Post by The Chosen Future on Feb 13, 2011 0:20:27 GMT -4
RP2
Triple Threat
Ebon
vs.
bishop
vs.
iceman
* The scene opens to Nate Bishop and Christian Gallos walking into an office. A small stature, geeky looking man sits behind the desk with his glasses pushed against his face and his nose buried in some paper work. The placard at the front of the desk reads” Ned Ryerson” Life Insurance Consultant. “ Nate and Christian take a few steps in, Christian closing the door behind them with a good amount of force to break Ned from his world of day dreams. *
* Startled, Ned looks up. *
Ned - Wha- what? Oh; Mr. Gallos, Mr. Bishop, hello.
* Timidly Ned stands up and shakes their hands respectively. *
Ned- Please, please take a seat. I was just going over your request forms; very strange indeed.
Gallos- Well I just like to be sure that people what they’re getting into. The world can be a very unpredictable place.
Ned - Well you do know that neither your name or Mr. Bishops name are on these forms. Ebon? Whose Ebon? It just Says here that you’re a close Family friend
Gallos- Yes, little Ebon. His family was poor, he immigrated to Miami was he was two. Ebon’s entire world has been nothing but trouble and risks. Tsk,tsk,tsk. So now that he’s older and he’s established, the acting whim of his family is to make sure that his life is secure in death.
Ned - It says here that he’s well off in money due his great success in his line of work.
Gallos- Now Ned, we are both men of business and men of life. We both know that one is never really, truthfully secure financially; although he does smoke cigars.
* Ned gives out a chuckle. *
Ned - That is true.
Gallos - Let’s face it, the guys a walking risk factor. Heart attack, stroke, cancer, communist.. All the warning signs are there. So Ned, help me, help you, help little Ebon; if for only pennies a day. The price of a cup of coffee. The Christians Children’s Fund, helping to secure the future of little Ebon--
* Christian pats Nate on the Back. *
Gallos - The Chosen Future.
Ned - Well all the paperwork IS in order. What about Jason Royce?
Gallos- Oh yes, the Iceman; do yourself a favor and look at where he was born.
* Ned looks over the document. *
Ned - Oh, he’s from Canada eh? Yeah He’s at risk for so much more then Ebon. Hypothermia, bear attacks, moose attacks, what we in the biz call a “ Sonny Bono”. A Sarah Palin invasion, Aneurism from Celine Dion music. A Karft mac and cheese overdose; Really Mr. Gallos I could go on an on. Him being from Canada really puts him behind the eight ball because as studies have shown, Canada’s economic growth is teetering, They’re main export is ice and a few comedians.
Gallos- I know, I know; it’s sad. that’s why he calls himself the “Iceman” I figured that it makes sense he would take Canada’s biggest export and try to materialize it into something the country can get behind. The fact that he prides himself in being a sports entertainer is the real joke in an of itself.
Ned - Well Canada may not have much but what they do, they do well.
Gallos - But that doesn’t transition into his career. Iceman hasn’t wrestled since November, he’s very much rusty- or frozen solid, which ever analogy you prefer. Either case pending, his match against Nathan in a few days isn’t going to go over well. If he wants to represent Canada then we’ll represent America an as well all know, America bastardizes and makes better everything else in the world. Take Ice for example.. Global warming- you’re welcome. Karft mac and cheese, we gave you The Patriots.
Ned - Actually Mr. Gallos, Kraft food owns The Patriots and they’re a very successful team.
Gallos - Ned we both know that Tom Brady owns Canada! Kraft is successful because Bill Belichick is a genius just like how DangerTainment owns IWC and Nate Bishop is a genius!
Ned - Alright Mr. Gallos, relax. I think I got the point. I understand that you’re very concerned about these individuals. I heard you kept saying the word “ wrestling” and “ sports entertainment” I take it those very stressful lines of work are one in the same. Why don’t you tell me about those so that I can better facilitate your insurance policies.
Nate - Well Ned, Let me break it down to ya like this. In a very short time from today both the little Ebon and Canada’s least favorite son will be in a wrestling match with me. Now Ebon’s already gone on record that his nickname is more legitimate then mine.
Ned - What’s you’re nickname have to do with the match?
Nate - Ya’ know, I asked myself the same damn thing. I mean its cinchy but it doesn’t make him any better, if anything it makes him much less. It seems like Ebon wants to phone this one and let his past dictate his future. He suggested that I go ask his “ victims” that him knocking me out is a promise. Truthfully Everyone is a victim for just looking at him with that mullet on his face.
