Post by Cid Phoenix on May 18, 2011 10:43:24 GMT -4
(Cameras fade in on Dan Bochner, who walks onscreen and grabs the microphone from the interviewer, shoving them offscreen. He pants as he angrily speaks...)
"You know, I've got alot on my chest that I've gotta get out!"
(He spits as he looks into the camera wild eyed.)
"Cid, You piece of trash! I'm sick and tired of you not sharing, and I'm sick and tired of you not caring, that's why, instead of him, walking to the ring @ Mayhem, the fans will be seeing me!"
(Dan huffs as he continues.)
"Cid, you wanted to hog up the spotlight and so I took care of that, by having your ass escorted out of the building, as I'm the only one with contractual clearance to wrestle! That's right, folks! Cid Phoenix has been fired by the company, and guess what? There's NO renewal clause in his contract!"
(Dan chuckles..)
"And what's more is that FINALLY, I'm going to make my singles DEBUT against some square will small testicles named Cube, a pathetic smelly transient in Mike "The Stinkin' Fleabag" Flynn, and the most accident prone idiot this company has ever seen in Mr. Dangerous! With odds like that, I'm really nervous to go up against these guys! I mean - what if they steal my cup of jello? What if Transient Mike uses my bar of soap, or what if Mr. Dangerous slips on a banana peel and inadvertedly lands on his neck? What if Cube summons a level 53 Dragon with all of two teeth in it's head, but breathes the stink of ass just like he does, only 100 times worse? I could be in real trouble!!!"
(A smile crosses his face.)
"But the truth is that Dan "The Man" Bochner is back! No more dealing with some punk like Cid - who NOBODY LIKED and EVERYBODY HATED anyway! That's right Cid - when it really counted and came down to it..."
(Dan leans in close.)
"Your stupid ass couldn't cut the mustard! And this week at Mayhem, I'm gonna unleash mayhem against 3 losers who really don't stand a friggin' chance against the virtuoso of wrestling himself, Yours Truly!"
(Dan laughs as he walks off camera.)
~ FIN
"You know, I've got alot on my chest that I've gotta get out!"
(He spits as he looks into the camera wild eyed.)
"Cid, You piece of trash! I'm sick and tired of you not sharing, and I'm sick and tired of you not caring, that's why, instead of him, walking to the ring @ Mayhem, the fans will be seeing me!"
(Dan huffs as he continues.)
"Cid, you wanted to hog up the spotlight and so I took care of that, by having your ass escorted out of the building, as I'm the only one with contractual clearance to wrestle! That's right, folks! Cid Phoenix has been fired by the company, and guess what? There's NO renewal clause in his contract!"
(Dan chuckles..)
"And what's more is that FINALLY, I'm going to make my singles DEBUT against some square will small testicles named Cube, a pathetic smelly transient in Mike "The Stinkin' Fleabag" Flynn, and the most accident prone idiot this company has ever seen in Mr. Dangerous! With odds like that, I'm really nervous to go up against these guys! I mean - what if they steal my cup of jello? What if Transient Mike uses my bar of soap, or what if Mr. Dangerous slips on a banana peel and inadvertedly lands on his neck? What if Cube summons a level 53 Dragon with all of two teeth in it's head, but breathes the stink of ass just like he does, only 100 times worse? I could be in real trouble!!!"
(A smile crosses his face.)
"But the truth is that Dan "The Man" Bochner is back! No more dealing with some punk like Cid - who NOBODY LIKED and EVERYBODY HATED anyway! That's right Cid - when it really counted and came down to it..."
(Dan leans in close.)
"Your stupid ass couldn't cut the mustard! And this week at Mayhem, I'm gonna unleash mayhem against 3 losers who really don't stand a friggin' chance against the virtuoso of wrestling himself, Yours Truly!"
(Dan laughs as he walks off camera.)
~ FIN
