Post by Jason Cashe on Jan 26, 2011 19:51:42 GMT -4
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Insurance. What is the purpose of being hustled for your money if when you get into an accident they do their damnest to not pay for the damages? They should reinvent the insurance on everything. You want Car Insurance than the money you put towards your insurance is placed in an account, the insurance company pays up to 15% of whatever damages you find yourself in but the money that you've BEEN paying is used to pay for the rest. That way you're not handing your money over every month for 10 years and have one accident and they can't help you with a 2 thousand dollar bill for damages? Really?
Their excuse was because the police wasn't called during the accident but why do the police need to get involved if the guy I hit gets out the car and we exchange insurances and everything is handled? Makes no sense to me and I am so tired of being robbed by corporate America that it almost is no different than if I went out and robbed someone at gun point. I take their hard earned money by doing only the work needed to take YOUR money. The insurance companies do the same thing but without a gun and with a ton of Paper Work and twists and turns in that paper work. It's no different. Their services are doing nothing but screwing people over for money that they will never see again...At least kick it back in a Tax Refund or something...Damn..
Throw your soldiers into positions whence there is no escape, and they will prefer death to flight. If they will face death, there is nothing they may not achieve.
- Sun Tzu
Somewhere In America[/size][/b][/u]
The camera passes by some bushes inside of a park somewhere and the bushes move. You can see someone hiding behind the bushes, almost blended in but his eyes shine through. Jason Kash pops his head out of the bushes and looks around, his face filled with worry and scare. He pulls back into the bushes and begins rocking back and forth in a panic. The camera comes around the bush and can see him clear now as his rocking never lets up.
::Jason Kash::
Ohhh man...Ohhh...Man....Fucking Knuckles...I'm gonna kill that fucker! I need help, I need something god damnit! I seen them, I know I seen them...They're coming after me! God DAMNIT Knuckles, wait until I get to APW...I'm gonna tase right when you step out the shower you dirty bastard. We're suppose to be PARTNERS!! Shhhh...They're coming, I seen then talking about me as I was walking...
::Camera Man::
Who was?
::Jason Kash::
SHUT UP!! You shut up! They'll hear you...The...The Ninjas!! I swear I think Delilah made nice with Yakuza and now they're after me!! And Knuckles put something in my Chocolate Cake. Said he'd bake me some Special Cake and I just assumed it'd be made with weed. I'm gonna kill him, I know what he put in it. He drugged me up with shrooms that bastard!! Knowing DAMN WELL I don't like Mushrooms...I'ma kill him! Oh? Shhh....You hear that? No be quiet...Listen...
The sounds of a breeze comes swirling through the bushes and trees, birds playing together and chirping. Off in the distance some kids laughing and going about their day. School probably just got released, Kash is trying to seperate the noises, know what is close and what is at a distance. The shrooms are messing with him. He's sweating, still rocking and not getting any more calmed about the situation.
::Jason Kash::
Delilah is playing hardball...I know she is! She sent some Ninja Gaiden type dudes after me with throwing stars and Ninja Vanish type shit to hit and be gone without a trace. I'm not prepare for this kind of stuff damnit, I'm just a Pro Wrestler! I smoke my weed and I wrestle every week, what did I do to deserve this? I lost my phone...I am in bad shape...Camera Guy.
::Camera Man::
Yeah?
::Jason Kash::
Go find my phone...I don't know any numbers off my head so I NEED my phone..Leave the camera, I'll keep it rolling..Hurry!!
The Camera Man sets the camera down but puts it at an angle so it shows Kash in full view. The skinny camera man hurries off around the bush and Kash pops his head up and watches him run off in search of Kash's cell phone. Sitting back down and looking back over his shoulder, Kash begins rocking again. He constantly looks over his shoulder as words come out his mouth. His eyes jump from the camera to his surroundings.
::Jason Kash::
You know Delilah...I don't appreciate you sending these Ninjas to get me. Ninjas are serious business. You are being like a Ninja this week yourself. Silent but supposedly Deadly as a female right? Like Nikkita on that Television Show? Kill Bill maybe? Oh man, if you hit me with that 5 step heart exploding thingy I will be SUPER ANGRY!! This is NOT Deadlist Warriors damnit and I am not prepared for a clan of Ninjas. You want me to apologize? Fine, I'm sorry for saying the mean things I said. Just call your Ninjas off already!! What was that?
