Post by Jason Royce on Nov 30, 2010 18:44:44 GMT -4
(After events of last asylum, Jason is walking around back stage destroying everything in his path, angered at the fact that Chris Cyrus ended up winning the match over a silly mistake, Jason slams a bunch of chairs down to the ground, when Spade stops Jason.)
Spade: Mr. Royce may I have a moment of your time???
Royce: Look spade if you want to end up just like everything else around you better the fuck out of my way I am so pissed off that I lost to some stupid loser like Chris Cyrus, as far as I am concerned I got fucking robbed you know it, all the fans know it, and most of all Cyrus knows it.
Spade: So as you know the next card is out and you are slated to take on Branden Harvey what are your thoughts on that??
Royce: Spade does it look like I care that I have to face Brandon Harvey, no I do not care but one thing is for certain weather its Harvey or Cyrus I am going to rip someone apart, I got robbed all because I took Ellie and still have her all Cyrus has to do is allow me to beat him and I will give her back I was hoping that it would have taken Cyrus off his game but I was wrong.
Spade: Royce not trying to be a bitch or anything but face it man you lost that match shouldn’t u move on and stop crying about a lose and try and make it a win on the next card???
Royce: Look you retarded monkey, yeah ok I should move on but why the fuck should I Cyrus is a little pansy ass bitch that got lucky, but enough of that on the next card I take on a guy I know nothing about,(or should I say don’t care to know) you see this guy Branden Harvey is a loser just like Cyrus is and I am going to make a example out of Harvey wimple man and rip him limb from limb, and show just how pissed off I really am.
Spade: So what do you think of the fans bring the weapons match that Cyrus came up with after he beat you??
Royce: That is all he could come up please he could not think anything if the ideas came out of his ass, I could have thought of better ideas. One is for sure I am going to make that plan back fire one way or another.
Spade: So one more thing and I will let you go going into your next match are you going to use the fans to send a message or no?
Royce: Look jabroni, why should I tell you anything more you are just some lonely guy who gets no pussy and has to look for the nearest guy to hit on and I so happened to be around so please do not hit on and please for love of hell get moving before I cut your nuts off.
(Spade runs off like he is about to piss his pants and the scene ends with Jason standing their laughing like he is the devil as the scene goes black.)
Time passes
(the scene opens up at the ticket booth as people are lined up to buy tickets for the next asylum show when Royce walks out side look at the mass of people buying tickets, the people cheer and some boo as Jason walks around and begins to slaps hands and sign autographs for a few fans.)
Royce: Well look at all these people out here buying tickets to come see me beat the holy hell out of Mr Harvey Wimple man, can I ask you fans a question as you all have time waiting to buy tickets and all???
Fan #1: So Royce are you going to be a joke just like the last match you were in??
Royce: Listen here kid, you should watch that little mouth of yours cause sooner or later that mouth of yours is going to get you is more trouble than you can handle.
Fan #2: So why are you out here with all of us anyway, you must have a plan for something??
Royce: I am out here for a reason, and that is I want all of you to bring whatever you want to bring to the next show and to the super show because whatever Cyrus said about not bring anything bring it all. At the door there will be a trash can as you walk into the show this Sunday drop your stuff there.
Fan#3: so why do you want all these weapons anyway??
Royce: the reason I want this and Harvey you better be watching boy, is I want to show Cyrus that no matter what you people bring I am still going to beat and Harvey I am hoping you are listening to this Harvey, but this week my friend all these fans are going to witness a beat down that you will remember for a life time, weapons or no weapons I will beat you one way or another, weather its by submission or pinball or hell even a knock out Harvey you are going to wish t hat you stayed home this Sunday and not showed up cause I am going leave you bleeding in the middle of the ring and allow you to think about why you are even I IWC to begin with, and that is a promise.
(The fans start cheering “Royce”, “Royce” and one fan walks up with what looks like a bat with nails in it.)
Fan #4: hey Jason I am a big fan, I have fallowed your career since you got in to the business and I wanted to give you this.
