Post by brandenharvey on Mar 11, 2011 13:56:49 GMT -4
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Thursday, March 10, 2011
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[The scene opens with a television set flying through the window of a hotel room in LA. The camera goes in through the window and "Supersonic" Branden Harvey is standing in the room, livid. Harvey kicks a hole in the wall.]
Harvey: I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST TO DIAMENTE VALENTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL???
[His wife, Lisa, approaches him and puts her hand on his arm.]
Lisa: Calm down, hun. It was one match. It wasn't even important.
Harvey: What? Not important? I'm better than Diamente. I know it. He knows it. Even Jeff knows it. I lost to Diamente because I made one mistake. ONE MISTAKE!!! WHY SHOULD I CALM DOWN?
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Lisa: Because Diamente is in your past. Your future is near. At Rasslemania, you face Johnny Knuckles of DangerTainment in a Hardcore in Hell Match. You might be pulling double duty at Rasslemania, right? There's that War Games Qualifier this Sunday.
Harvey: I WILL be pulling double duty at Rasslemania. If I beat Nate Bishop this Sunday at the IWC Asylum, I'll be competing in War Games, representing Team IWC. If I lose, however, I'll be competing in a Battle Royal instead. The winner of that Battle Royal will challenge James Chambers for the IWC Insane Championship at Battle Grounds. Either way, I'll be in two big matches at Rasslemania. Either way, Rasslemania is the Branden Harvey Show.
Lisa: Are you afraid of Nate Bishop? Do you think you can beat him?
Harvey: Nate Bishop is a great wrestler. At Blood, Sweat, and Broken Teeth, he took Rico Casteel to the limit and almost became IWC Suicidal Champion. In his short time in IWC, Nate Bishop has proven that he belongs here. He has proven that he's better than half the roster. He has proven that he will push you to the limit even if you beat him. Nate Bishop has proven that he will be a tough opponent for me this Sunday.
Lisa: You never answered my question. Are you afraid of him? Can you beat him?
Harvey: Yes. Yes. I can beat him. It doesn't matter that he thinks I'm not worth his time. It doesn't matter that he thinks I'm beneath him. Hell, it doesn't even matter that I caught him giving Jason Kash a blow job in the dressing room at Blood, Sweat, and Broken Teeth. I can beat Nate Bishop and I will beat Nate Bishop. 've already said he's good. And he is. But I'm better. I know I am.
I love the irony of this match. Nate Bishop is a member of DangerTainment. Two weeks before I face Johnny Knuckles at Rasslemania, I face one of his stablemates in the IWC Asylum. Nate Bishop is going to be made an example of. Maybe I'll even go for the hat trick and take Jason Kash out while I'm at it. Because I'm not afraid of any member of DangerTainment. Not Jason Kash. Not Johnny Knuckles. Not even Nate Bishop. Because I know I'm better than each and every one of them.
Nate Bishop says that he can beat me because I barely escaped being put in a full body cast by Ebon. But Nate seems to forget that I won that match. I beat Ebon in a brutal match. It was also a short match. I believe it was the shortest match at Blood, Sweat, and Broken Teeth. My point? I put Ebon on a Stretcher in record setting time. Imagine what I could do to Nate Bishop. I will take all my pent up frustration and fling it at Nate Bishop. I will make him bleed. And I will revel in his blood. I will bathe in it. I will love it.
He also says that I'll be run down because I'm traveling back and forth between shows. Because I compete for both APW and IWC. That's an interesting thing to say. Does the fact that my last match was two days before my match with Nate and his was two weeks before his match with me give him an advantage? Or does the fact that I have competed more recently and therefore have the most recent experience give me the advantage?
Lisa: That was a flimsy comeback.
Harvey: I know. But it was all I could come up with.
Lisa: That makes sense. Continue.
Harvey: Thanks.
Nate Bishop claims that I couldn't get the job done against Knuckles. But I haven't even faced Knuckles yet. Knuckles and I are going at it at Rasslemania. Nate Bishop doesn't seem to know what he's talking about. Unless he means all the times Knuckles jumped me. But surprise attacks don't count, in my opinion. Does the fact that I've been jumped make Nate Bishop better than me? No. It doesn't. It just means that he has a stablemate that is afraid of facing me head on. Maybe Nate even feels the same way.
Nate Bishop may be a founding member of DangerTainment. But that doesn't make him better than me. That's like me saying, "I'm better than you because I team with The Exchange Rate and Rico Casteel." A stable doesn't make you better or worse. It just means you have friends. I have friends. Nate has friends. We all have friends. I even have more friends than Nate. But it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because, in the end, it comes down to me and Nate Bishop. Not our friends. And I know I can out do Nate Bishop in every way.
