Post by Chris Cyrus on Apr 3, 2011 10:33:11 GMT -4
The scene opens up with what looks like a white bed sheet hanging and on it, written n black marker, it says “2nd Contract with Chris Cyrus” As the camera zooms out, there are two lawn chairs in front of the bed sheet with two huge fake palm trees next to the chairs and a couple of standing lamps in the back ground for some light. In front of the chairs is a coffee table with two coffee mugs on them along with an an Ipod dock with an Ipod in it. Sitting in one of the chair, is Chris Cyrus. “Iron Man” By Black Sabbath is playing in the back ground as the show’s theme music. Chris turns it off.
Chris: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first ever, Second Contact with Chris Cyrus. I’m Chris Cyrus, your host for this show and on this show, I have a very special guest for you all. Someone you never expected to be on my show. He’s my former tag team partner, and no, I’m not talking about Jason Royce. Who better to kick off the debut of my show with having non other than the APW Overdrive Champion, Biggs on my show. Hold your applause, we’ll get to him in a minute. First, I want to talk about the recent events going around in Action Packed Wrestling.
First, lets talk about Rasslemania VII. The one word I would use to describe that event is “WOW.” I’ve been part of every Rasslemania here in the APW era and let me say, that was by far the best Rasslemania yet. I’d give it a 9 out of 10. The only thing preventing it from having a perfect score, is the fact that Biggs walked out still the Overdrive Champion, but I’ll get more on that later. I have to give a shout out to Rico and Jimmy even though I don’t like them, but you guys got victories for IWC and that just shows how much better IWC is than APW. President Jeff, IT IS WHAT IT IS!
Next, the big breaking news of the week. President Jeff decided to pull the plug on IWC and then sign everyone to an APW contract and give everyone the APW label. You know what, I’d so the same thing if an Indy fed came in and defeated his company in the biggest event in the world. It feel nice to be considered a Mega Star again, but its going to feel even better when the Asylum brand destroys the Overdrive Brand.
Chris grabs his cup of Coffee and takes a sip before putting it back on the coffee table
Chris: And now, that brings me to my first every guest on second contact. He’s the current APW Overdrive Champion, please welcome…..BIGGS!!!!!!
Chris leans forward and pushes a button on the Ipod and “Spaceman” by The Killers begins to play and Biggs walks in. But its not the real Biggs, it’s a Midget dressed like Biggs holding a foam replica Overdrive Title. The midget Biggs hops up onto the lawn chair and takes a seat and Chris turns off the music.
Chris: Welcome Biggs to the first every Second Contact. I appreciate you accepting my invite to be on my show today.
Midget Biggs: Its an honor to be here Mr. Cyrus. Its pretty cool to have the greatest Xtreme and Overdrive Champion ever on the same show. Its history in the making
Chris: Indeed it is. But your not considered the greatest of anything until you’ve held the title for at least, three hundred and sixty four days, like I did with the APW Xtreme Title. But lets talk about your Overdrive Title. Your undefeated this year, you’ve defended the Overdrive Title seven times this year, all in consecutive matches. That’s impressive. What’s the secret to your recent success.
Midget Biggs: It’s a combination of luck and the power of the God. I mean, We both know, I’m not the greatest wrestler, I’m not the greatest husband and I’m a total dork. I’m not as cool as you Chris. So the only explanation I have is that I’ve been lucky and God wants me to be the Overdrive Champion.
Chris: I assume its for his own amusement. But yes, I agree, I am cooler than you are. Lets talk about Rasslemania. Championship Scramble, you, me, Ryan Ruckus, AJ King and Terry Marvin and in the end, you pinned me to keep that title. In my defense, it was so loud in that building, I couldn’t hear the referee do the count. But lets forget about that for a second. My goal for Rasslemania was make you didn’t walk out the champion, I didn’t care who won, as long as it wasn’t you. I’ll be man enough to congratulate you, but we’re you surprised that you won the match
Midget Biggs: I was totally surprised. I didn’t expect to because everyone in that match is a better wrestler than me. I’d even be scared to fight Mr. Dangerous for this title. But with God and my wife Ellie by my side, I was able to pull through and retain this title.
Chris: Speaking of Ellie, she’s pretty hot, don’t you agree.
Midget Biggs: Not really, she’s the only girl who ever liked me so I’ll take what I can get.
