Post by Jason Cashe on May 12, 2011 2:13:01 GMT -4
He did it. He had walked away from a company, worked the remaining matches he had under contract and then walked away. It wasn't the best idea he had but he lives with his decisions regardless. He didn't walk away because of any disliking for people because really he didn't get to know anyone. He talked with Level One but he was on Overdrive, the Main Brand of APW at the time. Where he was mentally wasn't much help either, he had so much on his shoulders. So much that people, fans felt the need to put on his shoulders that he made rational decisions to live up to the hype that was DangerTainment. Well his quick decisions caused the falling of DT members Johnny Knuckles and Nate Bishop.
Knuckles went into retirement and took on a job as Head Trainer for DHW, a territory promotion owned and operated by the now business that is called Danger House Entertainment. It has a board of directors which Jason Kash is on. Nate Bishop however was taken out. He was jumped and broken into pieces by a man bigger than any of us who was trusted by our group. So that left Jason Kash and the newest member of DangerTainment, Shane Borderland. Borderland a guy with tons of potential who comes into a match with the same mindset as any other member of DangerTainment. Now though DangerTainment is gone...No longer felt the need to carry on a group that had dead weight of fallen soldiers around. So it was created into a business, a sponsorship promotion and in that sponsorship comes something new to represent...
Jason Kash never would have believed he'd be back under an APW roof but that's how it ended up. When he first left he had been offered a new Contract, a longer one with better pay. He turned it down. He was a Champion elsewhere and was content with being so and having honor and respect in the Title he had won. He wanted to be a defending Champion and so he declined the APW offer. He never lost that Championship but in his dreams, in his thoughts APW was calling to him. In the moments when the marijuana smoke bounced off his brain, giving him that high that he so much enjoys...APW called to him. He wanted to be back in front of the crowds, in front of the people that loved to hate him but respected what he did inside the ring.
No other live audience had been comparable in recent memory and he craved that. It didn't take long after hearing about Big Heavy trying to sign with MP3 in APW for Kash to get in contact with Hurricane Jeff and Reginald Schmidt. He talked to them about the con artist MP3 but also mentioned that contract he declined. They still had it laying around and from that moment on things were in motion. They drew up a contract for Shane Borderland and things were in place to return to where the women are scary and the men fight like warriors with nothing to lose. He wanted to one day fight in a Coliseum but APW is the modern day version of that. It's where he has come back too.
::Shane Borderland::
So APW? I'm a little excited about this. The Big Time!!
::Jason Kash::
Yeah, the place is very addicting but it's also work. Don't expect crazy, expect raw talent and experienced skill. The people here can easily get under your skin. Branden Harvey did it for Knuckles, Casteel did it for Bishop, and me...Well one of your first opponents did it for me. Bobby Bodacious. Guy really bothers me, I deeply enjoyed kicking his ass. Might have another go at it down the road but right now I have my mind set on two things. First is this great fucking chance to become a CHAMPION in my first match back. Submission is not really my thing but if I beat them the fuck up and they tap to my foot in their ass it's still a submission victory right? I haven't even attempted submissions in a while, got to break out my move set a bit for the match but imagine me...The Tapout Champion!!
::Shane Borderland::
Yeah you and submissions is like Oil and Water, Cereal with Orange Juice, or here's one for ya...Marijuana and Cops!! Haha!
The two men are sitting on a hill by the Darwin Mountains in Australia. They arrived early because Jason thought they could find Kangaroo Boxing events but that's just an American Myth. Heh. So they came to the mountain side of the Darwin. They are sitting on top of a hill with a big clothes bag full of water balloons.
::Jason Kash::
Ready?
Kash and Borderland both have one in their hands as a middle aged man comes jogging down the path in front of them. He's wearing one of those full body spandex suits and he is sweating so bad you can see dark spots in the suit. Kash launches his water balloon, catching the ground right in front of the jogging man. The man stops as Borderland launches his balloon and cracks the guy right in the kisser.
::Shane Borderland::
Fuck Me...
::Jason Kash::
Balls. Hah! You Nailed him!! He won't be mad, this country was founded off nice people...
::Shane Borderland::
Wrong, this country was a Prison Island. People sent their worst prisoners here and that's what founded the country after years passing.
::Jason Kash::
Oh...Is that Canada then? Sucks Big Heavy couldn't come with us. He couldn't afford two seats on the plane and I wasn't forking out the money for his extra "Baggage!"
