Post by ajking on Mar 25, 2011 21:02:14 GMT -4
… across the screen as Hard to See by Five Finger Death Punch plays in the background. The roar of audience applause slowly builds with the continuation of the music. The flashes to AJ King standing in the middle of a room made up to look similar to stage that had just appeared on the screen. The letters APW painted on black drapes behind AJ King. The room is filled with make-shift decorations an old time withered wooden desk sits to one side of the room with an officer chair sitting behind it. The back wall covered up with black drapes, and a few folding chairs sit to the opposite side of the room as the desk.
AJ walks out in the middle of the room waving to the fans as the music fades along with the roar of the audience. AJ looks at the camera as he starts to talk…
AJ: Welcome viewers to the Second Edition of The Alistair King Show, The Rasslemania Edition!
The small crowd of people sitting in the studio, create the live audience, erupt into applause of claps and whistles after a few moments AJ motions to quiet the crowd as he begins to talk about today’s show.
AJ: Today’s show I have planned out something really special for all my viewers entertainment. I have brought all the members of the upcoming Overdrive Championship title match together in one place at one time to talk about their upcoming match. Oh, but since this is The Rasslemania edition of The Alistair King Show I thought I should really go above and beyond. So I sat there thinking, ‘ok AJ how can you make this show be on the same caliber as Rasslemania itself?’, then it hit me… Not only will I have my APW guests but I have went the extra step further to bring an extra special guest on the show today for each of them. So not only will we get their thoughts on the upcoming match but all the juicy gossip and drama in their lives at the moment. We have all this coming to you right after this commercial break. [/i]
The crowd erupts once more drowning the studio with the sounds of cheers and applause in anticipation for the show to come. The scene flashes to black and reopens on a nerdy looking man sitting at a bar. The man is approached by a rather large woman and hit on, after a short conversation the man starts to walk towards the camera as the scene behind him freezes in place. “Has this ever happened to you? Been out having a beer with friends and looking to pick up some ladies, but all you end up doing is trying to get rid of the fatties. Well now with the new Axe Anti-Fatty you can accomplish your goal without the bombardment of fat chicks. Watch how this works.” The man pulls out a small spray can of Axe and after spraying his armpits and across his chest he walks over in front of the fat chick again. The scene becomes live again and the conversation with the fat chick quickly comes to an end as a Mexican walks over to the two out of nowhere and after a quick talk to the large woman she leaves with the Mexican. The young man looks over at the camera and winks. “Works every time!” The young man heads over to a group of gorgeous women and starts to talk to them. They all look at him with distain and get up together and walk off. The man looks back at the camera. “Well, it may not be a miracle worker, but it does get rid of the fatties.” The scene flashes to show a spray can of the new Axe Anti-Fatty for a price of 9.99, and with this special order you receive two cans of Axe for the price of one. Visa, Mastercard, and Discovery accepted. Call 1-800-555-5555 to place your order today! The scene flashes back to the studio with AJ King sitting behind his desk. The crowd applause roars throughout the arena. The camera zooms in on AJ King as he quiets the crowd and gets ready to introduce his first guest.
AJ: I have one surprise for all my guests in the studio today. You are all going to receive a can of the new Axe of your very own! Now before you erupt into cheering lets go ahead and bring out our first guest. Our first guest today is ranked as the underdog of the Overdrive title match welcome to our studio Chris Cyrus!
The crowd erupts in a roar of boos as a slender man comes out from backstage. The man looks like someone straight out of the furthest reaches of backwoods. This man is wearing oil stained blue jeans and an open plaid button up shirt that isn’t buttoned. The man’s boney figure is visible through the open shirt, and his hair untended and greasy. He walks out and sits down in one of the chairs lined up near AJ’s desk. The chair already wrapped in plastic in preparation for the guests.
AJ: Welcome to the AJ King Show Chris, let’s get right down to business this week you are competing at Rasslemania the largest event of the year for APW. You have some fierce competition in the match for the Overdrive Championship, and from what we have heard from you this week is you are paying no attention to anyone but Biggs, the champ himself. There must be some kind of unresolved issues there that need to be addressed. Let’s talk about them.
CC: I ain’t sure what you just said but I know I am winning this match. I’m gonna go and stomp a mudhole in that Biggs and walk ‘er dry wit these here boots. He done went and pissed off the wrong person and I ain’t going to run like I’m yeller! See this is how it is that there Biggs and his old lady havin issues. I wanted to be there for him and the way god meant for a man to be there for another man. Den he went and threw me to the side like old road kill.
AJ: So you were being a good friend and he just disregarded you? Tell us more what happened?
Chris Cryus starts to tear up as he begins to talk. The crowd shows sympathy for this man as he breaks down on stage.
