Post by brandenharvey on Mar 25, 2011 2:02:47 GMT -4
[The scene opens in Western Penititiary in Pittsburg, Pennsylvania. "Supersonic" Branden Harvey is in his cell. Harvey's cellmate, Kedar, is sitting quietly in the corner. A guard approaches the cell. He bangs on the bars with his nightstick to get Harvey's attention.]
Guard: You have a visitor. Would you like to see her?
Harvey: Really? Who? I don't know anybody around here. Does my visitor have a name?
Guard: I don't know and, honestly, I don't care. Do you want to see her or not? I want to do my job and get out of here, away from scum like you.
Harvey: Yes. Yes, of course I do. Let me out of here. Lead the way.
Guard: I always do. It's my job.
[The guard lets him out of his cell, handcuffs him, and leads him to the visitor room. He shows Harvey where to sit. Harvey looks to see who his visitor is. It's his sister, Krystal. Krystal glares at him. She looks like she doesn't want to be here. Why is that? Harvey grabs the phone. She grabs the phone on her side.]
Harvey: Hey, Krystal. It's nice to get a visitor in this God forsaken place. What brings you here?
Krystal: I didn't want to come here, Branden. Mom made me. She made me come here and tell you something. I don't think you'll care. If you cared, you wouldn't be here in the first place.
Harvey: Why not? It's nice to see a familiar face. What did mom want you to tell me?
Krystal: Branden, you wouldn't be here if you didn't kill Lisa. You kill your wife and expect us not to get mad at you? You embarrassed our family. What gets me is you did it, knowing mom was sick. You pushed her over the edge, Branden. What the hell is wrong with you? You're obviously a psycho. You're not fit to be my brother.
Harvey: Krystal, do you really think I killed Lisa? I didn't. I was framed. You have to believe me.
Krystal: "It wasn't me. It was the one armed man." Give it a rest. Your fingerprints were on the gun.
Harvey: If you're going to mock me, use a different movie. The main character of Fugitive was cleared of all charges. So saying that suggests that you believe me. My fingerprints were on the gun because I picked it up when I walked into the house and found her body. I know it was stupid. But you're not thinking that clearly when you walk into a room to find your wife on the ground dead.
Krystal: I don't believe you. I think you're a piece of garbage. I can't wait until they execute you. I can't believe they're letting you out for this Rasslemania bullshit. You could escape.
Harvey: They're letting me out for Rasslemania. But I have to be escorted at all times by armed guards. But that's okay. I'm going to be out of here soon. Trust me. Anyway, you mentioned that mom has gotten worse? What happened? Is she still alive?
Krystal: Don't act like you care. She had a heart attack yesterday morning.
Harvey: WHAT?! Is she okay? Is she still alive?
Krystal: She's in the hospital. She's having heart surgery tomorrow. She wants you there. but you can't be there because you had to be selfish and kill Lisa. Nobody liked her, Branden. I'm not sad that she's dead. But I just can't believe you did it. You ruined our family and may have killed our mother.
[Branden is started to get hot under the collar. After a few seconds his anger starts flaring. Finally, it's a raging inferno. he can't believe his own sister is saying things like this.]
Harvey: I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T FUCKING KILL HER!!!!!!!!!! STOP MAKING THESE FUCKING ACCUSATIONS!!!!!!!!!! I OUGHT TO KILL YOU!!!!!
[Several guards tackle Branden. He fights with them tooth and nail before being taken out with a taser like he's a member of Dangertainment. Harvey goes into convulsions on the floor.]
Krystal: Your anger is giving you away. You did kill Lisa. You've now proven it to me. Goodbye, Branden. I hope you rot in here.
[Krystal gets up and walks away, satisfied at the beating her brother has just recieved. The scene fades.]
[The scene opens in the cell of "Supersonic" Branden Harvey. He's in there alone. His cellmate, Kedar, is nowhere to be seen. Harvey is angry. He is angry about so many things. He can't believe what his life has become. He looks into the camera and begins to speak.]
Harvey: I've just discovered that my mother has heart surgery tomorrow. I can't be there because I'm stuck in here. I can't visit her. They'll let me out to wrestle at Rasslemania but they won't let me go see my sick mother. How screwed up is that? And you want me to talk about Johnny Knuckles? No. You want me to talk to Johnny Knuckles. What kind of bullshit is that? You think I care about Johnny Knuckles right now? Fine. It'll get my mind off things for a minute.
Johnny Knuckles, you're not high on my list of things right now. I have a ton of problems. My wife is dead. My mother is sick. My son is in a foster home. And I'm stuck in prison. What has my life become? But you want to talk? Let's talk. Let's talk about what's happening this Sunday.
This Sunday is Rasslemania. I'll have armed guards everywhere except on camera. Whatever. It happens. Or at least it happens to me. This Sunday, I face off against you, Knuckles. This match is going to be the cullmination of everything that you and I have been through. Just because I'm not focused on you right now doesn't mean I'm not going to be focused on you when I step into that ring with you at Rasslemania. I'll be as focused on that match as it's possible to be because it'll be my opportunity to hit something after all this bullshit.
