Post by Chris Cyrus on Dec 12, 2010 13:56:30 GMT -4
The scene opens up outside a Walmart in Long Island New York. The parking lot is packed as people are shopping on this Sunny Sunday afternoon for Christmas. We see Chris walk in through the doors and is quickly greeted by an old man.
Old Man: Welcome to Walmart sir.
Chris: Hey, I got a question for you, I’m looking for some protection.
Old Man: Condoms are down in the back of the story in our pharmacy section sir.
People look at Chris and snicker at him as they hear the old man say that loud.
Chris: No, not that. I need like a helmet, elbow pads and stuff like that. Do you have a spots department.
Old Man: Left side of the store towards the back.
Chris: Thanks, have a good day.
Chris makes his way through the flood of people to the sporting good department. And finds an older worker who looks to be in his 30’s. Chris goes up to him and reads his name tag which says “Steve”
Chris: Hey Steve, I need some help.
Steve: Ok, what can do help you win.
Chris: I’m looking for a helmet mainly.
Steve: What kind of helmet, Bicycle? Hockey? Football?
Chris: I didn’t think about the different options. What do you think would give you the best protection if lets say someone was to hit you in the head with a chair.
Steve: I’m not an expert of helmets, I just covering this department today cause some punk kid couldn’t handle his liquor at a party last night. Football players take a lot of knocks to the head, so I say a football helmet would be your best choice.
Chris: Show me what you got.
They go to the helmet section and Chris grabs a red helmet and tries it on.
Chris: This one is nice, and it fits pretty good too.
Steve: Why are you buying as helmet if you don’t mind me asking.
Chris: I got a big wrestling match next Sunday and I don’t feel like getting it in the head with any weapons. Last thing I want is to go crazy and kill my family. I could happen, you never know.
Just then, a fan see’s Chris and yells at him
Fan: Hey Chris, Check out the weapon I’m bringing to the show
The fan lifts up a tricycle to show Chris and starts laughing as he walks away.
Chris: You think this helmet will protect me from a tricycle being thrown at my head.
Steve: I think you’ll be fine with this. Can I ring this through for you?
Chris: You got it.
Steve takes the helmet and they go to the counter to pay. It gets rung through and Chris pays for it. Steven puts the helmet in a bag and hands it to Chris and his receipt.
Chris: What’s your return policy.
Steve: I’m sure if you keep your receipt you’ll be fine. Your not gonna use it once and return it after your wrestling match are ya.
Chris: This helmet cost more than what I’ll probably get paid for the show. What do you think?
Chris gives Steve a smile and walks off
Chris: Have a good day Steve.
Chris sneaks his way through the large crowd and is able to leave Walmart. He goes through the exit doors and the alarm goes off. The old man greeter is quick to spot him.
Old Man: Can I check your bag.
The old man looks in, see’s the helmet and looks at the receipt.
Old Man: You didn’t steel any condoms did you?
More people laugh at Chris as they hear what the old man say’s.
Chris: No, I didn’t.
Chris empties out his coat pockets.
Chris: See
Old Man: enjoy your day sir.
Chris finally walks out of Walmart, gets to his car and drives off as the scene fades
~~~~~
The scene opens up with Chris standing in front of a camera talking.
Chris: Fans bring the weapons. I match I’ve chosen to have against Jason Royce at IWC’s first Super Show, Massacre on 34th Street. I got to chose this match because of a stipulation of a match Jason and I had. Winner picked the gimmick for our next match. I won the match. People have been asking me, Mr. Anti Hardcore, why did you picked Fans bring the weapons? Its pretty simple. I know I wouldn’t have been able to get away with a “No Weapons” Match. And even an IWC singles match, Weapons are allowed. So I had to think, how can I control the weapons, and then it hit me. Fans brings the weapons. I know that the IWC faithful are the most ruthless and crazy wrestling’s fans in the world, and would bring everything and anything including the kitchen sink. In this match, we can only use the weapons that the fans brings. And I can control that. And I’ll tell you why. Any weapon a fan brings, I can break it before it even gets used. I’ll throw it far away from the thing. I’ll make sure Jason Royce doesn’t get outside the ring to get a weapon.
