Post by brandenharvey on Apr 17, 2011 14:18:06 GMT -4
[The scene opens in a night club in Long Island, New York. It's called Key Club. "Supersonic" Branden Harvey is there with his wife, Lisa. They're dancing to the music.]
Lisa: Thank you for inviting me on the road with you this time. I'm sorry for what I did.
Branden: I've forgiven you. Now drop it.
Lisa: Okay. Anyway, thanks for bringing me.
Branden: No problem. I'm going to enjoy your company and I'm sure you'll enjot a break from James for a few days. And I know my parents will enjoy watching him. Is there anything you'd like to buy? The sky's the limit. Up to $600.
[Lisa laughs.]
Lisa: All they have here is alcohol.
Branden: True.
Lisa: I DO have an idea of what we can do, though.
Branden: Really? What's that?
[Lisa whispers in Branden's ear, so as not to be heard by the other people in the club. Branden smiles from ear to ear.]
Branden: I like that idea.
[The scene opens with Branden and Lisa lying in bed. Lisa looks disappointed.]
Branden: What? I have a lot on my mind.
[The scene opens at a hotel in Long Island, New York. The sign says "Mo el" because the T had fallen off long ago. Branden and Lisa are arguing.]
Lisa: I HATE YOU!!!
Branden: YEAH! WELL I HATE YOU TOO!!!!!!
Lisa: Get out of here.
Branden: It's my room. I paid for it.
Lisa: Fine. I'll leave.
Branden: Good. If I'm lucky, you'll get hit by a car and never come back.
Lisa: I'll just not come back anyway.
Branden: Go screw somebody in Long Island. maybe then you'll be happy. Wait. nevermind. What was I thinking? You're never happy.
[Lisa storms out. After a few minutes, she comes back in.]
Lisa: Listen, let's not fight. I'm sorry I called your mom a bitch.
Branden: I don't want to fdight either. But it seems that that's all you ever want to do.
Lisa: I'm sorry.
Branden: It's fine, okay? Just shut up about it.
[Lisa tries to snuggle Branden.]
Branden: Get away from me. I don't want to touch you right now.
Lisa: Okay. Let's go out and do something.
Branden: No. I want to sit here and watch TV.
[Branden turns the TV on and starts watching a replay of APW Overdrive.]
Lisa: C'mon? Do you want this fight to end or not?
[Branden growls.]
Branden: Freaking women and their stupid freaking ultimatums. Let's go.
[The scene opens next to the street. A car has been crashed into a telephone pole. Branden and Lisa are standing next to it.]
Lisa: Are you stupid? I told you not to drive into that pole.
Branden: Are you stupid? You're the one that grabbed the steering wheel and drove us right into it.
Lisa: That's BS. If you'd let me, I would've saved us from crashing. How are we going to get back to the hotel now, stupid?
Branden: Whatever. We'll take the bus.
[The scene opens back at the hotel. Lisa is on the bed. Branden is in the bathroom.]
Lisa: I can't believe you ruined our vacation.
Branden: (from bathroom) Whatever, Lisa. You're right. I ruined the trip by bringing you.
Lisa: Maybe I'll just leave you to your business.
Branden: Fine. Go home. If I'm lucky, the plane will crash.
Lisa: You're cruel.
Branden: No. Just miserable.
[Branden comes out of the bachroom.]
Branden: And, to top it all off, I can't poop. I'm constipated.
Lisa: I hope you have an STD.
Branden: That makes no sense. If I had an STD, you'd have one too. Man, you're intelligent.
Lisa: I hate you.
Branden: I know. I hate you too. How about this? I'll leave and you can wrestle Bobby Bodacious tomorrow night.
Lisa: That's fine. I'd probably do better than you. You never win because you're such a wimp.
[Branden leaves, as he wanted to hit her but wouldn't do it and needed to cool off.]
[The scene opens in an alley. A gang is beating on Branden. They're punching and kicking him. He's curled up in a ball in the middle of the alley. A man walks down the alley and sees what's going on. he immediately turns around and walks the other direction, acting like he didn't see anything.
The men are beating the hell out of Branden. Finally, a cop comes by and they scatter. The cop checks on Branden. Other than a busted lip, he's okay. The cop leaves. Branden checks his pants.]
Branden: C'mon. They took my wallet.
[The scene opens back at the hotel. Lisa is pacing the room, fuming. She picks up the TV and throws it through the window of the hotel, you can hear it crash as it hits the street below.]
Lisa: I hope he dies out there. If he doesn't, I'm going to kill him when he comes back. As long as Branden dies today, I'll be happy. He's an ungrateful piece of son of a bitc...
[The hotel door opens and Branden walks into the room.]
Lisa: What are you doing back? I'm going to kill you, you... Oh my God, your face. What happened?
[Branden tells her the story. The gang, the man, the cop, all of it. She nods. She cries. She cleans him up and tends to his wounds. And, finally, she says...]
Lisa: I'm sorry for the fight.
Branden: I'm sorry too.
Lisa: Let's settle down and watch some...
Branden: Lisa, what happened to the TV? And why is the window broken? Did you throw the TV out the window?
[Lisa's face turns red with embarrassment.]
Lisa: Yes.
Branden: Of all the stupid things you could do. I have to pay for that. What in the hell is wrong with you?
[The fight continues.]
[The scene opens at the hotel again. The fighting is finally over. Branden and Lisa are lying in bed, under the covers. Their clothes are scattered all over the room.]
Lisa: It's cold in here.
Branden: Who's fault is it that we don't have a window? It wouldn't be so cold if we had one.
Lisa: True. I wish we could've brought Fido on the trip with us.
