Post by Chris Cyrus on Oct 28, 2010 18:33:23 GMT -4
Welcome Internet land to a face book blog from everyone’s favorite Megastar and Misfit, Chris Cyrus. Right now I’m hanging out at my home in Las Vegas Nevada, trying to recuperate from my match at APW’s One Night in Hell against Pence Weatherlight. But this time, I’m not here to talk about Action Packed Wrestling. I am here to talk about the restart of Insane Wrestling Championship.
Now I haven’t formally introduced my self to the IWC community. I am Chris Cyrus, And why is that Important. Well, let me tell you. I’ve done stuff in APW that many people hasn’t. Stuff that many haven’t even come close to. I’m a two time APW Tag Team Champion. I’m a former Overdrive Champion and a former Xtreme Champion in which I held the title for 364 days. A record might I add. Impressive huh?
Now, when I signed on with IWC and word got out, everyone asked me why would I lower myself to a company like this. And am I leaving APW for IWC. Let me answer the second question first. No, I am not leaving APW. And why come to IWC. Well, its pretty simple. There’s a couple reasons actually. First, back in early 2009, I was in APW when IWC tried making a come back and tried to eliminate APW and steal all the talent from there. I even got an invite that I used for toilet paper. I resent that invite, offering me the same promises that everyone else was getting. And quite honestly, I’m still a little bothered by it. Yah, obviously IWC at the time failed and failed miserably, but the through of someone ruining a place I call home doesn’t sit well, and I’m coming in to take care of some business. People who were involved with that I hear will be part of this IWC. Well if you guys are listening, consider this a warning, Chris Cyrus is coming for each and every one of you. And you can bank on it.
And the second reason I’m coming to IWC, is because from what I’m told, IWC is the land of the misfits. The place where Hardcore and Death matches are accepted and encouraged. Well, let me fill everyone in on something. All that kind of wrestling, its garbage wrestling. Its people who thrive on those matches who not only give this business a bad name, BUT Can’t even wrestle themselves so they try to mask it by using weapons and all that foolish stuff. Well, Chris Cyrus has come to IWC to put an end to that. I was once like that, but I saw the light and how stupid it is to wrestling in hardcore type matches. I’m going to bring WRESTLING to IWC and to all the Hardcore idiots on the roster, believe me when I say this. When I get in the ring with you, its not going to be chair shots and Singapore canes, its going to be me giving you a head lock, an arm bar, a hammer lock and a Straight to Hell. Wrestling moves. That’s it.
And the third reason I’m coming to IWC is to win the Insane Championship. Many big names have won it, and I want my name to be on that list. Especially in the new era of IWC. So Management make note of that. Because there’s nothing I want more than to win that title and watch the fans who come to the show to write some hardcore wrestling, see me putting their favorite hardcore icon in a headlock and sleeper holds for thirty minutes and piss the IWC faithful off. No one made any promises to me when I joined her so I’m making my own. I promise that I will be the IWC Insane Champion
Now that I’ve introduced myself and my intentions in IWC, lets talk about my first match in IWC. My first victim, a guy by the name of Billy Shea. Never heard of him, which is going to make this match interesting and fun. So I did some research on this guy. I head on over to the IWC website and checked out his profile. The guy is from Chicago, he’s 205 pounds. His finishing move is the most over used move in professional wrestling and guess what else I learned. He’s not a wrestler, but he is a fighter though. I’m in trouble now I see. I was being sarcastic there.
Pathetic. That’s how I would describe Billy Shea. Who are you trying to fool. You think your some tough guy. Your not tough. I saw you in the Pre Show Battle Royal at One Night in Hell. You got humiliated, and eliminated rather quickly. And I’m suppose to be intimidated by you? Very highly unlikely. You may be a brawling and a technical wrestler, but that doesn’t make you better than Chris Cyrus. One thing you need to realize is that Chris Cyrus is the real deal, I proved it time and time again. People may think I’m a jobber cause of my win loss record in APW, but the fact of the matter is that this isn’t APW, Its IWC. it’s a whole new begging for me. A new chapter in my life and Chapter one starts with the demise of Billy Shea.
