Post by khaos on May 21, 2011 20:19:36 GMT -4
The scene opens inside of a cramped room turned internet radio studio. The walls are covered in egg crate foam for sound proofing and three men sit huddled around a lap top with microphones in front of them. The familiar face in the group is APW Megastar Khaos, while the other two are a rotund man that is the living embodiment of Comic Book Guy and a rail thin kid with the complexion of a pepperoni pizza with extra grease.
Comic Book Guy: Ladies and gentlemen thank you for listening to Australia’s number one professional wrestling internet radio show the Main Event with Slam Master Jay and Kevin. I am Slam Master Jay and my sidekick as always is Kevin. WE have a ton to talk about this week with the biggest wrestling even in Australia history coming up tomorrow. That of course being Action Packed Wrestling’s pay per view Mayhem and to help us celebrate we have the number one contender for the Overdrive Championship Khaos is studio with us. How are you doing tonight Khaos?
Khaos: I’m doing great Jay.
Slam Master Jay: Good to hear. Kevin and I both want to think you from the bottoms of our hearts for coming on the show, especially with it being on the eve of the biggest match of your young career.
Khaos: I’m happy to do it. I mean it gets me out of the hotel for a little bit.
Slam Master Jay: Since you brought up getting out of the hotel, let’s start our conversation by discussing the life of a professional wrestler a little bit. Most people think that you life is pretty glamorous getting to be on television and travel around the world; you care to set them straight.
Khaos: Well different levels of wrestling have different levels of glamour. The life of an indy wrestler is any thing but glamorous because you work Friday night to make enough money to buy dinner and gas to get to wherever you have to work Saturday night. Then on Saturday night you will hopefully make enough money to get home. I understand that’s also what it’s like for most Australian wrestlers, which is why so many of them want to come to the US to work.
Now when you get to work for a big time company like APW life gets a little more glamorous, but it gets a hell of a lot tougher. I am making probably five hundred times as much as I was wrestling in the indies, but I’m also working a hell of a lot more. I used to work two maybe three shows a week and never travel more than a couple hundred miles. Now I work anywhere from four to seven shows a week and sometimes I have to fly half way around the globe.
I’m sure jetting around the world sounds great to most people and I’m sure it would be if we were your typical tourists, but these trips are working trips. This Australia trip has been a little bit different because we’ve had more off time than usual. I know a lot of the guys got to really tour around your beautiful country, but unfortunately I wasn’t able to do that very much.
Slam Master Jay: What is that?
Khaos: Well the first couple of weeks of the tour I spent all of my down time flying back and forth between here and the states. I did double duty my first week appearing on Asylum and doing that little Pearl Harbor number on Biggs and then the second week I was a part of the Nasty 8 Tournament. The rest of the tour I was cooped up in a Sydney hospital with my mentor Gary Kowalski.
Slam Master Jay: I read last week of “Glittering” Gary’s passing and Kevin and I both want to let you know how sorry we are to hear about your loss. I had a chance to meet Gary once when I was a small child as he used to wrestle against my grand dad. I remember him being a very warm hearted and funny man.
Khaos: I appreciate your condolences.
Slam Master Jay: I really hate to switch topics on you so quickly Khaos, but Kevin looks like he can hardly contain himself anymore. So let’s start talking about Mayhem. You are booked in a match against Biggs for the Overdrive Championship and the rivalry between the two of you is turning into one of the hottest in APW.
Khaos: Yeah I hate Biggs because he thinks he’s better than everyone else and he doesn’t like me because I snapped his skinny little girl arm like a twig.
Slam Master Jay: He is the Overdrive Champion, which makes him better than a lot of people.
Khaos: That’s very true, but I especially don’t like the way he thinks he’s better than me. He thinks I’m some lumbering idiotic giant like Frankenstein’s monster because I’m six foot fix and weight two hundred and seventy five pounds. Yes I am an ex-con that spent six years locked in prison, but I’m not some meathead thug. I am not a gang banger or drug slinger that spends his whole life in and out of jail. I am a guy with a little bit of a dark side that lost control of it while protecting a friend. The one thing I’m not that Biggs needs to get his head wrapped around if he hopes to keep it is an idiot.
Slam Master Jay: So it pisses you off that Biggs thinks you’re an idiot?
Khaos: On the contrary. It makes me as happy as can be that Biggs thinks I’m an idiot, because it means he underestimates me. I love it when my opponents underestimate me because the opponent that you don’t respect is the one that will beat you every time.