Nate claims that I can't do anything right in this business. Why? Because I lost the APW Xtreme Championship? That's kind of a funny thing to hear from someone that hasn't even won a title since debuting in IWC. How did I "flounder out?" I haven't even gotten a rematch for the title that I lost at Christmas Chaos. Nate Bishop has proven, once again, that he doesn't know as much about me as he thinks. All he does is make random accusations that make no sense in the context of my career. He doesn't even no the correct name for APW's Xtreme Division, calling it the Hardcore Division. That just shows how much homework he's done.
He says I get scraps from everyone and can't do anything with it. What scraps? I've had to fight and earn everything in this business. I earned a shot at the APW Xtreme Championship. But this isn't APW, is it? I've had two title opportunities in IWC. One for the IWC Suicidal Championship and one for the IWC Tap Out Championship. I earned both of those opportunities, just like Nate Bishop earned his opportunity at the IWC Suicidal Championship. How is that table scraps? It's called fighting for any opportunity you can grab. Not being somebody's "little brother." Nate should be able to appreciate that.
Knuckles treated me like a dog, Nate says. All I did was prove I can take anything Knuckles can dish out. A dog would've ran, whimpering. I didn't. Nate, along with the rest of the world, will see who's better between Knuckles and I at Rasslemania. But why the constant comparison to himself and Johnny Knuckles? It's almost as if he thinks that I'm going to be afraid of him because I respect Johnny Knuckles. Nate Bishop has another thing coming if he thinks I'm just going to give this match up.
Nate Bishop says he'll treat me like, well... me. That's good. I don't want to be treated like Jason Royce. And I certainly don't want to be treated like a member of DangerTainment. Because I'm not his friend. I went into The Danger House and was attcked by the DangerTainment fans the whole time I was there. It was me against Roy Speede and every fan there. It was 1 vs. 100. And I still came out the victor. Nate was there. He saw it. I walked into the lion's den and walked out unscathed. DangerTainment doesn't scare me. And there is no way a member of DangerTainment can humiliate or outclass me. I'm the most spectacular high flyer in the history of professional wrestling. Who else can hit the greatest move of all time, the Sonic Boom? Certainly not Nate Bishop. Nate Bishop is just grasping at straws.
Nate Bishop needs to be prepared, be aware, and, most of all, Nate Bishop needs to be afraid. Because he will feel the Sonic Boom. And I will go to War Games and win the match for Team IWC. Bank on it.
[Branden and Lisa smile and lie down on the bed and start stripping each other as the scene fades.]
Thursday, March 10, 2011
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[The scene opens with a television set flying through the window of a hotel room in LA. The camera goes in through the window and "Supersonic" Branden Harvey is standing in the room, livid. Harvey kicks a hole in the wall.]
Harvey: I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST TO DIAMENTE VALENTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL???
[His wife, Lisa, approaches him and puts her hand on his arm.]
Lisa: Calm down, hun. It was one match. It wasn't even important.
Harvey: What? Not important? I'm better than Diamente. I know it. He knows it. Even Jeff knows it. I lost to Diamente because I made one mistake. ONE MISTAKE!!! WHY SHOULD I CALM DOWN?
?Lisa: Because Diamente is in your past. Your future is near. At Rasslemania, you face Johnny Knuckles of DangerTainment in a Hardcore in Hell Match. You might be pulling double duty at Rasslemania, right? There's that War Games Qualifier this Sunday.
Harvey: I WILL be pulling double duty at Rasslemania. If I beat Nate Bishop this Sunday at the IWC Asylum, I'll be competing in War Games, representing Team IWC. If I lose, however, I'll be competing in a Battle Royal instead. The winner of that Battle Royal will challenge James Chambers for the IWC Insane Championship at Battle Grounds. Either way, I'll be in two big matches at Rasslemania. Either way, Rasslemania is the Branden Harvey Show.
Lisa: Are you afraid of Nate Bishop? Do you think you can beat him?
Harvey: Nate Bishop is a great wrestler. At Blood, Sweat, and Broken Teeth, he took Rico Casteel to the limit and almost became IWC Suicidal Champion. In his short time in IWC, Nate Bishop has proven that he belongs here. He has proven that he's better than half the roster. He has proven that he will push you to the limit even if you beat him. Nate Bishop has proven that he will be a tough opponent for me this Sunday.
Lisa: You never answered my question. Are you afraid of him? Can you beat him?
Harvey: Yes. Yes. I can beat him. It doesn't matter that he thinks I'm not worth his time. It doesn't matter that he thinks I'm beneath him. Hell, it doesn't even matter that I caught him giving Jason Kash a blow job in the dressing room at Blood, Sweat, and Broken Teeth. I can beat Nate Bishop and I will beat Nate Bishop. 've already said he's good. And he is. But I'm better. I know I am.
