Post by Jason Cashe on May 18, 2011 18:33:58 GMT -4
The sounds, the lights, the crowds of people. Jason Kash has been in this business for the last 10-11 years now and hes always had a spot in his heart for entertaining an audience. He doesn't much care for the people he entertains but giving them a show means alot to him, if he isn't giving them a show then he's not doing his job. His job like everyone else in this business is to entertain. Take a fan's personal troubles and make them as far from their minds as they watch the show inside the ring. Often times the ones competing though find themselves needing something to take their minds off the problems in their own lives.
Kash has always used Marijuana to help him move forward, it's not just something he does because it makes him cool because if you asked Kash he'd say that he makes marijuana cool. Being back in APW has given Kash a new joy in life though, he gets to step out from behind the curtain on the biggest stage in Professional Wrestling. It might be on what the majority of people call the "B-Show" but to Kash it's the thing that attracts him to Asylum. To be there when the place rises from the shadows and the talent shows that they can compete on all levels is like taking a Hardcore Title and making it loved and desired more than a World Title and Kash has done that before in the past.
Not to mention that now things were different than before. Now there was Organized Violence. A show that didn't consist of anyone but the 2 guys who make up the group and it'd take alot of talent, skill, and heart to even match what they bring to the table together. You see Jason Kash and his partner, Shane Borderland walking into a pup or bar in American terms as the scene officially opens. The inside is dark until the door shuts close and then things come into view as Kash and Borderland both take a stool at the bar. Kash scoops to another stool so he can sit in front of an Electronic Casino Game. It has Texas Hold Em and Black Jack on it which are two games that Kash has played before on many occasions. However right now it makes him think of one of his opponents at the upcoming "Mayhem" PPV. Kash puts in a few quarters and pushes the touch screen as Borderland leans over and watches.
::Shane Borderland::
Are you playing that because Gambler got you all worked up the other day?
::Jason Kash::
I didn't get worked up...
::Shane Borderland::
You soccer kicked a concrete wall...barefooted! Sounds a tad bit "worked up" to me.
::Jason Kash::
That motherfucker just gives me a small piece of his rant? Serious, who the fuck does he think I am? I'm not some Branden Harvey or Mr. Dangerous of APW, I've returned and the success I was having is going to return. He should ask Bodacious if he should be over looking me like that. Bullshit..I will put his old ass in a wheel chair and roll him right into retirement. Oh and Johnny Cash sucks, the only real Cash is me and Money. I...let's just get drinks already..
It only takes a few shots along with a few chasers of beer which isn't the normal for Kash. He doesn't drink for the exact reason why he smokes weed instead. He tends to become an angry drunk and that was becoming apparent as the scene progressed. Borderland and Kash were now at a booth towards the back of the tavern and Kash had a big ass mug of beef held by his hand. He slams the bottom down onto the table and wobbles a bit in the sitting position. Borderland handling his alcohol better has already decided to hand the car keys to the bartender so that they don't think to drink and drive. Responsible right? No DUI in Australia, wouldn't look too good would it?
Still Borderland was just having a good time with Kash in a country that up until this event, neither have been too. Kash had tried the weed almost as quickly as they got there after finding that it was more welcomed down there than in America. Folks didn't hide their usage as much which worked for Kash. Still he needed to be under the influence of something bigger than just different strains of weed. The alcohol is stronger down under and Kash out of nowhere falls out of the booth seat and onto the floor. Borderland laughs uncontrollably and Kash pushes himself up but falls again. He remains on the floor with everyone else looking at the foreigners who are shit faced and acting a fool. You hear his voice, Kash begins talking even on the floor, drunk and not completely in control.
::Jason Kash::
I...I think wera..we're pissing off thessh people..FUCK YOU ALL...hahaha urghh..
::Shane Borderland::
We're gonna..yeah fuck them...How's the floor down under...the table! Get it! Down under!
::Jason Kash::
How..Man fuck Gambler...Fuck all those bitches in that match man. Oh man...know what sounds GOOD right now? Taco Bell! HEY!! Do ya'll h-have Taco Bell here? In the Down Under...?
::Shane Borderland::
You..you're giving that dude too much respect by...by getting offen..upset about what he didn't say. Like you say, he must not have done his homework. Why all bitchy about it Kash? (Hiccup)
::Jason Kash::
I think I'm gonna throw up....