The man they pegged with water balloons come towards them, he pulls out a baton which signals both Kash and Borderland to duck down behind some bushes and rocks. Kash tries to do sign language to Borderland but Borderland doesn't know sign language and shakes his head at Kash.
::Shane Borderland::
I don't know that shit man...You go that way and I'll go this way, meet up at the jeep? On 3...
::Jason Kash::
Wait, what is this a huddle? Okay let's go!
They break from the bushes and go separate ways. Kash slides down the small hill and cuts out to the right. He's high stepping over bushes where he would think a snake or something might be. Borderland is gone already, he didn't waste any time at all. Kash ends up on another path away from where the man was at and slows down his pace. He has an eye on everything because of the fear of snakes that he has had since he was a kid. He broke into a man's home only to find big ass tanks full of rare snakes and a python that was de-fanged and roaming free. Wasn't a good gig because when the owner of the house came home Kash was wrapped up fighting a toothless snake and being squeezed.
Not a pleasant sight but it's where his fear of snakes come from. So as he walked his eyes kept that fear in check, he felt safe watching and being observant but something else was really on his mind. His first match back with APW since he walked away and this time was going to be different. He wasn't here because of a favor someone did for him, nobody bailed him out of jail, nobody was owed anything. He was here because he was hungry. He wanted to be in the spotlight again, the big lights, the big events, the big matches, and better competition and APW gives that. His match though was something out of his realm of normal. He wasn't a submissionist but a chance to become a Champion was something he'd convert to Mormon in order to achieve.
::Jason Kash::
Making someone tap out. To hear their screams as they slap the canvas is something that some people can do very well. To lock in a submission out of nowhere, the element of surprise, it all sounds familiar and I'm not a submission wrestler. It sounds the same because the tools I was given when I was first coming into this business are based off the same basics. Much like submissionists I like to surprise my opponents, catch them off guard and make them dread the decision they made that leads to their finish. I enjoy that and most the time it too comes out of nowhere. I'm not very technical in the submission aspect, I yank on a dude's head and sometimes they tap out, it's not a real submission but it gets the job done.
If I pin your shoulders down and lay into your face with elbows and fists...Eventually you submit. I don't have to be a submission wrestler in order to win this match. In fact the only thing I need to do is bring myself and that for sure is going to be broughten...(Sorry girlfriend was watching Bring It On). So that brings me to my opponents, the people who help make this match a match, a competition. Now most of the people are new to me, people I've never heard of or seen compete but from the few matches or promos I could find online. I do know two of you though at least in some sense I know you. Gambler, I know that you are friends with Bobby Bodacious and if that is any indication of you as a person and man then please excuse me while I don't give you the proper respect that you I'm sure think you deserve.
It's funny though because I can crack on you and Madok at the same time wanna see? (Clears throat) Why is it that both of you shit for brains use the "Not Much is Known" or "Little Is Known" about who you are as a person? Do you wish to hide who are to look better to people who have to watch either of you? Sure Gambler has gained some respect but who have either of you beaten, what have either of you won inside APW walls? Okay, Madok has been TapOut Champion but lost to a peon who couldn't get a green card, a female on top of that and NOT one named Sally Talfourd. Now I know Madok's excuse for being a lame, it's the same as Weatherlight's excuse.
He can't help it, he doesn't know better than to promote his life and force feed it on us like some reality show on MTV which by the way is ruining the youth of this country...Well America anyways not Australia, do they have Reality TV here? Anyways...Gambler I look forward to seeing you inside the ring. I've already beaten Bodacious, I've beaten Weatherlight even and now I beat the counter parts, the guys who are just below the radar because they cannot become anything more than flashes in a pan. Those flashes though in this match will be me putting you to sleep and eliminating you from this match. That's just the facts of life, the facts of reality. This match is all about odds and I'll roll the dice, I'll land on 7 and this match and the Tap Out Championship will come with me by match end.[/font]
Kash sits down on a rock alongside the path and pulls out a joint from his pants pocket. He uses a book of matches from that same pocket to bust a flame and light up the joint. Smoke slowly flows from the tip and he pulls in from the tip in his mouth. The cherry goes bright red as he pulls and then dims down a bit as he opens the corners of his mouth and blows smoke out each side of the joint which sits in the middle of his lips. His words come out again after he pulls the joint from his mouth and flicks the ashes.