From the distance you can hear footsteps. Kash ducks and tries looking through the bushes and mistakes the cars passing on the nearby road with multiple people running by the bush. The foot steps that can be heard is the camera man having found Kash's cell phone. He comes fast around the bushes and Kash jumps up to his feet with the camera over his shoulder. In first person view the camera man is rocked with a super duper upper cut, the cell phone jumps from the man's hand and Kash catches it before running away as quickly as possible. The camera view bounces up and down as Kash runs. He turns around and puts the camera at the view of the guy he hit not knowing he just rocked the camera man.
He looks down at the phone in his hand and slows down as he comes to realize it's his own very cell phone. Now focusing the view in the camera, he can see the camera man slowly moving around on the ground back at the bushes. Suddenly he comes too, he's not so out of it because of the drugs. The adrenaline had rushed through him and now he was more clear headed. The haze was faint but surprisingly almost controllable. He heads over back to the bushes. The camera man gets up slowly and Kash hands him the camera back. As the camera guy places the camera back onto his own shoulder, Kash gives an apology.
::Jason Kash::
Sorry, I was under the influence of a man who made a mistake that he will regret. (Sorry Knucks, just went with it!) I thought you were one of those Ninjas. As you and everyone else knows I'm up against a female named Delilah in my debut match for IWC. She has had or still has ties with Yakuza and her silence means one of two things to me. Either she is Silent like Ninja and will attack me from behind or she got kidnapped and chopped up by those she once had a connection with. Either way I tripped out VERY wrong on some drugs that I guess I deserved having slipped to me. The bastard tricked me with Chocolate Cake...CAKE!! His payback is gonna happen, he's going to OOOOCCCKKK when I shock his ass...Yeah, not funny but regardless. I made a mistake camera guy, here you want to take a shot at me? Free shot? No? Well I am sorry, you just happen to be at the peak of my trip and shit happens.
Delilah. Do you know that there is a Radio Show host that shares your name? She annoys me because she talks too much, you annoy me because you have all but kept your trap shut like the good Bitch you are. By bitch I mean dog, not the offensive word towards females. You got owned by Rico Casteel. Give the guy his due, he's proven to be a decent attraction for IWC but trying to be the dominate female you claim to be you sure came up short in the big dance. You lost there and so now you realize that beating me is beyond your reach? That would make sense...I don't believe that though.
What I believe is that you are waiting for the right moment, waiting to try and get the very last word in before the bell officially rings and this match gets under way. Well good for you if that's the case, get the last word because that is not what matters in the end. What matters is who gets the last hand slapped on the canvas by the referee. Who is on top when the number 3 is counted in pinfall and that reward will be mine. Just to give you a helping hand though, watch Nate Bishop compete against Rico and then you will see what skill set is needed to beat him. Then maybe you can open your trap and try to beat him after I am long and gone into the APW Bright Lights.
Look around you Delilah. Where ever you look to see people already mentioning our name. DangerTainment is only a few steps from being cemented in the headlines under the APW/IWC banners. We have the seeds in place to grow into high success and those seeds are beginning to bloom. They grow with each name that falls at our feet. Nate Bishop IS the Future of Pro Wrestling, that is not something WE just throw around lightly. We see the potential in this man and that is why IWC will be his to sit at the top of as he grows into the future. Knuckles is the most in your face extreme jackass you will ever meet. He doesn't know when to quit either because part of his brain doesn't work or he is just too slow to realize he should stop. Either way he has a skill set that not many people can duplicate and he makes people laugh at his over the top, moronic, Family Guy styled comedy.
Then you have me. Now at first many might see a Pothead but then when you reach deeper down into who I am you find that the weed is the only thing keeping me from not murdering those who piss me off. I don't wrestle high, I don't get high the day before until the moment I get back to my locker room after my match. I let the rage build so that I can come in fully focused on killing your hopes and dreams of furthering your own success. Delilah, I've lost to 1 woman in my entire career and you don't come close to being on her level...Or mine. So lick your wounds after this, go play swords with some Knees folk and know you learned a lesson in what it takes to be successful when you lost to Jason Kash...Now if you will excuse me I have a prank to plan for a dear friend...
Getting on his cell phone, Kash turns and walks in the other direction. You can see from behind the trees are men dressed as Ninjas who move closer in behind Kash as the scene fades to black.