Chris: Well I have a surprise. Second Contract with Chris Cyrus is full of surprises. Please welcome by next guest, ELLIE!
Chris pushes a button on the Ipod and "Enjoy the Silence" by Depeche Mode plays and out come Ellie, but this isn’t really Ellie, it’s a dirty prostitute in a mini skirt and a tube top with a Jean Jacket over it. Hooker Ellie goes over and kisses Midget Biggs on the cheek and stands next to Midget Biggs
Chris: Your one lucky man Biggs.
Midget Biggs: She treat me well
Chris: Now Ellie, we’ve had a little thing in the past. It led to the break up of The Axis of Awesome. You can’t deny Ellie that I’m better than Biggs.
Hooker Ellie: Chris, you are twice the man Biggs is. And I mean “Twice” the man.
Midget Biggs: Its true.
Chris: Thank you for the compliment Ellie. Your not bad your self for a church girl, But lets get back to the wrestling talk. Asylum changes from IWC to APW and to kick off the new era of Asylum, its been announced that you and I Biggs are set to face off once again.
Midget Biggs: I’m looking forward to it. It should be a good match.
Chris: We’ve wrestled twice before in singles matches. First, you beat me, second, we went to a draw, so its only fitting that this time, I win. Would you agree?
Midget Biggs: Its only fair, but I won’t lay down for you though Chris, I have a reputation to hold, but I have no problem if you beat the crap out of me and the pin me.
Chris reaches for his cup of coffee and takes a sip
Chris: I’m glad you see it that way Biggs, because I want to show you and Ellie a preview of what I’m going to do to you at Asylum.
With that, Chris throws the coffee into Midget Biggs face. He grabs his face and Ellie backs away and Chris stands up and kicks Midget Biggs in the head, knocking the lawn chair over. Chris pushes the fake palm tree over, landing on top of Midget Biggs and then does the same with one of the standing lamps. Chris then picks Biggs up, goes over to the Coffee Table and gives him the Straight To Hell Rock bottom right through the table, breaking it in half. Midget Biggs lays there motionless and Chris stands over him, looks down and say’s
Chris: Biggs, at Asylum, your walking into MY Playground. I put Asylum on the map, I busted my ass for that show for the past six months. And if you think you can come onto my show and beat me, then you got another thing coming pal. I failed at keeping the Overdrive Title off of you at Rasslemania, But at Asylum, one thing I’m not going to fail at is pinning your sorry ass in the middle of the ring. I’m going to show the world that you indeed got lucky at Rasslemania. You need to realize something Biggs, you may have beaten Ryan Ruckus, Terry Marvin, and AJ King all in singles matches, but you never beat me in your string of title defenses. And you know why Biggs, its because I know you better than anyone. That year and a half we spent together on the road, coming up with game plans for our matches, some days spending every waking moment together, I know things about you Biggs that no one else does. I know your strength, I know your weaknesses. I know more than you think Biggs.
We face off in a singles match, something you’ve never done is beat me one on one. Lets not count that Cage match on the 100th Overdrive Episode since a cage match isn’t a real match. One thing I will refuse to let you do is pin my shoulder to the mat for a one, two, three. Your in for a lot of trouble at Asylum. There’s no one and nothing that will save you. Not luck, not Ellie, not even god himself. You don’t know what your walking into Biggs when you walk into the Asylum. And at Asylum, I will show the world why I was the “Awesome” In the Axis of Awesome. I will show the world that with out me, Biggs would be nothing in APW. When we we’re first randomly paired up for your first APW match Biggs against the AKA, I could of easily said “No, I’m not teaming up with a new guy” and then you would have turned out with the rest of the 200 people who signed an APW contract and then fucked off.
April 10th will make the day that Biggs suffers his first lost of 2011. And Biggs, it will be a pleasure for me to be the one who will do what no one else could. I’ve been waiting for this opportunity again to get you in the ring Biggs, and now that I have it, I’m going to do everything in my power to ensure that I beat you. I’m sick and tired into playing second fiddle to you. When I hear people talking about The Axis of Awesome, its always about how Biggs is the star of the team, and how Biggs have beaten Chris Cyrus and how Biggs is the greatest Overdrive Champion of all time. No one talks about me, its Biggs this and Biggs that. Well after Asylum, people will be talking about Chris Cyrus and how Chris Cyrus beat the Overdrive Champion, something that the 2011 Survive and Conquer winner AND runner up couldn’t do. Biggs, at Asylum, you got a date with the devil when I send your ass STRAIGHT TO HELL.