Ned - It sounds like he has misplaced anger which can lead to rash decisions.
Nate - Very rash indeed. He commented that perhaps I’ve been dropped on my head a few times as a child but in reality it’s the other way around. This isn’t cage fighting, this isn’t the streets. This is entertainment, this is a business. He’s more worried about making promises to Nate Bishop that he can’t kep where as Nate bishop is looking to sell T- shirts and buttons. Ebon is going to be one of those guys in his sixties, begging on the street for a bowl of soul with a sign that reads “ used to be famous. “ Ebon won’t have any security an that’s what we’re worried for, that’s what the policy is for. Right now its sad because he thinks he’s one of the biggest , most important guys in the company.
Ned - Well is he ?
Nate - He’s mid-carding for a contender ship against a mentally challenged bald Bigfoot in a match with a rookie greener then the grass and a Canadian that hasn’t wrestled since before the winter. So how big can he be if management is putting him in such a category? Besides the match doesn’t read “ Ebon Vs who ever” The card reads “ NATE BISHOP vs. Ebon vs. Iceman. “ It’s me against them; as in they are stepping up to fight me. Me; a man whose had one match an I didn’t even win the damn thing. Ebon must be real important, right ? Must be that backwards Russian way of thinking or that Belarus way of thinking. Does Belarus have a way of thinking?
Gallos - I doubt it.
Nate - Me too. Granted the guy has title sitting at home but what does he have here; A hatred for Brendan Harvey ? A knack for bad analogies, A Chris Cyrus shrine?
Gallos- A Nate Bishop boot prince in his jaw.
Nate - My boot in his jaw, that’s another. Being Relatively insignificant is another, being horrid at selling merchandise is something he’s got going on. Hell even Rico Casteel could push haggendos if he wanted. DangerTainment really needs to help Ebon an get his life on track. He’s so concerned with making people tap out and knocking them out that he’s losing the bigger picture- Nate Bishop will be the flagship name of IWC not Ebon. If he wants to regain former glories, go talk to lost and found, or the salvation army or even unicef. That’s where he an I differ Ned; Ebon wants what he can’t get back where as I’m going to get what he can’t recognize. Growth, prosperity, enlightenment, The future. I can’t physically make a name for myself by beating Ebon or Iceman but that Certainly can make a credit by beating me. With all that trash talking that Ebon did that really got him no where, shows that I’m the real talent in this match. The high profile star. Fans aren’t going to be tuning in to see Ebon, fans will be watching to see me DDT him into the mat , pick up the win and prepare to take what is rightfully mine- the IWC Suicidal Championship.
Ned this isn’t a true contenders match, it’s a formality and DangerTainment as a certain way around formalities. We go out there and things get accomplished. I am the most talked about, looked at, anticipated guy on the roster. Everyone wants to know and see what I’m going to do in any given situation- Ebon, He’s gonna swear at you till you believe in him.
Ned - And you?
Nate - People just believe. People just believe that I am not only the number one contender for the Suicidal Championship but the man that will be the one to carry the IWC into great success for the coming year. Rico Casteel, Ebon; they’re brutes with a reliced past. Both are trying to relieve, overcome or out shine something that is no longer tangible; just like they’re trying to do with me because Nate Bishop represents the intangible change, inevitable change that IWC is looking for. That change started last week with a statement that DangerTainment and myself are here and we’re here to compete and put everything this company knows as the standard to its limit and beyond. Rico may have won but he’s not off the hook; Ebon thinks the truth to his nickname will carry him through or his billions of titles will add a bit of shine but he’ll come to realize that there’s nothing that he’s done or will ever do that can match or exceed what I can do or my fellow DangerTainment members.
So Ned its important that Ebon an Iceman get these life insurance policies because DangerTainment is about to change what it means to live and survive in IWC. This isn’t just a contender ship, it’s the process leading towards the changing of the guard. These people need to be prepared for the best, their worst- DangerTainment an Nate Bishop The soon to be Suicidal Champion for a new Generation.
* Ned jots down a few notes on the documents. *
Ned - Well Mr. Bishop I’ll get these forms right in. It’s very obvious that there are men with risky lifestyles that are trying to forcefully avoid something that they can’t. That in of itself can lead to a lot of very different things that could result in otherwise deadly results. I’ll make sure these are pushed through not only for their safety but for the peace of mind for their loved ones.
Gallos - Thank you Mr. Ryerson.
Ned - Thank you Mr. Gallos.
