabbing at his neck, as Kalyala helps Micheal to his only to put the lion down with a Sit-Out Neckbreaker. The angel hits the turnbuckle, and takes the second to pose for the crowd as Lively kips back to his feet with one hand. He runs to the ropes, and again with one hand hits a Feint Tiger Kick from the top rope on Kalayla Mitchell. The angel falls to he mat below as Michael Lively finds himself on the ring apron. He Springboards the third rope, and lands a gorgeous Shooting Star Press that really gets the crowd going. The ref goes for the count.
Harvey: And another beautiful display of athleticism from “The White Lion” Michael Lively!
Chase: You just like him ‘cause he beat Kenny!
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Kalayla “Fyre Angel” Mitchell kicks out! “The White Lion” begins to get really frustrated now, and starts to argue with the ref, swearing that it was the three count! The referee gets in the lion’s face, having just about enough, when Kalayla quickly rolls Michael into a School Boy. The referee again begins to count.
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Michael Lively kicks out! The two get back to their feet, and “Fyre Angel” charges, and gets Hip Tossed by the lion. She is quick back to her feet, but only gets another Hip Toss for her troubles. Again she comes to her feet, but “The White Lion” is right there with a Pele Kick that slaps the angels head into the mat. Michael Lively hits the top turnbuckle, and soars off for The Prelude. He connects, and hooks the leg for the pin.
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Winner: "The White Lion" Michael Lively
Harvey: And “The White Lion” Michael Lively picks up the win tonight.
Chase: Not only that, but he has just earned himself the right to move on to next Monday’s Overdrive, and compete to be APW’s first Overdrive Champion!
Lively spends no time to celebrate, but instead tends to his mother at ringside. The crowd cheers, and the screen fades to black as you see backstage a split screen of Kenny and Green in their dressing rooms warming up for the main event.
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Post by President Jeff on Mar 29, 2008 22:08:58 GMT -4
Harvey: I can’t wait for tonight’s main event.
Chase: These two will tare each other apart.
Harvey: This has been one hell of a night so far!
Chase: Damn right, we've seen six stars put it all on the line for the chance of calling themselves the Overdrive Champion and the best is yet to come.
Harvey: You've not said a truer word all night, kid. Next up is the Sadi...
At this, Darren is cut off by the whispered first words of Otep's 'Confrontation' before the PA is overwhelmed by a cacophony of noise. The main lights cut out and pink spotlights strobe the arena. Those with a wrestling knowledge going back more than three years break into a mixture of cheers and boos. The camera is aimed at the entrance ramp for a moment before we cut to one that was aimed at the crowd and, standing with her back to the camera striking the Crucifix is 'Spirit' Tara Jacobs.
Harvey: Well we heard that Tara Jacobs had signed a provisionally short term contract with APW, and that she played a part in Rasslemania 3, but she's making her way through the crowd now.
Indeed she is, ignoring those patting her on the shoulder or throwing abuse her way. She vaults the barrier and turns to face the crowd, striking the Crucifix once more and posing for a moment before heading towards the commentators' booth.
Chase: It looks like we have an unscheduled guest for colour comme...
STJ: Unscheduled my ass. It's in my contract that I get to take some role in Mania being as I was in the ring last time around, so I get to colour commentate one match. Which match is this again?
Harvey: The Sadistic Match between Hardcore Kid and Jason Royce, either one can only be pinned after the opponent has made them bleed.
STJ: And they call that sadistic? What kind of pussyassed stipulation is that?
SADISTIC MATCH The Hardcore Kid Vs "The Iceman" Jason Royce
Tony: The following contest is a Sadistic Match. Before a superstar is eligible to be pinned, their opponent must cause them to bleed.
'Iron Man' by Black Sabbath hits the PA and the fans break into a round of boos as Hardcore Kid can be seen from the entrance ramp. As we zoom in on him, we can see that he is wearing a full face hockey mask.
STJ: So, I'm guessing there's no rules in this match, right?
Harvey: Other than having to make the opponent bleed? No.
Chase: A hundred bucks says she gets involved.
Harvey: No bet.
STJ: Hey, I'm here to sit down and call the match like a good little Psychopath.
Tony: Introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 240lbs, Hardcore Kid!
The boos increase as Hardcore Kid heads towards the ring, flips off the jeers and climbs in, looking up the ramp as his music fades away to be replaced by Papa Roach's 'Scars'. This song gets a fairly mixed reaction.
Tony: And his opponent, from Chicago Illinois and weighing in at 222lbs, 'The Iceman' Jason Royce!
Jason appears from behind the curtain as pyrotechnics go crazy and lights flash throughout the arena.
Harvey: You once shared a fed with Iceman, didn't you?
STJ: Stable, not by choice.
Chase: I still say she gets involved.
STJ: Two hundred says I don't.
Chase: You're on.
A fool and his money...anyway, Jason Royce flexes for the crowd getting his teenage girl quota of cheers for the night and heads towards the ring, his eyes locked upon his opponent. Iceman tries to slide in under the bottom rope, Hardcore Kid tries to stomp him but Royce gets out of the ring just in time, tapping a finger to his temple.
Harvey: Smart move by Royce, a boot to the right place could have had him bleeding early.
STJ: Meh, Royce is like the shit on your shoe, he just won't go away.
Chase: Was that a compliment or an insult?
STJ: The bit about him going away? Wishful thinking.
Royce fakes for another attempt at sliding into the ring and as Hardcore Kid tries to boot him again, Royce grabs his ankle and drags him from the ring. Having gained the upper hand, Royce takes a handful of hair, drags Hardcore Kid towards the ringpost and tries to spill the claret early by ramming the back of his head into steel. Hardcore Kid sees what is coming, however, and blocks the attack, elbowing Royce in the side of his head to break free. Hardcore Kid grabs Royce's arm and fake Irish Whips him, dragging him back into a thunderous clothesline! Hardcore Kid drags Royce to his feet and drags him over to the announcer table. The camera pans the table to see that Tara has her feet up and is wearing boots with pretty nasty looking steel toecaps. Grabbing Royce's head, Hardcore Kid draws it back and slams it into Tara's boot!
Chase: You got involved!
STJ: Nope, my feet have been there the whole time.
With Royce reeling from the impact, Hardcore Kid whips him heavily into the ringpost! No blood yet, however. Hardcore Kid rolls Royce into the ring and looks under it as Royce, a little groggy, begins to stand. Hardcore Kid comes out from under the ring with a steel chair, Royce sees this and runs towards him, baseball sliding under the ropes and smacking the chair into Hardcore Kid's face! No crimson yet however and neither of the men can be pinned. Royce rolls Hardcore Kid into the ring, slides in, hits the far ropes as Hardcore Kid stands and nails him with a running dropkick. He heads towards the turnbuckle and waits for Hardcore Kid to stand before nailing with another dropkick from the top. With Hardcore Kid down, Royce works on removing the top turnbuckle to expose the steel eventually ripping the padding away.
Harvey: There's steel everywhere! The ringposts, chairs, now exposed steel in the ring, and that's before we count Tara's boots!
STJ: Look, a woman can have her feet up if she wants to, can it already.
Royce drags Hardcore Kid to his feet and gets a knee to the ribs for his trouble. Hardcore Kid throws him back first into the corner, delivers two sharp right hooks and tries to whip Royce to the opposite corner, Royce reverses, keeps hold of Hardcore Kid's arm and, forgetting about the face mask, tries to whip him headfirst into the exposed steel. CRACK! The mask hits the steel but Hardcore Kid is unphased, protected as he was. Royce comes charging in only to meet a mulekick between the legs!
Chase: He won't be seeing any action after the match tonight!
STJ: That lowblow makes a difference how?
Harvey: Regardless, that mask saved Hardcore Kid there, he would have been bleeding like a watermelon. It does seem unfair though!
STJ: Everything's legal and you'd be a fool not to take any advantage you can in that situation. Take the first Inferno match in the WWE, Kane used to wear a suit with only one sleeve, suddenly for that match, it had two.
With Royce already in considerable pain, Hardcore Kid doesn't miss an opportunity to add to it and wraps Royce into the setup for a Russian Legsweep, slamming Royce against the canvas, he twists his body as he lands and pushes an elbow against Royce's throat which in this situation is exactly as legal as the last lowblow, namely, as legal as a headlock. After a good minute of choking the life out of Royce, Hardcore Kid heads for the outside and grabs that chair, sliding it back in. Sliding in after it, Hardcore Kid sees Royce staggering to his feet and hooks him up for a blistering snap suplex. Dragging Royce to his feet, Hardcore Kid locks in a front headlock, moving the chair into position with his foot. However, that adjustment took one moment too many as Royce swings a fist into his ribs, then a second! In a desperation move, Royce wraps his arms around Hardcore Kid's torso and hits a picture perfect Northern Lights Suplex, forgetting the rules for a moment, he holds it for the pin but the ref refuses to count.
STJ: Trust Royce, he gets an advantage and loses time forgetting the rules of the match.
Eventually twigging that Hardcore Kid isn't bleeding yet and seeing the reason why, he tries to work away at the mask that protects Hardcore Kid's face, but receives a fist to the jaw for his trouble! He punches Royce away from him as he makes it to his feet, whips him into the ropes and hits him with a thunderous spear! Hardcore Kid rolls from the ring again and roots about under it, coming out with a barbed wire 2x4! Who leaves all this crazy shit under the rings? Hardcore Kid makes it back into the ring as Royce begins to stand and swings for the fences...
STJ: Home-mother<BEEP>'-run, bitch!
Chase: You do know we're on live, right?
STJ: It's past watershed.
Royce falls to the mat, holding his face and Hardcore Kid is quick to follow up, grinding the cruel hooks into Royce's flesh! The ref looks closely and sees red before giving the nod to Tony.
Tony: Jason Royce is now eligible to be pinned!