At the last IWC show, I continued my winning ways. I beat The Gambler and James Chambers in a triple threat match. No one thought I could do it, but I did. I’m at the best than I’ve ever been right now. I’ve won my last 3 matches and its going to continues at Massacre on 34th Street. How many matches has Jason won since coming back to IWC? I’ll answer that, its Zero. What makes Jason or anyone else for that matter think for one second that they can beat me, when I beat him once already in IWC and countless number of times in APW. The way I look at it, my fighting Jason Royce is only a small obstacle before I win the Insane Championship at the end of the show.
Four Matches will take place, and the winners will all face each other at the end of the night to crown the first Insane Champion of the new IWC Era. Guys like Hurricane Jeff and Twister have held that Title in the past, but now, its time for a new guy to hold the title. The beginning of a new era of IWC and that’s the Era of Chris Cyrus. Its time for someone outside the Blackwell circle of friends to win. Someone outside the gang of guys who wrestled each other for many years. See, this is my chance at making people realize that Chris Cyrus is the real deal. That he’s a force to be reckoned with. Its been my goal since coming to IWC to win the Insane Championship and this could be my one and only shot. I haven’t busted my ass for the last month and half to win all my matches and to go into this super show and lose. There’s a lot of guys who could be deserving on the championship, but there’s no one that wants it more. And I will prove it when I go though Jason Royce.
The problem you have Jason is that your trying to play mind games with me and its not working. Because your not a mastermind, you don’t know what the hell your doing. Your trying to piss me off and really, your not worth getting pissed off over. After this super show, I’ll be done with you once and for all. We can both move on. Lets make a deal right now Jason, for this match, lets forget about all our other matches that we’ve had. Lets look at this match as the match to decide who is the better person. Lets agree that this match will give the winner all the bragging rights of being better than the other and earn the right to day that they carried Hardcore Ice back in the day. Lets just put the nail in the coffin of this feud. I’m tired of fighting you. I’m tried of arguing with you. I’m just tired of you all together Jason.
I know your game plan for this match Jason, your going to come in, all angry like you always are. Throwing out random insults to everyone and rely on the weapons that the fans bring to beat me. Well, its not going to happen like that. The thing about the fans and their weapons Jason is that, just like you don’t care about the fans, they don’t care about you. They want to see you get hurt. They want to see you injured. All they care about is seeing blood. And as soon as you realize that like I did, you’ll be not only a better person, but a better wrestler. I saw the light and I eliminated Hardcore Wrestling from my style of wrestling and my success sky rocketed. And I will show it in this match Jason when I don’t take one single weapon to use against you. I won’t pick up a single chair. Its gonna be headlocks and submission holds all night Jason. And I don’t care if you like it or not. I don’t care if the fans like it or not and I don’t care if management will like it or not. I’m coming to this show to do a job and that job is to beat you and go on and win the Insane Championship. I will do whatever it takes to make sure that happens. I’m going to out wrestle you Jason. I’m going to beat you fast so I can reserve my energy for the main event.
I’m already looking past you to the Main Event Jason. That’s how confident I am that I will beat you. But like every match, I’m still not going to underestimate you, because nothing in this business is a guarantee, even a win against you Jason, because you’ve been known to pull some upsets. You’ve even pulled some on me, but the stakes are higher now. This isn’t just some match where the winner and loser doesn’t matter. The winner and loser does matter and it could change not only our lives but the face of IWC forever. You have no idea how bad I want to win the Insane Championship. You’ve been in this business for a long time Jason. What is it, 10 years or so? Your time to become a champion is over. Your washed up. Me, I’m still young, I’m still hungry, and its my time to lead a company into a new year.
I am so close to the Insane Championship that I can taste it. But almost everyone else on the roster is in the same boat at me. Win the first match, gets the title shot. I know Trevor Blackwell is determined to win the title. But here’s my problem with that, I don’t like Trevor Blackwell. Trevor Blackwell beat me in the very first match ever in APW. For me, that was embarrassing and it set the tone for the beginning of my career. I knew there would always come a day where I would get revenge for that one and that Insane Title match could be it if we make it there. There would be nothing, and I mean nothing better than beating Trevor Blackwell and win the Insane Championship in the very same company that he once helped create. What a spit in the face that would be. I smile just thinking about the possibility.
