Post by brandenharvey on Jan 16, 2011 3:45:16 GMT -4
[The scene opens with "Supersonic" Branden Harvey sitting in a chair on a yacht. He looks at the camera and begins to speak.]
Harvey: What? No response to your last verbal spanking. That's okay. I have another one coming for you. Let's get started.
Here I am on my yacht. You looked so great on yours that I had to get one as well. And, Bobby, I have a question for you today. My question for you today is, what's better? Being Supersonic or being a Superstar? That is a loaded question. Is it better to be fast or famous? Which will get you a win in a match?
Let's see. Where does famous get you? You get a lot of pictures taken. You sign a lot of autographs. And you get to be on television, not just on internet shows.
But are you really famous? Or is it just your massive ego trying to overcompensate for a loss elsewhere in your life? If you were famous, wouldn't you be cheered when you walk to the ring? If you were really a Superstar, wouldn't the fans chant your name when you walk to the ring? They don't and I know the reason.
You have no fans. Nobody likes you, Bobby. You sit there and talk about how rich and famous you are. If you were famous, you'd be able to do better than an indy fed. You'd be in APW like me. I'm not saying anything bad about IWC. I love IWC. I wouldn't be here if I didn't. I just think you need to get off your high horse and stop overcompensating for a small penis.
Now, what about being fast? What about being Supersonic? If you're fast, you'll be able to avoid your opponents moves. You'll be able to avoid their punches. You'll be able to avoid their kicks. No matter what they do, you can avoid it as long as you're faster than they are. And I AM faster than you, Bobby.
You don't have to be a body builder to win matches. I'm one hundred forty pounds. One hundred forty one soaking wet. Does that mean I'm going to lose all my matches? No. It just means I have more room for faster, quicker moves. I lost the Tap Out Tournament because I'm not a submission wrestler. I'm a high flyer. I flew over the top rope and, because of the strange rules Reginald has created for these Tap Out Matches, i was disqualified. Watch.
Harvey then gives Cyrus a few jabs to the midsection, and shoves him off towards the ropes, jumping up and catching him with a Hurricarana on the rebound, the momentum of which sends Cyrus sailing beneath the ropes to the outside!
Nailz: For those of you keeping score at home, that's not a disqualification, because Harvey did not intentionally send Cyrus out of the ring!
The ref tells Cyrus to get back in the ring, and he starts to make his way back to the ring. Out of instinct, Harvey runs towards the ropes, leaping over and nailing Cyrus with a Suicide Plancha! The ref immediately calls for the bell, DING! DING! DING!
Winner: Chris Cyrus
Adam: Here is your winner, by disqualification, Chris Cyrus!
[It cuts back to Harvey.]
Harvey: I'll also be able to hit a move before you can blink. You will feel it before you even knew it was coming. Bobby, you have no chance against someone as fast, as quick, as sensational as me. Do you know what a Sonic Boom feels like? You will. It hurts. Trust me. Just ask Rico Casteel.
Branden fires stiff rights at Rico with a renewed sense of urgency. Rico is getting more and more disoriented, and a final right hand knocks him off the ladder on onto his back.
Beckett & Nailz: NOW! NOW! DO IT, HARVEY!
Branden climbs to the very top of the ladder, standing well balanced with both feet. He looks at Rico, and then looks at the belt, which is within inches of his reach. He then looks down at Rico, who is stirring mildly on the mat below. Branden smiles, and leaps off the ladder....
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SONIC BOOM!!!!!
The force of the move forces Rico and Branden through the mat!
Nailz: We might have a no contest on our hands! All four participants of this match have been incapacitated!
[It cuts back to Harvey.]
Harvey: And Bobby, as you already know, I'm stronger than you as well.
[It cuts to a clip from Massacre on 34th St.]
Bobby grabs it, but Branden Harvey, who has partially recovered on the outside, grabs the other end. A brief tug of war ensues, which is won by Branden when he forces all his body weight down on his end of the ladder, forcing a see saw effect with propels the ladder right into the jaw of Bobby Bodacious.
Beckett: Branden attempting to make a comeback!
Nailz: I'm surprised he's still alive after that powerbomb.
Bobby isn't hurt badly, but dazed enough to allow Branden enough of a window to reenter the ring, and begin setting up the ladder. He begins quickly climbing the ladder, and Bobby follows suit. They are both going about the same pace, feeding each other stiff punches the whole way up. They reach the top rope, and both get hands on the belt, and a struggle ensues. In the struggle, Branden accidentally kicks over the ladder, leaving both men suspended in the air holding on to the title!
[It cuts back to Harvey.]
Harvey: Even though we both ended up there holding onto that title, I got the better of that exchange. And I will get the better of you this week.
I will beat you, Bobby and, in the end, I will take over IWC. So be prepared, be aware, and, most of all, be afraid.
[Suddenly, the door of the yacht swings open and a man runs out.]
Man: Hey. What're you doing on my yacht?