Hardcore Kid takes that into consideration, picking Royce up and delivering a high impact Backbreaker! He pins,
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Royce lifts a shoulder and saves himself the match. Hardcore Kid picks him up and sets up for a second Russian Legsweep, ramming the back of Royce's head into the barbed wire as he brings him smashing into the mat. He picks Royce up once again and sets him up for a powerbomb, but Royce slumps to the mat, Hardcore Kid picks him up again but again he is working against dead weight. He tries to pick him up for a third time and gets a thunderous lowblow for his troubles!
Royce struggles to his feet, wiping blood out of his eyes, and grabs the back of Hardcore Kid's head, taking him towards the exposed steel and ramming his head over and over again into the ringpost! Even with that mask, it must be dazing him, and speaking of the mask, Royce works away at the straps on the back of it, tearing it free!
Harvey: And now it's an even ballgame!
Hardcore Kid turns around, dazed, and the mask comes streaking in, hitting him on the temple! Royce lifts his legs and ties him up in the tree of woe, wipes bloodmatted hair from his eyes, and picks up the chair that has been left discarded in the ring. He walks over to the other corner, feeding from the cheers and boos both from the crowd, and roars in towards Hardcore Kid, throwing the chair at his face and hitting it with a running dropkick! The ref gets between them to check on Hardcore Kid and again gestures towards Tony.
Tony: Both men are bleeding, Hardcore Kid is now eligible to be pinned!
Royce drags a groggy Hardcore Kid into the centre of the ring and climbs the ropes, coming down with a...
Chase: 450 Splash, beautiful!
STJ: Meh, I've hit it better.
Royce covers and the ref slides in for the count, 1 . . . . . . . . . 2. . . . . . . . . . . and there's the shoulder up! Royce heads to the ropes again, waits for Hardcore Kid to stand and nails him with a clothesline from the top rope. Leaving Hardcore Kid on the mat, The Iceman leaves the ring, digs around under it and out comes a trashcan which gets thrown in the ring, hitting Hardcore Kid where he lies, a zimmerframe, God knows how it got under there, a cheese grater, and an iron pipe. Royce rolls in with the pipe in hand but gets taken out with the hockey mask!
Harvey: Jason Royce had the match under control but he had to go looking for more hardware.
Royce staggers to his feet and gets taken down by another headshot with the mask, his face is a mask of crimson blood and his hair is matted to his skull. Hardcore Kid drags Royce to his feet, picks up the zimmer, and cracks him in the head with it! He grabs the chair, opens it, closes it over Royce's neck and sets him up for another snap suplex, executing it with vicious impact!
Harvey: God! That is a human man! His neck must be broken, it must be.
Hardcore Kid drops into a cover, one . . . . . . . . . . . .two . . . . . . . . . . . . th . . . . . . .Royce raises the shoulder! Hardcore Kid drags Royce into a sitting position and picks up the barbed wire 2x4, grating it across Royce's throat!
Harvey: The ref has to think about stopping this now, surely!
Hardcore Kid drags Royce to his feet, hits him with an elbow strike and tries to set up for the Straight to Hell! Royce elbows him in the head purely out of instinct, and a second time, he breaks free and spins, high impact clothesline! Royce drops to his knees as he takes Hardcore Kid down, blood pouring from several wounds, and his hand falls upon the cheese grater. Royce takes a handful of hair and drags Hardcore Kid up, sets the cheese grater and deliberately slices down. He slices again, and then goes into a flurry, grating the flesh of Hardcore Kid's head!Royce drapes Hardcore Kid in the corner and covers his head with the trashcan, he then takes hold of the pipe, rotates his wrist as he measures Hardcore Kid up and scores a direct hit somewhere around Hardcore Kid's head! Hardcore Kid falls with the trashcan still over his head and shoulders. Royce covers Hardcore Kid and the ref slips on the blood before dropping for the count, one . . . . . . . . . . two. . . . . . . . . . . . .thre NO! The ref's slip made all the difference! Royce turns on the ref slapping his hands together three times as he questions the count but the ref says two and so the match must continue. Royce pulls the trashcan from Hardcore Kid's head and sets up for a suplex, hoisting him into the air for a...
STJ: BRAAAAAAIIIIINNBUSSSSSTAAAAAHHHHH!
Not letting Hardcore Kid rest, Royce drags him to his feet and hoists him onto his shoulders, he sags for a moment under the weight with his bloodloss, stands once more and throws him off looking for the Go to Sleep, but Hardcore Kid pushes himself away with his hands, knees Royce in the gut and sets up for the Straight to Hell. He hoists Royce into the air but gets an elbow for his trouble, Royce looks for the Ice Bomb but Hardcore Kid rolls out of it and into a pin, 1. . . . . . . . . . .
2 . . . . . . . . . . . . Royce rolls through, 1 . . . . . . . . . . 2.
. . . . . . . . Hardcore Kid rolls free, grabs Royce's legs and looks for the Sharpshooter but he only just manages to turn Royce when he's kicked away.
Both men are lying on the ground, their heads in rapidly growing puddles of blood, breathing heavily with the strain that the match has placed upon them.
Harvey: These two warriors have thrown everything they have at each other, everything that they could find around the ring.
Chase: Tara's boots.
Harvey: We must be approaching the end game now!
STJ: You say that like it isn't obvious.
Both men drag themselves to their feet, using the ropes to aid them. Disorientated, Royce turns his back to Hardcore Kid as he tries to shake the cobwebs free, Hardcore Kid sees this and charges in, Royce turns...
Harvey: Oh my God! Royce saw that spear coming and lifted Hardcore Kid up to drop him headfirst on that exposed turnbuckle!
His legs wobbly beneath him, Hardcore Kid is helpless as Royce picks him up and scoops him onto his shoulders, GTS! The cover has to be a formality, Royce drops into it and the ref slides in 1 . . . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . 3
Winner: “The Iceman” Jason Royce.
Royce, surprised that he won begins to celebrate.
Chase: Its about Damn time he won.
Harvey: Could this be the beginning of a Jason Royce Era.
STJ: Darren Harvey just made a funny.
Jason continues to celebrate as the cameras cut backstage.
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Post by President Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 8:47:44 GMT -4
You see Michael Lively and his mom walking backstage.
Mrs. Lively: Am I really going to meet Hurricane Jeff here tonight?
Whitelion: We’re gonna try.
The round a corner and there he is, President Jeff. They walk up to him and Jeff see’s them.
Jeff: Hey Michael. Good job out there tonight.
Michael: Thanks.
Jeff: While you’re here and we are live. I may as well let you know and the rest of the world know that at Overdrive we will be crowning the first ever Overdrive Champion.
Michael: Yah, I already know that.
Jeff: But what you don’t know is that it will be Justin Job Verses Diana Steel Verses Jason Royce Verses Michael Lively in a HARDCORE CAGE MATCH!
Michaels eyes open up?
Jeff: Good luck.
Mrs. Lively: Is a good thing?
Jeff: And who might you be?
Michael: This is my mom.
Jeff: Nice to meet you.
Mrs. Lively: Can I get an autograph.
Jeff: Sure.
As Jeff pulls out a marker from his pocket, Mrs. Lively pulls up her shirt.
Michael: MOM!
Michael tries to pull down her shirt.
Jeff: Its ok Mike. It won’t be the first time this has happened.
Jeff place his right hand on one boob and then writes his autograph across her cleavge. HJ puts the cap back on the marker and puts it in his pocket.
Jeff: I gotta go. Enjoy the rest of the night.
Jeff walks away.
Mrs. Lively: I’m never washing theses boobs again.
The camera cuts back to the ring.
Chase: That was unusual.
Harvey: But what a match President Jeff made for Overdrive Next Monday. A 4 way hardcore cage match.
Chase: President Jeff sure knows how to deliver the goods.
#1 CONTEDNER FOR THE XTREME TITLE Razor Ryan Vs Tony Blackwell
The camera comes in on a wide shot of a packed out capacity crowd filling out Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York. The atmosphere is just a buzzing of white noise for the biggest show of the year: Rasslemania 4. The APW Faithful are suddenly silenced as the words "REVOLUTION X" flash across the big screen and "Shout At The Devil" by Motley Crue blasts over the loudspeakers. The preliminary bell rings as Razor Ryan appears on the stage, striking a pose for the APW Faithful that give him a rather mixed reaction. Action Packed Wrestling Ring Announcer Tony Ferrari takes us down to ringside.
Tony Ferrari: Ladies and Gentlemen... This match is scheduled for one fall and is for the #1 Contendership to the APW Xtreme Heavyweight Championship... Currently on his way to the ring... weighing 206 lbs... from Toronto, Canada... He is the Leader of Revolution X... Razor Ryan!!!
A few more cheers then boos meet the fearless leader of Revolution X as he scales ring steps and hops over the top rope. Razor Ryan paces back a forth for a bit, focused on the task at hand... taking down a Powerbomb Prince...
Darren Harvey: This is going to be one hell of a match. Tonight, the Leader of Revolution X has a ridiculously tall order to fill.
Johnny Chase: That's right... tonight he's going to have to work his ass off to get an important win for Revolution X. That stable is missing gold and it would look really good if the Leader were the man to bring it home.
The commentators are suddenly interrupted as the arena goes dark and smoke billows in from the rafters, the soft sounds of the intro to Slipknot’s “Wait and Bleed” filling the souls of all in attendance. The lights flash on and the song goes into a Hardcore beat that brings the fans to their feet, cheering to welcome none other than “The Xtremist” Tony Blackwell. Tony appears under the Titantron striking the Blackwell Trademark Crucifix Pose. In his right hand is a bottle of Jager. In his left: a lit zippo. The Xtremist takes a shot from the bottle and brings the lit zippo to his lips unleashing a dragon’s flame above the roaring crowd.
Tony Ferrari: And his opponent... weighing in at 255 lbs... from Long Island, New York...
Tony Ferrari has to stop his announcement as the New York crowd of APW Faithful drowns him out with an exploding pop for their hometown hero.
Tony Ferrari: He is a member of Sex and Violence... The Powerbomb Prince... "The Xtremist" Tony Blackwell!!!