Insurance. What is the purpose of being hustled for your money if when you get into an accident they do their damnest to not pay for the damages? They should reinvent the insurance on everything. You want Car Insurance than the money you put towards your insurance is placed in an account, the insurance company pays up to 15% of whatever damages you find yourself in but the money that you've BEEN paying is used to pay for the rest. That way you're not handing your money over every month for 10 years and have one accident and they can't help you with a 2 thousand dollar bill for damages? Really?
Their excuse was because the police wasn't called during the accident but why do the police need to get involved if the guy I hit gets out the car and we exchange insurances and everything is handled? Makes no sense to me and I am so tired of being robbed by corporate America that it almost is no different than if I went out and robbed someone at gun point. I take their hard earned money by doing only the work needed to take YOUR money. The insurance companies do the same thing but without a gun and with a ton of Paper Work and twists and turns in that paper work. It's no different. Their services are doing nothing but screwing people over for money that they will never see again...At least kick it back in a Tax Refund or something...Damn..
Throw your soldiers into positions whence there is no escape, and they will prefer death to flight. If they will face death, there is nothing they may not achieve.
- Sun Tzu
Somewhere In America[/size][/b][/u]
The camera passes by some bushes inside of a park somewhere and the bushes move. You can see someone hiding behind the bushes, almost blended in but his eyes shine through. Jason Kash pops his head out of the bushes and looks around, his face filled with worry and scare. He pulls back into the bushes and begins rocking back and forth in a panic. The camera comes around the bush and can see him clear now as his rocking never lets up.
::Jason Kash::
Ohhh man...Ohhh...Man....Fucking Knuckles...I'm gonna kill that fucker! I need help, I need something god damnit! I seen them, I know I seen them...They're coming after me! God DAMNIT Knuckles, wait until I get to APW...I'm gonna tase right when you step out the shower you dirty bastard. We're suppose to be PARTNERS!! Shhhh...They're coming, I seen then talking about me as I was walking...
::Camera Man::
Who was?
::Jason Kash::
SHUT UP!! You shut up! They'll hear you...The...The Ninjas!! I swear I think Delilah made nice with Yakuza and now they're after me!! And Knuckles put something in my Chocolate Cake. Said he'd bake me some Special Cake and I just assumed it'd be made with weed. I'm gonna kill him, I know what he put in it. He drugged me up with shrooms that bastard!! Knowing DAMN WELL I don't like Mushrooms...I'ma kill him! Oh? Shhh....You hear that? No be quiet...Listen...
The sounds of a breeze comes swirling through the bushes and trees, birds playing together and chirping. Off in the distance some kids laughing and going about their day. School probably just got released, Kash is trying to seperate the noises, know what is close and what is at a distance. The shrooms are messing with him. He's sweating, still rocking and not getting any more calmed about the situation.
::Jason Kash::
Delilah is playing hardball...I know she is! She sent some Ninja Gaiden type dudes after me with throwing stars and Ninja Vanish type shit to hit and be gone without a trace. I'm not prepare for this kind of stuff damnit, I'm just a Pro Wrestler! I smoke my weed and I wrestle every week, what did I do to deserve this? I lost my phone...I am in bad shape...Camera Guy.
::Camera Man::
Yeah?
::Jason Kash::
Go find my phone...I don't know any numbers off my head so I NEED my phone..Leave the camera, I'll keep it rolling..Hurry!!
The Camera Man sets the camera down but puts it at an angle so it shows Kash in full view. The skinny camera man hurries off around the bush and Kash pops his head up and watches him run off in search of Kash's cell phone. Sitting back down and looking back over his shoulder, Kash begins rocking again. He constantly looks over his shoulder as words come out his mouth. His eyes jump from the camera to his surroundings.
::Jason Kash::
You know Delilah...I don't appreciate you sending these Ninjas to get me. Ninjas are serious business. You are being like a Ninja this week yourself. Silent but supposedly Deadly as a female right? Like Nikkita on that Television Show? Kill Bill maybe? Oh man, if you hit me with that 5 step heart exploding thingy I will be SUPER ANGRY!! This is NOT Deadlist Warriors damnit and I am not prepared for a clan of Ninjas. You want me to apologize? Fine, I'm sorry for saying the mean things I said. Just call your Ninjas off already!! What was that?