["Supersonic" Branden Harvey gets up off the chair and takes off into a dead run, leaping off the yacht and diving into the water as the scene fades.]
Harvey: What? No response to your last verbal spanking. That's okay. I have another one coming for you. Let's get started.
Here I am on my yacht. You looked so great on yours that I had to get one as well. And, Bobby, I have a question for you today. My question for you today is, what's better? Being Supersonic or being a Superstar? That is a loaded question. Is it better to be fast or famous? Which will get you a win in a match?
Let's see. Where does famous get you? You get a lot of pictures taken. You sign a lot of autographs. And you get to be on television, not just on internet shows.
But are you really famous? Or is it just your massive ego trying to overcompensate for a loss elsewhere in your life? If you were famous, wouldn't you be cheered when you walk to the ring? If you were really a Superstar, wouldn't the fans chant your name when you walk to the ring? They don't and I know the reason.
You have no fans. Nobody likes you, Bobby. You sit there and talk about how rich and famous you are. If you were famous, you'd be able to do better than an indy fed. You'd be in APW like me. I'm not saying anything bad about IWC. I love IWC. I wouldn't be here if I didn't. I just think you need to get off your high horse and stop overcompensating for a small penis.
Now, what about being fast? What about being Supersonic? If you're fast, you'll be able to avoid your opponents moves. You'll be able to avoid their punches. You'll be able to avoid their kicks. No matter what they do, you can avoid it as long as you're faster than they are. And I AM faster than you, Bobby.
You don't have to be a body builder to win matches. I'm one hundred forty pounds. One hundred forty one soaking wet. Does that mean I'm going to lose all my matches? No. It just means I have more room for faster, quicker moves. I lost the Tap Out Tournament because I'm not a submission wrestler. I'm a high flyer. I flew over the top rope and, because of the strange rules Reginald has created for these Tap Out Matches, i was disqualified. Watch.
Harvey then gives Cyrus a few jabs to the midsection, and shoves him off towards the ropes, jumping up and catching him with a Hurricarana on the rebound, the momentum of which sends Cyrus sailing beneath the ropes to the outside!
Nailz: For those of you keeping score at home, that's not a disqualification, because Harvey did not intentionally send Cyrus out of the ring!
The ref tells Cyrus to get back in the ring, and he starts to make his way back to the ring. Out of instinct, Harvey runs towards the ropes, leaping over and nailing Cyrus with a Suicide Plancha! The ref immediately calls for the bell, DING! DING! DING!
Winner: Chris Cyrus
Adam: Here is your winner, by disqualification, Chris Cyrus!
[It cuts back to Harvey.]
Harvey: I'll also be able to hit a move before you can blink. You will feel it before you even knew it was coming. Bobby, you have no chance against someone as fast, as quick, as sensational as me. Do you know what a Sonic Boom feels like? You will. It hurts. Trust me. Just ask Rico Casteel.
Branden fires stiff rights at Rico with a renewed sense of urgency. Rico is getting more and more disoriented, and a final right hand knocks him off the ladder on onto his back.
Beckett & Nailz: NOW! NOW! DO IT, HARVEY!
Branden climbs to the very top of the ladder, standing well balanced with both feet. He looks at Rico, and then looks at the belt, which is within inches of his reach. He then looks down at Rico, who is stirring mildly on the mat below. Branden smiles, and leaps off the ladder....
......
......
SONIC BOOM!!!!!
The force of the move forces Rico and Branden through the mat!
Nailz: We might have a no contest on our hands! All four participants of this match have been incapacitated!
[It cuts back to Harvey.]
Harvey: And Bobby, as you already know, I'm stronger than you as well.
[It cuts to a clip from Massacre on 34th St.]
Bobby grabs it, but Branden Harvey, who has partially recovered on the outside, grabs the other end. A brief tug of war ensues, which is won by Branden when he forces all his body weight down on his end of the ladder, forcing a see saw effect with propels the ladder right into the jaw of Bobby Bodacious.
Beckett: Branden attempting to make a comeback!
Nailz: I'm surprised he's still alive after that powerbomb.
Bobby isn't hurt badly, but dazed enough to allow Branden enough of a window to reenter the ring, and begin setting up the ladder. He begins quickly climbing the ladder, and Bobby follows suit. They are both going about the same pace, feeding each other stiff punches the whole way up. They reach the top rope, and both get hands on the belt, and a struggle ensues. In the struggle, Branden accidentally kicks over the ladder, leaving both men suspended in the air holding on to the title!
[It cuts back to Harvey.]
Harvey: Even though we both ended up there holding onto that title, I got the better of that exchange. And I will get the better of you this week.
I will beat you, Bobby and, in the end, I will take over IWC. So be prepared, be aware, and, most of all, be afraid.
[Suddenly, the door of the yacht swings open and a man runs out.]
Man: Hey. What're you doing on my yacht?
["Supersonic" Branden Harvey gets up off the chair and takes off into a dead run, leaping off the yacht and diving into the water as the scene fades.]