Slam Master Jay: So you respect Biggs?
Khaos: I fucking hate the guy with every fiber of my being, but of course I respect him. I mean you don’t climb so close to the top of the business if don’t have some skills. He is a very crafty veteran and probably the most unpredictable guy I’ve ever been in the ring with in my short career.
Slam Master Jay: What exactly do you mean by unpredictable?
Khaos: Well you know the spaceman persona Biggs has?
Slam Master Jay: Yeah, of course.
Khaos: Well it’s not an act. The cat is off of his goddamn rocker and it shows in the ring. When you watch film of most wrestlers they are always working towards hitting their one finishing move to put you away. I am just as guilty as anyone, because I’m always looking for an opening to hit Greetings from Hell, Michigan. Well Biggs is different because he has three very good finishing moves that he can use equally well, which is a bitch to prepare for when training. The other thing that makes him very dangerous is he is hands down the quickest man in professional wrestling today and speed is the toughest thing to simulate in the gym.
Slam Master Jay: So you have been training for this match?
Khaos: Yeah I have and it’s been a really different experience. This is the first time in my career I’ve had more than a couple of days notice of who I was going to be facing. It really changed my training regiment a lot. Normally when I hit the gym I won’t do a ton of in ring work. I lift and then I’ll get in the ring and run the ropes a little bit and maybe take a couple jujitsu classes a week if I can find them. Preparing for Mayhem I was in the ring everyday working with a lot of the great wrestlers you have down here in Australia.
Slam Master Jay: So you think this change in routine will help you against Biggs?
Khaos: I guess we’ll find out on Sunday, but I’ve never felt better going into a match. I have really focused on developing my submission and counter game, because Biggs is a much underrated mat wrestler. Honestly the match could come down to technique because his speed advantage will negate my size advantage.
Slam Master Jay: So you really think that you’re even more proficient on the ground than you were a month ago when you broke Biggs arm.
Khaos: I sure as hell hope so. This last month I have either been on an airplane, in the hospital with Gary, asleep or in the gym. I would hate to think I worked that hard and didn’t get any better. Besides as much as I’ve been working on my submission game I have really been working hard on my counters. Like I said Biggs is one hell of a mat wrestler and I want to be ready for anything he can throw at me.
Slam Master Jay: Well since we’re talking about submissions let’s go ahead and talk a little bit about you breaking Biggs’ arm.
Khaos: Honestly there isn’t a whole lot to talk about. We were both in a big four way match on Overdrive and I was able to get a fujiwara arm bar on him. It was late enough in the match that he was a little groggy and I was able to sink it in deep and it snapped his arm. I will give him credit for being one tough son of a bitch because he didn’t tap out until later in the match when L1 locked in his own arm bar.
Slam Master Jay: So if the original injury was an accident why have you kept on attacking the injured arm?
Khaos: The initial injury was an accident, but I have to admit that I saw an opening to exploit. It’s one of the oldest strategies in the business to attack your opponent’s weak body part; I guess I’ve just taken it a little bit further these last few weeks. I honestly have to say that it was easy attacking Biggs. It was the easiest thing I’ve done since killing that little pimp seven years ago.
Slam Master Jay: No I don’t want to harp on your past or attack you like some members of the media have tried doing in the past, but you’ve said in past interviews that you went to prison because you lost control. Do you feel like you’re losing control when you attack Biggs?
Khaos: I will be honest with you Jay and tell you that the way I feel about Biggs is exactly the way I felt about Philadelphia Phreddy. I think they are both the scum of the fucking earth, but so far I’ve been able to stay away from that dark place with Biggs. My attacks have been either calculated or retaliatory, but that’s not to say that I haven’t enjoyed hurting him.
Slam Master Jay: So you enjoy hurting people?
Khaos: Yeah sometimes I do enjoy hurting people. It’s a fucking rush to hear someone scream and know that you’re the one causing their pain. It feels great to look down into their eyes and see nothing but fear. It is the greatest feeling in the world to know that the person you are inside of the ring with realizes that you are capable of ending their life at any moment. It makes you know on a very primitive level exactly why god made predators.
Slam Master Jay: So you think there are times during matches that you are capable of taking another man’s life?
Khaos: I guess capable is the wrong word to use.
Slam Master Jay: So what is the right word to use?