Due to editing, the throwing up part of the promo has clearly been cut from the final product as the scene jumps to Borderland and Kash sitting in their rental outside of the tavern. They don't have the car keys as the bartender refused to give them the keys due to their level of intoxication. Kash didn't care though, he was seeing two of everything but feeling a bit better after throwing up. Borderland is already passed out with his head against the passanger side window. Kash has his window cracked and is smoking a joint trying to help with nausea as his partner sleeps it off. Kash hasn't passed out yet because he threw up and feeling the sickness of being drunk keeps him awake. Still it doesn't prevent him from cutting into his match, giving some time to give his final thoughts on the match coming up at Mayhem.
::Jason Kash::
Oh no...I'm smoking again, what does this mean? Does it mean I'm gonna be high during this match Gambler? No, I've never been stupid as to get high before a match. But could I beat you being high? Yeah I believe I could and do you know why? Because I am just a better athlete than you are by nature. The natural talent that I have is beyond whatever you've been able to muster out. Even my time in APW altogether I've done and been apart of more important matches and won them than you have. I was involved with winning War Games just to put that out there, what did you do at RassleMania Gambler? The fact is that all you had to throw at me verbally was that I smoke weed? That shows YOUR lack of commitment not mine.
See I get to know my opponents, I know the failures they bring to the table as well as their strengths and I use them both to tear them down verbally before beating them. Not just "Sneaking" by people like the ones you actually do beat. Do I need to be Tap Out Champion? No, people know I'm not a submission guy but I'm in this match and at the end the world will see how well a submission based Championship looks around the waist of Influence. Those are odds that even you can't resist taking. As for my future career? I think I'll take future Tap Out Champion and leave the peon jobs to losers like you who can make it to the dance but never has actually had the last dance. Although, give me a job as a medical tester for new marijuana strains and maybe, just maybe I'd walk away...Doubt it but hey you can hope right?
Tyler Vaughn, I...I really have nothing to say about you. The only thing you are here for is filler. You are a sandbagger kind of guy and if you make an attempt at winning this match it'll be at the last minute so that's where you will be seen and that almost NEVER equals victory. You are not on the radar man, plain and simple. But someone that is on my radar is Mr. Army! Derek Wellings! This guy also doesn't do much homework on his opponents and I'm not surprised, being in the army means taking orders and doing what you're told, not actually thinking for yourself so no surprise there. However Mr. Army Strong, know that this isn't a battlefield where you have a gun to make your point.
Nobody is covering you inside the ring, nobody is telling you what to do next you robot so what are you going to do when shit is against the wall and your end is in sight? You gonna wear an ear piece so someone can help you carry out your gameplan? You should have went into MMA, it's where guys who like to compete but can't think for themselves go in order to entertain. Coaches will shout out orders to you outside the cage, you'll get hit in the face and made to tap out with moves that you can't fucking spell. Here though we do things a bit more individual and I know you army guys..You guys travel in packs and in that ring you'll be alone. Solo mission and your mission is going to be a failure.
I'm not Drug Strong, I'm never the strongest guy around but I use the brawling I grew up having to have and I incorporate that into the technical ability that I was trained to have. I have a natural talent in this business and it doesn't matter how many "Pot Heads" you have seen or druggies and junkies you've seen on television or on some 9 month tour of Iraq while your girlfriend or wife bangs others guys at home, you have never seen someone like me. I'm Influence, I'm wit, I'm winning this match and you're not. No blue prints for action, no maps of the lands, no bombs being dropped..You are the only thing dropping in this match and I will do my best to make sure it's me who drops you because I don't like your kind of almighty high horse "I'm a Government Soldier" kind of people so expect me like you expect NOT getting veteran benefits. Veteran...You ain't shit and I'm going to prove to you and all else who will see it that Kash Strong is bigger than an Army of One man who can't hack it without his unit behind him and carrying the load.
Kash flicks out the joint he was smoking and rolls up his window. He cuts on the A/C to get some cool air circulating in the car. Borderland has started snoring quietly but Kash reaches over and opens the glove compartment. He grabs a marker that he had used earlier to sign someone an autograph but now he leans over slowly. He touches the black marker on Borderland's face, right under the nose. Kash begins to draw a Hitler Mustash on his Tag Partner and then puts a few freckles in an Ice Cube like form under one of Borderland's right eye. He puts the cap back on the marker and comes back to his own seat. Smile on his face, he has bloodshot eyes from both the drinking and smoking he's done so far today.
