Post by brandenharvey on Jan 14, 2011 2:56:51 GMT -4
[The scene opens in the home of "Supersonic" Branden Harvey. Harvey is slouching on the couch. He lets out a whine that makes him sound like a girl. He is obviously depressed. Lisa walks up to him and sits down. She puts her arm around him. She gives him a kiss.]
Lisa: What's wrong, hon?
Branden: I've been in IWC since November and I haven't won more than one match here. I'm a loser. I don't belong in IWC. I don't belong anywhere. The world of pro wrestling would be better off if I died.
Lisa: What about APW? You've been mildly successful there.
Branden: Yeah. But IWC is a whole other animal. Maybe I can't cut it in IWC. Maybe I should quit and just wrestle in APW. But, like you said, I'm only mildly successful there. Maybe I don't belong in wrestling at all. Maybe I should jump in front of a bus.
Lisa: Don't talk like that.
Branden: How would you feel if you couldn't answer all the questions at the Car Seat Convention?
Lisa: Pretty crappy; depressed
Branden: Well, that's how I feel right now. I feel crappy. I'm depressed. I feel like a loser. I feel like hanging myself.
Lisa: Forget about the past. Just focus on your match this week against who again? James Chambers?
Branden: "Superstar" Bobby Bodacious
Lisa: Supersonic vs. Superstar, huh? Has he had anything to say about the match? About you?
Branden: He called me an inbred moron. It's kinda funny because my aunt and uncle are married. But that doesn't have to do with my blood. They're just my dad's brother and sister. But their kids are all messed up. You've seen Nicole and Summer. And Allen especially.
Lisa: Yes. I have. They're ugly. Hideous, even. But back to your match. Has Bodacious ever beaten you? I don't recall. Have you ever even wrestled him?
[Branden gets up and starts pacing around the room, riled up with his speech. He's fired up now.]
Branden: No. Though I lost to Rico Casteel, I kicked Bodacious' ass at Massacre on 34th St. I was prepared for him during the Tap Out Tournament but we never faced each other. I lost to Chris Cyrus in the first round. And that's what I'm talking about. I'm always losing. I didn't make it past the first round of that tournament. Sure. I was disqualified. But still. A loss is a loss. I'm not the Tap Out Champion right now. If I had been intelligent enough to not leap out of the ring, I would be.
But Bodacious seems preoccupied with pimples on the asses of muscled men or something like that. If that's what turns him on, more power to him. I just wish he wouldn't bring me into it. I'm not gay. I'm married to you, after all. If Bobby wants to see a pimple on somebody's ass, he should look at Jason Royce, my only IWC win.
Bodacious talks a lot about my life as a child. Yes. I lived in a trailer park. Yes. My family struggled to make ends meet. But that just made me strong. I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth. That's supposed to put me at a disadvantage? It just means I had to struggle more than him to get where I am. I had to fight. I couldn't pay President Jeff to hire me. I had to earn my spot. I had to earn this job. It has made me strong.
I have been saying my prayers and eating my vitamins. I've been training and dieting. I'm ready for Bobby. I'm not a malnourished kid anymore. I worked my way out of that. I do cardio exercises every day. I do agility exercises three times a week. And I do strength exercises three times a week. How do you think I was able to powerbomb a man that weighs one hundred pounds more than me on Overdrive? It's called training. I'm a man that trains every day. And I'm a man that is ready to beat Bobby Bodacious.
Bobby thinks he's classy. He thinks he's better than me because he has more money than me. But I know the truth. I know that money doesn't make the man. How classy is someone that would pay someone to wash their car instead of getting off their lazy asses and doing it themselves? His money has made him lazy. I'm a working man. And that has made me strong. It has made me stronger than Bobby Bodacious. He paid his way into IWC. He greased Jeff's pockets to get where he is. I earned it. And this Sunday, we'll see who the better man is.
Bobby is a homosexual, unclassy, stuck up loser. He wants to take me and throw me in the garbage. I'm not going to take that. And I'm not going to throw him in the garbage. Because he's not garbage. He's simply worse than me. I'm better than he is in every way. I've worked harder, fought harder, and tried harder than him. That's why I will beat him. I will go into this match. And this Sunday, he will feel the Sonic Boom.
I am right for IWC. And IWC is right for me. Not only that. IWC needs me. It needs me to save it from people like Bobby Bodacious. I'm a wrestler at heart. I just need to get some experience in this kind of enviroment. It's time to feed on the crowd. It's time to for the lights to turn on. It's time for my new start in IWC. The whole roster needs to be prepared, be aware, and, most of all, be afraid. Because "Supersonic" Branden Harvey is ready to take over IWC.