Khaos: I think able would be a better word. There are times in almost every single match I have ever wrestled in that I know I am able to take another man’s life if I really wanted. That is one hell of a feeling man. I have to say that it’s better than sex.
Slam Master Jay: You sound like a junkie?
Khaos: I guess in a lot of ways I am, except I’m not hooked on a drug. The high that I get is completely natural. Then again I guess it’s just in my DNA to be addicted to something. I mean addiction is what killed two of my grandparent and my mom was literally a crack whore.
Slam Master Jay: Do you really think that the way you feel is healthy?
Khaos: Jay would you get on an airplane and fly to India and run around in the jungle until you find some tiger just to ask him if the way that he feels when making the kill is healthy?
Slam Master Jay: That is a ridiculous question?
Khaos: You really think so? I don’t think it’s ridiculous at all, because any predator is going to tell you that he is just doing what he was put on this earth to do. A killer is going to kill and I’m no different.
Slam Master Jay: I find it really hard to believe that they would let you out of prison talking this way.
Khaos: Jay I am a big pussy cat compared to most of the mother fuckers inside that place. Besides the meds I take keep me mostly in check.
Slam Master Jay: So you are on medication?
Khaos: Hell yes I’m on enough meds to put a horse in a coma. Most guys in prison are on a ton of meds, at least the ones on death row. Trust me if they weren’t they would be given out prison body counts on the six o’clock news. I just keep taking my meds because I don’t feel like going back to prison.
Slam Master Jay: Well Kevin is giving me the don’t beat a dead horse look so we better move on to another topic.
Khaos: Does that guy ever talk?
Slam Master Jay: Who Kevin? Normally he is a veritable chatty Kathy, but he is still pissed off at Sally Talfourd not getting a rematch after Rasslemania and refuses to talk about anything APW related.
Khaos: I see. Well in that case screw him. Let’s talk about anything you want.
Slam Master Jay: Well I guess my next question has to be, why do you have such a problem with Biggs wrestling with a cast on his arm?
Khaos: I don’t have a problem with Biggs wrestling with a cast on his arm. I broke his arm and he needs the cast for protection.
I mean the man has a broken arm for god’s sake. What I have a problem with is the hypocrisy of APW management, especially President Jeff, in regards to this match. Jeff booked this match under standard APW rules, yet is allowing Biggs to compete with a weapon on his arm. It is no different than him booking the main event under standard rules, but telling Ryan Ruckus that he is free to use a chair any time he wants.
Slam Master Jay: Doesn’t the fact that Biggs can use the cast equal any disadvantage he may have from having to wrestle in the cast?
Khaos: I honestly can’t say because I’ve never had to wrestle with a broken arm, but I know Biggs has said time and again that I broke his arm too early. He keeps saying that he has had enough time to train with the cast on that he will be able to use it as an advantage.
Slam Master Jay: Do you really think that’s true?
Khaos: Hell I don’t know if he’s trying to blow sunshine up my skirt or not, but I do know that is willing to use that cast as a weapon. My balls were swollen for close to a week when he decided to low blow me a couple weeks ago.
Slam Master Jay: Well Khaos we are starting to run out of time, but before we sign off I would love to get some inside perspective and predictions for Mayhem.
Khaos: Cool.
Slam Master Jay: The first official match on the card is a gauntlet match for the APW Tap Out Title. Who do you have in this match?
Khaos: I’m going to be honest and admit that I do not watch Asylum as match as I should. So I don’t have a supper firm grip on this one, but I honestly have to say that whoever enters the match last has the best chance of winning this one. I really don’t think I can make a better prediction than that.
Slam Master Jay: Match two really has the possibilities to be the match of the night, no offense. J.R. Kingston vs. Young Mannie in a loser leaves town I Quit match.
Khaos: Shit man. This match is going to be tougher to predict than any match can be, because its going to be like two brothers wrestling in the backyard. J.R. and Mannie have traveled the world together and wrestled as a team for so long and they know each other so well that it’s probably going to come down to one of them making a mistake. Something in my heart tells me to go with J.R. because of his MMA background.
Slam Master Jay: Next up we have Johnny Rebel vs. Blade.
Khaos: I don’t really know much about either guy so I’m going to go with the wrestler with the better name. Since I’m a bit of a punk rock guy and he has such a punk rock name I have to go with Johnny Rebel.
Slam Master Jay: So who do you have in the Xtreme Championship match?