Branden: You didn't want to bring James but you wish Fido was here? You didn't want to bring our son but you want to bring our cat? Whatever. You're weird.
Lisa: Thank you for inviting me on the road with you this time. I'm sorry for what I did.
Branden: I've forgiven you. Now drop it.
Lisa: Okay. Anyway, thanks for bringing me.
Branden: No problem. I'm going to enjoy your company and I'm sure you'll enjot a break from James for a few days. And I know my parents will enjoy watching him. Is there anything you'd like to buy? The sky's the limit. Up to $600.
[Lisa laughs.]
Lisa: All they have here is alcohol.
Branden: True.
Lisa: I DO have an idea of what we can do, though.
Branden: Really? What's that?
[Lisa whispers in Branden's ear, so as not to be heard by the other people in the club. Branden smiles from ear to ear.]
Branden: I like that idea.
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[The scene opens with Branden and Lisa lying in bed. Lisa looks disappointed.]
Branden: What? I have a lot on my mind.
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[The scene opens at a hotel in Long Island, New York. The sign says "Mo el" because the T had fallen off long ago. Branden and Lisa are arguing.]
Lisa: I HATE YOU!!!
Branden: YEAH! WELL I HATE YOU TOO!!!!!!
Lisa: Get out of here.
Branden: It's my room. I paid for it.
Lisa: Fine. I'll leave.
Branden: Good. If I'm lucky, you'll get hit by a car and never come back.
Lisa: I'll just not come back anyway.
Branden: Go screw somebody in Long Island. maybe then you'll be happy. Wait. nevermind. What was I thinking? You're never happy.
[Lisa storms out. After a few minutes, she comes back in.]
Lisa: Listen, let's not fight. I'm sorry I called your mom a bitch.
Branden: I don't want to fdight either. But it seems that that's all you ever want to do.
Lisa: I'm sorry.
Branden: It's fine, okay? Just shut up about it.
[Lisa tries to snuggle Branden.]
Branden: Get away from me. I don't want to touch you right now.
Lisa: Okay. Let's go out and do something.
Branden: No. I want to sit here and watch TV.
[Branden turns the TV on and starts watching a replay of APW Overdrive.]
Lisa: C'mon? Do you want this fight to end or not?
[Branden growls.]
Branden: Freaking women and their stupid freaking ultimatums. Let's go.
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[The scene opens next to the street. A car has been crashed into a telephone pole. Branden and Lisa are standing next to it.]
Lisa: Are you stupid? I told you not to drive into that pole.
Branden: Are you stupid? You're the one that grabbed the steering wheel and drove us right into it.
Lisa: That's BS. If you'd let me, I would've saved us from crashing. How are we going to get back to the hotel now, stupid?
Branden: Whatever. We'll take the bus.
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[The scene opens back at the hotel. Lisa is on the bed. Branden is in the bathroom.]
Lisa: I can't believe you ruined our vacation.
Branden: (from bathroom) Whatever, Lisa. You're right. I ruined the trip by bringing you.
Lisa: Maybe I'll just leave you to your business.
Branden: Fine. Go home. If I'm lucky, the plane will crash.
Lisa: You're cruel.
Branden: No. Just miserable.
[Branden comes out of the bachroom.]
Branden: And, to top it all off, I can't poop. I'm constipated.
Lisa: I hope you have an STD.
Branden: That makes no sense. If I had an STD, you'd have one too. Man, you're intelligent.
Lisa: I hate you.
Branden: I know. I hate you too. How about this? I'll leave and you can wrestle Bobby Bodacious tomorrow night.
Lisa: That's fine. I'd probably do better than you. You never win because you're such a wimp.
[Branden leaves, as he wanted to hit her but wouldn't do it and needed to cool off.]
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[The scene opens in an alley. A gang is beating on Branden. They're punching and kicking him. He's curled up in a ball in the middle of the alley. A man walks down the alley and sees what's going on. he immediately turns around and walks the other direction, acting like he didn't see anything.
The men are beating the hell out of Branden. Finally, a cop comes by and they scatter. The cop checks on Branden. Other than a busted lip, he's okay. The cop leaves. Branden checks his pants.]
Branden: C'mon. They took my wallet.
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[The scene opens back at the hotel. Lisa is pacing the room, fuming. She picks up the TV and throws it through the window of the hotel, you can hear it crash as it hits the street below.]
Lisa: I hope he dies out there. If he doesn't, I'm going to kill him when he comes back. As long as Branden dies today, I'll be happy. He's an ungrateful piece of son of a bitc...
[The hotel door opens and Branden walks into the room.]
Lisa: What are you doing back? I'm going to kill you, you... Oh my God, your face. What happened?
[Branden tells her the story. The gang, the man, the cop, all of it. She nods. She cries. She cleans him up and tends to his wounds. And, finally, she says...]
Lisa: I'm sorry for the fight.
Branden: I'm sorry too.
Lisa: Let's settle down and watch some...
Branden: Lisa, what happened to the TV? And why is the window broken? Did you throw the TV out the window?
[Lisa's face turns red with embarrassment.]
Lisa: Yes.
Branden: Of all the stupid things you could do. I have to pay for that. What in the hell is wrong with you?
[The fight continues.]
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[The scene opens at the hotel again. The fighting is finally over. Branden and Lisa are lying in bed, under the covers. Their clothes are scattered all over the room.]
Lisa: It's cold in here.
Branden: Who's fault is it that we don't have a window? It wouldn't be so cold if we had one.
Lisa: True. I wish we could've brought Fido on the trip with us.
Branden: You didn't want to bring James but you wish Fido was here? You didn't want to bring our son but you want to bring our cat? Whatever. You're weird.
