Post by JD Storm on Mar 9, 2011 22:17:47 GMT -4
Scene opens inside a conference room. A few corporate big wigs are in a meeting with Bobby Bodacious, finishing some contract negotiations. Both sides, with lawyers present, are at the point where documents are being signed. Everyone is shaking hands as they kiss each other’s ass.
Big Wig #1
That went better then we could hope for. Now that everything is settled, perhaps you’d be so generous as to have drinks with us in….oh….about 90 minutes.
“Superstar” Bobby BodaciousSure. You’ve got the first round, right?
Big Wig #2
We’ve got rounds all night long. We could retire after this deal, if we wanted to.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
That would be no fun. If I had to retire, I’d be forced to torment my maids & personal chef a lot more. It’s a lot more entertaining to torture the peons in the countless businesses that I own.
The big wigs all laugh as they tell a few stories on what they do to torture their subordinates. Once the joking is over, everyone is about to leave.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
Do you guys mind if I stick around for a little bit? I’ve got a few things that I’d like to get done, before joining you for drinks.
Big Wig #1
Take as much time as you need. Just make sure to join us at the Hilton as soon as you can.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
The one across the street or the one uptown?
Big Wig #2
Uptown. It’s more upscale.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
Alright. Meet you there in just a bit.
Once everyone has left, Bodacious walks to the head of a long, oak meeting table. He adjusts his tie, loosening it a bit as he makes himself comfortable. Bodacious sits down, leans back and plants his feet arrogantly on the table.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
Now, this is what I consider a banner day. Just bought a couple nice business properties for a song. Should make me some nice money, too. Should take one, maybe two years to see some huge profits from this deal. Few things I care about. Profits. Gorgeous women. The spotlight. Pretty much what every other red blooded man wants. The more I get, the happier I am. Don’t really care who’s toes I have to step on to get what I want. Whether it be in the board room, a conference room or a wrestling ring, I’ll step on as many toes as I need to in order to gain what I want.
The next set of toes that I get to step on will be yours, Mr. Kash. Have to admit that I use the term “Mr.” loosely, when talking about you. To even acknowledge you as anything above a third rate citizen is giving you more credit then you honestly deserve. There are plenty of people that deserve far more respect, far more “props” then you should ever be given. Politicians. Illegal immigrants. Cripples. Skinheads. The KKK. The Unibomber. Shoe salesmen. All of these people truly deserve more respect then you, Johnny. The list is quite extensive, to say the least.
So many people to rub elbows with before I give you any form of credibility or respect. Why would I want to give you respect, anyway? You’re just like the rest of American society. You’re more interested in…..what’s the term again? Redistributing wealth? Yeah, that’s it. You’re more concerned about the modern day socialism.
Who cares if someone else busted their ass to actually earn their family fortune, so long as you get a piece of their action. Want something? Just take it from them, by one means or another. Some prefer surcharges on those of us who make more then a million bucks a year. Others want to use Obamacare as a means of redistributing my wealth. Some, like yourself, prefer to take more extreme methods. Modern day Robin Hoods. Instead of taking from the wealthy and giving the poor, you just take from the wealthy. The poor don’t get a damned thing out of it.
I shouldn’t even call them poor. Lazy is more like it. Lazy describes perfectly just how you and the rest of society have become. It’s no longer about actually earning what you get, breaking through the proverbial glass ceiling. People like yourself are more interested in simply taking away from those of us who actually earned what we’ve got. My family has earned it’s wealth over the course of several generations. Ever since my ancestors first settled in America, they did nothing but bust ass to get what they wanted. You, on the other hand, are more concerned about taking away everyone else’s wealth, including my own. Instead of just taking the initiative, you’d rather lower yourself to petty crimes.
Who needs a real job when they can pick an old man’s pocket? Want a scooter? Just take one from the first person that comes by. If you feel like using a taser, go for it. Better then working, right? It’s any wonder America is going broke. Nobody wants to work. It’s just one big game of “give me”. People that should be enjoying retirement have to keep working, just so lazy bums like yourself can keep mooching off the system.
I, for one, am sick and tired of having to do all the work while bums like yourself do absolutely nothing. If people worked half as hard as I have to, we wouldn’t have a welfare state. We would actually have people qualified for good paying jobs, as opposed to burger flippers & dishwashers. People like myself would be paying far more then minimum wage for truly good people. If only we had more working for us besides the common street thug, using unions to scare us out of every penny we’ve got.
Kash, if you want anything from me at all……and I mean anything, you’d better be ready to bust your ass for it. If you think you’re going to beat me, it’s not going to be handed to you. I’m going to make you work for everything in our match. A walk in a park, this won’t be. This won’t be no visit to a country club. It won’t even compare to one of those shitty public golf courses. Our match will be Hell, pure and simple. You want in the War Games match for the APW show? Great! Prove it. Show me and everyone else just how bad you want it. Put me through the worst form of Hell you can come up with. Give me a war like I’ve never seen before.
I’m not here to play games. I’m here to bring class & dignity. Not only will IWC see an upgrade, but so will APW. Apparently, I have more work ahead of me then I realized.