I’m all on my own here, I don’t have Biggs with me, no Ellie. Its just Chris Cyrus on his own in IWC to make a bigger name for himself and to prove to the wrestling world that I don’t need help from anyone to do that. And that’s why on November seventh, I’m going to make an example out of Billy Shea and its nothing personal, its just business. And there’s nothing that you can do about it Billy, because I want this more than you. I need this more than you and that’s why I’m coming into our match and bringing everything I have. That victory over Pence Weatherlight gave me that extra boost of confident that I need. I’m more hungry than ever because of it. There’s no stopping Chris Cyrus now. People may have once saw me in APW as a small fish in a big pond, but here in IWC, I’m the freaking shark. And there’s no one who is going to stop me in getting to the top. And I hear Billy is known for is loyalty, Honor and Respect but his cut throat aggressiveness in the ring is what makes him what he is. So I say to you Billy, bring all that, because I’m ready to put everything that everyone thinks about you and shove it up your ass and make everyone see the person you really are. A no good lousy pile of dog shit. Your claim to fame in IWC will be having your career handed to you on a sliver platter thanks to Chris Cyrus.
I’ve been in a lot of matches in the three years I’ve been in this business. I’ve been in the ring with many different kind of wrestlers, and your no different than any one of them Billy. You walk through the door, looking like we should be impressed with you and that we should look at you in “aw” but the fact still remains, you’ve done nothing here or in APW and because of that, you don’t matter. I’m not going to underestimate you Billy. I’m sure you’re a great wrestler, but I’m going to do everything I can to ensure I pin your shoulders to the mat. I’m going to make sure that I beat you because Billy, this is my time to really shine and make an impact. Its going to come down to who wants this match more, and once that bell rings, your going to see just how bad I want it.
Chris Cyrus is the future of IWC. Chris Cyrus is the man who will take IWC to new heights. Chris Cyrus is the man who will be the first IWC Insane Champion and you’re my stepping stone Billy. Your just another bump in the road and the way I see it, you stand no chance in hell against me. Mark it on your calendar, November seventh from the IWC arena in Long Island New York, Billy Shea will get his ass handed to him, free of charge, because I’m nice like that, by Chris Cyrus. And mark my words, if I had a camera on me right now, you could see the determination and fire in my eyes. I’m going to fuck you up. I’m going to make you wish that your first match in IWC wasn’t against me. I’m going to make you beg for Mercy after I send you STRAIGHT TO HELL!
On that note, I’m out.
Now I haven’t formally introduced my self to the IWC community. I am Chris Cyrus, And why is that Important. Well, let me tell you. I’ve done stuff in APW that many people hasn’t. Stuff that many haven’t even come close to. I’m a two time APW Tag Team Champion. I’m a former Overdrive Champion and a former Xtreme Champion in which I held the title for 364 days. A record might I add. Impressive huh?
Now, when I signed on with IWC and word got out, everyone asked me why would I lower myself to a company like this. And am I leaving APW for IWC. Let me answer the second question first. No, I am not leaving APW. And why come to IWC. Well, its pretty simple. There’s a couple reasons actually. First, back in early 2009, I was in APW when IWC tried making a come back and tried to eliminate APW and steal all the talent from there. I even got an invite that I used for toilet paper. I resent that invite, offering me the same promises that everyone else was getting. And quite honestly, I’m still a little bothered by it. Yah, obviously IWC at the time failed and failed miserably, but the through of someone ruining a place I call home doesn’t sit well, and I’m coming in to take care of some business. People who were involved with that I hear will be part of this IWC. Well if you guys are listening, consider this a warning, Chris Cyrus is coming for each and every one of you. And you can bank on it.
And the second reason I’m coming to IWC, is because from what I’m told, IWC is the land of the misfits. The place where Hardcore and Death matches are accepted and encouraged. Well, let me fill everyone in on something. All that kind of wrestling, its garbage wrestling. Its people who thrive on those matches who not only give this business a bad name, BUT Can’t even wrestle themselves so they try to mask it by using weapons and all that foolish stuff. Well, Chris Cyrus has come to IWC to put an end to that. I was once like that, but I saw the light and how stupid it is to wrestling in hardcore type matches. I’m going to bring WRESTLING to IWC and to all the Hardcore idiots on the roster, believe me when I say this. When I get in the ring with you, its not going to be chair shots and Singapore canes, its going to be me giving you a head lock, an arm bar, a hammer lock and a Straight to Hell. Wrestling moves. That’s it.