CC: I’m not crying just got some grit in my eye. But what happened was I went over to see Biggs and made him some grub my special roadkill stew. See you havta get em while there fresh or you ain’t gettin good meat. But he didn’t eat any of my food then we shot the shit for a while he aint talkin bout his old lady much so I leaned in to give him a hug and he pushed me away can you believe that shit! I mean I’ve kissed my cousins and all that so there wasn’t nuttin wrong wit two men helpin each other as god seen fit. I aint got any clue why he was being such a puss boy. So since he declined my hospitality I am gonna make that boy pay…
AJ: Woah! Wait just one second. Chris got never meant for men to comfort each other in that manner. What the hell where you thinking? And more importantly you inbreed fuck you did what with your cousins? I don’t know about the rest of my audience but I am disgusted by your behavior and I don’t really want to hear any more of your story. I was going to bring out Biggs so you two could talk over your issues but to be frank I really don’t want to see some inbreed hillbilly love connection. Not on my show no sir! Security get this piece of shit out of here! Chris you’re going to be beat like your daddy should have beat you a long time ago this week. The best thing that little piss ant brain of yours could come up with to do is simply to stay home. [/i]
Two large security guards come out and drag off the Chris Cyrus impersonator as AJ rearranges the papers on his desk and shakes his head when suddenly the Chris Cyrus impersonator starts screaming and breaks free of the security guards. AJ jumps up as Chris charges him but AJ quickly stops him in his tracks with a well placed Light’s Out. The crowd erupts with cheers as the security guards come out and drag Chris’ body off stage. AJ takes his seat once more brushing off his last interview. The crowd quiets as AJ starts again.
AJ: Well folks that was a little more excitement then I was expecting. Let’s hope the rest of these interviews go a little smoother. Our next guest is another member of Contourage, God’s Gift to Wrestling.
The crowd erupts in a roar of boos. As another redneck persona comes out from back stage this time wearing jeans and a ball cap with what appears to be a mullet hanging out of the back of it. He flips off the crowd just before taking his seat.
AJ: Terry Marvin the man of mystery as of late. You have had a bad run of luck as of lately. Not being able to capitalize in your matches with all the distractions in your life. The problems with your girlfriend and the voices in your head have fans wondering if T-Marv will ever be able to pick himself back up and get back on that high horse. Especially with a major match this week between you, the rest of Contourage, Chris Cyrus and Biggs for the Overdrive Championship title at Rasslemania. What do you have to say about your upcoming match and everything going on lately?
TM: The way I see this here match goin is I’m gonna go in there and kick some tail and walk out of that there arena with that purty gold belt Biggs walks around with an there aint nobody going to stop me. I have been visited by the oh mighty god himself and told me I’m gonna be the best thing this APW has ever seen. I’m god’s gift to rasslin and when that bell rings it’s gonna be another trip ta the ole woodshed for all those others boys even you son. I’m gonna bring a whole can of whoopin to that ring and anyone who thinks any different will be dead wrong son. This is my damn show and wooohooo boy its gonna be a riot.
AJ: Well those are some pretty strong words with the competition we will see if you have bitten off more then you can chew. So god came to visit you, is that the voice you have been hearing lately? What all has god spoken to you about. I know your reunion with your girlfriend must make you happy. How are things going there?
TM: What me an my god talk about is between us and you would do good to keep your nose out of it. And as for the rest my old lady is back at home where she needs to be and that again is none of your damn business. You know what I think… I think you are gettin a little too nosey for your own good friend. So before I have to stomp your ass right here and leave you for dead. I’m out of here I got sum cold beer in the back waitin on me.
With those words T-Marv gets up and storms off the stage. AJ King is left in the middle of the stage with a blank expression on his face. He takes a moment to compose himself and then starts again.
AJ: Sorry fans I guess this show just isn’t turning out to be what I hoped lets just skip commercial and get to our last two guests before anything else weird happens. First let’s bring out the leader of Contourage Mr. Ryan Ruckus himself.
Ryan Ruckus impersonator walks out and takes a seat this man fits the suit of the guests tonight this man is bald but holds the same fashion sense and poor English as the others have. He raises his arms to the crowd and is greeted by a mix of cheers and boos from the crowd before taking his seat.
AJ: Ryan Ruckus, fearless leader. Since your impressive debut in the APW at Survive and Conquer you have been all over the place. Suffered some rough loses as well as a couple wins and with the new coalition of Contourage with me and Terry Marvin. The fans are just waiting to hear what your upcoming plans are in the APW. You, of course, have the upcoming match for the Overdrive title with the rest of Contourage, Chris Cyrus, and the reigning champion Biggs. Any thoughts on the upcoming match?
RR: I bought that big hunk of American muscle for Contourage and it is just the start of what is gonna happen. This week we are gonna go into Rasslemania and Biggs that belt. He aint nothing important just a fluke that wont go away…
Ryan Ruckus is rudely interrupted as a Biggs impersonator runs out from backstage and starts beating on Ryan Ruckus in the middle of the stage. T-Marv follows him out jumping to Ryan Ruckus aid. As the stage erupts into complete chaos AJ stands up and announces to cut filming. The scene fades as AJ King gets out of the way just in time for the mass of rednecks to roll over his desk.