Lisa: That's more like it. Now let's go into the bedroom and blow off some steam.
[Branden cracks a smile, his confidence back, as the scene fades.]
Lisa: What's wrong, hon?
Branden: I've been in IWC since November and I haven't won more than one match here. I'm a loser. I don't belong in IWC. I don't belong anywhere. The world of pro wrestling would be better off if I died.
Lisa: What about APW? You've been mildly successful there.
Branden: Yeah. But IWC is a whole other animal. Maybe I can't cut it in IWC. Maybe I should quit and just wrestle in APW. But, like you said, I'm only mildly successful there. Maybe I don't belong in wrestling at all. Maybe I should jump in front of a bus.
Lisa: Don't talk like that.
Branden: How would you feel if you couldn't answer all the questions at the Car Seat Convention?
Lisa: Pretty crappy; depressed
Branden: Well, that's how I feel right now. I feel crappy. I'm depressed. I feel like a loser. I feel like hanging myself.
Lisa: Forget about the past. Just focus on your match this week against who again? James Chambers?
Branden: "Superstar" Bobby Bodacious
Lisa: Supersonic vs. Superstar, huh? Has he had anything to say about the match? About you?
Branden: He called me an inbred moron. It's kinda funny because my aunt and uncle are married. But that doesn't have to do with my blood. They're just my dad's brother and sister. But their kids are all messed up. You've seen Nicole and Summer. And Allen especially.
Lisa: Yes. I have. They're ugly. Hideous, even. But back to your match. Has Bodacious ever beaten you? I don't recall. Have you ever even wrestled him?
[Branden gets up and starts pacing around the room, riled up with his speech. He's fired up now.]
Branden: No. Though I lost to Rico Casteel, I kicked Bodacious' ass at Massacre on 34th St. I was prepared for him during the Tap Out Tournament but we never faced each other. I lost to Chris Cyrus in the first round. And that's what I'm talking about. I'm always losing. I didn't make it past the first round of that tournament. Sure. I was disqualified. But still. A loss is a loss. I'm not the Tap Out Champion right now. If I had been intelligent enough to not leap out of the ring, I would be.
But Bodacious seems preoccupied with pimples on the asses of muscled men or something like that. If that's what turns him on, more power to him. I just wish he wouldn't bring me into it. I'm not gay. I'm married to you, after all. If Bobby wants to see a pimple on somebody's ass, he should look at Jason Royce, my only IWC win.
Bodacious talks a lot about my life as a child. Yes. I lived in a trailer park. Yes. My family struggled to make ends meet. But that just made me strong. I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth. That's supposed to put me at a disadvantage? It just means I had to struggle more than him to get where I am. I had to fight. I couldn't pay President Jeff to hire me. I had to earn my spot. I had to earn this job. It has made me strong.
I have been saying my prayers and eating my vitamins. I've been training and dieting. I'm ready for Bobby. I'm not a malnourished kid anymore. I worked my way out of that. I do cardio exercises every day. I do agility exercises three times a week. And I do strength exercises three times a week. How do you think I was able to powerbomb a man that weighs one hundred pounds more than me on Overdrive? It's called training. I'm a man that trains every day. And I'm a man that is ready to beat Bobby Bodacious.
Bobby thinks he's classy. He thinks he's better than me because he has more money than me. But I know the truth. I know that money doesn't make the man. How classy is someone that would pay someone to wash their car instead of getting off their lazy asses and doing it themselves? His money has made him lazy. I'm a working man. And that has made me strong. It has made me stronger than Bobby Bodacious. He paid his way into IWC. He greased Jeff's pockets to get where he is. I earned it. And this Sunday, we'll see who the better man is.
Bobby is a homosexual, unclassy, stuck up loser. He wants to take me and throw me in the garbage. I'm not going to take that. And I'm not going to throw him in the garbage. Because he's not garbage. He's simply worse than me. I'm better than he is in every way. I've worked harder, fought harder, and tried harder than him. That's why I will beat him. I will go into this match. And this Sunday, he will feel the Sonic Boom.
I am right for IWC. And IWC is right for me. Not only that. IWC needs me. It needs me to save it from people like Bobby Bodacious. I'm a wrestler at heart. I just need to get some experience in this kind of enviroment. It's time to feed on the crowd. It's time to for the lights to turn on. It's time for my new start in IWC. The whole roster needs to be prepared, be aware, and, most of all, be afraid. Because "Supersonic" Branden Harvey is ready to take over IWC.
Lisa: That's more like it. Now let's go into the bedroom and blow off some steam.
[Branden cracks a smile, his confidence back, as the scene fades.]
