Post by brandenharvey on Apr 8, 2011 1:56:03 GMT -4
[The scene opens in the hotel room of "Supersonic" Branden Harvey. He's standing in front of the camera, ready to speak about his match this week.]
Harvey: This Sunday, on the new APW Asylum, I'm in a six man Elimination Tag Team Match. Who else is in the match? I'm teaming with APW Tap Out Champion, Madok Mortalis and Isamu Suzuki to take on Jason Kash, Nate Bishop, and JD Pierce. I'm going to start by talking about my partners.
Madok, you won the tournament that I was in. the tournament for the IWC Tap Out Championship. Of course, since IWC beat APW at Rasslemania, President Jeff got rid of IWC, or rather, he absorbed IWC, making it a part of APW and taking away what made it special, the fact that it was hardcore, and appeased Chris Cyrus by making it just another APW. Anyway, Madok, you are now the APW Tap Out Champion. I love the Tap Out Championship. I love the concept behind it. But this week, you can't get your opponents disqualified to win the match. You had better bring it.
Isamu, word around the locker room is you want to face me. I'd have no problem with that. But first, we're going to team up. We're going to team up against the scum of APW. I'm not talking about JD Pierce. I'm talking about DangerTainment. we need to cleanse APW of these whiny losers. Then, after the match, we can fight if you want. Now I'm going to talk to my opponents.
JD Pierce, wrong place, wrong time, my friend. You are a great wrestler. But we're cleansing APW of your partners. It's time for you to make a decision. You can either stay alligned with DangerTainment and get destroyed with them. Or you can walk away and live to fight another day. I hope you choose option 2. But I'm prepared to take you out if you choose option 1.
Nate Bishop, you're a great wrestler. You and I faced off last month. It was a great match. You won. You went on to win in War Games at Rasslemania. But, as good as you are, I get the feeling that you will follow the lead of your punk of a leader and leave. If you do, you will lose any respect you have earned.
Now, finally, I get to talk to the person I've wanted to talk to since I started. that's why I saved him for last. Jason Kash, you are nothing but a whiny, two bit, little punk. You're quitting APW because people didn't like Knuckles little picture? Oh boo hoo. Or, in your own words, WAH WAH!! SHUT UP!!!
Jason Kash, I don't care how much respect you have for me. I don't care that you think I need to leave APW. I don't care that you think APW is holding me back. I live and breath APW and I'm not leaving. They're the best fed around. They're not holding me back. they're making me better. I get better every week. And that's thanks to people like Level One, Kaycee Young, and President Jeff. You can whine and cry all you want about anything you want. Just leave me out of it.
Jason Kash, I actually liked you. I know I had problems with your buddy, Knuckles. But I liked you. I respected you as a wrestler. But all that has gone out the window. After your speech, I no longer like you. I no longer repect you. All I can say is "Fuck you!!"
Jason Kash, I beat you on Overdrive after Survive and Conquer. I beat you in DHW, your own fed. I'm not going to tell you to be prepared. I'm not going to tell you to be aware. I'm not going to tell you to be afraid. You don't deserve that courtesy. But I'm still going to break the sound barrier with a Sonic Boom. Now get out of my fed.
[The scene fades.]
Harvey: This Sunday, on the new APW Asylum, I'm in a six man Elimination Tag Team Match. Who else is in the match? I'm teaming with APW Tap Out Champion, Madok Mortalis and Isamu Suzuki to take on Jason Kash, Nate Bishop, and JD Pierce. I'm going to start by talking about my partners.
Madok, you won the tournament that I was in. the tournament for the IWC Tap Out Championship. Of course, since IWC beat APW at Rasslemania, President Jeff got rid of IWC, or rather, he absorbed IWC, making it a part of APW and taking away what made it special, the fact that it was hardcore, and appeased Chris Cyrus by making it just another APW. Anyway, Madok, you are now the APW Tap Out Champion. I love the Tap Out Championship. I love the concept behind it. But this week, you can't get your opponents disqualified to win the match. You had better bring it.
Isamu, word around the locker room is you want to face me. I'd have no problem with that. But first, we're going to team up. We're going to team up against the scum of APW. I'm not talking about JD Pierce. I'm talking about DangerTainment. we need to cleanse APW of these whiny losers. Then, after the match, we can fight if you want. Now I'm going to talk to my opponents.
JD Pierce, wrong place, wrong time, my friend. You are a great wrestler. But we're cleansing APW of your partners. It's time for you to make a decision. You can either stay alligned with DangerTainment and get destroyed with them. Or you can walk away and live to fight another day. I hope you choose option 2. But I'm prepared to take you out if you choose option 1.
Nate Bishop, you're a great wrestler. You and I faced off last month. It was a great match. You won. You went on to win in War Games at Rasslemania. But, as good as you are, I get the feeling that you will follow the lead of your punk of a leader and leave. If you do, you will lose any respect you have earned.
Now, finally, I get to talk to the person I've wanted to talk to since I started. that's why I saved him for last. Jason Kash, you are nothing but a whiny, two bit, little punk. You're quitting APW because people didn't like Knuckles little picture? Oh boo hoo. Or, in your own words, WAH WAH!! SHUT UP!!!
Jason Kash, I don't care how much respect you have for me. I don't care that you think I need to leave APW. I don't care that you think APW is holding me back. I live and breath APW and I'm not leaving. They're the best fed around. They're not holding me back. they're making me better. I get better every week. And that's thanks to people like Level One, Kaycee Young, and President Jeff. You can whine and cry all you want about anything you want. Just leave me out of it.
Jason Kash, I actually liked you. I know I had problems with your buddy, Knuckles. But I liked you. I respected you as a wrestler. But all that has gone out the window. After your speech, I no longer like you. I no longer repect you. All I can say is "Fuck you!!"
Jason Kash, I beat you on Overdrive after Survive and Conquer. I beat you in DHW, your own fed. I'm not going to tell you to be prepared. I'm not going to tell you to be aware. I'm not going to tell you to be afraid. You don't deserve that courtesy. But I'm still going to break the sound barrier with a Sonic Boom. Now get out of my fed.
[The scene fades.]
