Post by JD Storm on May 29, 2011 23:57:08 GMT -4
Scene opens in a large, luxury private gaming room. Gambler is playing a round of billiards. Bobby Bodacious is sitting in an expensive leather chair, casually drinking a glass of expensive cognac. Gambler seems to be relaxing and having a blast while Bodacious seems to be in some deep thought. Gambler doesn’t seem to be noticing Bodacious much until taking a break from his game. When Gambler heads over to a wet bar in the room, he stops to notice Bodacious’ expression.
Gambler
(arriving at wet bar, pouring himself a glass of whiskey)
So, what’s crawling up your ass? You haven’t been acting yourself since Mayhem.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
Just a lot of thinking. Thinking about my dark match from Mayhem, how I could’ve handled the ending to that match a little better.
Gambler
Understandable. You had the match in the palm of your hand. All you needed to do was cover Alex Gray. Instead, Shane Borderland threw you out of the ring unceremoniously, taking the victory after all your hard work. Lousy piece of trash gets the credit for all your hard work.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
That’s exactly what’s pissing me off. The match was mine. Borderland pulled the rug right out from under my feet. No way the two-bit punk would be able to pull that off on me again. Wouldn’t be able to take me in a solo match. He couldn’t even beat me in a triple threat. All he could do was cheap shot me from behind and steal my thunder, pinning a no-name punk that I had set up. Given the chance, I will destroy Borderland next time I face him.
Gambler
Much like I keep destroying Cyrus.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
Exactly. Even after a rough match, you still had the energy to lay him out. That was a blow that would’ve made Muhammad Ali quiver with fear. Week in, week out, you make Cyrus look like a rookie out of a third rate training school. For a man that’s supposed to be one of APW’s biggest names, he sure as hell isn’t showing it.
Gambler
Exactly. We’re two of APW’s hottest names, right now. We’ve been showing all of APW’s lately just what we’re capable of doing. We’ve been outclassing punk after punk. I only lost the gauntlet tap out match since I had started the match off. Went through the first two opponents like a hot knife through butter. By the time Derek Wellings got into the match, I had already been fatigued. Not many people could’ve survived such a match. Being the last person in the match is always most preferable. I didn’t get that option.
If it wasn’t for that, I’d be wearing the Tap Out Championship. Nobody can deny that I was the most dominate person in that title match. I had eliminated two other competitors before being eliminated myself. You weren’t even in the deciding factor in your match. You did all the work and weren’t even in the decision.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
Now, we’re facing two more no-name chumps and Chris Cyrus. This match is going to be dramatically different.
Gambler
This is virtually a three-on-one mugging. Cyrus is the only guy in the match that really has any talent. The No-Talent Jerks, on the other hand, well…..who really cares?
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
Not me. These guys mean nothing. They’re big in other promotions, allegedly. That’s about all they can claim. I’m not entirely certain if they’ve even had a match in APW yet. Been too busy to notice.
Gambler
Now that I think of it, I don’t think our partner has had a match here, either.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
Won’t matter to me. He can sit in the corner the whole match, as far as I’m concerned. Adam Young and Austin Adams won’t be much work for us. We’ll take care of them just as easily as you polish off a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Gambler
Which isn’t as quickly as you’ve been accused of hiring illegals.
Both men laugh at the off-color jokes. Gambler, stopping to notice that their drink glasses are empty, pours some fresh drinks. Once both men get their drinks, Gambler sits in a spare leather chair and thinks about a few things himself.
Gambler
Ya know, Sunday may just be an easy payday for us. Just beat up on Cyrus for awhile. When he gets sick of his beating, let one of his noobs take the beating for awhile.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
If we get sick of beating people up, let our noob have a little fun. He might just be the proverbial “Ace up our sleeves”……in a manner of speaking of course. Could do a lot with him, if we use him just right.
Gambler
Worst case scenario, we’ll just ditch Ace if things start going bad. Not like it’ll get that bad. The two of us hold all the talent. No one else in the match quite compares to what we can do. Not the Low Life Jerks. Cyrus will just be punked out again, like I’ve done to him week in and week out. You’d think that he’d get sick of it, after awhile.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
You’d think so. Some guys just aren’t smart enough to figure it out.
Gambler
Could be the act of insanity. You know the routine. Keep repeating the same mistakes, week in and week out, hoping to get a different result next time around.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
Never fully grasping that if your first plan isn’t working so well, maybe it would be smarter to try something differently. Considering that Cyrus likes to hang around Asylum, it’s safe to say that he’s not playing with a full deck.
Gambler
Cyrus is playing with a full deck. Only, his deck is full of nothing but Jokers.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
Should start calling Cyrus “The Joker”. Put some make-up on him, too. If you behave yourself, Gambler, I’ll let you dress up like Batman.
Gambler
Geez…..thanks. Even I can’t get drunk enough to do that. Cyrus and his Big Time Rush idiots will want to be drunk, though. Easier to deal with the pain, that way.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
That’s exactly what they’re going to get, too. Lots of pain. Plenty of embarrassment. A Big Time Speed Bump on our road to championship gold.
Gambler
Tag Team Gold, perhaps? That’s been vacated recently. We’re the Gambling Superstars, after all?