::Jason Kash::
So where does that leave me? Who else is there to speak on for this upcoming match? I've been back in APW for one second now and I'm already booked for a Title Match. I'm sure there are others who can also say this about their debut or return but how many come in and actually win that match? How many come in strong and gain the upper hand with nothing but pure talent and observation to see what needs to be done for victory. I've done this for a long time now and every place I've been, every place I go you get the same types of people. The popular ones, the slackers, the jocks like Jesse Nunez. The beefy dudes who are always hitting up some weights. Over Powered, but lacking something. Yeah, this is no different than anywhere else I've been but the difference is the competition.
The competition here is among the best and I belong here, I can grow here and become a part of what APW is and represents. That path to becoming part of the history begins with this match. It doesn't matter who is in it, we all have to go out there and compete, using what tools we have, what skills we have learned and perfected and try to secure the victory. So be it the "Cult Classic" Rachel Cole who has big praise and is hot in an odd and alluring way, or if it's Taylor Vaughn...You know, the chick from that movie "She's All That"? That's what I hear and see when I think about Tyler Vaughn but I don't know the man but right now I don't think he's important enough to even get into just yet...Maybe later..heh. Now maybe it's going to be Derek Wellings who makes the biggest challenge. Maybe I get to stand toe to toe with a man who served in our military? Well I do hope so and I'll tell you why Mr. Airbourne Segeant Ranger, see how I mixed up your nicknames? Like that don't you?
I hope it's you who I see in the finals of this Gauntlet because then I can put you through a tour of duty that you won't come back from the same. See I don't hate our government but I am not a fan of it either. They put "our" ways onto people much most POWERS this world has seen throughout history. We go to different countries and get into other people's business and go to war in order to make that country a little more like us. Well I'm not against that but I'm not going to be waving a flag outside of my house either because the only FREEDOM that's been threatened as of late or since 2001 is the threat of new laws like the Patriot Act, that is it, no terrorists threat because in the end we can beat that.
We have the best military so terrorists are just small training sessions for "Our" guys but our government, who protects the people from them? Now I understand you're not Military anymore and you sure in the hell aren't apart of the government but most "Veterans" have made careers out of military, not just a few tours and then sit at home and with their 30s and 40s to contend with still. Maybe that's just those I've known, real veterans. You though? You came home and went into Pro Wrestling and now you are inside the ring where people will submit or snaps will be heard. In the Military you can't just tap out, you either kill or you're killed in war but know this...The match at hand isn't just for a Championship. It's for the glory of victory and this victory will be mine but if it's not? I will take a few parts from someone with me...[/font]
Kash walks off down the path, continuing to smoke his joint as the scene fades and the APW Asylum and the Danger House Entertainment/Organized Violence logos appear on the screen.
Knuckles went into retirement and took on a job as Head Trainer for DHW, a territory promotion owned and operated by the now business that is called Danger House Entertainment. It has a board of directors which Jason Kash is on. Nate Bishop however was taken out. He was jumped and broken into pieces by a man bigger than any of us who was trusted by our group. So that left Jason Kash and the newest member of DangerTainment, Shane Borderland. Borderland a guy with tons of potential who comes into a match with the same mindset as any other member of DangerTainment. Now though DangerTainment is gone...No longer felt the need to carry on a group that had dead weight of fallen soldiers around. So it was created into a business, a sponsorship promotion and in that sponsorship comes something new to represent...
Jason Kash never would have believed he'd be back under an APW roof but that's how it ended up. When he first left he had been offered a new Contract, a longer one with better pay. He turned it down. He was a Champion elsewhere and was content with being so and having honor and respect in the Title he had won. He wanted to be a defending Champion and so he declined the APW offer. He never lost that Championship but in his dreams, in his thoughts APW was calling to him. In the moments when the marijuana smoke bounced off his brain, giving him that high that he so much enjoys...APW called to him. He wanted to be back in front of the crowds, in front of the people that loved to hate him but respected what he did inside the ring.
No other live audience had been comparable in recent memory and he craved that. It didn't take long after hearing about Big Heavy trying to sign with MP3 in APW for Kash to get in contact with Hurricane Jeff and Reginald Schmidt. He talked to them about the con artist MP3 but also mentioned that contract he declined. They still had it laying around and from that moment on things were in motion. They drew up a contract for Shane Borderland and things were in place to return to where the women are scary and the men fight like warriors with nothing to lose. He wanted to one day fight in a Coliseum but APW is the modern day version of that. It's where he has come back too.
::Shane Borderland::
So APW? I'm a little excited about this. The Big Time!!