And the third reason I’m coming to IWC is to win the Insane Championship. Many big names have won it, and I want my name to be on that list. Especially in the new era of IWC. So Management make note of that. Because there’s nothing I want more than to win that title and watch the fans who come to the show to write some hardcore wrestling, see me putting their favorite hardcore icon in a headlock and sleeper holds for thirty minutes and piss the IWC faithful off. No one made any promises to me when I joined her so I’m making my own. I promise that I will be the IWC Insane Champion
Now that I’ve introduced myself and my intentions in IWC, lets talk about my first match in IWC. My first victim, a guy by the name of Billy Shea. Never heard of him, which is going to make this match interesting and fun. So I did some research on this guy. I head on over to the IWC website and checked out his profile. The guy is from Chicago, he’s 205 pounds. His finishing move is the most over used move in professional wrestling and guess what else I learned. He’s not a wrestler, but he is a fighter though. I’m in trouble now I see. I was being sarcastic there.
Pathetic. That’s how I would describe Billy Shea. Who are you trying to fool. You think your some tough guy. Your not tough. I saw you in the Pre Show Battle Royal at One Night in Hell. You got humiliated, and eliminated rather quickly. And I’m suppose to be intimidated by you? Very highly unlikely. You may be a brawling and a technical wrestler, but that doesn’t make you better than Chris Cyrus. One thing you need to realize is that Chris Cyrus is the real deal, I proved it time and time again. People may think I’m a jobber cause of my win loss record in APW, but the fact of the matter is that this isn’t APW, Its IWC. it’s a whole new begging for me. A new chapter in my life and Chapter one starts with the demise of Billy Shea.
I’m all on my own here, I don’t have Biggs with me, no Ellie. Its just Chris Cyrus on his own in IWC to make a bigger name for himself and to prove to the wrestling world that I don’t need help from anyone to do that. And that’s why on November seventh, I’m going to make an example out of Billy Shea and its nothing personal, its just business. And there’s nothing that you can do about it Billy, because I want this more than you. I need this more than you and that’s why I’m coming into our match and bringing everything I have. That victory over Pence Weatherlight gave me that extra boost of confident that I need. I’m more hungry than ever because of it. There’s no stopping Chris Cyrus now. People may have once saw me in APW as a small fish in a big pond, but here in IWC, I’m the freaking shark. And there’s no one who is going to stop me in getting to the top. And I hear Billy is known for is loyalty, Honor and Respect but his cut throat aggressiveness in the ring is what makes him what he is. So I say to you Billy, bring all that, because I’m ready to put everything that everyone thinks about you and shove it up your ass and make everyone see the person you really are. A no good lousy pile of dog shit. Your claim to fame in IWC will be having your career handed to you on a sliver platter thanks to Chris Cyrus.
I’ve been in a lot of matches in the three years I’ve been in this business. I’ve been in the ring with many different kind of wrestlers, and your no different than any one of them Billy. You walk through the door, looking like we should be impressed with you and that we should look at you in “aw” but the fact still remains, you’ve done nothing here or in APW and because of that, you don’t matter. I’m not going to underestimate you Billy. I’m sure you’re a great wrestler, but I’m going to do everything I can to ensure I pin your shoulders to the mat. I’m going to make sure that I beat you because Billy, this is my time to really shine and make an impact. Its going to come down to who wants this match more, and once that bell rings, your going to see just how bad I want it.
Chris Cyrus is the future of IWC. Chris Cyrus is the man who will take IWC to new heights. Chris Cyrus is the man who will be the first IWC Insane Champion and you’re my stepping stone Billy. Your just another bump in the road and the way I see it, you stand no chance in hell against me. Mark it on your calendar, November seventh from the IWC arena in Long Island New York, Billy Shea will get his ass handed to him, free of charge, because I’m nice like that, by Chris Cyrus. And mark my words, if I had a camera on me right now, you could see the determination and fire in my eyes. I’m going to fuck you up. I’m going to make you wish that your first match in IWC wasn’t against me. I’m going to make you beg for Mercy after I send you STRAIGHT TO HELL!
On that note, I’m out.