Khaos: I think this is a pretty even match considering the challenger is a former Xtreme Champion, but I think you honestly have to wonder if the Red Shield Mafia drama is going to be a distraction to Diamante. So I have to go with Chris Cyrus is a very close match.
Slam Master Jay: Next up is a triple threat match between Biff Riboflavin, Terry Marvin and Matt Weatherlight.
Khaos: I really like Biff Riboflavin in this match. The guy is a total tool but he always finds a way to pull out the win.
Slam Master Jay: Well I’m going to skip the next match since I already know your thoughts on it. So the match after yours is CJ Gates vs. Sally Talfourd.
Khaos: I hate to say it because I respect CJ Gates and I really hate that bitch Sally Talfourd, but I think the queen bitch is going to get the win. I know that she kind of went off the deep end after Rasslemania, but she really is the cream of the crop here in APW.
Slam Master Jay: Nathaniel Havok vs. JacobWhitehead.
Khaos: Well I’m going to go by name again on this one. Nathaniel Havok is kind of punk rock and Whitehead reminds me of a zit, so I’m going with Nathaniel.
Slam Master Jay: The next match is the Asylum Main Event and is a bit of a strange stipulation. Three men enter and two men leave as champions, in this two falls match featuring James Chambers, Rico Casteel and Isamu Suzuki. Who do you think will come out with the belts in this one?
Khaos: I think both of the champions will retain. James Chambers is one of the few Asylum guys that I think could give L1 a run for the Undisputed Championship and Rico Casteel is a guy I’m pretty familiar with as he eliminated me back at Rasslemania and he is a good champ.
Slam Master Jay: Branden Harvey or Jesse Nunez?
Khaos: Are you kidding me? Nunez, next question.
Slam Master Jay: Who do you have in the Main Event?
Khaos: This is going to be an awesome match but I think despite all of Ryan Ruckus’ mind games and tom foolery he’s going to lose. I don’t care if the Contourage gets involved in this thing or not L1 is the better wrestler hands down. I have been inside of the ring with the man and he is impressive.
Slam Master Jay: Well I guess my last question for you Khaos has to be, what next?
Khaos: Well I’m going to kick Biggs’ ass, break his other arm, shut his fucking mouth, take his Overdrive Championship and then I’m going to Disney World.
Slam Master Jay: Good luck at Mayhem and thanks for coming on the program. I am Slam Master Jay signing off.
The Scene fades to black.
Comic Book Guy: Ladies and gentlemen thank you for listening to Australia’s number one professional wrestling internet radio show the Main Event with Slam Master Jay and Kevin. I am Slam Master Jay and my sidekick as always is Kevin. WE have a ton to talk about this week with the biggest wrestling even in Australia history coming up tomorrow. That of course being Action Packed Wrestling’s pay per view Mayhem and to help us celebrate we have the number one contender for the Overdrive Championship Khaos is studio with us. How are you doing tonight Khaos?
Khaos: I’m doing great Jay.
Slam Master Jay: Good to hear. Kevin and I both want to think you from the bottoms of our hearts for coming on the show, especially with it being on the eve of the biggest match of your young career.
Khaos: I’m happy to do it. I mean it gets me out of the hotel for a little bit.
Slam Master Jay: Since you brought up getting out of the hotel, let’s start our conversation by discussing the life of a professional wrestler a little bit. Most people think that you life is pretty glamorous getting to be on television and travel around the world; you care to set them straight.
Khaos: Well different levels of wrestling have different levels of glamour. The life of an indy wrestler is any thing but glamorous because you work Friday night to make enough money to buy dinner and gas to get to wherever you have to work Saturday night. Then on Saturday night you will hopefully make enough money to get home. I understand that’s also what it’s like for most Australian wrestlers, which is why so many of them want to come to the US to work.
Now when you get to work for a big time company like APW life gets a little more glamorous, but it gets a hell of a lot tougher. I am making probably five hundred times as much as I was wrestling in the indies, but I’m also working a hell of a lot more. I used to work two maybe three shows a week and never travel more than a couple hundred miles. Now I work anywhere from four to seven shows a week and sometimes I have to fly half way around the globe.
I’m sure jetting around the world sounds great to most people and I’m sure it would be if we were your typical tourists, but these trips are working trips. This Australia trip has been a little bit different because we’ve had more off time than usual. I know a lot of the guys got to really tour around your beautiful country, but unfortunately I wasn’t able to do that very much.