The match is Hardcore in Hell. That means I have barbed wire. That means I have glass. That means I have thumbtacks. I have all that, Knuckles, for the sole purpose of torturing you with it. I've been through some crazy things, Knuckles. Would you like to see some of the crazy things I've been through? Let's see:
[The scene changes to the end of "Supersonic" Branden Harvey vs. Teen Throb vs. Larsen Van Der Kamp in an Impaler Match at SWA Sadistic Rage III.]
Branden tries to climb up Larsen's legs, as Larsen tries to pull his body back through the hole. Teen Throb is barely holding on as the scaffold hangs unevenly on only three sidesa. Teen Throb makes a quick move and stomps down on Larsen's face. He squeezes through the hole some more. A few more stomps and Larsen is pushed more through the hol.e Both Harvey and Larsen scream “No! No! No!” as Teen Throb delivers one final stomp, pushing Larsen through the hole, with Harvey hanging from his leg. Both Harvey and Larsen fall down and land on the spikes below, with Larsen being impaled through the leg, and Harvey through the side. Blood starts to flow down the spikes as EMT's rush to their aid. The bell rings as the EMT’s help the two competitors currently on the bed of spikes.
[The scene changes back to Harvey in his cell.]
Harvey: That was my most violent match to date, Knuckles. I know I said that match makes this one look like a child's play thing but, on second inspection, this match is worse. If I'm impaled on something, I have to keep wrestling. have I ever done that before? Let's find out:
[The scene changes to the episode of SWA Sunday Night Fever immediately following Sadistic Rage III.]
"Fuel by Metallica hits the speakers. Suddenly, "Supersonic" Branden Harvey comes riding in on a cable. As he reaches the ring, he does a backflip off the cable and lands in the ring.
JOE: Branden's scar is still visible from the Sadistic Rage match.
SKIPPY: He was impaled on a spike! What do you expect?
Harvey and HR stand in their respective corners as the referee is handed a bag of glass and a step ladder. The referee shows the bag to both men and climbs the step ladder and fastens the bag to the pole. The bell rings before he can get down, Harvey and HR charge towards each other. The collide and fall to the mat, the shaking mat causes the ref to lose his balance and fall off the step ladder.
[The scene changes back to Harvey in his cell.]
Harvey: That goes to show just how far I'm willing to go in this match, Knuckles. The point is, you don't scare me. If I can be impaled on spikes and not even take any time off, what do you think you can do to me to make me lose this match. There is nothing you can do, Knuckles. No matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, no matter how much experience you have in this type of match, I will come out the victor because I have the will to win. So you need to be prepared, be aware, and, most of all, you need to be afraid. Because it's time to break the sound barrier with a Sonic Boom.
[The scene fades.]
Guard: You have a visitor. Would you like to see her?
Harvey: Really? Who? I don't know anybody around here. Does my visitor have a name?
Guard: I don't know and, honestly, I don't care. Do you want to see her or not? I want to do my job and get out of here, away from scum like you.
Harvey: Yes. Yes, of course I do. Let me out of here. Lead the way.
Guard: I always do. It's my job.
[The guard lets him out of his cell, handcuffs him, and leads him to the visitor room. He shows Harvey where to sit. Harvey looks to see who his visitor is. It's his sister, Krystal. Krystal glares at him. She looks like she doesn't want to be here. Why is that? Harvey grabs the phone. She grabs the phone on her side.]
Harvey: Hey, Krystal. It's nice to get a visitor in this God forsaken place. What brings you here?
Krystal: I didn't want to come here, Branden. Mom made me. She made me come here and tell you something. I don't think you'll care. If you cared, you wouldn't be here in the first place.
Harvey: Why not? It's nice to see a familiar face. What did mom want you to tell me?
Krystal: Branden, you wouldn't be here if you didn't kill Lisa. You kill your wife and expect us not to get mad at you? You embarrassed our family. What gets me is you did it, knowing mom was sick. You pushed her over the edge, Branden. What the hell is wrong with you? You're obviously a psycho. You're not fit to be my brother.
Harvey: Krystal, do you really think I killed Lisa? I didn't. I was framed. You have to believe me.
Krystal: "It wasn't me. It was the one armed man." Give it a rest. Your fingerprints were on the gun.
Harvey: If you're going to mock me, use a different movie. The main character of Fugitive was cleared of all charges. So saying that suggests that you believe me. My fingerprints were on the gun because I picked it up when I walked into the house and found her body. I know it was stupid. But you're not thinking that clearly when you walk into a room to find your wife on the ground dead.
Krystal: I don't believe you. I think you're a piece of garbage. I can't wait until they execute you. I can't believe they're letting you out for this Rasslemania bullshit. You could escape.
Harvey: They're letting me out for Rasslemania. But I have to be escorted at all times by armed guards. But that's okay. I'm going to be out of here soon. Trust me. Anyway, you mentioned that mom has gotten worse? What happened? Is she still alive?
Krystal: Don't act like you care. She had a heart attack yesterday morning.
Harvey: WHAT?! Is she okay? Is she still alive?