Royce: What is it man?
Fan#4: It’s a bat with nails I called the nightmare hammer and I figured since your theme song is Nightmare that it would fit your persona.
Royce: In Fact it does and I will use it on not only Cyrus, but my opponent this week Harvey Wimple man.
(Royce grabs the bat and begins to walk back inside and stops just inside the doors looks into the camera, and smirks.)
Royce: Harvey, I know nothing about you, nor know what you have ever done in your small lack luster career, you are stepping into the ring with a true legend, a man that has been one of the very best hardcore wrestlers in the history of Wrestling. You are nothing compared to me, you should not even be in the same ring as me, you are a stupid half breed that all I here since I have been back is how awesome you are, or how you are at the top of your game but yet you got beat just like I did so really you have nothing over me, nothing worth trying to make up a worthless promo over, but really Harvey you are going to run your mouth in a promo and make yourself look as stupid and as brainless as you are every week on TV.
(Fans in the back ground keep cheering Royce’s name and he grabs a drink of water.)
Royce: You know I just got thinking, whatever promo you attempt to pull off, I assure you one thing and that is that you have no chance my friend no fucking chance cause at the end of the day Harvey you will prove once again to the world or whoever is watching on the internet will see just how much of a loser you really are when I beat you in front of the world, one thing I am happy about is that this match is not on national TV cause really I would not want to expose how much of a loser you are in front of millions of people, I just thought of something you remind me of a guy I watch on the WWE named the MIZ you seem to be as pathetic as he is but one is for sure you are not as awesome nor will you ever be as awesome as He is (wait a second what the hell am I talking about.) dude I made a huge mistake frankly you could be better than the MIZ no wait I am wrong again you are not better than him you are not better than anyone, you Harvey are as good as a vampire hunter is at finding and killing a vampire.
(Fans keep cheering.)
Royce: One last thing Harvey when I get done with you I am going to make you wish you were never a wrestler, nor a IWC misfit, after this week boy I am going to rip you apart and feed you to the dogs, so be ready cause I am see you in the ring and bring your luck with you, cause you will need it.
(Fans keep cheering and some booing can be heard as the scene fades out.)
Spade: Mr. Royce may I have a moment of your time???
Royce: Look spade if you want to end up just like everything else around you better the fuck out of my way I am so pissed off that I lost to some stupid loser like Chris Cyrus, as far as I am concerned I got fucking robbed you know it, all the fans know it, and most of all Cyrus knows it.
Spade: So as you know the next card is out and you are slated to take on Branden Harvey what are your thoughts on that??
Royce: Spade does it look like I care that I have to face Brandon Harvey, no I do not care but one thing is for certain weather its Harvey or Cyrus I am going to rip someone apart, I got robbed all because I took Ellie and still have her all Cyrus has to do is allow me to beat him and I will give her back I was hoping that it would have taken Cyrus off his game but I was wrong.
Spade: Royce not trying to be a bitch or anything but face it man you lost that match shouldn’t u move on and stop crying about a lose and try and make it a win on the next card???
Royce: Look you retarded monkey, yeah ok I should move on but why the fuck should I Cyrus is a little pansy ass bitch that got lucky, but enough of that on the next card I take on a guy I know nothing about,(or should I say don’t care to know) you see this guy Branden Harvey is a loser just like Cyrus is and I am going to make a example out of Harvey wimple man and rip him limb from limb, and show just how pissed off I really am.
Spade: So what do you think of the fans bring the weapons match that Cyrus came up with after he beat you??
Royce: That is all he could come up please he could not think anything if the ideas came out of his ass, I could have thought of better ideas. One is for sure I am going to make that plan back fire one way or another.
Spade: So one more thing and I will let you go going into your next match are you going to use the fans to send a message or no?
Royce: Look jabroni, why should I tell you anything more you are just some lonely guy who gets no pussy and has to look for the nearest guy to hit on and I so happened to be around so please do not hit on and please for love of hell get moving before I cut your nuts off.