Tony Blackwell makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans and even sharing the end of his bottle with one lucky guy before throwing it at the cameraman. The Drinking Duke slides in the ring and goes half way up the turnbuckle before striking another crucifix pose. He pulls two more bottles from his jacket and goes at them a la Steve Austin before chucking what’s left into the crowd. He continues to the other three turnbuckles before finally making his way to the middle of the ring and handing off the Blackwell Armor: A leather “Sons of Carthage” jacket.
Harvey: Just listen to that New York City crowd go insane for their hometown hero, Tony Blackwell. He is still undefeated here in Action Packed Wrestling and tonight he has a chance to become the #1 Contender for the APW Xtreme Heavyweight Championship and go on to face his older brother, "The Career Killer" Trevor Blackwell. Unless Vinnie beats him here later tonight
Chase: But you better not count out Razor Ryan. He's been proving week after week that he's the leader of Revolution X for a reason with some really impressive wins over another Sex and Violence member: Kalayla "Fyre Angel" Mitchell. And he had a hard fought loss to Tony's older brother, the current APW Xtreme Heavyweight Champion, Trevor Blackwell in a brutal Street Fight a few months back. I think Razor Ryan would make one hell of an Xtreme Champion.
Tony and Ryan circle each other as the bell rings, the crowd deafening as they chant The Xtremist's name in support of their fellow New Yorker. Tony Blackwell stops and points at the Leader of Revolution X before charging him for a huge Clothesline but Razor ducks and The Powerbomb Prince spins on his heel, wrapping an arm around Razor Ryan and bringing him crashing to the mat with a brutal STO. Tony springs back up to his feet and strikes a Crucifix Pose as his hometown crowd just explodes.
Harvey: "The Xtremist" Tony Blackwell is supposedly sober tonight and seems focused as hell with that sickening STO!
Chase: We'll see how "focused" Tony Blackwell is tonight. He seemed rather enraged by Razor Ryan's advances towards his sister, "The Hardcore Princess" Kristina Blackwell...
Razor Ryan rolls out of the ring under the bottom rope to regroup as "The Xtremist" Tony Blackwell climbs the top rope to strike another Crucifix Pose for the crowd, soaking in their love for him. Razor Ryan seems to have found a gameplan and slides back into the ring brandishing a Steel Chair. He rushes up on the Drinking Duke and just blasts him in the back with the weapon. He climbs up onto the third rope behind his opponent and wraps his arms around his waist, bring him off the top rope with a Back Superplex, dropping Tony Blackwell on his head on the Steel Chair. Razor Ryan makes the early pin. 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Powerbomb Prince kicks out with authority as the APW Faithful go insane with a "Holy Shit!" chant.
Harvey: The referee seems to be rather lax with the rules tonight. Razor Ryan could've been disqualified right there.
Chase: Well, this IS for the #1 Contendership to the Xtreme Champion ship. I'm pretty sure anything goes in this match short of outside interferance.
Razor Ryan picks up the Steel Chair again and The Xtremist is back to his feet. He swings wildly with the weapon but Tony Blackwell ducks and kicks the Revolution X Leader in the stomach before ripping the chair out of his hand and bringing it down on the top of his head with an echoing "CRACK" that drops Razor Ryan to his knees. Blackwell tosses the Steel Chair back to his opponent who catches it as Tony runs the ropes coming back with a Big Boot that sends the chair slamming into Ryan's face, shattering his nose in a spray of blood and bone fragments. The APW Faithful break into the second "Holy Shit!" chant of the night as Tony Blackwell goes for the pin. 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . .
NO! Razor Ryan somehow kicks out and rolls away from the sadistic pyromaniac, holding his horribly bleeding nose as he gets up to his knees by the ropes.
Harvey: Both men are going for quick pins in this match. They seem to want to end this as quickly as possible.
Chase: Well, there's a lot at stake here, Darren. The longer this match goes on the more room there is for error. And Razor Ryan already seems to be injured.
Old WWF Commentator Gorilla Monsoon used to have a saying about going to the well one too many times. He must've seen the future and had "The Xtremist" Tony Blackwell in mind as The Powerbomb Prince runs the ropes and rushes the kneeling, bleeding Razor Ryan for another Big Boot but the Revolution X Leader shows more intelligence then anyone ever gives him credit for and drops to the mat at the last second, taking the middle rope with him. Tony Blackwell goes stumbling, falling awkwardly out of the ring and landing face first on the Steel Guardrail at ringside, busting himself open between the eyes in the process. Pressing his advantage, Razor Ryan grabs the Steel Chair and runs up the turnbuckle, pausing for a moment to get his balance before soaring off and almost breaking the Drinking Duke in half with a vicious Chairshot that sandwiches his skull between the chair and the railing. Tony Blackwell falls to the concrete in a heap as the packed out Madison Square Garden crowd breaks into yet another "Holy Shit!" chant.
Harvey: OH MY GOD!!! Razor Ryan could've crushed Tony Blackwell's skull right there! I don't know how the hell he's still even breathing!
Chase: He's a Blackwell for Christ's sake, Darren. You should be used to this sort of thing.
Riding the adrenaline rush that the roar of the crowd gives you, Razor Ryan lifts the Steel Chair above his head for another shot but The Xtremist Headbutts him in the nuts out of desperation. Shaking off the double vision that usually only severe drinking brings, Tony Blackwell quickly wedges the Steel Chair under Razor Ryan's throat and brings the whole trainwreck crashing down to the concrete floor with a wicked Jawbreaker on the Steel Chair that may have just done to the Revolution X Leader what the name of the move implies. "The Xtremist" Tony Blackwell stands above his fallen opponent, his forehead bleeding into a Crimson Mask as he flips the chair upside down and slams the edge of it into Razor Ryan's ribs... 1... 2... 3... 4 times before tossing the dented steel aside with a loud crash. Ryan rolls on the concrete floor, staining it with the blood gushing from his broken nose as he cradles his most likely bruised and broken ribs. Tony Blackwell roars above him in rage.
Tony Blackwell: YOU STILL WANT TO **** MY SISTER???
The Xtremis lays the boots to his fallen opponent in a fit of protective rage.
Tony Blackwell: TELL HER YOU LOVE HER NOW!!!
The Powerbomb Prince suddenly lives up to his name, bending Razor Ryan over between his legs and hoisting him up onto his shoulders, building up a head of steam and releasing him like a projectile with a Running Powerbomb into the Steel Ringpost. Razor Ryan collapses to the concrete in a awkwardly crumpled heap as the crowd explodes.
Harvey: HOLY CRAP!!! I think Tony Blackwell has finally gone too far! The referee needs to stop this!
Almost as if he'd heard him, the referee hops out of the ring and pushes Tony Blackwell back. Security take to the ring pushing Tony Blackwell away as Paramedics rush the ring at full speed with a Stretcher in tow. Razor Ryan isn't moving and the volume of the APW Faithful has been reduced into a low buzzing noise as Paramedics start to put a neck brace on Razor Ryan.
Chase: I'm completely at a loss for words... "The Xtremist" Tony Blackwell may have just ended Razor Ryan's career right here...
Suddenly the crowd explodes as Razor Ryan jumps to his feet and breaks through the crowd of Paramedics and Security rushing Tony Blackwell, taking to the air and bringing The Drinking Duke crashing to the concrete with a Lou Thesz Press, peppering him with stiff rights and lefts that a boxer would be jealous of. Razor Ryan jumps to his feet and grabs "The Xtremist" Tony Blackwell by the back of his bleeding skull, tossing him face first into the Steel Guardrail in a fit of rage as the crowd starts to chant for both men.
Harvery: Razor Ryan is one resiliant S.O.B.! Are you sure his last name isn't Blackwell!?
Remorselessly, Razor Ryan hammers Tony Blackwell with stomps to the head and neck before grabbing him again, hurling The Xtremist shoulder first into the Steel Ringsteps with a loud "CRASH!". He rolls the younger Blackwell brother into the ring and stalks over to the Time Keeper, grabbing him by the lapels of his jacket and throwing him out of his chair before closing it and sliding into the ring after the Drinking Duke. Razor Ryan slides in after his opponent and runs the ropes bringing a Jumping Kneedrop down across the back of Tony Blackwell's head. Razor Ryan pulls The Xtremist to his feet and bends him over backwards in a Reverse DDT position, grabbing him by the tights and lifting the Powerbomb Prince into the air and bringing him crashing down on the Steel Chair with the Slash of The Razor. Ryan goes for the pin. 1. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 . . . . . . . . . . . . .Tony Blackwell kicks out at the last second out of insitinct and the crowd just explodes in a deafening roar.
Chase: How the hell did he kick out of that??? The Blackwells are INHUMAN!!!
Razor Ryan rises to his knees, almost pulling out his hair as he lets out a scream of frustration. What will it take to put Tony Blackwell away??? Trying to think of something, Razor Ryan runs the ropes but The Xtremist hops up to his feet, bleeding profusely from his face and catches Razor Ryan in mid-sprint, spinning and almost breaking him in half with a Powerslam on the Steel Chair. Tony Blackwell hooks the leg for the pin. 1 . . . . . . . . . . .2.
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NO! Razor Ryan kicks out and the crowd goes insane. The Drinking Duke rips the Steel Chair out from underneath Razor Ryan and brings it crashing down on the back of his skull a couple of times before scaling the top rope and facing the crowd, striking a Crucifix Pose and preparing for a Moonsault.
Harvey: "The Xtremist" Tony Blackwell is out of his chairshot addled mind! He thinks he's a 6'7", 255 lb Cruiserweight!!!
