Post by brandenharvey on May 20, 2011 2:27:16 GMT -4
[The scene opens in the home of "Supersonic" Branden Harvey. Harvey is sitting on his couch alone.]
Harvey: This Sunday, at Mayhem, I have a match against Jesse "The Prodigy" Nunez. This is going to be the match of my life. I know it. He knows it. Jeff knows it. I have never faced a competitor the level of Jesse Nunez one on one before. He is truly one of the best.
But I don't like all the talk about how I'm going to lose. People are talking about it like it's a guarentee. Wrestling fans should know something by now. Nothing is a guarentee. Especially not Branden Harvey vs. Jesse Nunez.
Jesse, for months we saw a video. It looked like it came straight from Pokemon. And, when it was all said and done, when it was time for the man behind the Pokemon videos to finally reveal himself... We got a rapper. What a disappointment. How does a Pokemon video bring in a rapper? It makes no sense whatsoever.
Jesse, you come to APW and talk about how you hate that the fans love me. You talk about how you should still be on top. Would you like to know that problem with that, Jesse? YOU LEFT!! You left and the fans had to find a new favorite. They chose me. Why? Maybe because I'm exciting. Maybe because I'm spectacular in the ring. Or, just maybe it's because they finally found relief from the boredom that was Jesse Nunez.
Let's compare, Jesse. You use a Death Valley Driver as your finisher. I use a Pheonix 630 Splash. You claim that people can't see you. I break the sound barrier. Who should the fans be cheering for, Jesse? Who sounds more exciting? I give the fans what they want, Jesse. If the fans want a Sonic Boom, I give them a Sonic Boom. If the fans want me to cut a promo with Will Smith, I cut a promo with Will Smith. In the end, I think that's what this is all about. You're jealous because I give the fans what they want when you never could.
What have you done since your return, Jesse? You've beaten Diamente Valentine? Who hasn't. I've beaten Diamente Valentine. Even Matt Ward has beaten Diamente Valentine. It was the only win Ward ever got in APW. You lost to the man-child, Biff Riboflavin. You lost to Khaos. You even had me ejected from the arena before your match with Jacob Whitehead, hoping it'd help you win. And what happened? ... You still lost. You can't come out and say you've accomplished something in APW when you've accomplished nothing since your return. You weren't even on the final Overdrive before Mayhem. That should tell you how much faith President Jeff has in you these days.
I heard an online rumor that you were going to go back into retirement after this match. I hope it's true because you are washed up. You don't deserve to win this match. You came back as a mediocre wrestler, hoping to win your fans back. That's not going to happen until you show them that you're the same Jesse Nunez that left. But you're not. You're a shell of your former self and nothing you do can change that.
So, Jesse, be aware, be prepared, and, most of all, be afraid. Because, in this match, I'm going to break the sound barrier. And what happens when you break the sound barrier? You get a Sonic Boom.
[The scene fades.]
Harvey: This Sunday, at Mayhem, I have a match against Jesse "The Prodigy" Nunez. This is going to be the match of my life. I know it. He knows it. Jeff knows it. I have never faced a competitor the level of Jesse Nunez one on one before. He is truly one of the best.
But I don't like all the talk about how I'm going to lose. People are talking about it like it's a guarentee. Wrestling fans should know something by now. Nothing is a guarentee. Especially not Branden Harvey vs. Jesse Nunez.
Jesse, for months we saw a video. It looked like it came straight from Pokemon. And, when it was all said and done, when it was time for the man behind the Pokemon videos to finally reveal himself... We got a rapper. What a disappointment. How does a Pokemon video bring in a rapper? It makes no sense whatsoever.
Jesse, you come to APW and talk about how you hate that the fans love me. You talk about how you should still be on top. Would you like to know that problem with that, Jesse? YOU LEFT!! You left and the fans had to find a new favorite. They chose me. Why? Maybe because I'm exciting. Maybe because I'm spectacular in the ring. Or, just maybe it's because they finally found relief from the boredom that was Jesse Nunez.
Let's compare, Jesse. You use a Death Valley Driver as your finisher. I use a Pheonix 630 Splash. You claim that people can't see you. I break the sound barrier. Who should the fans be cheering for, Jesse? Who sounds more exciting? I give the fans what they want, Jesse. If the fans want a Sonic Boom, I give them a Sonic Boom. If the fans want me to cut a promo with Will Smith, I cut a promo with Will Smith. In the end, I think that's what this is all about. You're jealous because I give the fans what they want when you never could.
What have you done since your return, Jesse? You've beaten Diamente Valentine? Who hasn't. I've beaten Diamente Valentine. Even Matt Ward has beaten Diamente Valentine. It was the only win Ward ever got in APW. You lost to the man-child, Biff Riboflavin. You lost to Khaos. You even had me ejected from the arena before your match with Jacob Whitehead, hoping it'd help you win. And what happened? ... You still lost. You can't come out and say you've accomplished something in APW when you've accomplished nothing since your return. You weren't even on the final Overdrive before Mayhem. That should tell you how much faith President Jeff has in you these days.
I heard an online rumor that you were going to go back into retirement after this match. I hope it's true because you are washed up. You don't deserve to win this match. You came back as a mediocre wrestler, hoping to win your fans back. That's not going to happen until you show them that you're the same Jesse Nunez that left. But you're not. You're a shell of your former self and nothing you do can change that.
So, Jesse, be aware, be prepared, and, most of all, be afraid. Because, in this match, I'm going to break the sound barrier. And what happens when you break the sound barrier? You get a Sonic Boom.
[The scene fades.]
