Post by The Paragon of Hardcore on Oct 28, 2010 11:06:21 GMT -4
I didn't write this... this is from a monthly column in Pro Wrestling Illustrated (PWI) written by a man named Dan Murphy. I don't know how many of you actually read PWI (the best damn wrestling mag ever) but I wanted to share this with everyone and get their opinions...
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Watching TNA is like watching Charlie Brown running to kick that football, only to have Lucy pull it away every single time.
You would think that good ol' Charlie Brown would have learned his lesson by now. After all, Lucy has been pulling the football away for more than 50 years now. But every time Lucy offers to hold that ball, Charlie takes the bait and winds up sailing through the air and landing flat on his back.
Waugh! I can't stand it. Rats!
I don't like criticizing TNA. But how can anyone with a conscience idly stand by and watch Charlie run at that ball when the outcome is so obvious?
The crux of TNA's problems is this: The company is unable to develop its own stars and cultivate them to the main-event level. Faster than you can say "Monty Brown," the company changes direction and picks up any WWE/WCW (and now ECW) castoffs it can snag and tries to recreate history, instead of creating its own history. And every single time, TNA winds up lying on its back, having missed the football yet again.
WWE developed a unique concept to introduce new talent with NXT. TNA may want to consider following WWE's lead.
Here's my humble suggestion, offered free of charge. Consider it my charitable contribution for the year.
TNA is trying to recapture the magic of ECW. The original ECW was unique because it was an alternative to the status quo, not a rehash of characters and storylines. Instead of forging its own unique identity, TNA has been reduced to bringing in the aging ECW crew for a tired nostalgia act.
Imagine this: TNA invites 16 independent wrestlers to compete for a roster spot. Each episode of Impact features two singles matches. After all 16 wrestlers have received two matches, fans would be able to vote on which wrestlers advance to the next round and which wrestlers are eliminated.
No votes from pros, no immunity. The fans would make the call. And TNA would be forced to listen.
The 16 would pare down to eight, then down to four, and then down to the final two. Those two finalists would then compete in a singles bout on pay-per-view. Give them 30 minutes to shine or bomb. Then, regardless of whoever won the match, the fans would get to vote to determine which wrestler recieves the roster spot.
A competition like this would add a new element of excitement to Impact. It would introduce the cream of the crop of the independent circuit to TNA fans. It would be an opportunity of a lifetime for the 16 wrestlers selected. And it would be the sort of fresh, unique concept that TNA has lacked for a long time now.
As long as I'm playing fantasy booker, let me go one step further. Here are the 16 wrestlers I'd sign up:
Claudio Castagnoli. WWE dropped the ball on the Swiss blue-chipper. He's ready for the national stage.
Tyson Dux. Ontario's best and brightest could rule the X Division.
Jonny Puma. Effortlessly blends comic timing with solid ring work.
Steve Corino. The veteran of the crew still has a lot to offer.
Papadon. New York-based "Master Of The Mat" brings a smash-mouth style that helps him stand out.
Vance Nevada. Isnt' the U.S. hungry for "Mr. Beefy Goodness?" The Western Canadian veteran is ready for the spotlight.
Zaquary Springate III. Imagine a younger, fitter, more charismatic William Regal.
J.D. Maverick. Mr. April Hunter has paid his dues and deserves a shot.
Matt Cross. "M-Dogg 20" is nimble, acrobatic, and poetry in motion.
Tommaso Ciampa. Exudes intensity and defiance and can captivate a crowd.
Metal Master. Expert grappler could probably give Kurt Angle a run for his money.
Sterling James Keenan. Pittsburgh-based punk is a regional superstar with a style similar to C.M. Punk.
Oliver John. NWA standout has been hailed as an old-school master; a rivalry with Corino is a natural.
Pac. European star can defy gravity with moves that have to be seen to be believed.
Kevin Steen. Big man can fight and fly, and delivers a vicious piledriver.
Brodie Lee. "Big Rig" is bound to eventually decapitate someone with that big boot of his.
These 16 indy stars would be sure to attract attention and actually make Impact interesting to watch again. If the idea took off (and it would), TNA could run the competition with another 16 wrestlers or potential Knockouts. A Knockouts competition with Sara Del Rey, Cheerleader Melissa, Mercedes Martinez, Angel Orsini, and a dozen other top indy starlets would reinvigorate the Knockouts division overnight.
Frankly, what does TNA have to lose? The product has grown stale at best, and downright laughable at worst. Tommy Dreamer vs. Raven? In 2010? That feud was played out in 2001.