::Jason Kash::
Yeah, the place is very addicting but it's also work. Don't expect crazy, expect raw talent and experienced skill. The people here can easily get under your skin. Branden Harvey did it for Knuckles, Casteel did it for Bishop, and me...Well one of your first opponents did it for me. Bobby Bodacious. Guy really bothers me, I deeply enjoyed kicking his ass. Might have another go at it down the road but right now I have my mind set on two things. First is this great fucking chance to become a CHAMPION in my first match back. Submission is not really my thing but if I beat them the fuck up and they tap to my foot in their ass it's still a submission victory right? I haven't even attempted submissions in a while, got to break out my move set a bit for the match but imagine me...The Tapout Champion!!
::Shane Borderland::
Yeah you and submissions is like Oil and Water, Cereal with Orange Juice, or here's one for ya...Marijuana and Cops!! Haha!
The two men are sitting on a hill by the Darwin Mountains in Australia. They arrived early because Jason thought they could find Kangaroo Boxing events but that's just an American Myth. Heh. So they came to the mountain side of the Darwin. They are sitting on top of a hill with a big clothes bag full of water balloons.
::Jason Kash::
Ready?
Kash and Borderland both have one in their hands as a middle aged man comes jogging down the path in front of them. He's wearing one of those full body spandex suits and he is sweating so bad you can see dark spots in the suit. Kash launches his water balloon, catching the ground right in front of the jogging man. The man stops as Borderland launches his balloon and cracks the guy right in the kisser.
::Shane Borderland::
Fuck Me...
::Jason Kash::
Balls. Hah! You Nailed him!! He won't be mad, this country was founded off nice people...
::Shane Borderland::
Wrong, this country was a Prison Island. People sent their worst prisoners here and that's what founded the country after years passing.
::Jason Kash::
Oh...Is that Canada then? Sucks Big Heavy couldn't come with us. He couldn't afford two seats on the plane and I wasn't forking out the money for his extra "Baggage!"
The man they pegged with water balloons come towards them, he pulls out a baton which signals both Kash and Borderland to duck down behind some bushes and rocks. Kash tries to do sign language to Borderland but Borderland doesn't know sign language and shakes his head at Kash.
::Shane Borderland::
I don't know that shit man...You go that way and I'll go this way, meet up at the jeep? On 3...
::Jason Kash::
Wait, what is this a huddle? Okay let's go!
They break from the bushes and go separate ways. Kash slides down the small hill and cuts out to the right. He's high stepping over bushes where he would think a snake or something might be. Borderland is gone already, he didn't waste any time at all. Kash ends up on another path away from where the man was at and slows down his pace. He has an eye on everything because of the fear of snakes that he has had since he was a kid. He broke into a man's home only to find big ass tanks full of rare snakes and a python that was de-fanged and roaming free. Wasn't a good gig because when the owner of the house came home Kash was wrapped up fighting a toothless snake and being squeezed.
Not a pleasant sight but it's where his fear of snakes come from. So as he walked his eyes kept that fear in check, he felt safe watching and being observant but something else was really on his mind. His first match back with APW since he walked away and this time was going to be different. He wasn't here because of a favor someone did for him, nobody bailed him out of jail, nobody was owed anything. He was here because he was hungry. He wanted to be in the spotlight again, the big lights, the big events, the big matches, and better competition and APW gives that. His match though was something out of his realm of normal. He wasn't a submissionist but a chance to become a Champion was something he'd convert to Mormon in order to achieve.
::Jason Kash::
Making someone tap out. To hear their screams as they slap the canvas is something that some people can do very well. To lock in a submission out of nowhere, the element of surprise, it all sounds familiar and I'm not a submission wrestler. It sounds the same because the tools I was given when I was first coming into this business are based off the same basics. Much like submissionists I like to surprise my opponents, catch them off guard and make them dread the decision they made that leads to their finish. I enjoy that and most the time it too comes out of nowhere. I'm not very technical in the submission aspect, I yank on a dude's head and sometimes they tap out, it's not a real submission but it gets the job done.
If I pin your shoulders down and lay into your face with elbows and fists...Eventually you submit. I don't have to be a submission wrestler in order to win this match. In fact the only thing I need to do is bring myself and that for sure is going to be broughten...(Sorry girlfriend was watching Bring It On). So that brings me to my opponents, the people who help make this match a match, a competition. Now most of the people are new to me, people I've never heard of or seen compete but from the few matches or promos I could find online. I do know two of you though at least in some sense I know you. Gambler, I know that you are friends with Bobby Bodacious and if that is any indication of you as a person and man then please excuse me while I don't give you the proper respect that you I'm sure think you deserve.