But Razor Ryan just isn't having it. He jumps to his feet and sprints after Tony Blackwell, launching himself at his opponent and finding his mark with a Dropkick to Tony's black that crotches him on the top rope. The Revolution X Leader turns his back to The Powerbomb Prince and steps up onto the second rope, hooking his arms in that Crucifix Pose the Blackwells love so much and setting him up for the Razor's Edge but "The Xtremist" Tony Blackwell squirms out as the crowd rises to a crescendo. He spins on his heel and catches his balance on the top rope, showing tremendous agility for a man his size before kicking Razor Ryan in the back of the head, sending him stumbling down to his feet on the mat. Just to prove a point, Tony Blackwell strikes another Crucifix Pose before leaning down and using his ungodly strength, flipping him up onto his shoulders and centering the Revolution X Leader upside down in his arms.
Chase: Holy Shit! Tony Blackwell isn't going to do what I think he's going to do! This could break Razor Ryan's neck!
But "The Xtremist" Tony Blackwell just doesn't seem to give a fuck. Maybe that's why he's gotten this far in his career. The Powerbomb Prince leaps off the top rope, bringing Razor Ryan crashing down with a spine compressing Pyrodriver on the Steel Chair as the crowd starts to chant again. The pin is merely a formality. 1 . . . . .. . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . 3
Winner and #1 Contender for the APW Xtreme Heavyweight Championship: "The Xtremist" Tony Blackwell
The crowd explodes as the referee's hand strikes the mat a third and final time, "Wait and Bleed" by Slipknot echoing across the arena. "The Xtremist" Tony Blackwell scales the top rope, striking a Crucifix Pose for his adoring hometown crowd when his older brother, "The Career Killer" Trevor Blackwell comes sprinting down the aisle, Singapore Cane in hand. Tony jumps down to stare down his brother as the APW Xtreme Heavyweight Champion and the #1 Contender to his title stand nose to nose. Brother VS. Brother. Trevor Blackwell rears back with his Singapore Cane and drops it before embracing his little brother in a hug and then turning to raise his arm in victory. Chase: If Trevor wins tonight, then we're looking at our next Xtreme Title match
Harvey: But lets not count out Vinnie Hardcore. He's tough as nails.
The camera fades out on The Blackwell Brothers striking identical Crucifix Poses as Rasslemania goes to a commercial for Overdrive in Australia hyping the Hardcore Cage match for the Overdrive title..
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Post by President Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 9:48:34 GMT -4
As APW returns a booming sound blasts through the speakers. We see the Sex and Violence crew waiting ringside looking around for Kenny who was the only one absent. The sound of Emry speaking comes into the arena and the S&V crew all look genuinely clueless.
Emry: "Ladies and gentlemen, we now have a message from everyone’s favorite, brought to you by Monster Energy drinks. I give you Sergeant Kenny Lambardo, unleash the beast!”
The crowd fell silent as the “Ego Crusher” himself entered the arena and headed to the center of the ring. He was decked out in his best three-piece suit. The fans cheered and stood as he picked up the microphone.
Kenny: “You fans don’t know how lucky you are. An unstoppable force is coming to APW and it’s going to tear this place up and down! Do you wanna know what it is kids?”
A swarm of cheers emerged as the Sex and Violence crew stood off to the side, confused and curious.
Kenny:“Well I’ll show you! I humbly request that “That Girl” Diana Steel join me in the ring.”
The camera shows Diana Steel squinting her eyes confused and followed on her as she climbed up into the ring. When she reached Kenny he grabbed her hand and held it up.
Kenny: “You are looking at the deadliest pair of tits in wrestling, the most sadistically beautiful pair of eyes in the state, the only mother I’ve ever met that could actually kill a group of men if they tried to harm her daughter, and by far the best ass in the business and it won’t be long before she’s draped in gold belts and basically running this place. As for me, well I practically run this place already. You all know it and you love it! So what could be bigger and better than us reunited as a fantastic fighting team?”
Chase: That girl is hot though, I mean you know what I would do to her if I just had some Fluff and a carton of eggs?
Harvey: No! And I’d like to keep it that way please. Now quiet, I wanna see what the heck he’s up to.
People yelled and screamed ‘what?’ and Kenny put a hand up to quiet them. Then he turned and faced Diana who was still looking at him without a clue. Kenny took a deep breath and showed a little insecurity for the first time in…well certainly in his career. Then he lowered himself onto one knee and half the women in the audience screamed while the other half passed out. A moment later the silence was eerie, but you could still hear three distinct heartbeats pounding: Kenny’s, Diana’s and Kristina’s. Kenny reached into his pocket and pulled out an extra large can of the Green Monster, sitting on top of it was a ring.
Harvey: This is definitely not good.
Chase: Oh no way.
Harvey: Why do you have a problem with it? Jealous?
Chase: Yeah, she’s a lucky girl.
Harvey: Lucky? She might marry Kenny Lambardo. The poor girl’s gonna get her heart broken!
Chase: The poor girl? Have you seen her fight?
Harvey: Hm…point.
This ring was like no other you’ve ever seen. The stone was Onyx, black as night and Diana’s birthstone. It was cut into the shape of a budding flower so perfectly. The band it rested on was gold and shaped like a vine with thorns draped around it. A close-up showed just how intricate the design was. Diana was never the type for diamonds, you could tell. But this ring yelled her name so loudly it could only have been designed by Kenny.
Kenny:“Diana, be my real life Monster Girl.”
Diana put one hand over her mouth as Kenny grabbed her other hand.
Kenny: “I’ve loved you since we were just a couple of kids and I know that you still love me. The kind of love we have is like none that has ever existed before us and may never exist again and it would be a damn waste if we didn’t take advantage of it. I can have anything I want and anyone I want, but it all means nothing if I can’t have you. Please Diana, don’t just make me the happiest man alive, make me one-half of the most dangerous couple in the world. Marry me.”
Chase: Wow…that was really gay.
Harvey: Oh my God…that was actually beautiful.
There were a few quiet moments as Kenny started sweating, holding up the can of Monster hopefully.
Diana: “Hell ****king Yes I will!!!!”
With Diana’s answer the arena filled up with screams and cheers that were deafening. Kenny quickly slipped the ring on her finger and then lifted her up into his arms to kiss her, and damnit it was the best looking kiss television has ever seen. With that, he swung her around and lifted her up onto his shoulders, handing her the Monster, which she promptly began to drink.
Harvey: Classy.
Chase: You’re ruining the moment!
Kenny:“Jeff, wherever you are! I just made this the most epic Rasslemania you’ve ever had! You’re welcome!”
Diana reached down and grabbed the mic from him.
Diana: “And just so everybody knows, after my future husband becomes the APW World Heavyweight Championship, we’re going to celebrate in a way that is illegal in 37 states.”
Kenny motioned to her to give him back the mic.
Kenny: “Actually it’s 38 now, Tennessee buckled.”
She smiled and shrugged as Kenny started walking both of them down out of the ring and out of the arena grinning.
Harvey: What the…
Chase: I really want to know what they’re gonna do!
Harvey: You’re a pervert.
Chase: You’re a woman.
Harvey: ::sigh:: There goes the fed.
Chase: Worth it!
Rasslemania cuts to a hype video for the Xtreme Title match coming up next.
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Post by President Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 10:00:50 GMT -4
XTREME TITLE: BED OF WEAPONS MATCH "The Career Killer" Trevor Blackwell (C) Vs Vinnie Hardcore
APW Rasslemania 4 returns to a sold out Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York and a completely transformed ring. It resembles more of a war zone then any kind of arena for a sporting event. Inside and around the ring itself are the creations of Sex and Violence. A torture chamber of what President Jeff wanted. Beds of Weapons. Laying in the center of the ring is a wooden board wrapped in steel strands of Barbed Wire. Leaning against one turnbuckle post is another wooden board decorated with glittering steel Thumbtacks. Against another turnbuckle is a wooden board covered in Broken Glass. Against another is a wooden board lined with Flourescent Light Tubes. Against yet another is a wooden board wrapped in C4 Explosives. Outside the ring by the announcers table is another board strapped to a set up wooden folding table. This is quite possibly the most dangerous of all. Its wrapped in Razor Wire and soaked in Kerosene. Sitting in front of APW Commentators, Darren Harven and Johnny Chase is a large Barbecue Lighter. This is what President Jeff came up with to top Carnage's Hardcore In Hell. All for a title. Just then, Twisted Sister's classic rock anthem "We're Not Gonna Take It" assaults the sound system in the venue as the lights begin to strobe and the crowd breaks into a chorus of boos. A burst of red pyro explodes on the stage and once they've died down, striding through the smoke is a man standing nearly seven feet tall, decked out in tabi boots, black leather pants and a red t-shirt, his hands heavily taped up and scars visible upon his arms and face. Action Packed Wrestling's Ring Announcer, Tony Ferrari brings us to the war zone.
Tony Ferrari: Ladies and Gentlemen... This match is scheduled for one fall and is a Bed of Weapons Match for the APW Xtreme Heavyweight Championship!!! On his way to the ring... the Challenger... weighing in at 319 lbs... from Las Vegas, Nevada... Vinnie HaRdCoRe!!!
Reaching ringside, he extends a hand to the top rope and pulls himself up onto the apron before stepping over the top rope into the squared-circle. Pulling off his red shirt - which is casually tossed into the crowd behind him - many more scars are visible across his chest and back the New York City APW Faithful booing him mercilessly. He walks around the ring, surveying the beds of weapons around him, testing the sharpness of the Barbed Wire with a single finger and coming away with his blood.
Darren Harvey: This is going to be absolutely insane. Vinnie HaRdCoRe has been hunting down the champion for weeks and now he's finally getting his opportunity. Hardcore is his name, his game, and his claim to fame. Lets see if its enough.
Johnny Chase: This is the second title shot that Vinnie HaRdCoRe has gotten here in APW. He wasn't able to get the job done last month against John Green in a Hell In a Cell. Lets see if he has what it takes to bring down the Undefeated APW Xtreme Heavyweight Champion.