* Ned stands up an extends his hand as Both Nate and Christian shake and bid their pleasantries, causing the scene to fade. *
~~FINN
Triple Threat
Ebon
vs.
bishop
vs.
iceman
* The scene opens to Nate Bishop and Christian Gallos walking into an office. A small stature, geeky looking man sits behind the desk with his glasses pushed against his face and his nose buried in some paper work. The placard at the front of the desk reads” Ned Ryerson” Life Insurance Consultant. “ Nate and Christian take a few steps in, Christian closing the door behind them with a good amount of force to break Ned from his world of day dreams. *
* Startled, Ned looks up. *
Ned - Wha- what? Oh; Mr. Gallos, Mr. Bishop, hello.
* Timidly Ned stands up and shakes their hands respectively. *
Ned- Please, please take a seat. I was just going over your request forms; very strange indeed.
Gallos- Well I just like to be sure that people what they’re getting into. The world can be a very unpredictable place.
Ned - Well you do know that neither your name or Mr. Bishops name are on these forms. Ebon? Whose Ebon? It just Says here that you’re a close Family friend
Gallos- Yes, little Ebon. His family was poor, he immigrated to Miami was he was two. Ebon’s entire world has been nothing but trouble and risks. Tsk,tsk,tsk. So now that he’s older and he’s established, the acting whim of his family is to make sure that his life is secure in death.
Ned - It says here that he’s well off in money due his great success in his line of work.
Gallos- Now Ned, we are both men of business and men of life. We both know that one is never really, truthfully secure financially; although he does smoke cigars.
* Ned gives out a chuckle. *
Ned - That is true.
Gallos - Let’s face it, the guys a walking risk factor. Heart attack, stroke, cancer, communist.. All the warning signs are there. So Ned, help me, help you, help little Ebon; if for only pennies a day. The price of a cup of coffee. The Christians Children’s Fund, helping to secure the future of little Ebon--
* Christian pats Nate on the Back. *
Gallos - The Chosen Future.
Ned - Well all the paperwork IS in order. What about Jason Royce?
Gallos- Oh yes, the Iceman; do yourself a favor and look at where he was born.
* Ned looks over the document. *
Ned - Oh, he’s from Canada eh? Yeah He’s at risk for so much more then Ebon. Hypothermia, bear attacks, moose attacks, what we in the biz call a “ Sonny Bono”. A Sarah Palin invasion, Aneurism from Celine Dion music. A Karft mac and cheese overdose; Really Mr. Gallos I could go on an on. Him being from Canada really puts him behind the eight ball because as studies have shown, Canada’s economic growth is teetering, They’re main export is ice and a few comedians.
Gallos- I know, I know; it’s sad. that’s why he calls himself the “Iceman” I figured that it makes sense he would take Canada’s biggest export and try to materialize it into something the country can get behind. The fact that he prides himself in being a sports entertainer is the real joke in an of itself.
Ned - Well Canada may not have much but what they do, they do well.
Gallos - But that doesn’t transition into his career. Iceman hasn’t wrestled since November, he’s very much rusty- or frozen solid, which ever analogy you prefer. Either case pending, his match against Nathan in a few days isn’t going to go over well. If he wants to represent Canada then we’ll represent America an as well all know, America bastardizes and makes better everything else in the world. Take Ice for example.. Global warming- you’re welcome. Karft mac and cheese, we gave you The Patriots.
Ned - Actually Mr. Gallos, Kraft food owns The Patriots and they’re a very successful team.
Gallos - Ned we both know that Tom Brady owns Canada! Kraft is successful because Bill Belichick is a genius just like how DangerTainment owns IWC and Nate Bishop is a genius!
Ned - Alright Mr. Gallos, relax. I think I got the point. I understand that you’re very concerned about these individuals. I heard you kept saying the word “ wrestling” and “ sports entertainment” I take it those very stressful lines of work are one in the same. Why don’t you tell me about those so that I can better facilitate your insurance policies.
Nate - Well Ned, Let me break it down to ya like this. In a very short time from today both the little Ebon and Canada’s least favorite son will be in a wrestling match with me. Now Ebon’s already gone on record that his nickname is more legitimate then mine.
Ned - What’s you’re nickname have to do with the match?
Nate - Ya’ know, I asked myself the same damn thing. I mean its cinchy but it doesn’t make him any better, if anything it makes him much less. It seems like Ebon wants to phone this one and let his past dictate his future. He suggested that I go ask his “ victims” that him knocking me out is a promise. Truthfully Everyone is a victim for just looking at him with that mullet on his face.
Ned - It sounds like he has misplaced anger which can lead to rash decisions.
