Post by captainklappton on Mar 25, 2011 11:59:22 GMT -4
*Scene fades into “What It Is” Captain Klappton standing just outside of Memorial Stadium in Berkeley, California the site of the biggest show on the planet Rasslemania VII. Klappton stands with his fists clenched and a look of pure rage on his face. The big man looks more irritated than ever before seen as he is approached by an APW reporter*
APW Reporter: Excuse me, Captain! I just would like to get a couple of words from you if you don’t mind.
*Klappton clenches his fists closed tighter now and beads of sweat begin pouring down from the big mans brow*
APW Reporter: We are just days away from the greatest wrestling show of all time, Rasslemania. As this being your first Rasslemania ever how do you feel about being in the War Games match? And what are you doing to prepare yourself for one of the most dangerous and deadliest matches in the history of this business?
Captain Klappton: HOW DO I FEEL!? HOW DO I FEEL!? I FEEL LIKE RIPPING YOUR HEAD OFF RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW!
*The APW reporter takes a couple of steps back*
APW Reporter: Well with all due respect Captain, I’m not here to offend you….
Captain Klappton: I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU’RE HERE TO DO! I’M GOING TO TELL YOU PLAIN AND SIMPLE WHAT IT IS! ON SUNDAY NIGHT AT RASSLEMANIA INSIDE OF THE DEMONIC STRUCTURE THAT IS WAR GAMES I’M GOING TO SHOW THE WORLD WHY THEY CALL ME THE CAPTAIN! I’M GOING TO SHOW EVERYONE ON THE OPPOSING TEAM WHAT IT IS! I’M GOING TO DOMINATE, DESTROY, AND HURT EVERYONE THAT GETS IN MY WAY AND IF THAT MEANS PUNISHING MY OWN SO CALLED PARTNERS THAN SO BE IT!
APW Reporter: Punish your own partners? Your suppose to be standing up for team APW!
Captain Klappton: THERE IS NO TEAM! THERE IS ONLY ME, MYSELF, AND I! THERE ONLY IS WHAT IT IS! IN WAR THERE IS ONLY ONE PERSON THAT MATTERS AND THAT IS ONESELF! SURELY THERE ARE PARTNERS AND SOLDIERS THAT WATCH YOUR BACK AND COVER FOR YOU, BUT IN THE VERY END IT IS SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST AND JUST THAT! I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH FRIENDLY FIRE!
APW Reporter: Well, Captain… I appreciate your time…. I wish you and Team APW the best of luck in representing the organization.
Captain Klappton: LUCK!? THE APW DOESN’T NEED LUCK…. THE ONLY THING THEY NEED IN THE WAR GAMES MATCH IS THE CAPTAIN! AND THAT IS WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Captain Klappton looks into the camera and begins sadistically cackling*
*Scene fades to black*
APW Reporter: Excuse me, Captain! I just would like to get a couple of words from you if you don’t mind.
*Klappton clenches his fists closed tighter now and beads of sweat begin pouring down from the big mans brow*
APW Reporter: We are just days away from the greatest wrestling show of all time, Rasslemania. As this being your first Rasslemania ever how do you feel about being in the War Games match? And what are you doing to prepare yourself for one of the most dangerous and deadliest matches in the history of this business?
Captain Klappton: HOW DO I FEEL!? HOW DO I FEEL!? I FEEL LIKE RIPPING YOUR HEAD OFF RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW!
*The APW reporter takes a couple of steps back*
APW Reporter: Well with all due respect Captain, I’m not here to offend you….
Captain Klappton: I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU’RE HERE TO DO! I’M GOING TO TELL YOU PLAIN AND SIMPLE WHAT IT IS! ON SUNDAY NIGHT AT RASSLEMANIA INSIDE OF THE DEMONIC STRUCTURE THAT IS WAR GAMES I’M GOING TO SHOW THE WORLD WHY THEY CALL ME THE CAPTAIN! I’M GOING TO SHOW EVERYONE ON THE OPPOSING TEAM WHAT IT IS! I’M GOING TO DOMINATE, DESTROY, AND HURT EVERYONE THAT GETS IN MY WAY AND IF THAT MEANS PUNISHING MY OWN SO CALLED PARTNERS THAN SO BE IT!
APW Reporter: Punish your own partners? Your suppose to be standing up for team APW!
Captain Klappton: THERE IS NO TEAM! THERE IS ONLY ME, MYSELF, AND I! THERE ONLY IS WHAT IT IS! IN WAR THERE IS ONLY ONE PERSON THAT MATTERS AND THAT IS ONESELF! SURELY THERE ARE PARTNERS AND SOLDIERS THAT WATCH YOUR BACK AND COVER FOR YOU, BUT IN THE VERY END IT IS SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST AND JUST THAT! I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH FRIENDLY FIRE!
APW Reporter: Well, Captain… I appreciate your time…. I wish you and Team APW the best of luck in representing the organization.
Captain Klappton: LUCK!? THE APW DOESN’T NEED LUCK…. THE ONLY THING THEY NEED IN THE WAR GAMES MATCH IS THE CAPTAIN! AND THAT IS WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Captain Klappton looks into the camera and begins sadistically cackling*
*Scene fades to black*