::Jason Kash::
Speaking of funny upper lip hair, Rachel Cole why have you waited so long to make your voice heard. You've recently even announced a partnership with Branden Harvey and by gawd that is great...However knowing this is a man's sport or at least a world dominated by men and only one woman in Sally Talfourd and your name is not Sally Talfourd. Yet you wait to make your voice heard and for what? Are you training hard in preparation for this match, I'd hope so because you take all the risk getting into the ring with men and I for one will treat you as a man and will not hesitate to put an end to your shit. Being called "The Cult Classic" you'd think people would have heard your word of wisdom by now but I guess not all cults can be grand and not all of those who claim to be classics really pan out to be one.
Too bad there isn't a female division in APW because as long as you're on Asylum you will find that this isn't RoR and sucking off people or having friends in high places won't give you success. Now you're in a world where females are the minorities and you'ra just asking to be controlled like this country has done minorities all these years. Behind every great man is a smart woman but behind this man here is a history of winning, a history of achieving and one woman who wants to wait until the last minute isn't going to stand in my way. You can't out power me, you can't out wrestle me, it's not scripted, this is reality like one of those shows on television but this isn't going to go your way, it's going my way and my way is to become TapOut Champion.
Now Madok, Mr. CEO of a Weapons Corporation! Big Ballin Weapons maker...The guy who has held the TapOut Title and now is trying to reclaim what was once his. The same guy who is sitting around waiting to make his statement on why he is going to win. Now I agree that what happens inside the ring is the only place that really matters, the winning is not done with words but damnit man...Do you even want this or is it something else that you tried to buy your way in too only to find that real talent is actually stepping up? Did you pay for this chance at the Title you failed to defend? If it was just Gambler than maybe you'd have a chance but I think your weakness is someone with more to gain than you, someone who wants it more and knows the meaning of hunger in a Championship hunt. Wellings has that hunger, Gambler even has that hunger now but you?
You've only shown that you want something easy and you want desperately to have the last word when getting it. Well take your last word, compete with that last word with Rachel Cole because I don't need it. I don't need to get the last word in before knowing I can win a match, I can win this and I KNOW I can beat you and much like your House Daddy, Weatherlight I will see to it that success in a match involving myself is something that you cannot accomplish. It's something just not possible because I want it more, so much more that I step up and do my homework, learn what needs to be learned and I make you as my opponent feel and understand that when your counting the lights in the ceiling as your shoulders are pinned into the canvas. In this case though..you'll realize it when the pain is unbearable and your hand slaps the mat into submission. Hopefully with all kinds of luck it will be me who gets to give you that experience.
Kash waves all kid like at the camera and lets his head settle against the driver side window as the scene begins to fade and the APW Asylum and Organized Violence Logos appear across a black screen.
Kash has always used Marijuana to help him move forward, it's not just something he does because it makes him cool because if you asked Kash he'd say that he makes marijuana cool. Being back in APW has given Kash a new joy in life though, he gets to step out from behind the curtain on the biggest stage in Professional Wrestling. It might be on what the majority of people call the "B-Show" but to Kash it's the thing that attracts him to Asylum. To be there when the place rises from the shadows and the talent shows that they can compete on all levels is like taking a Hardcore Title and making it loved and desired more than a World Title and Kash has done that before in the past.
Not to mention that now things were different than before. Now there was Organized Violence. A show that didn't consist of anyone but the 2 guys who make up the group and it'd take alot of talent, skill, and heart to even match what they bring to the table together. You see Jason Kash and his partner, Shane Borderland walking into a pup or bar in American terms as the scene officially opens. The inside is dark until the door shuts close and then things come into view as Kash and Borderland both take a stool at the bar. Kash scoops to another stool so he can sit in front of an Electronic Casino Game. It has Texas Hold Em and Black Jack on it which are two games that Kash has played before on many occasions. However right now it makes him think of one of his opponents at the upcoming "Mayhem" PPV. Kash puts in a few quarters and pushes the touch screen as Borderland leans over and watches.
::Shane Borderland::
Are you playing that because Gambler got you all worked up the other day?
::Jason Kash::
I didn't get worked up...
::Shane Borderland::
You soccer kicked a concrete wall...barefooted! Sounds a tad bit "worked up" to me.
::Jason Kash::
That motherfucker just gives me a small piece of his rant? Serious, who the fuck does he think I am? I'm not some Branden Harvey or Mr. Dangerous of APW, I've returned and the success I was having is going to return. He should ask Bodacious if he should be over looking me like that. Bullshit..I will put his old ass in a wheel chair and roll him right into retirement. Oh and Johnny Cash sucks, the only real Cash is me and Money. I...let's just get drinks already..