From the distance you can hear footsteps. Kash ducks and tries looking through the bushes and mistakes the cars passing on the nearby road with multiple people running by the bush. The foot steps that can be heard is the camera man having found Kash's cell phone. He comes fast around the bushes and Kash jumps up to his feet with the camera over his shoulder. In first person view the camera man is rocked with a super duper upper cut, the cell phone jumps from the man's hand and Kash catches it before running away as quickly as possible. The camera view bounces up and down as Kash runs. He turns around and puts the camera at the view of the guy he hit not knowing he just rocked the camera man.
He looks down at the phone in his hand and slows down as he comes to realize it's his own very cell phone. Now focusing the view in the camera, he can see the camera man slowly moving around on the ground back at the bushes. Suddenly he comes too, he's not so out of it because of the drugs. The adrenaline had rushed through him and now he was more clear headed. The haze was faint but surprisingly almost controllable. He heads over back to the bushes. The camera man gets up slowly and Kash hands him the camera back. As the camera guy places the camera back onto his own shoulder, Kash gives an apology.
::Jason Kash::
Sorry, I was under the influence of a man who made a mistake that he will regret. (Sorry Knucks, just went with it!) I thought you were one of those Ninjas. As you and everyone else knows I'm up against a female named Delilah in my debut match for IWC. She has had or still has ties with Yakuza and her silence means one of two things to me. Either she is Silent like Ninja and will attack me from behind or she got kidnapped and chopped up by those she once had a connection with. Either way I tripped out VERY wrong on some drugs that I guess I deserved having slipped to me. The bastard tricked me with Chocolate Cake...CAKE!! His payback is gonna happen, he's going to OOOOCCCKKK when I shock his ass...Yeah, not funny but regardless. I made a mistake camera guy, here you want to take a shot at me? Free shot? No? Well I am sorry, you just happen to be at the peak of my trip and shit happens.
Delilah. Do you know that there is a Radio Show host that shares your name? She annoys me because she talks too much, you annoy me because you have all but kept your trap shut like the good Bitch you are. By bitch I mean dog, not the offensive word towards females. You got owned by Rico Casteel. Give the guy his due, he's proven to be a decent attraction for IWC but trying to be the dominate female you claim to be you sure came up short in the big dance. You lost there and so now you realize that beating me is beyond your reach? That would make sense...I don't believe that though.
What I believe is that you are waiting for the right moment, waiting to try and get the very last word in before the bell officially rings and this match gets under way. Well good for you if that's the case, get the last word because that is not what matters in the end. What matters is who gets the last hand slapped on the canvas by the referee. Who is on top when the number 3 is counted in pinfall and that reward will be mine. Just to give you a helping hand though, watch Nate Bishop compete against Rico and then you will see what skill set is needed to beat him. Then maybe you can open your trap and try to beat him after I am long and gone into the APW Bright Lights.
Look around you Delilah. Where ever you look to see people already mentioning our name. DangerTainment is only a few steps from being cemented in the headlines under the APW/IWC banners. We have the seeds in place to grow into high success and those seeds are beginning to bloom. They grow with each name that falls at our feet. Nate Bishop IS the Future of Pro Wrestling, that is not something WE just throw around lightly. We see the potential in this man and that is why IWC will be his to sit at the top of as he grows into the future. Knuckles is the most in your face extreme jackass you will ever meet. He doesn't know when to quit either because part of his brain doesn't work or he is just too slow to realize he should stop. Either way he has a skill set that not many people can duplicate and he makes people laugh at his over the top, moronic, Family Guy styled comedy.
Then you have me. Now at first many might see a Pothead but then when you reach deeper down into who I am you find that the weed is the only thing keeping me from not murdering those who piss me off. I don't wrestle high, I don't get high the day before until the moment I get back to my locker room after my match. I let the rage build so that I can come in fully focused on killing your hopes and dreams of furthering your own success. Delilah, I've lost to 1 woman in my entire career and you don't come close to being on her level...Or mine. So lick your wounds after this, go play swords with some Knees folk and know you learned a lesson in what it takes to be successful when you lost to Jason Kash...Now if you will excuse me I have a prank to plan for a dear friend...
Getting on his cell phone, Kash turns and walks in the other direction. You can see from behind the trees are men dressed as Ninjas who move closer in behind Kash as the scene fades to black.