There are a lot of great wrestlers in TNA, but their talents are being wasted by a promotion that just can't seem to get its act together. TNA needs to stop running for that football once and for all. And that means its time to stop relying on tired retreads and to start looking for new blood.
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Watching TNA is like watching Charlie Brown running to kick that football, only to have Lucy pull it away every single time.
You would think that good ol' Charlie Brown would have learned his lesson by now. After all, Lucy has been pulling the football away for more than 50 years now. But every time Lucy offers to hold that ball, Charlie takes the bait and winds up sailing through the air and landing flat on his back.
Waugh! I can't stand it. Rats!
I don't like criticizing TNA. But how can anyone with a conscience idly stand by and watch Charlie run at that ball when the outcome is so obvious?
The crux of TNA's problems is this: The company is unable to develop its own stars and cultivate them to the main-event level. Faster than you can say "Monty Brown," the company changes direction and picks up any WWE/WCW (and now ECW) castoffs it can snag and tries to recreate history, instead of creating its own history. And every single time, TNA winds up lying on its back, having missed the football yet again.
WWE developed a unique concept to introduce new talent with NXT. TNA may want to consider following WWE's lead.
Here's my humble suggestion, offered free of charge. Consider it my charitable contribution for the year.
TNA is trying to recapture the magic of ECW. The original ECW was unique because it was an alternative to the status quo, not a rehash of characters and storylines. Instead of forging its own unique identity, TNA has been reduced to bringing in the aging ECW crew for a tired nostalgia act.
Imagine this: TNA invites 16 independent wrestlers to compete for a roster spot. Each episode of Impact features two singles matches. After all 16 wrestlers have received two matches, fans would be able to vote on which wrestlers advance to the next round and which wrestlers are eliminated.
No votes from pros, no immunity. The fans would make the call. And TNA would be forced to listen.
The 16 would pare down to eight, then down to four, and then down to the final two. Those two finalists would then compete in a singles bout on pay-per-view. Give them 30 minutes to shine or bomb. Then, regardless of whoever won the match, the fans would get to vote to determine which wrestler recieves the roster spot.
A competition like this would add a new element of excitement to Impact. It would introduce the cream of the crop of the independent circuit to TNA fans. It would be an opportunity of a lifetime for the 16 wrestlers selected. And it would be the sort of fresh, unique concept that TNA has lacked for a long time now.
As long as I'm playing fantasy booker, let me go one step further. Here are the 16 wrestlers I'd sign up:
Claudio Castagnoli. WWE dropped the ball on the Swiss blue-chipper. He's ready for the national stage.
Tyson Dux. Ontario's best and brightest could rule the X Division.
Jonny Puma. Effortlessly blends comic timing with solid ring work.
Steve Corino. The veteran of the crew still has a lot to offer.
Papadon. New York-based "Master Of The Mat" brings a smash-mouth style that helps him stand out.
Vance Nevada. Isnt' the U.S. hungry for "Mr. Beefy Goodness?" The Western Canadian veteran is ready for the spotlight.
Zaquary Springate III. Imagine a younger, fitter, more charismatic William Regal.
J.D. Maverick. Mr. April Hunter has paid his dues and deserves a shot.
Matt Cross. "M-Dogg 20" is nimble, acrobatic, and poetry in motion.
Tommaso Ciampa. Exudes intensity and defiance and can captivate a crowd.
Metal Master. Expert grappler could probably give Kurt Angle a run for his money.
Sterling James Keenan. Pittsburgh-based punk is a regional superstar with a style similar to C.M. Punk.
Oliver John. NWA standout has been hailed as an old-school master; a rivalry with Corino is a natural.
Pac. European star can defy gravity with moves that have to be seen to be believed.
Kevin Steen. Big man can fight and fly, and delivers a vicious piledriver.
Brodie Lee. "Big Rig" is bound to eventually decapitate someone with that big boot of his.
These 16 indy stars would be sure to attract attention and actually make Impact interesting to watch again. If the idea took off (and it would), TNA could run the competition with another 16 wrestlers or potential Knockouts. A Knockouts competition with Sara Del Rey, Cheerleader Melissa, Mercedes Martinez, Angel Orsini, and a dozen other top indy starlets would reinvigorate the Knockouts division overnight.
Frankly, what does TNA have to lose? The product has grown stale at best, and downright laughable at worst. Tommy Dreamer vs. Raven? In 2010? That feud was played out in 2001.
There are a lot of great wrestlers in TNA, but their talents are being wasted by a promotion that just can't seem to get its act together. TNA needs to stop running for that football once and for all. And that means its time to stop relying on tired retreads and to start looking for new blood.