Chris lets out a laugh as he walks over to Hooker Ellie, puts his arm around her and walks off and the last shot is of Midget Biggs laying on the ground and the first edition of 2nd contact comes to a close.
Chris: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first ever, Second Contact with Chris Cyrus. I’m Chris Cyrus, your host for this show and on this show, I have a very special guest for you all. Someone you never expected to be on my show. He’s my former tag team partner, and no, I’m not talking about Jason Royce. Who better to kick off the debut of my show with having non other than the APW Overdrive Champion, Biggs on my show. Hold your applause, we’ll get to him in a minute. First, I want to talk about the recent events going around in Action Packed Wrestling.
First, lets talk about Rasslemania VII. The one word I would use to describe that event is “WOW.” I’ve been part of every Rasslemania here in the APW era and let me say, that was by far the best Rasslemania yet. I’d give it a 9 out of 10. The only thing preventing it from having a perfect score, is the fact that Biggs walked out still the Overdrive Champion, but I’ll get more on that later. I have to give a shout out to Rico and Jimmy even though I don’t like them, but you guys got victories for IWC and that just shows how much better IWC is than APW. President Jeff, IT IS WHAT IT IS!
Next, the big breaking news of the week. President Jeff decided to pull the plug on IWC and then sign everyone to an APW contract and give everyone the APW label. You know what, I’d so the same thing if an Indy fed came in and defeated his company in the biggest event in the world. It feel nice to be considered a Mega Star again, but its going to feel even better when the Asylum brand destroys the Overdrive Brand.
Chris grabs his cup of Coffee and takes a sip before putting it back on the coffee table
Chris: And now, that brings me to my first every guest on second contact. He’s the current APW Overdrive Champion, please welcome…..BIGGS!!!!!!
Chris leans forward and pushes a button on the Ipod and “Spaceman” by The Killers begins to play and Biggs walks in. But its not the real Biggs, it’s a Midget dressed like Biggs holding a foam replica Overdrive Title. The midget Biggs hops up onto the lawn chair and takes a seat and Chris turns off the music.
Chris: Welcome Biggs to the first every Second Contact. I appreciate you accepting my invite to be on my show today.
Midget Biggs: Its an honor to be here Mr. Cyrus. Its pretty cool to have the greatest Xtreme and Overdrive Champion ever on the same show. Its history in the making
Chris: Indeed it is. But your not considered the greatest of anything until you’ve held the title for at least, three hundred and sixty four days, like I did with the APW Xtreme Title. But lets talk about your Overdrive Title. Your undefeated this year, you’ve defended the Overdrive Title seven times this year, all in consecutive matches. That’s impressive. What’s the secret to your recent success.
Midget Biggs: It’s a combination of luck and the power of the God. I mean, We both know, I’m not the greatest wrestler, I’m not the greatest husband and I’m a total dork. I’m not as cool as you Chris. So the only explanation I have is that I’ve been lucky and God wants me to be the Overdrive Champion.
Chris: I assume its for his own amusement. But yes, I agree, I am cooler than you are. Lets talk about Rasslemania. Championship Scramble, you, me, Ryan Ruckus, AJ King and Terry Marvin and in the end, you pinned me to keep that title. In my defense, it was so loud in that building, I couldn’t hear the referee do the count. But lets forget about that for a second. My goal for Rasslemania was make you didn’t walk out the champion, I didn’t care who won, as long as it wasn’t you. I’ll be man enough to congratulate you, but we’re you surprised that you won the match
Midget Biggs: I was totally surprised. I didn’t expect to because everyone in that match is a better wrestler than me. I’d even be scared to fight Mr. Dangerous for this title. But with God and my wife Ellie by my side, I was able to pull through and retain this title.
Chris: Speaking of Ellie, she’s pretty hot, don’t you agree.
Midget Biggs: Not really, she’s the only girl who ever liked me so I’ll take what I can get.
Chris: Well I have a surprise. Second Contract with Chris Cyrus is full of surprises. Please welcome by next guest, ELLIE!
Chris pushes a button on the Ipod and "Enjoy the Silence" by Depeche Mode plays and out come Ellie, but this isn’t really Ellie, it’s a dirty prostitute in a mini skirt and a tube top with a Jean Jacket over it. Hooker Ellie goes over and kisses Midget Biggs on the cheek and stands next to Midget Biggs
Chris: Your one lucky man Biggs.