Just then the New York City APW Faithful almost bring the roof of Madison Square Garden down around our ears as "Revolution Is My Name" by Pantera assaults the loudspeakers. The lights go down and blue and white strobe lights illuminate the stage. Everybody's Hero, The Hardcore Icon, "The Career Killer" Trevor Blackwell appears, his Singapore Cane clutched in his hand with his custom made APW Xtreme Heavyweight Championship Belt around his waist and his red and black duffel bag over his shoulder, his arms outstretched in the Trademark Blackwell Crucifix Pose as gouts of blue ghost flame erupt from the stage on either side of him, the crowd exploding to a deafening roar and the red and blue strobes spreading out across the arena.
Tony Ferrari: And his opponent... weighing 275 lbs... from Long Island, New York... Your Hometown Hero... The Undefeated APW Xtreme Heavyweight Champion... The Original Excellence of Extreme... The Hardcore Icon... "The Career Killer" Trevor Blackwell!!!
The Hardcore Icon struts down the aisle, going back and forth from one side of the runway to the other, slapping hands and pounding fists with his rabidly loyal New York City fans. He reaches the ring and slides under the bottom rope, tossing his duffel bag aside and striking his Crucifix pose for a chanting crowd in the middle of the ring as he raises his Sinapore Cane over his head, one more gout of ghost flame erupting from each of the four posts around the beds of weapons.
Harvey: I'm not exactly sure how to describe "The Career Killer" Trevor Blackwell. His name is truly synonomous with the word, "Hardcore". Vinnie sure as hell has his work cut out for him.
Chase: And he is truly Undefeated here in APW. The Hardcore Kid. Razor Ryan. Sabur. Marcus "Stylez" Saxton. "The Hardcore Princess" Kristina Blackwell. Even our own APW World Heavyweight Champion, John Green. The list of men he's beaten reads like a Who's Who in Action Packed Wrestling. And to top it all off, he's got the full backing of his hometown New York City crowd. Only at Rasslemania!
The Career Killer's entrance music is cut abruptly short as Vinnie HaRdCoRe assaults The Hardcore Icon with a Big Boot to the back of the head that sends him sailing over the top rope to the arena floor outside. Vinnie jumps out of the ring after the Champion only to be met with a vicious Singapore Cane shot to the throat followed by one that splinters the cane across his face, the crowd cheering wildly. The Original Excellence of Extreme rushes him, taking the Big Man down with a stiff armed Clothesline. Trevor Blackwell walks off and grabs a Steel Chair and sets it up in an open position. He stalks up to the recovering Hardcore Giant and gives him a Steel Toed Boot to his midsection before flattening to the ground and bringing Goliath crashing down with a Drop Toehold that sends Vinnie face first into the open Steel Chair.
Harvey: "The Career Killer" Trevor Blackwell, chopping big Vinnie HaRdCoRe down to size with some brutal tactics. I think he's done his homwork on this guy.
Trevor Blackwell goes stalking off as the crowd roars around him, returning with another Steel Chair raised high over his head but Vinnie is playing possum. He grabs the Undefeated Champion by both legs and yanks them out from under him as The Hardcore Icon's head smacks sickeningly against the cement, the chair landing on his face. Vinnie HaRdCoRe backs up and poses for a booing crowd before building up a head of steam and jumping into the air to come down with a Legdrop on the Steel Chair into Trevor's face. The fans hurl obscenities as he makes the cover. 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . .
NO! Trevor Blackwell kicks out easily and rolls away from the giant on top of him.
Chase: Vinnie HaRdCoRe taking advantage of the Falls Count Anywhere rules of this match but he's dreaming if he thinks he can put away "The Career Killer" Trevor Blackwell this early in the match.
Laughing, Vinnie HaRdCoRe lifts Trevor to his feet by the hair and rolls him into the ring. He climbs up onto the ring apron but gets a few lefts and rights to his midsection for his efforts. Now doubled over, Vinnie is down to The Career Killer's height. He leaps over him, hooking him around the waist and bringing the Hardcore Giant down on the concrete with a sickening crack via a Sunset Flip Powerbomb. Trevor holds it for the pin. 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Vinnie kicks Blackwell in the head and rolls out of the pin, giving The Hometown Hero a Superkick in the face as an exclamation point. The crowd screams for Vinnie's blood as he just soaks it in.
Harvey: Vinnie HaRdCoRe is actually usually pretty damn popular here in APW but he is getting absolutely no love here from this New York City crowd.
Chase: What do you expect? Trevor Blackwell is one of them!
Vinnie HaRdCoRe grabs the dazed Hardcore Icon to his feet by his hair and rolls him into the ring again, following him in under the bottom rope. He pulls Trevor to his feet and sends him towards the Bed of Broken Glass with a hard Irish Whip but The Xtreme Champion reverses it. Vinnie HaRdCoRe puts on the brakes just in time, staring at the glittering bits of glass with shock and relief. This gives The Career Killer just enough time to grab another Singapore Cane from his duffel bag and slam it across the back of the Big Man's head. Vinnie teeters on his feet but Trevor Blackwell grabs him and in one swift movement, spins him around with the Cane wrapped around his throat and brings him crashing through the Broken Glass covered wooden board with his trademark Reverse Russian Legsweep. The NYC APW Faithful start their first "Holy Shit!" chant of the match as Trevor holds the back of his now bleeding head and rolls over for the cover. 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . NO! Glass goes flying as Vinnie HaRdCoRe kicks out with authority, sending Blackwell flying halfway across the ring, narrowly missing the Bed of Barbed Wire. Vinnie just stands up and stalks over to Trevor Blackwell, lifting him into the air and correcting his mistake with a Powerbomb through the Barbed Wire Board. The crowd goes insane with hatred as Vinnie HaRdCoRe poses for them anyway. He only further enrages the fans by arrogantly standing with a boot on their Hometown Hero's chest for the pin. The referee only gets to count to one before the crowd explodes as The Career Killer grabs the Hardcore Giant by the ankle and knee and brings him down to the mat, quickly jumping to his feet and tieing Vinnie up with the Strong Island Twist! The crowd roars, chanting for the Big Man to tap out but his legs are just too strong for Trevor Blackwell. He pushes The Hardcore Icon with such force that he sends Trevor flying through the air like a torpedo, landing face first in the Bed of Broken Glass..
Harvey: That was amazing! Vinnie HaRdCoRe just flung Trevor Blackwell halfway across the ring with his legs and now the Undefeated Xtreme Heavyweight Champion got to eat a face full of Broken Glass.
Vinnie HaRdCoRe gets to his feet and limps over to The Excellence of Extreme, planting a boot on the back of his head and grinding his face into the Broken Glass to a chorus of flith from the New York City fans. Vinnie HaRdCoRe finally releases the Xtreme Champion and stalks over to the bed in the middle of the ring, ripping off a strand of Barbed Wire. Trevor rolls away, hundreds of tiny, jagged, bloody pieces of Broken Glass now turning his face into a gory mess. He gets up to his knees and holds his throat, coughing up glass that could've shredded the man's digestive track. Vinnie HaRdCoRe curses himself for not thinking of bringing wire cutters, planting a boot on the board and yanking at the Barbed Wire, cutting up his palms and fingers in the process. Seeing his opponent distracted, Trevor grabs his discarded Singapore Cane again as the crowd explodes into a chant of his name. He stalks up behind the frustrated Giant and cracks the Cane over the back of Vinnie's head. HaRdCoRe goes down, face first into the Barbed Wire. Trevor finally yanks a strand free, cutting himself as well and wraps it around the dazed Giant's throat. He plants a knee in Vinnie's back and just yanks, strangling the man with Barbed Wire and cutting open his neck. Vinnie HaRdCoRe is now bleeding profusely from the face and neck, a Crimson Mask staining the mat as the crowd chants.
Harvey: This is ridiculous! These are human beings in there! Someone has to stop Trevor Blackwell!!!
Chase: (laughing) Are you volunteering, Darren?
Harvey: (his face going pale) Ummm... No....
Chase: That's what I thought.
Vinnie finally brings his head back hard in desperation and slams the back of his skull into Trevor Blackwell's mouth, busting open his lip, causing him to release the Barbed Wire. The Career Killer rolls away as Vinnie HaRdCoRe screams and yanks the bloody strands out of his badly bleeding throat. But Trevor Blackwell stalks to a corner and yanks the Bed of Flourescent Light Tubes free of the turnbuckle. He puts it down for a moment and gets a better grip just in time for Vinnie to get to his feet. HaRdCoRe turns around and Trevor Blackwell swings the Bed of Flourescent like a Baseball Bat, slamming it into the side of the Hardcore Giant's face, the tubes exploding in a cloud of flourescent dust and glass. The New York City APW Faithful roar in support of their Hometown Hero as Vinnie HaRdCoRe drops to the mat holding his scarred and burning face. Trevor falls on top of him for the pin. 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Vinnie kicks out at the last possible second. Turns out he really is as Hardcore as his last name.
Harvey: This is unreal! I can't watch this anymore. He covers his eyes but peers through open fingers
Chase: Wussy...
The Hardcore Icon grabs a shattered piece of glass from the Flourescent Light Tubes and kneels behind a dazed and bloody and blinded Vinnie HaRdCoRe. He pulls him up to a sitting position before locking the Hardcore Giant in a Reverse Chinlock. He then starts mercilessly stabbing Vinnie in the forehead with the broken shard, opening up his cuts further and turning him into a gory mess. Trevor takes a moment to pull a few more shards of glass painfully out of his own face, still leaving about a hundred of them there. Both men are getting woozy from bloodloss as The Excellence of Extreme staggers around the debris strewn ring. On the other side, Vinnie HaRdCoRe gets to his feet and rushes the stunned Xtreme Champion, sending him crashing through the Bed of Thumbtacks with a bone cracking Spear. Little glittering steel Thumbtacks rain down on Trevor Blackwell's head as Vinnie HaRdCoRe gets to his feet and folds the Thumbtack covered board on top of the bloody and nearly unconscious Hardcore Icon like an Iron Maiden. He then jumps in the air and stomps on the board, sandwiching Trevor inside the Bed of Thumbtacks, bringing his entire 319 lbs down on top of it repeatedly. He opens it up, ripping the thumbtack board out of Trevor's face and makes the pin. 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
2 3/4!!! The crowd just explodes as Trevor Blackwell gets to his feet, feeling that second wind that the fans always give him. Almost like Hulk Hogan, Trevor Blackwell rides it to his feet and seems to feel no pain when Vinnie HaRdCoRe grabs the nearby Singapore Cane and shatters it across the side of The Hardcore Icon's bloody, glass covered face. He kicks Vinnie HaRdCoRe hard in the chest with his steel toed boots and drags him over to a turnbuckle, cinching him up and kicking off with a Tornado DDT through the Bed of C4 with a huge explosion. The "Holy Shit!" chant can be heard all the way to New Jersey. Trevor Blackwell doesn't so much pin him as he just falls on top of him. 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
NO! Vinnie gets his shoulder up out of instinct!
