Post by JD Storm on Feb 13, 2011 1:44:45 GMT -4
Scene opens at a sports bar, somewhere in NYC. The place is packed to the point that it's standing room only. People are elbowing into each other, just trying to grab a few drinks. A few random fights break out, with bouncers quickly tossing the trouble makers out. One section of the bar has been specially sectioned off, with only a few people getting in or out. Bodacious is sitting at one of the tables, in the sectioned off area, hanging out with a few beautiful women. Their boyfriends had just been kicked out minutes earlier after Bodacious had them kicked out, paying off the bouncers to do it.
The Gambler is placing a few bets with his personal bookie, using a pre-paid Trac Phone.
Gambler
What the hell's that supposed to mean? Doesn't everybody gamble on pro wrestling matches? Fixed?!? Hello! Hello!
Gambler hangs up the phone when it becomes obvious that his bookie hung up on him.
Gambler
I need to find myself a new bookie. Fuckin' idiot. Doesn't anyone gamble on wrestling matches?
Bobby Bodacious
So, what has you so worked up?
Gambler
Saw a recent podcast from that dipshit, Madok.
Bobby Bodacious
He's still on the IWC payroll?
Gambler
Son of a bitch is trying to put me in the same league as Ric Flair. Flair, of all people. Does this moron know a thing about me? I've only shed blood in IWC once, since joining. That was on the last airing of Asylum. If he knew anything at all, he'd realize that the old geezer Flair bleeds every week.
Bobby Bodacious
Twice on pay-per-views.
Gambler
I've also got more then five moves in my arsenal. Madok is going to find out the hard way what this supposedly old fuck is going to do to him once I shove my foot up his ass.
Bobby Bodacious
Supposedly old? How old are you, anyway?
Gambler
I'm sure as hell not sharing that info. All anybody needs to know is that my infinate superior experience is going help me end Madok's hot streak, once and for all. He's going the way of the Dodo....extinct! Does he know exactly how embarrassing it'll be when this "old fuck" kicks his ass? Nobody wants to be known as the guy that got their ass kicked by a senior citizen.
**spots the camera crew; looks directly into the camera**
Madok, I know that your limited intelligence only allows you to tell us to "fuck off". Well, I'll do you one better. We'll be "fucking off" after we've had our way with you, your mom, dad, girlfriend, wife, dog, neighbor & mailman. Once we take everything from you that you cherish so much, we'll consider "fucking off".
Bobby Bodacious
Dude, settle down. A man of seriously limited mental abilities, such as Madok, doesn't stand a chance against us. Doesn't take too many braincells to flip everybody the bird. The intelligence it takes to say "fuck off", while compaining about how you're allegedly piggybacking on my legacy while doing the same with Weatherlight is low.
How this man lucked out enough to win any kind of championship in his career is quite amazing. I suppose the trailer park trash of America needs somebody to look up to, since the Sandman isn't overly active.
With his lack of intelligence, who needs muscle? Who needs to be the biggest or baddest when one simple takedown will finish the job?
He wants to go for a spear? Simply move out of his way. He goes for a clothesline? Kick him in the knee cap. That'll take down the biggest, meanest, toughest person alive. I personally want to see him bring an army of people to ringside with him. I want them to see how easy it is to take him down. I want all his friends to see what happens when you see the dark side that we're about to unleash.
Gambler
When in IWC, do as the Misfits. If the fans want to see bloodshed, I can guarantee that there'll be plenty of bloodshed. Together, we'll make Madok bleed so much, the State Athletic Commission will shutdown the rest of the show for health reasons. I hope Madok doesn't have a rare blood type. He could be in some serious trouble if we make him bleed too much.
There's one sure bet in this match, Madok. You'll look like a punk bitch when we're done with you. Facing us isn't the same as taking on a bunch of drunks in a game of cards. We're the real deal. We're hear to kick ass, take names & the winner's share of the prize money. Everything else is an added bonus. Bobby & I may've had a rough start in IWC, so far. At Asylum, we're going to treat you like we would any mental patient. Put your sorry ass in a straight jacket, heavily sedate you & throw you in a padded cell.