Midget Biggs: She treat me well
Chris: Now Ellie, we’ve had a little thing in the past. It led to the break up of The Axis of Awesome. You can’t deny Ellie that I’m better than Biggs.
Hooker Ellie: Chris, you are twice the man Biggs is. And I mean “Twice” the man.
Midget Biggs: Its true.
Chris: Thank you for the compliment Ellie. Your not bad your self for a church girl, But lets get back to the wrestling talk. Asylum changes from IWC to APW and to kick off the new era of Asylum, its been announced that you and I Biggs are set to face off once again.
Midget Biggs: I’m looking forward to it. It should be a good match.
Chris: We’ve wrestled twice before in singles matches. First, you beat me, second, we went to a draw, so its only fitting that this time, I win. Would you agree?
Midget Biggs: Its only fair, but I won’t lay down for you though Chris, I have a reputation to hold, but I have no problem if you beat the crap out of me and the pin me.
Chris reaches for his cup of coffee and takes a sip
Chris: I’m glad you see it that way Biggs, because I want to show you and Ellie a preview of what I’m going to do to you at Asylum.
With that, Chris throws the coffee into Midget Biggs face. He grabs his face and Ellie backs away and Chris stands up and kicks Midget Biggs in the head, knocking the lawn chair over. Chris pushes the fake palm tree over, landing on top of Midget Biggs and then does the same with one of the standing lamps. Chris then picks Biggs up, goes over to the Coffee Table and gives him the Straight To Hell Rock bottom right through the table, breaking it in half. Midget Biggs lays there motionless and Chris stands over him, looks down and say’s
Chris: Biggs, at Asylum, your walking into MY Playground. I put Asylum on the map, I busted my ass for that show for the past six months. And if you think you can come onto my show and beat me, then you got another thing coming pal. I failed at keeping the Overdrive Title off of you at Rasslemania, But at Asylum, one thing I’m not going to fail at is pinning your sorry ass in the middle of the ring. I’m going to show the world that you indeed got lucky at Rasslemania. You need to realize something Biggs, you may have beaten Ryan Ruckus, Terry Marvin, and AJ King all in singles matches, but you never beat me in your string of title defenses. And you know why Biggs, its because I know you better than anyone. That year and a half we spent together on the road, coming up with game plans for our matches, some days spending every waking moment together, I know things about you Biggs that no one else does. I know your strength, I know your weaknesses. I know more than you think Biggs.
We face off in a singles match, something you’ve never done is beat me one on one. Lets not count that Cage match on the 100th Overdrive Episode since a cage match isn’t a real match. One thing I will refuse to let you do is pin my shoulder to the mat for a one, two, three. Your in for a lot of trouble at Asylum. There’s no one and nothing that will save you. Not luck, not Ellie, not even god himself. You don’t know what your walking into Biggs when you walk into the Asylum. And at Asylum, I will show the world why I was the “Awesome” In the Axis of Awesome. I will show the world that with out me, Biggs would be nothing in APW. When we we’re first randomly paired up for your first APW match Biggs against the AKA, I could of easily said “No, I’m not teaming up with a new guy” and then you would have turned out with the rest of the 200 people who signed an APW contract and then fucked off.
April 10th will make the day that Biggs suffers his first lost of 2011. And Biggs, it will be a pleasure for me to be the one who will do what no one else could. I’ve been waiting for this opportunity again to get you in the ring Biggs, and now that I have it, I’m going to do everything in my power to ensure that I beat you. I’m sick and tired into playing second fiddle to you. When I hear people talking about The Axis of Awesome, its always about how Biggs is the star of the team, and how Biggs have beaten Chris Cyrus and how Biggs is the greatest Overdrive Champion of all time. No one talks about me, its Biggs this and Biggs that. Well after Asylum, people will be talking about Chris Cyrus and how Chris Cyrus beat the Overdrive Champion, something that the 2011 Survive and Conquer winner AND runner up couldn’t do. Biggs, at Asylum, you got a date with the devil when I send your ass STRAIGHT TO HELL.
Chris lets out a laugh as he walks over to Hooker Ellie, puts his arm around her and walks off and the last shot is of Midget Biggs laying on the ground and the first edition of 2nd contact comes to a close.