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
Gambling Superstars? Have you been watching some videos from the Orlando wrestling scene, again?
Gambler
Yeah. I was bored. Needed something to watch while sobering up, the other day.
Bodacious starts to razz Gambler a bit over the team name as the scene slowly fades to black.
Gambler
(arriving at wet bar, pouring himself a glass of whiskey)
So, what’s crawling up your ass? You haven’t been acting yourself since Mayhem.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
Just a lot of thinking. Thinking about my dark match from Mayhem, how I could’ve handled the ending to that match a little better.
Gambler
Understandable. You had the match in the palm of your hand. All you needed to do was cover Alex Gray. Instead, Shane Borderland threw you out of the ring unceremoniously, taking the victory after all your hard work. Lousy piece of trash gets the credit for all your hard work.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
That’s exactly what’s pissing me off. The match was mine. Borderland pulled the rug right out from under my feet. No way the two-bit punk would be able to pull that off on me again. Wouldn’t be able to take me in a solo match. He couldn’t even beat me in a triple threat. All he could do was cheap shot me from behind and steal my thunder, pinning a no-name punk that I had set up. Given the chance, I will destroy Borderland next time I face him.
Gambler
Much like I keep destroying Cyrus.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
Exactly. Even after a rough match, you still had the energy to lay him out. That was a blow that would’ve made Muhammad Ali quiver with fear. Week in, week out, you make Cyrus look like a rookie out of a third rate training school. For a man that’s supposed to be one of APW’s biggest names, he sure as hell isn’t showing it.
Gambler
Exactly. We’re two of APW’s hottest names, right now. We’ve been showing all of APW’s lately just what we’re capable of doing. We’ve been outclassing punk after punk. I only lost the gauntlet tap out match since I had started the match off. Went through the first two opponents like a hot knife through butter. By the time Derek Wellings got into the match, I had already been fatigued. Not many people could’ve survived such a match. Being the last person in the match is always most preferable. I didn’t get that option.
If it wasn’t for that, I’d be wearing the Tap Out Championship. Nobody can deny that I was the most dominate person in that title match. I had eliminated two other competitors before being eliminated myself. You weren’t even in the deciding factor in your match. You did all the work and weren’t even in the decision.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
Now, we’re facing two more no-name chumps and Chris Cyrus. This match is going to be dramatically different.
Gambler
This is virtually a three-on-one mugging. Cyrus is the only guy in the match that really has any talent. The No-Talent Jerks, on the other hand, well…..who really cares?
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
Not me. These guys mean nothing. They’re big in other promotions, allegedly. That’s about all they can claim. I’m not entirely certain if they’ve even had a match in APW yet. Been too busy to notice.
Gambler
Now that I think of it, I don’t think our partner has had a match here, either.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
Won’t matter to me. He can sit in the corner the whole match, as far as I’m concerned. Adam Young and Austin Adams won’t be much work for us. We’ll take care of them just as easily as you polish off a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Gambler
Which isn’t as quickly as you’ve been accused of hiring illegals.
Both men laugh at the off-color jokes. Gambler, stopping to notice that their drink glasses are empty, pours some fresh drinks. Once both men get their drinks, Gambler sits in a spare leather chair and thinks about a few things himself.
Gambler
Ya know, Sunday may just be an easy payday for us. Just beat up on Cyrus for awhile. When he gets sick of his beating, let one of his noobs take the beating for awhile.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
If we get sick of beating people up, let our noob have a little fun. He might just be the proverbial “Ace up our sleeves”……in a manner of speaking of course. Could do a lot with him, if we use him just right.
Gambler
Worst case scenario, we’ll just ditch Ace if things start going bad. Not like it’ll get that bad. The two of us hold all the talent. No one else in the match quite compares to what we can do. Not the Low Life Jerks. Cyrus will just be punked out again, like I’ve done to him week in and week out. You’d think that he’d get sick of it, after awhile.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
You’d think so. Some guys just aren’t smart enough to figure it out.
Gambler
Could be the act of insanity. You know the routine. Keep repeating the same mistakes, week in and week out, hoping to get a different result next time around.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
Never fully grasping that if your first plan isn’t working so well, maybe it would be smarter to try something differently. Considering that Cyrus likes to hang around Asylum, it’s safe to say that he’s not playing with a full deck.
Gambler
Cyrus is playing with a full deck. Only, his deck is full of nothing but Jokers.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
Should start calling Cyrus “The Joker”. Put some make-up on him, too. If you behave yourself, Gambler, I’ll let you dress up like Batman.
Gambler
Geez…..thanks. Even I can’t get drunk enough to do that. Cyrus and his Big Time Rush idiots will want to be drunk, though. Easier to deal with the pain, that way.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
That’s exactly what they’re going to get, too. Lots of pain. Plenty of embarrassment. A Big Time Speed Bump on our road to championship gold.
Gambler
Tag Team Gold, perhaps? That’s been vacated recently. We’re the Gambling Superstars, after all?
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
Gambling Superstars? Have you been watching some videos from the Orlando wrestling scene, again?
Gambler
Yeah. I was bored. Needed something to watch while sobering up, the other day.
Bodacious starts to razz Gambler a bit over the team name as the scene slowly fades to black.