Chase: How the hell did Vinnie HaRdCoRe just kick out??? Both men are burned and cut and gashed and scarred and lacerated and yet they refuse to say die. SCREW ECW!!! THIS IS EXTREME!!!
But that was pretty much all Vinnie HaRdCoRe had left in his tank. He lies motionless, barely conscious as "The Career Killer" Trevor Blackwell slides out of the ring and grabs the BBQ Lighter from the Announcers' Table. Darren Harvey and Johnny Chase both flinch away from the gore covered monster before them as he ignites the Kerosene soaked, Razor Wire covered table. The blue and white, chemically fueled flames roar to life as the Hometown Crowd chants his name. Trevor Blackwell strikes a Crucifix Pose for their approval. He starts to climb into the ring but Vinnie HaRdCoRe is amazingly back on his feet and catches The Hardcore Icon at the ring apron. He tries to push Trevor off through the table but The Career Killer comes back with a Headbutt and coughs up some more Broken Glass from his shredded throat before spitting the pieces into the Hardcore Giant's eyes. Vinnie HaRdCoRe howls in pain, his retinas scratched by bloody, broken, half digested glass. Blinded, Vinnie flails around, swiping at the blood covering his eyes from his Crimson Mask and Trevor Blackwell hoists him up onto his shoulders in that familiar Fireman's Carry position. He turns towards the flames and soars off the ring apron, spinning Vinnie HaRdCoRe around in midair and bringing him exploding through the Flaming, Razor Wire wrapped table. The New York City APW Faithful threaten to bring down the roof as the referee counts the pin. 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3
Winner and STILL The Undefeated APW Xtreme Heavyweight Champion: "The Career Killer" Trevor Blackwell
Harvey: That was the most violent match I have ever seen in my life.
Chase: I'm sure these two will be feeling all this in the morning.
Harvey: Looks like we will see Brother Verses Brother for the Xtreme Title next week on Overdrive.
The crowd explodes yet again, the fans's voices going hoarse as Paramedics swarm the scene, putting out the burning Hardcore Warriors in a cloud of extinguisher smoke. Vinnie HaRdCoRe lays there unconscious as "The Career Killer" Trevor Blackwell staggers to his feet. The referee hands him his custom made APW Xtreme Heavyweight Championship Belt as gore covered, glass shattered, adrenaline rushed Hardcore Icon climbs the guard rail into the crowd. Surrounded by his friends and supporters, the camera fades out on Trevor Blackwell standing up on the bleachers, striking a Crucifix Pose with his Title Belt on his shoulder and his fans swarming him as Rasslemania cuts to a commercial for the APW MAGAZINE. ON SALE NOW!
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Post by President Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 10:10:14 GMT -4
Tony Ferrari is in the ring.
Tony: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the Battle of the Boardroom Match!
Harvey: I've been waiting all week for this match, but I don't know how these two can top what we've seen so far tonight!
Chase: These two are veterans in this business. I'm sure we're in for a classic.
"So What'cha Want" by the Beastie Boys blares over the amps. The lights go down low as a silhouette appears in the entry way. The lights slowly come up as a blue and white firework display goes off.
Dr. Matt is standing in the entry way. He's short buzzed hair has been died bright blue, and he's wearing baggy cutoff jeans. In his hands, he's carrying a large roadside that reads "Welcome 2 Upriver".
Tony: Introducing first, from Upriver, New Brunswick, Canada. Weighing in at 267 lbs, Dr. Matt!
Matt makes his way down to the ring to a mixed reaction, at best. He slides into the ring under the bottom rope. The referee immediately tries to take the sign from him, and Matt doesn't really seem to put up a fight. Matt then goes over to the corner and gets up on the ropes. He poses, and gets mostly boos as a response. Matt pulls a Zippo lighter out of his pocket, and lights it. A strange, chemically created blue flame comes from the lighter as Matt tilts his head back and blows a large blue fireball into the air. This gets an applause from the crowd.
Harvey: Now, I may be mistaken, but it looks like Dr. Matt has come to this match tonight as his original wrestling persona, Da MattSter.
Chase: I'd say you're right, Darren. Da MattSter is like the Cactus Jack to Dr. Matt's Mic Foley; an ultraviolent alter ego.
Harvey: Dr. Matt must be wanting to cause some real damage to Hurricane Jeff tonight!
The referee has thrown Matt's sign out of the ring while Doc paces the ring, waiting for Hurricane Jeff.
The music fades and the lights dim as green spotlights with the old Hurricane Jeff logo in the middle begin to float around the arena. The words "STAND IN THE BACK, A HURRICANE IS COMIN' THRU" blares over the loudspeakers as Hurricane Jeff's old superhero theme song begins to play.
Tony: And his opponent, from Parts Unknown; the President of Action Packed Wrestling; HURRICANE JEFF!
There's a roar of applause from the crowd, but Jeff is nowhere to be seen.
Chase: I hope something didn't come up backstage that prevented Jeff from coming out.
All of a sudden, the arena goes completely black. After a few moments of darkness, the lights come back on. There, standing in the middle of the ring, in his old-school trademark pose, is Hurricane Jeff; who's even wearing a mask and a cape! The fans go apeshit, but Matt, who's back is to Jeff, have no idea what's going on. Matt slowly turns around, only to get nailed with a huge HurraKick! Dr. Matt goes down like a ton of bricks, and Jeff poses again, which gets an epic response. With Matt dazed on the mat, Jeff jumps out of the ring and takes off the mask and the cape. He hands them to two different kids sitting in the front row, then slides back in the ring. The ref rings the bell, and this match is underway.
BATTLE OF THE BOARDROOM Dr. Matt vs. Hurricane Jeff
Matt is up to his feet and holding his jaw. Jeff charges at Matt and goes for a Spinning Heel Kick, but Matt ducks under it. HJ lands on his feet with his back to the Doc, and Dr. Matt gives HJ a swift punch to the kidneys. Jeff stumbles into the ropes. Matt grabs HJ around the waist and goes for a German Suplex, but Jeff holds onto the ropes. Jeff gives Matt a few elbows to the face and Matt lets go. He takes a step back and Jeff gives Matt another elbow to the face. Matt stumbles to the middle of the ring. HJ charges at him and nails a vicious Dropkick. Doc hits the mat and HJ covers.
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Shoulder out. Jeff lets Matt get up. Matt slowly gets up to his feet, and Jeff slowly circles him, stalking him. Matt gets up and turns around to a charging Hurricane Jeff. Jeff goes for a Spear, but Matt side steps, and Jeff skids to the mat. Jeff is on his hands and knees trying to get up when Matt comes behind him and grabs him around the waist. Matt whips Jeff into the air and over his head, nailing Jeff with a huge German Suplex. Matt arches his back to cover.
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Jeff kicks out. Jeff rolls to his feet, holding his neck, while Dr. Matt rushes at him and the two lock up. Dr. Matt gets Jeff in a Headlock, but Jeff tries to whip Matt away and into the ropes. Dr. Matt grabs Jeff's arm and reverses by throwing Jeff into the ropes. Jeff comes bounding back and doesn't have time to get out of the way of a Big Boot. Jeff flips around and crashes to the mat. Dr. Matt covers.
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Jeff kicks out! Jeff isn't getting up so fast this time. Dr. Matt grabs him by the head and tosses him into the corner. He punches Jeff a couple times, then sets Jeff up on top of the turnbuckle. Matt climbs up onto the middle rope and tries to grab Jeff, but Jeff starts coming back with Forearm Strikes. Matt eventually falls backward off the ropes and onto his feet. Matt holds his head as Jeff jumps up to the top rope. Matt looks up at Jeff only to see Jeff fly through the air. Jeff nails Matt with a huge Crossbody where he got massive airtime. Jeff covers Matt.
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Kick Out!
Chase: These two veterans are putting on a wrestling clinic tonight!
Harvey: Neither are showing an ounce of ring rust. Fighting each other is just like second nature to these two.
HJ gets up to his feet. He's signalling that he's going to go for the Eye of the Hurricane. He starts clapping his hands as a motivator for Dr. Matt to get up, and Doc slowly starts getting up to his feet. HJ gets in position and is stalking Dr. Matt. Dr. Matt is up and turns into HJ. HJ grabs him by the head. He turns himself to hit the move, but Matt reverses with a Inverted DDT! Matt covers.
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"Hurr-i-cane, Hurr-i-cane!"
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Jeff leaps into the air and goes for a Moonsault! But Matt rolls out of the way!
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Jeff bounces off the ground and lands in a kneeling position. Matt quickly grabs Jeff by the head and throws him into the ring and slides in himself!
Chase: Why didn't Matt just leave Jeff out of the ring? He could've easily won the match.
Harvey: Tonight's not about taking the easy way out.
Jeff is rolling around in pain and Matt makes a cover.
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Shoulder out by Jeff. He's still hurting, and Matt takes advantage by giving him a few stomps to the chest. Jeff rolls around, coughing. Matt grabs Jeff by the hair and lifts him up to his feet. Matt does a pose and yells out the words "Doctor's Orders!", signaling he's about to attempt his version of the Alabama Slam. Matt grabs Jeff by the arm and tosses him into the ropes. Matt ducks down and when Jeff comes back, Matt catches him. He tries to give the Doctor's Orders, but Jeff grabs Matt around the waist. Matt struggles, but Jeff manages to shift momentum and Sunset Flip Dr. Matt and roll him up. Jeff makes the cover.