I love the irony of this match. Nate Bishop is a member of DangerTainment. Two weeks before I face Johnny Knuckles at Rasslemania, I face one of his stablemates in the IWC Asylum. Nate Bishop is going to be made an example of. Maybe I'll even go for the hat trick and take Jason Kash out while I'm at it. Because I'm not afraid of any member of DangerTainment. Not Jason Kash. Not Johnny Knuckles. Not even Nate Bishop. Because I know I'm better than each and every one of them.
Nate Bishop says that he can beat me because I barely escaped being put in a full body cast by Ebon. But Nate seems to forget that I won that match. I beat Ebon in a brutal match. It was also a short match. I believe it was the shortest match at Blood, Sweat, and Broken Teeth. My point? I put Ebon on a Stretcher in record setting time. Imagine what I could do to Nate Bishop. I will take all my pent up frustration and fling it at Nate Bishop. I will make him bleed. And I will revel in his blood. I will bathe in it. I will love it.
He also says that I'll be run down because I'm traveling back and forth between shows. Because I compete for both APW and IWC. That's an interesting thing to say. Does the fact that my last match was two days before my match with Nate and his was two weeks before his match with me give him an advantage? Or does the fact that I have competed more recently and therefore have the most recent experience give me the advantage?
Lisa: That was a flimsy comeback.
Harvey: I know. But it was all I could come up with.
Lisa: That makes sense. Continue.
Harvey: Thanks.
Nate Bishop claims that I couldn't get the job done against Knuckles. But I haven't even faced Knuckles yet. Knuckles and I are going at it at Rasslemania. Nate Bishop doesn't seem to know what he's talking about. Unless he means all the times Knuckles jumped me. But surprise attacks don't count, in my opinion. Does the fact that I've been jumped make Nate Bishop better than me? No. It doesn't. It just means that he has a stablemate that is afraid of facing me head on. Maybe Nate even feels the same way.
Nate Bishop may be a founding member of DangerTainment. But that doesn't make him better than me. That's like me saying, "I'm better than you because I team with The Exchange Rate and Rico Casteel." A stable doesn't make you better or worse. It just means you have friends. I have friends. Nate has friends. We all have friends. I even have more friends than Nate. But it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because, in the end, it comes down to me and Nate Bishop. Not our friends. And I know I can out do Nate Bishop in every way.
Nate claims that I can't do anything right in this business. Why? Because I lost the APW Xtreme Championship? That's kind of a funny thing to hear from someone that hasn't even won a title since debuting in IWC. How did I "flounder out?" I haven't even gotten a rematch for the title that I lost at Christmas Chaos. Nate Bishop has proven, once again, that he doesn't know as much about me as he thinks. All he does is make random accusations that make no sense in the context of my career. He doesn't even no the correct name for APW's Xtreme Division, calling it the Hardcore Division. That just shows how much homework he's done.
He says I get scraps from everyone and can't do anything with it. What scraps? I've had to fight and earn everything in this business. I earned a shot at the APW Xtreme Championship. But this isn't APW, is it? I've had two title opportunities in IWC. One for the IWC Suicidal Championship and one for the IWC Tap Out Championship. I earned both of those opportunities, just like Nate Bishop earned his opportunity at the IWC Suicidal Championship. How is that table scraps? It's called fighting for any opportunity you can grab. Not being somebody's "little brother." Nate should be able to appreciate that.
Knuckles treated me like a dog, Nate says. All I did was prove I can take anything Knuckles can dish out. A dog would've ran, whimpering. I didn't. Nate, along with the rest of the world, will see who's better between Knuckles and I at Rasslemania. But why the constant comparison to himself and Johnny Knuckles? It's almost as if he thinks that I'm going to be afraid of him because I respect Johnny Knuckles. Nate Bishop has another thing coming if he thinks I'm just going to give this match up.
Nate Bishop says he'll treat me like, well... me. That's good. I don't want to be treated like Jason Royce. And I certainly don't want to be treated like a member of DangerTainment. Because I'm not his friend. I went into The Danger House and was attcked by the DangerTainment fans the whole time I was there. It was me against Roy Speede and every fan there. It was 1 vs. 100. And I still came out the victor. Nate was there. He saw it. I walked into the lion's den and walked out unscathed. DangerTainment doesn't scare me. And there is no way a member of DangerTainment can humiliate or outclass me. I'm the most spectacular high flyer in the history of professional wrestling. Who else can hit the greatest move of all time, the Sonic Boom? Certainly not Nate Bishop. Nate Bishop is just grasping at straws.
Nate Bishop needs to be prepared, be aware, and, most of all, Nate Bishop needs to be afraid. Because he will feel the Sonic Boom. And I will go to War Games and win the match for Team IWC. Bank on it.
[Branden and Lisa smile and lie down on the bed and start stripping each other as the scene fades.]
