Post by brandenharvey on Dec 17, 2010 4:13:57 GMT -4
[The scene opens with "Supersonic" Branden Harvey standing under a ladder, in a wrestling ring. Harvey is looking into the camera. He begins to speak.]
Harvey: This Sunday, at Massacre on 34th St., I'm in a Ladder Match to crown the IWC Suicidal Champion. I've already said my bit on the match. I believe I'm going to win. I'm the better wrestler in the match. But my opponents have had choice words for me. Words that I feel I need to respond to.
I'll start with my colleague, "The Loose Cannon" Rico Casteel. You lost in your debut match, Rico. I'm not ragging on you for it. I've been there. But I've proven myself since then. You've proven nothing. You're good. I'll give you that. But you have yet to have a victory to your name. I have several victories and several titles under my belt. None of them are in IWC. But I plan on rectifying that. How can you sit there and say you'll destroy me when you have yet to win a match? I'm not going to call you a liar, Rico. You admitted that Ladder matches weren't your forte'. Good for you. But they're mine. I won the APW Xtreme Championship in a Ladder Match. You say "Supersonic" is a nickname, not a definition. I'm here to tell you that I am the fastest son of a bitch that you will ever face in that ring. That's why it defines me, Rico. It's also why I'm not a "normal opponent." And, Rico, don't hold your breath. I want you fresh.
Now we're going to talk about "The Hardcore Princess" Kristina Blackwell. Kristina, I don't have a lot to say about you that I haven't already said. I DO, however, want to clarify that just because you don't want a belt doesn't mean you CAN'T win a belt. I was just trying to get you to choose a career path where you can break bones and not have to worry about belts. Mob enforcer, maybe?
Finally, we have "Superstar" Bobby Bodacious. Bobby, you come up with unoriginal insults like idiot? Really? Okay. How's this? "Dude, I'm totally gonna kick your retarded ass. Yeah." Superstar, you don't have to worry about my intelligence, which is pretty high. You just have to worry about my skill in the ring. You say I don't deserve the gold like you do? What makes you so deserving? What have you done other than run businesses into the ground? And what did you learn from NSCW? How to make your next wrestling fed have a shorter run? We're babies, Bodacious? Keep telling yourself that. Because when your candy is twenty-five pounds of gold, you don't give it up so easily.
[Harvey climbs the ladder he has been standing under. he gets to the top and begins to speak one more time.]
Harvey: This Sunday, I'm going to prove my dominance in all of wrestling. I'm going to run over the three of you. I'm going to climb this ladder. I'm going to grab the gold. And, when it's all said and done, I'm going to be the new IWC Suicidal Champion. Don't believe me? Try and stop me.
[The scene fades.]
Harvey: This Sunday, at Massacre on 34th St., I'm in a Ladder Match to crown the IWC Suicidal Champion. I've already said my bit on the match. I believe I'm going to win. I'm the better wrestler in the match. But my opponents have had choice words for me. Words that I feel I need to respond to.
I'll start with my colleague, "The Loose Cannon" Rico Casteel. You lost in your debut match, Rico. I'm not ragging on you for it. I've been there. But I've proven myself since then. You've proven nothing. You're good. I'll give you that. But you have yet to have a victory to your name. I have several victories and several titles under my belt. None of them are in IWC. But I plan on rectifying that. How can you sit there and say you'll destroy me when you have yet to win a match? I'm not going to call you a liar, Rico. You admitted that Ladder matches weren't your forte'. Good for you. But they're mine. I won the APW Xtreme Championship in a Ladder Match. You say "Supersonic" is a nickname, not a definition. I'm here to tell you that I am the fastest son of a bitch that you will ever face in that ring. That's why it defines me, Rico. It's also why I'm not a "normal opponent." And, Rico, don't hold your breath. I want you fresh.
Now we're going to talk about "The Hardcore Princess" Kristina Blackwell. Kristina, I don't have a lot to say about you that I haven't already said. I DO, however, want to clarify that just because you don't want a belt doesn't mean you CAN'T win a belt. I was just trying to get you to choose a career path where you can break bones and not have to worry about belts. Mob enforcer, maybe?
Finally, we have "Superstar" Bobby Bodacious. Bobby, you come up with unoriginal insults like idiot? Really? Okay. How's this? "Dude, I'm totally gonna kick your retarded ass. Yeah." Superstar, you don't have to worry about my intelligence, which is pretty high. You just have to worry about my skill in the ring. You say I don't deserve the gold like you do? What makes you so deserving? What have you done other than run businesses into the ground? And what did you learn from NSCW? How to make your next wrestling fed have a shorter run? We're babies, Bodacious? Keep telling yourself that. Because when your candy is twenty-five pounds of gold, you don't give it up so easily.
[Harvey climbs the ladder he has been standing under. he gets to the top and begins to speak one more time.]
Harvey: This Sunday, I'm going to prove my dominance in all of wrestling. I'm going to run over the three of you. I'm going to climb this ladder. I'm going to grab the gold. And, when it's all said and done, I'm going to be the new IWC Suicidal Champion. Don't believe me? Try and stop me.
[The scene fades.]