Slam Master Jay: What is that?
Khaos: Well the first couple of weeks of the tour I spent all of my down time flying back and forth between here and the states. I did double duty my first week appearing on Asylum and doing that little Pearl Harbor number on Biggs and then the second week I was a part of the Nasty 8 Tournament. The rest of the tour I was cooped up in a Sydney hospital with my mentor Gary Kowalski.
Slam Master Jay: I read last week of “Glittering” Gary’s passing and Kevin and I both want to let you know how sorry we are to hear about your loss. I had a chance to meet Gary once when I was a small child as he used to wrestle against my grand dad. I remember him being a very warm hearted and funny man.
Khaos: I appreciate your condolences.
Slam Master Jay: I really hate to switch topics on you so quickly Khaos, but Kevin looks like he can hardly contain himself anymore. So let’s start talking about Mayhem. You are booked in a match against Biggs for the Overdrive Championship and the rivalry between the two of you is turning into one of the hottest in APW.
Khaos: Yeah I hate Biggs because he thinks he’s better than everyone else and he doesn’t like me because I snapped his skinny little girl arm like a twig.
Slam Master Jay: He is the Overdrive Champion, which makes him better than a lot of people.
Khaos: That’s very true, but I especially don’t like the way he thinks he’s better than me. He thinks I’m some lumbering idiotic giant like Frankenstein’s monster because I’m six foot fix and weight two hundred and seventy five pounds. Yes I am an ex-con that spent six years locked in prison, but I’m not some meathead thug. I am not a gang banger or drug slinger that spends his whole life in and out of jail. I am a guy with a little bit of a dark side that lost control of it while protecting a friend. The one thing I’m not that Biggs needs to get his head wrapped around if he hopes to keep it is an idiot.
Slam Master Jay: So it pisses you off that Biggs thinks you’re an idiot?
Khaos: On the contrary. It makes me as happy as can be that Biggs thinks I’m an idiot, because it means he underestimates me. I love it when my opponents underestimate me because the opponent that you don’t respect is the one that will beat you every time.
Slam Master Jay: So you respect Biggs?
Khaos: I fucking hate the guy with every fiber of my being, but of course I respect him. I mean you don’t climb so close to the top of the business if don’t have some skills. He is a very crafty veteran and probably the most unpredictable guy I’ve ever been in the ring with in my short career.
Slam Master Jay: What exactly do you mean by unpredictable?
Khaos: Well you know the spaceman persona Biggs has?
Slam Master Jay: Yeah, of course.
Khaos: Well it’s not an act. The cat is off of his goddamn rocker and it shows in the ring. When you watch film of most wrestlers they are always working towards hitting their one finishing move to put you away. I am just as guilty as anyone, because I’m always looking for an opening to hit Greetings from Hell, Michigan. Well Biggs is different because he has three very good finishing moves that he can use equally well, which is a bitch to prepare for when training. The other thing that makes him very dangerous is he is hands down the quickest man in professional wrestling today and speed is the toughest thing to simulate in the gym.
Slam Master Jay: So you have been training for this match?
Khaos: Yeah I have and it’s been a really different experience. This is the first time in my career I’ve had more than a couple of days notice of who I was going to be facing. It really changed my training regiment a lot. Normally when I hit the gym I won’t do a ton of in ring work. I lift and then I’ll get in the ring and run the ropes a little bit and maybe take a couple jujitsu classes a week if I can find them. Preparing for Mayhem I was in the ring everyday working with a lot of the great wrestlers you have down here in Australia.
Slam Master Jay: So you think this change in routine will help you against Biggs?
Khaos: I guess we’ll find out on Sunday, but I’ve never felt better going into a match. I have really focused on developing my submission and counter game, because Biggs is a much underrated mat wrestler. Honestly the match could come down to technique because his speed advantage will negate my size advantage.
Slam Master Jay: So you really think that you’re even more proficient on the ground than you were a month ago when you broke Biggs arm.
Khaos: I sure as hell hope so. This last month I have either been on an airplane, in the hospital with Gary, asleep or in the gym. I would hate to think I worked that hard and didn’t get any better. Besides as much as I’ve been working on my submission game I have really been working hard on my counters. Like I said Biggs is one hell of a mat wrestler and I want to be ready for anything he can throw at me.
Slam Master Jay: Well since we’re talking about submissions let’s go ahead and talk a little bit about you breaking Biggs’ arm.