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Shoulder out. Matt rolls onto his stomach holding his face and kicking his feet. The camera gets a close-up, and Matt is starting to bleed above his left eye. Jeff, meanwhile, has gone to the ring apron. He grabs the top rope and appears to be waiting for Matt to get up. Matt wipes the blood away and lifts himself up to his feet. HJ jumps up to the top rope as Matt stands up. Jeff then bounces off the rope and flies through the air, going for the Hurricane DDT. Dr. Matt, however, attempts to reverse it into a Spinning Side Slam and is able to slam Jeff onto the mat, but Jeff also drives his face into the mat. Both men are down. Matt is out cold, and Jeff is holding his back.
Chase: They don't call it high risk for no reason!
Harvey: I'm really impressed. Hurricane Jeff can still fly after all these years, and Dr. Matt is showing he's still a tough old bastard.
HJ sits up and winces. He looks over at Matt, who's lying on his stomach and getting blood on the mat. Hurricane crawls over slowly flips Matt onto his back. Jeff makes the cover.
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Chase: That's one of Hurricane Jeff's most devastating maneuvres!
Harvey: What are these two going to have to do to take the other one out?
Jeff rolls over and starts pounding the mat out of anger. He rolls back and tries to pin Matt again.
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Chase: Now he's showing his true colours.
Harvey: He couldn't even beat Jeff with his feet on the ropes, and now he's taking it out on the ref.
Matt flips the fans off before sliding out of the ring. He walks over to where the ref tossed his Welcome 2 Upriver sign before the match start. He raises the sign in the air and gets an overwhelming chorus of "You Suck" chants. Jeff, meanwhile, is starting to get to his feet in the ring. Matt rolls back in the ring and stalks Jeff with the sign.
Harvey: This ain't gonna be pretty.
Jeff turns and faces Matt. Matt swings the sign at Jeff, but Jeff manages to block it with his hands. Jeff pulls the sign out of Matt's hands, only to have Dr. Matt push on it from the other side and slam it into Jeff's face. Jeff goes down, and Doc lays the sign out on the mat. Matt then grabs the ref by the back of his shirt and picks him up, bringing the ref out of unconsciousness and into a daze. Matt then picks Hurricane Jeff up and drags him over to the sign. Dr. Matt hooks Jeff by the arms.
Chase: He's going for the Master Punishment, this could be all over!
Dr. Matt tries to lift Hurricane Jeff up, but Hurricane Jeff shifts his weight. He breaks free of Dr. Matt's grip, then kicks Matt in the gut and hooks him up instead. Jeff lifts Matt up onto his back.
Hurricane Jeff hits the HurraBreaker onto the sign!
He makes the cover and the dazed ref counts.
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WINNER: Hurricane Jeff!
"Raining Blood" by Slayer begins to blare over the loudspeakers as Jeff gets to his feet and celebrates. Matt is left out cold on the mat, and Jeff smirks at him before helpping Matt to his feet. Jeff and Matt shake hands as Matt leaves the ring. Jeff celebrates a bit as we go to a video package hyping up tonights main event.
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Post by President Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 10:38:36 GMT -4
Rasslemania is back and you see President Jeff standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone.
Jeff: First of all, I just want to thank everyone who is here tonight. I want to thank all the wrestlers in the back and everyone who helpped put together the best Rasslemania EVER!
All the fans cheer.
Jeff: I have gotten word that tonight, APW and Rasslemania IV has set an indoor attendance record for Madison Square Garden with 25,149.
The fans all cheer.
Jeff: But its time to get back to business. If you been checking out actionpackedwrestling.tk, you would have known that there we’re rumors of come celebrities here tonight. First, let me introduce to you two celebrities. These guys are two of the funniest guys in the world. They been my friends for a long time. Darren Harvey, Johnny Chase, sorry guys, step aside, because these two guys are going to call tonights Main Event. The Voices of RASSLEMANIA 1, 2 and 3. CHRIS ROCK AND ADAM SANDLER!
Harvey: I don’t feel so bad now.
Chase: Its been fun calling Rasslemania so far. We’ll see everyone at Overdrive.
With that Chase and Harvey get up and leave as Chris Rock and Adam Sandler comes out to a nice ovation. They sit at the commentators table.
AS: Hello.
CR: Its good to be back.
The camera goes back on Jeff.
Jeff: Nice surprised huh? The next man is going to be the special guest Ring announcer for tonight. He cost me a lot of money, but he’s damn worth every penny. Ladies and Gentilmen. MICHAEL BUFFER!
Michael Buffer comes out and makes his way to the ring.
AS: This guy isn’t as famous as us.
CR: That cracker owes me money.
AS: We’ll get him after the show.
Michael gets into the ring. He shakes Jeff’s hand and Jeff hands him the microphone, gets out of the ring and heads to the back.
TALE OF THE TAPE | CHAMPION John Green | CHALLENGER Sgt. Kenny Lambardo | Height | 6'4" | 6'2" | Weight | 265 lbs. | 195 lbs. | Hometown | Atlanta | Long Island | Finishing Maneuvre | The Head Splitter | The Ego Crusher | APW Record | 4/1 | 3/1 |
Both guys start exchanging punches. Kenny gains the upper hand and punches Green to the ropes. Kenny throws Green into the opposite ropes but Green reverses it and puts his head down. Kenny comes back and stops hin front of Green and gives him a forearm smash to the shoulder blades and Green falls to the mat. Kenny picks Green up and brings him to the corner and chops him. The chop echos and Kenny starts choking Green. The ref is trying to get Kenny off.
CR: Its no DQ, let these crackers do what they want.
AS: I think the ref doesn’t want one of these guys to die.
Kenny backs off and kicks Green in the gut and then suplexes him in the middle of the ring. Kenny quickly covers. 1 . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . Kick Out. Kenny stomps on Green and lifts him to his feet. Green gets a few shots in on Kenny and then kicks him and DDT’s him. Green gets up and waits for Kenny to get on his feet, Kenny does and Green throws Kenny into the ropes and gets him with a high knee to the face. Kenny goes down and bounces right back up next to the ropes. Green runs and clotheslines Kenny over and to the floor.
AS: The action is coming right in front of us.
CR: These crackers better stay away from me.
Kenny tries to get away but Green catches up with him and is punching him all around the ring. Kenny quickly slides in and Green follows and Kenny quickly gets a double axe handle to the back of Green’s head as Green slides into the ring. Kenny kicks Green every time he tries to get up. Kenny finally pulls Green to his feet and gives Green a standing drop kick. Green goes down and crawls over to the corner.
AS: The champ is in trouble.
Green pulls himself up and Kenny runs at him. Green moves and Kenny hits the corner chest first. Green moves to the middle of the ring. Kenny stumbles towards Green and Green kicks Kenny in the gut and sets him up for the Head Splitter.
CR: This Cracker is done for.
Kenny back drops Green to get out of the Head Splitter. Green hits the mat and gets to his feet and then
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Still in his wrestling hear, President Jeff take a Microphone and stands on the ramp and say’s
Jeff: Kenny Lambardo. Did you actually think that the main event for Rasslemania 4 would end like this? Did you actually think that I was going to give these fans a five minute Main Event match for Rasslemania. Well guess what. Stuff like that, it just doesn’t happen in APW.
The fans stand up and cheer.
Jeff: Kenny, Congrats on being winning the title at the biggest stage of them all. But, you night isn’t over. As quick as you won it, your first title defense will be........TONIGHT!
AS: Against who?
CR: This cracker has another match?
The fans cheer in the announcement.
Jeff: Tonight Kenny Lambardo, Right now you will defend your title and right now in another No Disqualifaction match and your defending it AGAINST
. . . . . . . . . . . . ME!
AS: NO WAY!
The fans cheer in excitement as President Jeff drops the microphone and heads towards the ring.
CR: A dream match that these fans wanted. A Dream match that Kenny Lambardo wanted and we’re going to see it here tonight at Rasslemania 4.
AS: Hurricane Jeff has already wrestled one hell of a match so far tonight, can he handle Kenny.
Jeff gets into the ring and stands face to face with Kenny who’s still holding the title. Kenny hands the title to the ref and Hurricane Jeff extends his hand. Kenny shakes it and the ref calls for the bell.
APW WORLD TITLE MATCH SGT. Kenny Lambardo (C) Vs Hurricane Jeff
The two circle each other and then lock up, Kenny gets a side headlock in on Jeff. Jeff backs into the ropes and pushes Kenny off. Kenny hits the ropes and then comes back with a shoulder block, taking Jeff down. Kenny goes off the ropes and comes back hoping over Jeff. Jeff gets to his feet and leaps over a running Kenny. Kenny runs back and Jeff takes Kenny and throws him over the top rope. The fans cheer as Hurricane Jeff begins climbing to the top rope.
CR: We’re gonna see the super hero fly.
Kenny gets to his feet and Hurricane Jeff leaps off the top rope and hits a cross body on Kenny. HJ gets up and celebrates the move.
AS: There right in front of us.
Jeff pulls Kenny up and smashes his face on the commentators table. Kenny falls to a knee and HJ takes the TV monitor and smashes it on Kenny’s face. Jeff cleans off the table and then rolls Kenny on top of it. Jeff stands on the table, pulling Kenny up. Jeff signals for a Piledriver. Jeff tries to pick Kenny up but can’t quite lift him up. Kenny then counters with a back drop, sending Jeff over the guard rail and into the crowd, hitting the cement floor with a thud. Jeff holds his back in pain as Kenny slowly makes his way to Jeff. The crowd move out of the way as Kenny clotheslines Jeff from behind, sending him to the ground. HJ tries to get away and Kenny follows him hitting him with some punches. Jeff gets to his feet and starts punching Kenny. Jeff then runs at Kenny, and Kenny gives him a back drop, again landing on the cement floor. Kenny celebrates with the fans and a fan gives Kenny a beer and Kenny takes a sip. HJ is slowly getting up, on his knee’s and Kenny smashes the plastic cup of beer in HJ’s face.