Lot's of luck. You'll need it.
Bobby Bodacious
Ladies, I think it's about time to take this party to a more private location. Get your friends. We want to make this one hell of a party!
The women cheer as Bodacious, along with Gambler, lead them out of the bar. Scene comes to an end.
The Gambler is placing a few bets with his personal bookie, using a pre-paid Trac Phone.
Gambler
What the hell's that supposed to mean? Doesn't everybody gamble on pro wrestling matches? Fixed?!? Hello! Hello!
Gambler hangs up the phone when it becomes obvious that his bookie hung up on him.
Gambler
I need to find myself a new bookie. Fuckin' idiot. Doesn't anyone gamble on wrestling matches?
Bobby Bodacious
So, what has you so worked up?
Gambler
Saw a recent podcast from that dipshit, Madok.
Bobby Bodacious
He's still on the IWC payroll?
Gambler
Son of a bitch is trying to put me in the same league as Ric Flair. Flair, of all people. Does this moron know a thing about me? I've only shed blood in IWC once, since joining. That was on the last airing of Asylum. If he knew anything at all, he'd realize that the old geezer Flair bleeds every week.
Bobby Bodacious
Twice on pay-per-views.
Gambler
I've also got more then five moves in my arsenal. Madok is going to find out the hard way what this supposedly old fuck is going to do to him once I shove my foot up his ass.
Bobby Bodacious
Supposedly old? How old are you, anyway?
Gambler
I'm sure as hell not sharing that info. All anybody needs to know is that my infinate superior experience is going help me end Madok's hot streak, once and for all. He's going the way of the Dodo....extinct! Does he know exactly how embarrassing it'll be when this "old fuck" kicks his ass? Nobody wants to be known as the guy that got their ass kicked by a senior citizen.
**spots the camera crew; looks directly into the camera**
Madok, I know that your limited intelligence only allows you to tell us to "fuck off". Well, I'll do you one better. We'll be "fucking off" after we've had our way with you, your mom, dad, girlfriend, wife, dog, neighbor & mailman. Once we take everything from you that you cherish so much, we'll consider "fucking off".
Bobby Bodacious
Dude, settle down. A man of seriously limited mental abilities, such as Madok, doesn't stand a chance against us. Doesn't take too many braincells to flip everybody the bird. The intelligence it takes to say "fuck off", while compaining about how you're allegedly piggybacking on my legacy while doing the same with Weatherlight is low.
How this man lucked out enough to win any kind of championship in his career is quite amazing. I suppose the trailer park trash of America needs somebody to look up to, since the Sandman isn't overly active.
With his lack of intelligence, who needs muscle? Who needs to be the biggest or baddest when one simple takedown will finish the job?
He wants to go for a spear? Simply move out of his way. He goes for a clothesline? Kick him in the knee cap. That'll take down the biggest, meanest, toughest person alive. I personally want to see him bring an army of people to ringside with him. I want them to see how easy it is to take him down. I want all his friends to see what happens when you see the dark side that we're about to unleash.
Gambler
When in IWC, do as the Misfits. If the fans want to see bloodshed, I can guarantee that there'll be plenty of bloodshed. Together, we'll make Madok bleed so much, the State Athletic Commission will shutdown the rest of the show for health reasons. I hope Madok doesn't have a rare blood type. He could be in some serious trouble if we make him bleed too much.
There's one sure bet in this match, Madok. You'll look like a punk bitch when we're done with you. Facing us isn't the same as taking on a bunch of drunks in a game of cards. We're the real deal. We're hear to kick ass, take names & the winner's share of the prize money. Everything else is an added bonus. Bobby & I may've had a rough start in IWC, so far. At Asylum, we're going to treat you like we would any mental patient. Put your sorry ass in a straight jacket, heavily sedate you & throw you in a padded cell.
Lot's of luck. You'll need it.
Bobby Bodacious
Ladies, I think it's about time to take this party to a more private location. Get your friends. We want to make this one hell of a party!
The women cheer as Bodacious, along with Gambler, lead them out of the bar. Scene comes to an end.