It's funny though because I can crack on you and Madok at the same time wanna see? (Clears throat) Why is it that both of you shit for brains use the "Not Much is Known" or "Little Is Known" about who you are as a person? Do you wish to hide who are to look better to people who have to watch either of you? Sure Gambler has gained some respect but who have either of you beaten, what have either of you won inside APW walls? Okay, Madok has been TapOut Champion but lost to a peon who couldn't get a green card, a female on top of that and NOT one named Sally Talfourd. Now I know Madok's excuse for being a lame, it's the same as Weatherlight's excuse.
He can't help it, he doesn't know better than to promote his life and force feed it on us like some reality show on MTV which by the way is ruining the youth of this country...Well America anyways not Australia, do they have Reality TV here? Anyways...Gambler I look forward to seeing you inside the ring. I've already beaten Bodacious, I've beaten Weatherlight even and now I beat the counter parts, the guys who are just below the radar because they cannot become anything more than flashes in a pan. Those flashes though in this match will be me putting you to sleep and eliminating you from this match. That's just the facts of life, the facts of reality. This match is all about odds and I'll roll the dice, I'll land on 7 and this match and the Tap Out Championship will come with me by match end.[/font]
Kash sits down on a rock alongside the path and pulls out a joint from his pants pocket. He uses a book of matches from that same pocket to bust a flame and light up the joint. Smoke slowly flows from the tip and he pulls in from the tip in his mouth. The cherry goes bright red as he pulls and then dims down a bit as he opens the corners of his mouth and blows smoke out each side of the joint which sits in the middle of his lips. His words come out again after he pulls the joint from his mouth and flicks the ashes.
::Jason Kash::
So where does that leave me? Who else is there to speak on for this upcoming match? I've been back in APW for one second now and I'm already booked for a Title Match. I'm sure there are others who can also say this about their debut or return but how many come in and actually win that match? How many come in strong and gain the upper hand with nothing but pure talent and observation to see what needs to be done for victory. I've done this for a long time now and every place I've been, every place I go you get the same types of people. The popular ones, the slackers, the jocks like Jesse Nunez. The beefy dudes who are always hitting up some weights. Over Powered, but lacking something. Yeah, this is no different than anywhere else I've been but the difference is the competition.
The competition here is among the best and I belong here, I can grow here and become a part of what APW is and represents. That path to becoming part of the history begins with this match. It doesn't matter who is in it, we all have to go out there and compete, using what tools we have, what skills we have learned and perfected and try to secure the victory. So be it the "Cult Classic" Rachel Cole who has big praise and is hot in an odd and alluring way, or if it's Taylor Vaughn...You know, the chick from that movie "She's All That"? That's what I hear and see when I think about Tyler Vaughn but I don't know the man but right now I don't think he's important enough to even get into just yet...Maybe later..heh. Now maybe it's going to be Derek Wellings who makes the biggest challenge. Maybe I get to stand toe to toe with a man who served in our military? Well I do hope so and I'll tell you why Mr. Airbourne Segeant Ranger, see how I mixed up your nicknames? Like that don't you?
I hope it's you who I see in the finals of this Gauntlet because then I can put you through a tour of duty that you won't come back from the same. See I don't hate our government but I am not a fan of it either. They put "our" ways onto people much most POWERS this world has seen throughout history. We go to different countries and get into other people's business and go to war in order to make that country a little more like us. Well I'm not against that but I'm not going to be waving a flag outside of my house either because the only FREEDOM that's been threatened as of late or since 2001 is the threat of new laws like the Patriot Act, that is it, no terrorists threat because in the end we can beat that.
We have the best military so terrorists are just small training sessions for "Our" guys but our government, who protects the people from them? Now I understand you're not Military anymore and you sure in the hell aren't apart of the government but most "Veterans" have made careers out of military, not just a few tours and then sit at home and with their 30s and 40s to contend with still. Maybe that's just those I've known, real veterans. You though? You came home and went into Pro Wrestling and now you are inside the ring where people will submit or snaps will be heard. In the Military you can't just tap out, you either kill or you're killed in war but know this...The match at hand isn't just for a Championship. It's for the glory of victory and this victory will be mine but if it's not? I will take a few parts from someone with me...[/font]
Kash walks off down the path, continuing to smoke his joint as the scene fades and the APW Asylum and the Danger House Entertainment/Organized Violence logos appear on the screen.