Krystal: She's in the hospital. She's having heart surgery tomorrow. She wants you there. but you can't be there because you had to be selfish and kill Lisa. Nobody liked her, Branden. I'm not sad that she's dead. But I just can't believe you did it. You ruined our family and may have killed our mother.
[Branden is started to get hot under the collar. After a few seconds his anger starts flaring. Finally, it's a raging inferno. he can't believe his own sister is saying things like this.]
Harvey: I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T FUCKING KILL HER!!!!!!!!!! STOP MAKING THESE FUCKING ACCUSATIONS!!!!!!!!!! I OUGHT TO KILL YOU!!!!!
[Several guards tackle Branden. He fights with them tooth and nail before being taken out with a taser like he's a member of Dangertainment. Harvey goes into convulsions on the floor.]
Krystal: Your anger is giving you away. You did kill Lisa. You've now proven it to me. Goodbye, Branden. I hope you rot in here.
[Krystal gets up and walks away, satisfied at the beating her brother has just recieved. The scene fades.]
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[The scene opens in the cell of "Supersonic" Branden Harvey. He's in there alone. His cellmate, Kedar, is nowhere to be seen. Harvey is angry. He is angry about so many things. He can't believe what his life has become. He looks into the camera and begins to speak.]
Harvey: I've just discovered that my mother has heart surgery tomorrow. I can't be there because I'm stuck in here. I can't visit her. They'll let me out to wrestle at Rasslemania but they won't let me go see my sick mother. How screwed up is that? And you want me to talk about Johnny Knuckles? No. You want me to talk to Johnny Knuckles. What kind of bullshit is that? You think I care about Johnny Knuckles right now? Fine. It'll get my mind off things for a minute.
Johnny Knuckles, you're not high on my list of things right now. I have a ton of problems. My wife is dead. My mother is sick. My son is in a foster home. And I'm stuck in prison. What has my life become? But you want to talk? Let's talk. Let's talk about what's happening this Sunday.
This Sunday is Rasslemania. I'll have armed guards everywhere except on camera. Whatever. It happens. Or at least it happens to me. This Sunday, I face off against you, Knuckles. This match is going to be the cullmination of everything that you and I have been through. Just because I'm not focused on you right now doesn't mean I'm not going to be focused on you when I step into that ring with you at Rasslemania. I'll be as focused on that match as it's possible to be because it'll be my opportunity to hit something after all this bullshit.
The match is Hardcore in Hell. That means I have barbed wire. That means I have glass. That means I have thumbtacks. I have all that, Knuckles, for the sole purpose of torturing you with it. I've been through some crazy things, Knuckles. Would you like to see some of the crazy things I've been through? Let's see:
[The scene changes to the end of "Supersonic" Branden Harvey vs. Teen Throb vs. Larsen Van Der Kamp in an Impaler Match at SWA Sadistic Rage III.]
Branden tries to climb up Larsen's legs, as Larsen tries to pull his body back through the hole. Teen Throb is barely holding on as the scaffold hangs unevenly on only three sidesa. Teen Throb makes a quick move and stomps down on Larsen's face. He squeezes through the hole some more. A few more stomps and Larsen is pushed more through the hol.e Both Harvey and Larsen scream “No! No! No!” as Teen Throb delivers one final stomp, pushing Larsen through the hole, with Harvey hanging from his leg. Both Harvey and Larsen fall down and land on the spikes below, with Larsen being impaled through the leg, and Harvey through the side. Blood starts to flow down the spikes as EMT's rush to their aid. The bell rings as the EMT’s help the two competitors currently on the bed of spikes.
[The scene changes back to Harvey in his cell.]
Harvey: That was my most violent match to date, Knuckles. I know I said that match makes this one look like a child's play thing but, on second inspection, this match is worse. If I'm impaled on something, I have to keep wrestling. have I ever done that before? Let's find out:
[The scene changes to the episode of SWA Sunday Night Fever immediately following Sadistic Rage III.]
"Fuel by Metallica hits the speakers. Suddenly, "Supersonic" Branden Harvey comes riding in on a cable. As he reaches the ring, he does a backflip off the cable and lands in the ring.
JOE: Branden's scar is still visible from the Sadistic Rage match.
SKIPPY: He was impaled on a spike! What do you expect?
Harvey and HR stand in their respective corners as the referee is handed a bag of glass and a step ladder. The referee shows the bag to both men and climbs the step ladder and fastens the bag to the pole. The bell rings before he can get down, Harvey and HR charge towards each other. The collide and fall to the mat, the shaking mat causes the ref to lose his balance and fall off the step ladder.
[The scene changes back to Harvey in his cell.]
Harvey: That goes to show just how far I'm willing to go in this match, Knuckles. The point is, you don't scare me. If I can be impaled on spikes and not even take any time off, what do you think you can do to me to make me lose this match. There is nothing you can do, Knuckles. No matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, no matter how much experience you have in this type of match, I will come out the victor because I have the will to win. So you need to be prepared, be aware, and, most of all, you need to be afraid. Because it's time to break the sound barrier with a Sonic Boom.
[The scene fades.]