But lets look at everyone else. There’s lots of talent, and anyone could surprise us and win this. Theres The Gambler and James Chambers who I’ve already beaten and could beat again I’m sure. But then there’s Damian Dimitri. A kid who was suppose to be the next big thing in APW being a protégé to Trevor Blackwell and then became the biggest flop in APW history and even in IWC, he’s been nothing special and will fail just like this trainer. Madok Mortalis, an associate to Pence Weatherlight. Didn’t he try to wrestle in APW at one point? I think so, and we all know how well that turned out. And might I add, I hold a victory over the current APW Overdrive Champion. Just throwing that out there. Isabella Pazzini, being hot doesn’t win you matches toots, but being in a battle royal with men 3 times your size, you got your work cut you for you, so good luck with that one. Harry Durden, who the hell is that guy? Insane Champion material I’m sure. Amber Stevens, someone who reminds me a lot of Jason Royce. Patience, shows lots of promise, but just can’t get the job done and I predict the same for this show. And Anthony James, the new guy to IWC. Big opportunity for this guy, but we’ll see how he does. Delilah, always impressive in the ring and could be a threat. I got my eyes on her. And Katrina Olivetti, The Hardcore Luchador, great efforts against Trevor Blackwell last week, but how bad do you want the Insane Title. Ask yourself that Arcadia. You weren’t good enough to beat Trevor last week, are you good enough to win the title.
So many wrestlers but only one title to win. Can I see myself at the end of the night, holding the Insane Title, honestly I say I can. Right now, I’m doing better than ever. I’m on my own, I got no one to carry me. Its all me right now. Failure isn’t an option, its is my shot and I’m going to take it, make the most of it and win the title, but Jason Royce still stands in my way. Jason, at our last match, you said I got lucky, You said that you got robbed. How many times do I have to beat you Jason before its you just sucking and me not being lucky? After our Fans Bring the Weapons match, there will be no more excuses for you Jason. The better man will win. And the better man, it will be me. Its time to face reality and realize that My name, Its Chris Cyrus, And that means, I am better than YOU!
The scene fades to black
Old Man: Welcome to Walmart sir.
Chris: Hey, I got a question for you, I’m looking for some protection.
Old Man: Condoms are down in the back of the story in our pharmacy section sir.
People look at Chris and snicker at him as they hear the old man say that loud.
Chris: No, not that. I need like a helmet, elbow pads and stuff like that. Do you have a spots department.
Old Man: Left side of the store towards the back.
Chris: Thanks, have a good day.
Chris makes his way through the flood of people to the sporting good department. And finds an older worker who looks to be in his 30’s. Chris goes up to him and reads his name tag which says “Steve”
Chris: Hey Steve, I need some help.
Steve: Ok, what can do help you win.
Chris: I’m looking for a helmet mainly.
Steve: What kind of helmet, Bicycle? Hockey? Football?
Chris: I didn’t think about the different options. What do you think would give you the best protection if lets say someone was to hit you in the head with a chair.
Steve: I’m not an expert of helmets, I just covering this department today cause some punk kid couldn’t handle his liquor at a party last night. Football players take a lot of knocks to the head, so I say a football helmet would be your best choice.
Chris: Show me what you got.
They go to the helmet section and Chris grabs a red helmet and tries it on.
Chris: This one is nice, and it fits pretty good too.
Steve: Why are you buying as helmet if you don’t mind me asking.
Chris: I got a big wrestling match next Sunday and I don’t feel like getting it in the head with any weapons. Last thing I want is to go crazy and kill my family. I could happen, you never know.
Just then, a fan see’s Chris and yells at him
Fan: Hey Chris, Check out the weapon I’m bringing to the show
The fan lifts up a tricycle to show Chris and starts laughing as he walks away.
Chris: You think this helmet will protect me from a tricycle being thrown at my head.
Steve: I think you’ll be fine with this. Can I ring this through for you?
Chris: You got it.
Steve takes the helmet and they go to the counter to pay. It gets rung through and Chris pays for it. Steven puts the helmet in a bag and hands it to Chris and his receipt.