Nate - Very rash indeed. He commented that perhaps I’ve been dropped on my head a few times as a child but in reality it’s the other way around. This isn’t cage fighting, this isn’t the streets. This is entertainment, this is a business. He’s more worried about making promises to Nate Bishop that he can’t kep where as Nate bishop is looking to sell T- shirts and buttons. Ebon is going to be one of those guys in his sixties, begging on the street for a bowl of soul with a sign that reads “ used to be famous. “ Ebon won’t have any security an that’s what we’re worried for, that’s what the policy is for. Right now its sad because he thinks he’s one of the biggest , most important guys in the company.
Ned - Well is he ?
Nate - He’s mid-carding for a contender ship against a mentally challenged bald Bigfoot in a match with a rookie greener then the grass and a Canadian that hasn’t wrestled since before the winter. So how big can he be if management is putting him in such a category? Besides the match doesn’t read “ Ebon Vs who ever” The card reads “ NATE BISHOP vs. Ebon vs. Iceman. “ It’s me against them; as in they are stepping up to fight me. Me; a man whose had one match an I didn’t even win the damn thing. Ebon must be real important, right ? Must be that backwards Russian way of thinking or that Belarus way of thinking. Does Belarus have a way of thinking?
Gallos - I doubt it.
Nate - Me too. Granted the guy has title sitting at home but what does he have here; A hatred for Brendan Harvey ? A knack for bad analogies, A Chris Cyrus shrine?
Gallos- A Nate Bishop boot prince in his jaw.
Nate - My boot in his jaw, that’s another. Being Relatively insignificant is another, being horrid at selling merchandise is something he’s got going on. Hell even Rico Casteel could push haggendos if he wanted. DangerTainment really needs to help Ebon an get his life on track. He’s so concerned with making people tap out and knocking them out that he’s losing the bigger picture- Nate Bishop will be the flagship name of IWC not Ebon. If he wants to regain former glories, go talk to lost and found, or the salvation army or even unicef. That’s where he an I differ Ned; Ebon wants what he can’t get back where as I’m going to get what he can’t recognize. Growth, prosperity, enlightenment, The future. I can’t physically make a name for myself by beating Ebon or Iceman but that Certainly can make a credit by beating me. With all that trash talking that Ebon did that really got him no where, shows that I’m the real talent in this match. The high profile star. Fans aren’t going to be tuning in to see Ebon, fans will be watching to see me DDT him into the mat , pick up the win and prepare to take what is rightfully mine- the IWC Suicidal Championship.
Ned this isn’t a true contenders match, it’s a formality and DangerTainment as a certain way around formalities. We go out there and things get accomplished. I am the most talked about, looked at, anticipated guy on the roster. Everyone wants to know and see what I’m going to do in any given situation- Ebon, He’s gonna swear at you till you believe in him.
Ned - And you?
Nate - People just believe. People just believe that I am not only the number one contender for the Suicidal Championship but the man that will be the one to carry the IWC into great success for the coming year. Rico Casteel, Ebon; they’re brutes with a reliced past. Both are trying to relieve, overcome or out shine something that is no longer tangible; just like they’re trying to do with me because Nate Bishop represents the intangible change, inevitable change that IWC is looking for. That change started last week with a statement that DangerTainment and myself are here and we’re here to compete and put everything this company knows as the standard to its limit and beyond. Rico may have won but he’s not off the hook; Ebon thinks the truth to his nickname will carry him through or his billions of titles will add a bit of shine but he’ll come to realize that there’s nothing that he’s done or will ever do that can match or exceed what I can do or my fellow DangerTainment members.
So Ned its important that Ebon an Iceman get these life insurance policies because DangerTainment is about to change what it means to live and survive in IWC. This isn’t just a contender ship, it’s the process leading towards the changing of the guard. These people need to be prepared for the best, their worst- DangerTainment an Nate Bishop The soon to be Suicidal Champion for a new Generation.
* Ned jots down a few notes on the documents. *
Ned - Well Mr. Bishop I’ll get these forms right in. It’s very obvious that there are men with risky lifestyles that are trying to forcefully avoid something that they can’t. That in of itself can lead to a lot of very different things that could result in otherwise deadly results. I’ll make sure these are pushed through not only for their safety but for the peace of mind for their loved ones.
Gallos - Thank you Mr. Ryerson.
Ned - Thank you Mr. Gallos.
* Ned stands up an extends his hand as Both Nate and Christian shake and bid their pleasantries, causing the scene to fade. *
~~FINN