Bodacious gets his feet off the table, stands up and casually walks out of the conference room as the scene fades to black.
Big Wig #1
That went better then we could hope for. Now that everything is settled, perhaps you’d be so generous as to have drinks with us in….oh….about 90 minutes.
“Superstar” Bobby BodaciousSure. You’ve got the first round, right?
Big Wig #2
We’ve got rounds all night long. We could retire after this deal, if we wanted to.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
That would be no fun. If I had to retire, I’d be forced to torment my maids & personal chef a lot more. It’s a lot more entertaining to torture the peons in the countless businesses that I own.
The big wigs all laugh as they tell a few stories on what they do to torture their subordinates. Once the joking is over, everyone is about to leave.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
Do you guys mind if I stick around for a little bit? I’ve got a few things that I’d like to get done, before joining you for drinks.
Big Wig #1
Take as much time as you need. Just make sure to join us at the Hilton as soon as you can.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
The one across the street or the one uptown?
Big Wig #2
Uptown. It’s more upscale.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
Alright. Meet you there in just a bit.
Once everyone has left, Bodacious walks to the head of a long, oak meeting table. He adjusts his tie, loosening it a bit as he makes himself comfortable. Bodacious sits down, leans back and plants his feet arrogantly on the table.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
Now, this is what I consider a banner day. Just bought a couple nice business properties for a song. Should make me some nice money, too. Should take one, maybe two years to see some huge profits from this deal. Few things I care about. Profits. Gorgeous women. The spotlight. Pretty much what every other red blooded man wants. The more I get, the happier I am. Don’t really care who’s toes I have to step on to get what I want. Whether it be in the board room, a conference room or a wrestling ring, I’ll step on as many toes as I need to in order to gain what I want.
The next set of toes that I get to step on will be yours, Mr. Kash. Have to admit that I use the term “Mr.” loosely, when talking about you. To even acknowledge you as anything above a third rate citizen is giving you more credit then you honestly deserve. There are plenty of people that deserve far more respect, far more “props” then you should ever be given. Politicians. Illegal immigrants. Cripples. Skinheads. The KKK. The Unibomber. Shoe salesmen. All of these people truly deserve more respect then you, Johnny. The list is quite extensive, to say the least.
So many people to rub elbows with before I give you any form of credibility or respect. Why would I want to give you respect, anyway? You’re just like the rest of American society. You’re more interested in…..what’s the term again? Redistributing wealth? Yeah, that’s it. You’re more concerned about the modern day socialism.
Who cares if someone else busted their ass to actually earn their family fortune, so long as you get a piece of their action. Want something? Just take it from them, by one means or another. Some prefer surcharges on those of us who make more then a million bucks a year. Others want to use Obamacare as a means of redistributing my wealth. Some, like yourself, prefer to take more extreme methods. Modern day Robin Hoods. Instead of taking from the wealthy and giving the poor, you just take from the wealthy. The poor don’t get a damned thing out of it.
I shouldn’t even call them poor. Lazy is more like it. Lazy describes perfectly just how you and the rest of society have become. It’s no longer about actually earning what you get, breaking through the proverbial glass ceiling. People like yourself are more interested in simply taking away from those of us who actually earned what we’ve got. My family has earned it’s wealth over the course of several generations. Ever since my ancestors first settled in America, they did nothing but bust ass to get what they wanted. You, on the other hand, are more concerned about taking away everyone else’s wealth, including my own. Instead of just taking the initiative, you’d rather lower yourself to petty crimes.
Who needs a real job when they can pick an old man’s pocket? Want a scooter? Just take one from the first person that comes by. If you feel like using a taser, go for it. Better then working, right? It’s any wonder America is going broke. Nobody wants to work. It’s just one big game of “give me”. People that should be enjoying retirement have to keep working, just so lazy bums like yourself can keep mooching off the system.
I, for one, am sick and tired of having to do all the work while bums like yourself do absolutely nothing. If people worked half as hard as I have to, we wouldn’t have a welfare state. We would actually have people qualified for good paying jobs, as opposed to burger flippers & dishwashers. People like myself would be paying far more then minimum wage for truly good people. If only we had more working for us besides the common street thug, using unions to scare us out of every penny we’ve got.
Kash, if you want anything from me at all……and I mean anything, you’d better be ready to bust your ass for it. If you think you’re going to beat me, it’s not going to be handed to you. I’m going to make you work for everything in our match. A walk in a park, this won’t be. This won’t be no visit to a country club. It won’t even compare to one of those shitty public golf courses. Our match will be Hell, pure and simple. You want in the War Games match for the APW show? Great! Prove it. Show me and everyone else just how bad you want it. Put me through the worst form of Hell you can come up with. Give me a war like I’ve never seen before.
I’m not here to play games. I’m here to bring class & dignity. Not only will IWC see an upgrade, but so will APW. Apparently, I have more work ahead of me then I realized.
Bodacious gets his feet off the table, stands up and casually walks out of the conference room as the scene fades to black.