Chris: What’s your return policy.
Steve: I’m sure if you keep your receipt you’ll be fine. Your not gonna use it once and return it after your wrestling match are ya.
Chris: This helmet cost more than what I’ll probably get paid for the show. What do you think?
Chris gives Steve a smile and walks off
Chris: Have a good day Steve.
Chris sneaks his way through the large crowd and is able to leave Walmart. He goes through the exit doors and the alarm goes off. The old man greeter is quick to spot him.
Old Man: Can I check your bag.
The old man looks in, see’s the helmet and looks at the receipt.
Old Man: You didn’t steel any condoms did you?
More people laugh at Chris as they hear what the old man say’s.
Chris: No, I didn’t.
Chris empties out his coat pockets.
Chris: See
Old Man: enjoy your day sir.
Chris finally walks out of Walmart, gets to his car and drives off as the scene fades
~~~~~
The scene opens up with Chris standing in front of a camera talking.
Chris: Fans bring the weapons. I match I’ve chosen to have against Jason Royce at IWC’s first Super Show, Massacre on 34th Street. I got to chose this match because of a stipulation of a match Jason and I had. Winner picked the gimmick for our next match. I won the match. People have been asking me, Mr. Anti Hardcore, why did you picked Fans bring the weapons? Its pretty simple. I know I wouldn’t have been able to get away with a “No Weapons” Match. And even an IWC singles match, Weapons are allowed. So I had to think, how can I control the weapons, and then it hit me. Fans brings the weapons. I know that the IWC faithful are the most ruthless and crazy wrestling’s fans in the world, and would bring everything and anything including the kitchen sink. In this match, we can only use the weapons that the fans brings. And I can control that. And I’ll tell you why. Any weapon a fan brings, I can break it before it even gets used. I’ll throw it far away from the thing. I’ll make sure Jason Royce doesn’t get outside the ring to get a weapon.
At the last IWC show, I continued my winning ways. I beat The Gambler and James Chambers in a triple threat match. No one thought I could do it, but I did. I’m at the best than I’ve ever been right now. I’ve won my last 3 matches and its going to continues at Massacre on 34th Street. How many matches has Jason won since coming back to IWC? I’ll answer that, its Zero. What makes Jason or anyone else for that matter think for one second that they can beat me, when I beat him once already in IWC and countless number of times in APW. The way I look at it, my fighting Jason Royce is only a small obstacle before I win the Insane Championship at the end of the show.
Four Matches will take place, and the winners will all face each other at the end of the night to crown the first Insane Champion of the new IWC Era. Guys like Hurricane Jeff and Twister have held that Title in the past, but now, its time for a new guy to hold the title. The beginning of a new era of IWC and that’s the Era of Chris Cyrus. Its time for someone outside the Blackwell circle of friends to win. Someone outside the gang of guys who wrestled each other for many years. See, this is my chance at making people realize that Chris Cyrus is the real deal. That he’s a force to be reckoned with. Its been my goal since coming to IWC to win the Insane Championship and this could be my one and only shot. I haven’t busted my ass for the last month and half to win all my matches and to go into this super show and lose. There’s a lot of guys who could be deserving on the championship, but there’s no one that wants it more. And I will prove it when I go though Jason Royce.
The problem you have Jason is that your trying to play mind games with me and its not working. Because your not a mastermind, you don’t know what the hell your doing. Your trying to piss me off and really, your not worth getting pissed off over. After this super show, I’ll be done with you once and for all. We can both move on. Lets make a deal right now Jason, for this match, lets forget about all our other matches that we’ve had. Lets look at this match as the match to decide who is the better person. Lets agree that this match will give the winner all the bragging rights of being better than the other and earn the right to day that they carried Hardcore Ice back in the day. Lets just put the nail in the coffin of this feud. I’m tired of fighting you. I’m tried of arguing with you. I’m just tired of you all together Jason.