It only takes a few shots along with a few chasers of beer which isn't the normal for Kash. He doesn't drink for the exact reason why he smokes weed instead. He tends to become an angry drunk and that was becoming apparent as the scene progressed. Borderland and Kash were now at a booth towards the back of the tavern and Kash had a big ass mug of beef held by his hand. He slams the bottom down onto the table and wobbles a bit in the sitting position. Borderland handling his alcohol better has already decided to hand the car keys to the bartender so that they don't think to drink and drive. Responsible right? No DUI in Australia, wouldn't look too good would it?
Still Borderland was just having a good time with Kash in a country that up until this event, neither have been too. Kash had tried the weed almost as quickly as they got there after finding that it was more welcomed down there than in America. Folks didn't hide their usage as much which worked for Kash. Still he needed to be under the influence of something bigger than just different strains of weed. The alcohol is stronger down under and Kash out of nowhere falls out of the booth seat and onto the floor. Borderland laughs uncontrollably and Kash pushes himself up but falls again. He remains on the floor with everyone else looking at the foreigners who are shit faced and acting a fool. You hear his voice, Kash begins talking even on the floor, drunk and not completely in control.
::Jason Kash::
I...I think wera..we're pissing off thessh people..FUCK YOU ALL...hahaha urghh..
::Shane Borderland::
We're gonna..yeah fuck them...How's the floor down under...the table! Get it! Down under!
::Jason Kash::
How..Man fuck Gambler...Fuck all those bitches in that match man. Oh man...know what sounds GOOD right now? Taco Bell! HEY!! Do ya'll h-have Taco Bell here? In the Down Under...?
::Shane Borderland::
You..you're giving that dude too much respect by...by getting offen..upset about what he didn't say. Like you say, he must not have done his homework. Why all bitchy about it Kash? (Hiccup)
::Jason Kash::
I think I'm gonna throw up....
Due to editing, the throwing up part of the promo has clearly been cut from the final product as the scene jumps to Borderland and Kash sitting in their rental outside of the tavern. They don't have the car keys as the bartender refused to give them the keys due to their level of intoxication. Kash didn't care though, he was seeing two of everything but feeling a bit better after throwing up. Borderland is already passed out with his head against the passanger side window. Kash has his window cracked and is smoking a joint trying to help with nausea as his partner sleeps it off. Kash hasn't passed out yet because he threw up and feeling the sickness of being drunk keeps him awake. Still it doesn't prevent him from cutting into his match, giving some time to give his final thoughts on the match coming up at Mayhem.
::Jason Kash::
Oh no...I'm smoking again, what does this mean? Does it mean I'm gonna be high during this match Gambler? No, I've never been stupid as to get high before a match. But could I beat you being high? Yeah I believe I could and do you know why? Because I am just a better athlete than you are by nature. The natural talent that I have is beyond whatever you've been able to muster out. Even my time in APW altogether I've done and been apart of more important matches and won them than you have. I was involved with winning War Games just to put that out there, what did you do at RassleMania Gambler? The fact is that all you had to throw at me verbally was that I smoke weed? That shows YOUR lack of commitment not mine.
See I get to know my opponents, I know the failures they bring to the table as well as their strengths and I use them both to tear them down verbally before beating them. Not just "Sneaking" by people like the ones you actually do beat. Do I need to be Tap Out Champion? No, people know I'm not a submission guy but I'm in this match and at the end the world will see how well a submission based Championship looks around the waist of Influence. Those are odds that even you can't resist taking. As for my future career? I think I'll take future Tap Out Champion and leave the peon jobs to losers like you who can make it to the dance but never has actually had the last dance. Although, give me a job as a medical tester for new marijuana strains and maybe, just maybe I'd walk away...Doubt it but hey you can hope right?
Tyler Vaughn, I...I really have nothing to say about you. The only thing you are here for is filler. You are a sandbagger kind of guy and if you make an attempt at winning this match it'll be at the last minute so that's where you will be seen and that almost NEVER equals victory. You are not on the radar man, plain and simple. But someone that is on my radar is Mr. Army! Derek Wellings! This guy also doesn't do much homework on his opponents and I'm not surprised, being in the army means taking orders and doing what you're told, not actually thinking for yourself so no surprise there. However Mr. Army Strong, know that this isn't a battlefield where you have a gun to make your point.