(Spade runs off like he is about to piss his pants and the scene ends with Jason standing their laughing like he is the devil as the scene goes black.)
Time passes
(the scene opens up at the ticket booth as people are lined up to buy tickets for the next asylum show when Royce walks out side look at the mass of people buying tickets, the people cheer and some boo as Jason walks around and begins to slaps hands and sign autographs for a few fans.)
Royce: Well look at all these people out here buying tickets to come see me beat the holy hell out of Mr Harvey Wimple man, can I ask you fans a question as you all have time waiting to buy tickets and all???
Fan #1: So Royce are you going to be a joke just like the last match you were in??
Royce: Listen here kid, you should watch that little mouth of yours cause sooner or later that mouth of yours is going to get you is more trouble than you can handle.
Fan #2: So why are you out here with all of us anyway, you must have a plan for something??
Royce: I am out here for a reason, and that is I want all of you to bring whatever you want to bring to the next show and to the super show because whatever Cyrus said about not bring anything bring it all. At the door there will be a trash can as you walk into the show this Sunday drop your stuff there.
Fan#3: so why do you want all these weapons anyway??
Royce: the reason I want this and Harvey you better be watching boy, is I want to show Cyrus that no matter what you people bring I am still going to beat and Harvey I am hoping you are listening to this Harvey, but this week my friend all these fans are going to witness a beat down that you will remember for a life time, weapons or no weapons I will beat you one way or another, weather its by submission or pinball or hell even a knock out Harvey you are going to wish t hat you stayed home this Sunday and not showed up cause I am going leave you bleeding in the middle of the ring and allow you to think about why you are even I IWC to begin with, and that is a promise.
(The fans start cheering “Royce”, “Royce” and one fan walks up with what looks like a bat with nails in it.)
Fan #4: hey Jason I am a big fan, I have fallowed your career since you got in to the business and I wanted to give you this.
Royce: What is it man?
Fan#4: It’s a bat with nails I called the nightmare hammer and I figured since your theme song is Nightmare that it would fit your persona.
Royce: In Fact it does and I will use it on not only Cyrus, but my opponent this week Harvey Wimple man.
(Royce grabs the bat and begins to walk back inside and stops just inside the doors looks into the camera, and smirks.)
Royce: Harvey, I know nothing about you, nor know what you have ever done in your small lack luster career, you are stepping into the ring with a true legend, a man that has been one of the very best hardcore wrestlers in the history of Wrestling. You are nothing compared to me, you should not even be in the same ring as me, you are a stupid half breed that all I here since I have been back is how awesome you are, or how you are at the top of your game but yet you got beat just like I did so really you have nothing over me, nothing worth trying to make up a worthless promo over, but really Harvey you are going to run your mouth in a promo and make yourself look as stupid and as brainless as you are every week on TV.
(Fans in the back ground keep cheering Royce’s name and he grabs a drink of water.)
Royce: You know I just got thinking, whatever promo you attempt to pull off, I assure you one thing and that is that you have no chance my friend no fucking chance cause at the end of the day Harvey you will prove once again to the world or whoever is watching on the internet will see just how much of a loser you really are when I beat you in front of the world, one thing I am happy about is that this match is not on national TV cause really I would not want to expose how much of a loser you are in front of millions of people, I just thought of something you remind me of a guy I watch on the WWE named the MIZ you seem to be as pathetic as he is but one is for sure you are not as awesome nor will you ever be as awesome as He is (wait a second what the hell am I talking about.) dude I made a huge mistake frankly you could be better than the MIZ no wait I am wrong again you are not better than him you are not better than anyone, you Harvey are as good as a vampire hunter is at finding and killing a vampire.
(Fans keep cheering.)
Royce: One last thing Harvey when I get done with you I am going to make you wish you were never a wrestler, nor a IWC misfit, after this week boy I am going to rip you apart and feed you to the dogs, so be ready cause I am see you in the ring and bring your luck with you, cause you will need it.
(Fans keep cheering and some booing can be heard as the scene fades out.)