Khaos: Honestly there isn’t a whole lot to talk about. We were both in a big four way match on Overdrive and I was able to get a fujiwara arm bar on him. It was late enough in the match that he was a little groggy and I was able to sink it in deep and it snapped his arm. I will give him credit for being one tough son of a bitch because he didn’t tap out until later in the match when L1 locked in his own arm bar.
Slam Master Jay: So if the original injury was an accident why have you kept on attacking the injured arm?
Khaos: The initial injury was an accident, but I have to admit that I saw an opening to exploit. It’s one of the oldest strategies in the business to attack your opponent’s weak body part; I guess I’ve just taken it a little bit further these last few weeks. I honestly have to say that it was easy attacking Biggs. It was the easiest thing I’ve done since killing that little pimp seven years ago.
Slam Master Jay: No I don’t want to harp on your past or attack you like some members of the media have tried doing in the past, but you’ve said in past interviews that you went to prison because you lost control. Do you feel like you’re losing control when you attack Biggs?
Khaos: I will be honest with you Jay and tell you that the way I feel about Biggs is exactly the way I felt about Philadelphia Phreddy. I think they are both the scum of the fucking earth, but so far I’ve been able to stay away from that dark place with Biggs. My attacks have been either calculated or retaliatory, but that’s not to say that I haven’t enjoyed hurting him.
Slam Master Jay: So you enjoy hurting people?
Khaos: Yeah sometimes I do enjoy hurting people. It’s a fucking rush to hear someone scream and know that you’re the one causing their pain. It feels great to look down into their eyes and see nothing but fear. It is the greatest feeling in the world to know that the person you are inside of the ring with realizes that you are capable of ending their life at any moment. It makes you know on a very primitive level exactly why god made predators.
Slam Master Jay: So you think there are times during matches that you are capable of taking another man’s life?
Khaos: I guess capable is the wrong word to use.
Slam Master Jay: So what is the right word to use?
Khaos: I think able would be a better word. There are times in almost every single match I have ever wrestled in that I know I am able to take another man’s life if I really wanted. That is one hell of a feeling man. I have to say that it’s better than sex.
Slam Master Jay: You sound like a junkie?
Khaos: I guess in a lot of ways I am, except I’m not hooked on a drug. The high that I get is completely natural. Then again I guess it’s just in my DNA to be addicted to something. I mean addiction is what killed two of my grandparent and my mom was literally a crack whore.
Slam Master Jay: Do you really think that the way you feel is healthy?
Khaos: Jay would you get on an airplane and fly to India and run around in the jungle until you find some tiger just to ask him if the way that he feels when making the kill is healthy?
Slam Master Jay: That is a ridiculous question?
Khaos: You really think so? I don’t think it’s ridiculous at all, because any predator is going to tell you that he is just doing what he was put on this earth to do. A killer is going to kill and I’m no different.
Slam Master Jay: I find it really hard to believe that they would let you out of prison talking this way.
Khaos: Jay I am a big pussy cat compared to most of the mother fuckers inside that place. Besides the meds I take keep me mostly in check.
Slam Master Jay: So you are on medication?
Khaos: Hell yes I’m on enough meds to put a horse in a coma. Most guys in prison are on a ton of meds, at least the ones on death row. Trust me if they weren’t they would be given out prison body counts on the six o’clock news. I just keep taking my meds because I don’t feel like going back to prison.
Slam Master Jay: Well Kevin is giving me the don’t beat a dead horse look so we better move on to another topic.
Khaos: Does that guy ever talk?
Slam Master Jay: Who Kevin? Normally he is a veritable chatty Kathy, but he is still pissed off at Sally Talfourd not getting a rematch after Rasslemania and refuses to talk about anything APW related.
Khaos: I see. Well in that case screw him. Let’s talk about anything you want.
Slam Master Jay: Well I guess my next question has to be, why do you have such a problem with Biggs wrestling with a cast on his arm?
Khaos: I don’t have a problem with Biggs wrestling with a cast on his arm. I broke his arm and he needs the cast for protection.
I mean the man has a broken arm for god’s sake. What I have a problem with is the hypocrisy of APW management, especially President Jeff, in regards to this match. Jeff booked this match under standard APW rules, yet is allowing Biggs to compete with a weapon on his arm. It is no different than him booking the main event under standard rules, but telling Ryan Ruckus that he is free to use a chair any time he wants.