Nobody is covering you inside the ring, nobody is telling you what to do next you robot so what are you going to do when shit is against the wall and your end is in sight? You gonna wear an ear piece so someone can help you carry out your gameplan? You should have went into MMA, it's where guys who like to compete but can't think for themselves go in order to entertain. Coaches will shout out orders to you outside the cage, you'll get hit in the face and made to tap out with moves that you can't fucking spell. Here though we do things a bit more individual and I know you army guys..You guys travel in packs and in that ring you'll be alone. Solo mission and your mission is going to be a failure.
I'm not Drug Strong, I'm never the strongest guy around but I use the brawling I grew up having to have and I incorporate that into the technical ability that I was trained to have. I have a natural talent in this business and it doesn't matter how many "Pot Heads" you have seen or druggies and junkies you've seen on television or on some 9 month tour of Iraq while your girlfriend or wife bangs others guys at home, you have never seen someone like me. I'm Influence, I'm wit, I'm winning this match and you're not. No blue prints for action, no maps of the lands, no bombs being dropped..You are the only thing dropping in this match and I will do my best to make sure it's me who drops you because I don't like your kind of almighty high horse "I'm a Government Soldier" kind of people so expect me like you expect NOT getting veteran benefits. Veteran...You ain't shit and I'm going to prove to you and all else who will see it that Kash Strong is bigger than an Army of One man who can't hack it without his unit behind him and carrying the load.
Kash flicks out the joint he was smoking and rolls up his window. He cuts on the A/C to get some cool air circulating in the car. Borderland has started snoring quietly but Kash reaches over and opens the glove compartment. He grabs a marker that he had used earlier to sign someone an autograph but now he leans over slowly. He touches the black marker on Borderland's face, right under the nose. Kash begins to draw a Hitler Mustash on his Tag Partner and then puts a few freckles in an Ice Cube like form under one of Borderland's right eye. He puts the cap back on the marker and comes back to his own seat. Smile on his face, he has bloodshot eyes from both the drinking and smoking he's done so far today.
::Jason Kash::
Speaking of funny upper lip hair, Rachel Cole why have you waited so long to make your voice heard. You've recently even announced a partnership with Branden Harvey and by gawd that is great...However knowing this is a man's sport or at least a world dominated by men and only one woman in Sally Talfourd and your name is not Sally Talfourd. Yet you wait to make your voice heard and for what? Are you training hard in preparation for this match, I'd hope so because you take all the risk getting into the ring with men and I for one will treat you as a man and will not hesitate to put an end to your shit. Being called "The Cult Classic" you'd think people would have heard your word of wisdom by now but I guess not all cults can be grand and not all of those who claim to be classics really pan out to be one.
Too bad there isn't a female division in APW because as long as you're on Asylum you will find that this isn't RoR and sucking off people or having friends in high places won't give you success. Now you're in a world where females are the minorities and you'ra just asking to be controlled like this country has done minorities all these years. Behind every great man is a smart woman but behind this man here is a history of winning, a history of achieving and one woman who wants to wait until the last minute isn't going to stand in my way. You can't out power me, you can't out wrestle me, it's not scripted, this is reality like one of those shows on television but this isn't going to go your way, it's going my way and my way is to become TapOut Champion.
Now Madok, Mr. CEO of a Weapons Corporation! Big Ballin Weapons maker...The guy who has held the TapOut Title and now is trying to reclaim what was once his. The same guy who is sitting around waiting to make his statement on why he is going to win. Now I agree that what happens inside the ring is the only place that really matters, the winning is not done with words but damnit man...Do you even want this or is it something else that you tried to buy your way in too only to find that real talent is actually stepping up? Did you pay for this chance at the Title you failed to defend? If it was just Gambler than maybe you'd have a chance but I think your weakness is someone with more to gain than you, someone who wants it more and knows the meaning of hunger in a Championship hunt. Wellings has that hunger, Gambler even has that hunger now but you?
You've only shown that you want something easy and you want desperately to have the last word when getting it. Well take your last word, compete with that last word with Rachel Cole because I don't need it. I don't need to get the last word in before knowing I can win a match, I can win this and I KNOW I can beat you and much like your House Daddy, Weatherlight I will see to it that success in a match involving myself is something that you cannot accomplish. It's something just not possible because I want it more, so much more that I step up and do my homework, learn what needs to be learned and I make you as my opponent feel and understand that when your counting the lights in the ceiling as your shoulders are pinned into the canvas. In this case though..you'll realize it when the pain is unbearable and your hand slaps the mat into submission. Hopefully with all kinds of luck it will be me who gets to give you that experience.
Kash waves all kid like at the camera and lets his head settle against the driver side window as the scene begins to fade and the APW Asylum and Organized Violence Logos appear across a black screen.