I know your game plan for this match Jason, your going to come in, all angry like you always are. Throwing out random insults to everyone and rely on the weapons that the fans bring to beat me. Well, its not going to happen like that. The thing about the fans and their weapons Jason is that, just like you don’t care about the fans, they don’t care about you. They want to see you get hurt. They want to see you injured. All they care about is seeing blood. And as soon as you realize that like I did, you’ll be not only a better person, but a better wrestler. I saw the light and I eliminated Hardcore Wrestling from my style of wrestling and my success sky rocketed. And I will show it in this match Jason when I don’t take one single weapon to use against you. I won’t pick up a single chair. Its gonna be headlocks and submission holds all night Jason. And I don’t care if you like it or not. I don’t care if the fans like it or not and I don’t care if management will like it or not. I’m coming to this show to do a job and that job is to beat you and go on and win the Insane Championship. I will do whatever it takes to make sure that happens. I’m going to out wrestle you Jason. I’m going to beat you fast so I can reserve my energy for the main event.
I’m already looking past you to the Main Event Jason. That’s how confident I am that I will beat you. But like every match, I’m still not going to underestimate you, because nothing in this business is a guarantee, even a win against you Jason, because you’ve been known to pull some upsets. You’ve even pulled some on me, but the stakes are higher now. This isn’t just some match where the winner and loser doesn’t matter. The winner and loser does matter and it could change not only our lives but the face of IWC forever. You have no idea how bad I want to win the Insane Championship. You’ve been in this business for a long time Jason. What is it, 10 years or so? Your time to become a champion is over. Your washed up. Me, I’m still young, I’m still hungry, and its my time to lead a company into a new year.
I am so close to the Insane Championship that I can taste it. But almost everyone else on the roster is in the same boat at me. Win the first match, gets the title shot. I know Trevor Blackwell is determined to win the title. But here’s my problem with that, I don’t like Trevor Blackwell. Trevor Blackwell beat me in the very first match ever in APW. For me, that was embarrassing and it set the tone for the beginning of my career. I knew there would always come a day where I would get revenge for that one and that Insane Title match could be it if we make it there. There would be nothing, and I mean nothing better than beating Trevor Blackwell and win the Insane Championship in the very same company that he once helped create. What a spit in the face that would be. I smile just thinking about the possibility.
But lets look at everyone else. There’s lots of talent, and anyone could surprise us and win this. Theres The Gambler and James Chambers who I’ve already beaten and could beat again I’m sure. But then there’s Damian Dimitri. A kid who was suppose to be the next big thing in APW being a protégé to Trevor Blackwell and then became the biggest flop in APW history and even in IWC, he’s been nothing special and will fail just like this trainer. Madok Mortalis, an associate to Pence Weatherlight. Didn’t he try to wrestle in APW at one point? I think so, and we all know how well that turned out. And might I add, I hold a victory over the current APW Overdrive Champion. Just throwing that out there. Isabella Pazzini, being hot doesn’t win you matches toots, but being in a battle royal with men 3 times your size, you got your work cut you for you, so good luck with that one. Harry Durden, who the hell is that guy? Insane Champion material I’m sure. Amber Stevens, someone who reminds me a lot of Jason Royce. Patience, shows lots of promise, but just can’t get the job done and I predict the same for this show. And Anthony James, the new guy to IWC. Big opportunity for this guy, but we’ll see how he does. Delilah, always impressive in the ring and could be a threat. I got my eyes on her. And Katrina Olivetti, The Hardcore Luchador, great efforts against Trevor Blackwell last week, but how bad do you want the Insane Title. Ask yourself that Arcadia. You weren’t good enough to beat Trevor last week, are you good enough to win the title.
So many wrestlers but only one title to win. Can I see myself at the end of the night, holding the Insane Title, honestly I say I can. Right now, I’m doing better than ever. I’m on my own, I got no one to carry me. Its all me right now. Failure isn’t an option, its is my shot and I’m going to take it, make the most of it and win the title, but Jason Royce still stands in my way. Jason, at our last match, you said I got lucky, You said that you got robbed. How many times do I have to beat you Jason before its you just sucking and me not being lucky? After our Fans Bring the Weapons match, there will be no more excuses for you Jason. The better man will win. And the better man, it will be me. Its time to face reality and realize that My name, Its Chris Cyrus, And that means, I am better than YOU!
The scene fades to black