Slam Master Jay: Doesn’t the fact that Biggs can use the cast equal any disadvantage he may have from having to wrestle in the cast?
Khaos: I honestly can’t say because I’ve never had to wrestle with a broken arm, but I know Biggs has said time and again that I broke his arm too early. He keeps saying that he has had enough time to train with the cast on that he will be able to use it as an advantage.
Slam Master Jay: Do you really think that’s true?
Khaos: Hell I don’t know if he’s trying to blow sunshine up my skirt or not, but I do know that is willing to use that cast as a weapon. My balls were swollen for close to a week when he decided to low blow me a couple weeks ago.
Slam Master Jay: Well Khaos we are starting to run out of time, but before we sign off I would love to get some inside perspective and predictions for Mayhem.
Khaos: Cool.
Slam Master Jay: The first official match on the card is a gauntlet match for the APW Tap Out Title. Who do you have in this match?
Khaos: I’m going to be honest and admit that I do not watch Asylum as match as I should. So I don’t have a supper firm grip on this one, but I honestly have to say that whoever enters the match last has the best chance of winning this one. I really don’t think I can make a better prediction than that.
Slam Master Jay: Match two really has the possibilities to be the match of the night, no offense. J.R. Kingston vs. Young Mannie in a loser leaves town I Quit match.
Khaos: Shit man. This match is going to be tougher to predict than any match can be, because its going to be like two brothers wrestling in the backyard. J.R. and Mannie have traveled the world together and wrestled as a team for so long and they know each other so well that it’s probably going to come down to one of them making a mistake. Something in my heart tells me to go with J.R. because of his MMA background.
Slam Master Jay: Next up we have Johnny Rebel vs. Blade.
Khaos: I don’t really know much about either guy so I’m going to go with the wrestler with the better name. Since I’m a bit of a punk rock guy and he has such a punk rock name I have to go with Johnny Rebel.
Slam Master Jay: So who do you have in the Xtreme Championship match?
Khaos: I think this is a pretty even match considering the challenger is a former Xtreme Champion, but I think you honestly have to wonder if the Red Shield Mafia drama is going to be a distraction to Diamante. So I have to go with Chris Cyrus is a very close match.
Slam Master Jay: Next up is a triple threat match between Biff Riboflavin, Terry Marvin and Matt Weatherlight.
Khaos: I really like Biff Riboflavin in this match. The guy is a total tool but he always finds a way to pull out the win.
Slam Master Jay: Well I’m going to skip the next match since I already know your thoughts on it. So the match after yours is CJ Gates vs. Sally Talfourd.
Khaos: I hate to say it because I respect CJ Gates and I really hate that bitch Sally Talfourd, but I think the queen bitch is going to get the win. I know that she kind of went off the deep end after Rasslemania, but she really is the cream of the crop here in APW.
Slam Master Jay: Nathaniel Havok vs. JacobWhitehead.
Khaos: Well I’m going to go by name again on this one. Nathaniel Havok is kind of punk rock and Whitehead reminds me of a zit, so I’m going with Nathaniel.
Slam Master Jay: The next match is the Asylum Main Event and is a bit of a strange stipulation. Three men enter and two men leave as champions, in this two falls match featuring James Chambers, Rico Casteel and Isamu Suzuki. Who do you think will come out with the belts in this one?
Khaos: I think both of the champions will retain. James Chambers is one of the few Asylum guys that I think could give L1 a run for the Undisputed Championship and Rico Casteel is a guy I’m pretty familiar with as he eliminated me back at Rasslemania and he is a good champ.
Slam Master Jay: Branden Harvey or Jesse Nunez?
Khaos: Are you kidding me? Nunez, next question.
Slam Master Jay: Who do you have in the Main Event?
Khaos: This is going to be an awesome match but I think despite all of Ryan Ruckus’ mind games and tom foolery he’s going to lose. I don’t care if the Contourage gets involved in this thing or not L1 is the better wrestler hands down. I have been inside of the ring with the man and he is impressive.
Slam Master Jay: Well I guess my last question for you Khaos has to be, what next?
Khaos: Well I’m going to kick Biggs’ ass, break his other arm, shut his fucking mouth, take his Overdrive Championship and then I’m going to Disney World.
Slam Master Jay: Good luck at Mayhem and thanks for coming on the program. I am Slam Master Jay signing off.
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