AS: He just wasted some damn good beer.
CR: I’d never do something like that. Especially with Chicken.
Jeff wipes the beer from his face and Kenny grabs Jeff and brings him back to the ring barrier and tosses him over. Kenny jumps over the ring barrier and grabs a chair. Jeff is pulling himself up on the ring and WHAM, Kenny gets HJ between the shoulder blades with the chair. Jeff falls to his knee’s and Kenny slides the chair in the ring then rolls Jeff in. Kenny covers Jeff. 1 . . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . Kick Out.
AS: I think Jeff is running out of gas.
CR: His match with Dr. Matt I think took a lot of him.
Kenny grabs the chair and wedges it between the top and middle rope. Kenny goes to pick HJ up and HJ sneaks in a Jaw Breaker on the champ. HJ gets to his feet as Kenny holds his jaw and HJ starts chopping Kenny. HJ continues to chop Kenny to the opposite corner that the chair is in. Kenny’s chest is all red. Jeff throws Kenny to the corner with the chair, but Kenny reverses it and runs right behind Jeff. Jeff gets to the corner but grabs the top rope and jumps backwards over Kenny. Kenny drops in front of the corner and HJ quickly grabs Kenny’s head and smashes it into the chair. The chair falls to the outside. Kenny looking dazed, Jeff pulls him to the middle of the ring. Kenny unable to stand is on his knee’s. HJ runs and hits a shninning Wizard on Kenny. Kenny falls over and Jeff covers him and hooks the leg. 1 . . . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . Kick Out.
AS: We almost had a new champion.
Jeff picks Kenny up and begins punching him. Jeff throws Kenny into the ropes and kicks him in the stomach. Kenny is bent over and Jeff runs off the ropes hitting a spinning neck Breaker. Jeff again covers. 1 . . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . Kick Out. Jeff gets up and waits for Kenny to get to his feet. Kenny slowly gets up. Kenny gets to his feet and Jeff goes for the HurraKick. Kenny catches Jeff’s foot and hits a dragon screw on it. Jeff flips over and starts holding his knee. Kenny is up and starts stomping on the knee and then pulls Jeff to the corner. Kenny gets out of the ring and pulls HJ and Jeff goes groin first into the ring post. Kenny then grabs HJ’s legs and swings it across the ring post. Jeff screams in pain as Kenny goes over, picks up the steel chair and crushes HJ’s knee.
AS: I don’t think Jeff will be able to walk after this.
CR: Kenny is really taking it here to the boss.
Jeff slides himself back into the ring. Kenny slides back in with the chair and drops the chair and grabs Jeff’s leg and goes for a Figure 4 leg lock. As Kenny steps around, Jeff grabs him and rolls him in a small package. 1 . . . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . . Kick Out. Kenny quickly gets up kicking HJ. With HJ on the ground, Kenny takes the chair and gives him a strong island facebuster. Kenny covers the boss. 1 . . . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kick Out. Kenny picks Jeff up and Jeff is barely able to stand. He throws HJ into the ropes and HJ limps off the rope. Kenny puts his head down and HJ comes back with a huge Hurricane DDT! The fans cheer as HJ is holding his knee and is trying to get up. He finally does and Kenny is up. Kenny takes a swing and HJ blocks it and punches Kenny. Kenny gets a thumb in the eyes of Jeff. Kenny then runs off the ropes and gets caught with a surprising spinning heel kick from Hurricane Jeff. Jeff limps up, trying to shake off the pain in his knee. Kenny goes to the corner and HJ goes over and chops him. Jeff then lifts Kenny up and sits him on the top rope. Jeff climbs up and pulls Kenny up to the top rope. Both guys are standing on the top rope and Jeff hooks him up for a super plex but Kenny pushes Jeff off. Jeff lands on his feet and then drops to one knee cause of his bad leg. Jeff stands back up and looks up and see’s Kenny flying through the air with the Muy Thai Style Elephantknee. The impact sends Jeff across the ring. Kenny goes over. 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Foot on the rope.
AS: I don’t think Jeff knows where he is right now.
CR: That man I think may have a concussion after that.
Kenny shocks that Jeff kicked out, Kenny place Jeff near the turn buckle. Kenny signals for the end. He climbs up to the top rope, his back to the ring and jumps off with the Semper Fi Splash and Hurricane Jeff rolls out of the way at the last second and Kenny lands chest first on the mat.
AS: A good thing Hurricane Jeff got out of the ring.
CR: A good thing for Jeff, not a good thing for Kenny.
Kenny jumps up holding his stomach, courched over. Jeff gets up and quickly picks Kenny up in the HurraDriver.
AS: Jeff won many title with this move.
And Jeff drives Kenny’s head into the mat. Jeff lays on Kenny. 1 . . . . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . KICK OUT and the fans go ballistic. Jeff puts 3 fingers up to the ref saying it was a 3 count. Jeff slowly gets up and waits for Kenny to get up. Kenny does and HJ goes for the Eye of the Hurricane but Kenny pushes HJ off and Jeff hits chest first into the corner. He stumbles backwards and Kenny gets behind Jeff and hits the Cowards Mark, drilling his knee’s into Jeff’s back. Jeff rolls around on the mat in pain. Kenny goes on the ring apron and waits for Jeff to get up. Jeff gets up and Kenny springboards off the top rope and gets Jeff with a Hurricanrana and hooks Jeff’s legs in the process. 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . .
. KICK OUT and the MSG erupts in cheers.
AS: The fans don’t want this match to end.
Kenny gets up and signals for the end. Jeff gets up and Kenny grabs Jeff in a rear face lock.
CR: The Ego Crusher.
Kenny runs up the ropes and spins around back into the ring, but Jeff throws Kenny off and Kenny lands on the mat. Kenny gets up and Jeff catches him under the Jaw with a HurraKick. Kenny bounces off the ropes and back to Jeff. Jeff kicks him in the gut, sets him up and drops Kenny on the back of his head with the HurraBreaker. The fans cheer. HJ covers and the fans count along. 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . KICK OUT!
AS: What will it take to keep these guys down.
CR: A great main event this has turned out to be.
The fans stand on their feet. Half the fans chanting “Lets go HJ” and the other half chanting “Lets go Kenny” HJ amazed that Kenny kicked out, and looking exremely tired, HJ pulls Kenny up and out of no where, RKO! Kenny covers and hooks the leg. 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . KICK OUT!
Kenny’s eyes open up in shock. Jeff lays motionless. Kenny slides out of the ring and pulls out a table from under the ring.
CR: There’s nothing better than seeing a white boy getting put through a table.
AS: This is starting to get out of hand. Someone is gonna be seriously hurt before this match is over.
Kenny slides the table into the ring and set it up near one of the corners. Jeff is back to his feet and Kenny goes over and gives Jeff a European Uppercut which spins Jeff around and Kenny hits Jeff with a reverse Russian Leg Sweep. Kenny picks Jeff’s limp body and lays him on the table. Kenny goes on the ring apron and then slowly starts climbing to the top rope. Kenny gets to the top and HJ gets up and jumps, punches Kenny in the stomach. HJ climbs up to the middle rope and is punching up at Kenny and Kenny is punches down on HJ.
AS: Someone is going through that table.
Jeff is holding on to the top rope by one hand as Kenny keeps punching Jeff in the face. Jeff some how pulls himself in and Low Blows Kenny. Kenny stays still on the top rope. Jeff climbs up and both men are standing on the top rope. Jeff hooks Kenny up in a Rock Bottom possition. The fans are on the feet, cameras are ready. And then, Just jumps off with a moonsault, bringing Kenny with him, The cameras are flashing and it almost feel like slow motion and then
CRASH! Both guys go through the table. Hurricane Jeff just hit one of his new signature moves, The Spanish Fly off the top rope. The fans chant Holy Shit. HJ slowly gets his arm across Kenny and the fans count. 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . KICK OUT!
AS: WHAT!
CR: HOW THE HELL?
The fans go wild. No one can believe that the new champ has kicked out of that. Jeff slowly gets up and can’t believe that he’s not the champ. He pulls the broken table off from around Kenny and pushes it to the corner. HJ waits for Kenny to get to his feet. Kenny slowly gets up and Jeff picks him up across his shoulders like for a Death Valley Driver. Jeff spins Kenny around for the Eye of the Hurricane, but Kenny lands behind HJ on his feet, Kenny spins HJ around and hits the RKO. Jeff flips over to his back and lays motionless. Kenny rolls over and gets an arm across HJ’s chest. 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3
WINNER AND STILL APW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: “THE EGO CRUSHER” SGT KENNY LAMBARDO
Kenny’s music plays and he lays with his arm still across HJ’s chest.
AS: Wow, what a match that was and what a way to end Rasslemania IV.
CR: Both men gave it their all, Jeff put Kenny though hell tonight but in the end, Kenny showed why he’s deserving of that title.
AS: A great bonus match this was.
Kenny slowly gets up and the ref hands him the title. Kenny begins to celebrate as the ref checks on HJ. Kenny climbs the ropes and raises the title in the air. After doing that to the fourth corner, Kenny jumps down into the ring and see’s Hurricane Jeff back to his feet, in pain. They stand face to face and HJ hugs Kenny and raises his arm in victory. HJ then exits the ring as Confetti begins to fall from the rafters and Kenny continues to celebrate.
AS: It was great to be back calling the Rasslemania Main Event.
CR: It was fun.
AS: Thank you everyone who tuned in. Make sure you check out Overdrive next week. For Chris Rock, Darren Harvey and Johnny Chase, I’m Adam Sandler. See you all next time
CR: PEACE
Kenny Lambardo continues to celebrate as Rasslemania IV goes off the air.
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