Post by Tyler Vaughn on Jun 1, 2011 5:32:04 GMT -4
*This scene opens to a penthouse suite in Las Vegas Nevada, Tyler sits on the couch in front of a 50" LCD TV playing Halo: Reach on his X-Box. Tyler has the headset mic on and is smoking a joint while as he puts it "Kick the monkey ass of some newbs" as he finishes the current game he's on with a victory of course. The door to the suite opens and two women can be heard talking the two women are of course Tys' manager Jessica Rush and his new tag team partner Roxy Rayner. Tyler pulls the headset off and throws it and the controler down on the table, before picking up the joint and greeting the girls. Ty walks to the front door and just shakes his head as the Jess and Roxy have a assload of shopping bags in their hands.*
Tyler: For the love of christ I've been sitting here forever waiting for you two I'm starving.
Roxy: Maybe if you quit smoking joints all damn day you wouldn't be so hungry, matter of fact hand that over.
*Tyler hands Roxy the joint and grabs the bags from the girls and sets them on the counter. He starts to look through them but then realizing there is nothing for him in there just walks back over to the TV.*
Tyler: Six fucking bags full of clothes and shoes and you got me nothing. How much of my money exactly did you two spend.
*Both Jess and Roxy stare at each other for a second before Jessica answers.*
Jessica: We took about six grand off your black card.
Tyler: Oh well I mean you guys did need clo.........Wait what?
*Jessica starts to answer but Tyler puts his hand up stopping her, his face starts to get red as his rage slowly builds. Just when it looks like he's about to pass out he takes a breath and shakes his head.*
Tyler: Whoa I almost passed out for a second there but I didn't. Will you two excuse me.
*Tyler walks over to the bar and grabs a bottle of Jack, before walking pass the girls and out of the room. Roxy and Jessica look at each other and start to laugh.*
Roxy: So when do we tell him we didn't spend any of his money?
Jessica: Ah let him be pissed for a bit, maybe he'll cut a decent promo.
*Jessica looks at the door and the scene cuts to Tyler who is standing on the rooftop of the hotel bottle of Jack still in hand. Ty paces back and fourth take an occasional swig off the bottle finally he calms himself down enough to look at the camera and speaks.*
Tyler: So Tap Out Title match on Asylum I guess that's all well and good. Except for the fact that I really don't give a rats ass about this title, all I care about is the fact that I'm now on a two match losing streak. Ok so Mayhem didn't quite go the way I expected and I'm fine with that, I'm always a little out of my element in matches like that. That's actually putting it nicely I suck at matches like that, but we play the hands we're dealt. This week though it's a different story a different game, I keep hearing that moronic Chumbawamba song playing in my head and I hate that fucking song.
*The door to the roof opens up and Roxy steps out, walking over to Tyler she lights a new joint and passes it to him, he takes a couple drags handing it back to her.*
Roxy: You know we didn't spend any of your money right?
Tyler: Yeah I know I just like making Jess feel bad. Sorry give me a second here.
Roxy: Take your time this is a big match for you.
Tyler: Back to the matter at hand, and that matter is the reason you all will watch this promo and that is my opponent Jason Kash. Jason your promo sounded like that of some Jr. High emo douche, you sit there and bitch because "Oh I wasn't popular in High School" well cry me a fucking river. And what the hell is all this crap about me being on the football team, I was never on the damn football team none the less a captain. But go ahead and keep spinning you wheels and talking about shit you have no idea about. In fact you know what Jason how about I make you a deal after the match we can all go out and re enact what is most likely your favorite movie of all times. The Breakfast Club, you know you can play Judd Nelson, I'll be Estivez, Jess can play Molly Ringwald, Roxy you can play Ally Sheedys goth girl.
Roxy: Sounds ok to me she's the only good part of that movie.
Tyler: Indeed she was Rox, and just so he doesn't feel left out and start crying like you used when you were picked last for dodgeball, Jason. We can have your new BFF Borderland play Anthony Michael Halls nerdy character. Ok sounds good damn I should quit wrestling and move to Hollywood maybe become a casting director. Ahh better not quit my day job, see Jason we'll do your Breakfast Club movie but first I wanna make my movie first and this one my friend is a horror movie. We'll remake Buried and you can play Ryan Reynolds and I'll play the Iraqi guy who buries him alive, oh and Jason spoiler alert Reynolds doesn't survive to the end credits. You've found me in a very dangerous way Kash I have nothing to lose coming into this match. You on the other hand you're first title defense I'm glad I'm me and not you.
*Roxy hands Ty the joint and he takes a drag before handing it back to her so he can end his promo.*
Tyler: Jason in conclusion I hate you, you whiny little bitch Roxy you have anything.
Roxy: Yeah Jason Kash you wanna talk shit on the Lost then how about on the next Asylum you and Borderland become our first victims. Sound good to you Ty?
Tyler: The Lost versus Organized Gayness sounds like a goddamn PPV match to me. Jason one last thing We'll be singing, when we're winning, we'll be singing, your not Tyler Vaughn although you know you wish you were.
*Tyler turns around and puts his arm around Roxy the two start talking as this scene fades to black.*
Tyler: For the love of christ I've been sitting here forever waiting for you two I'm starving.
Roxy: Maybe if you quit smoking joints all damn day you wouldn't be so hungry, matter of fact hand that over.
*Tyler hands Roxy the joint and grabs the bags from the girls and sets them on the counter. He starts to look through them but then realizing there is nothing for him in there just walks back over to the TV.*
Tyler: Six fucking bags full of clothes and shoes and you got me nothing. How much of my money exactly did you two spend.
*Both Jess and Roxy stare at each other for a second before Jessica answers.*
Jessica: We took about six grand off your black card.
Tyler: Oh well I mean you guys did need clo.........Wait what?
*Jessica starts to answer but Tyler puts his hand up stopping her, his face starts to get red as his rage slowly builds. Just when it looks like he's about to pass out he takes a breath and shakes his head.*
Tyler: Whoa I almost passed out for a second there but I didn't. Will you two excuse me.
*Tyler walks over to the bar and grabs a bottle of Jack, before walking pass the girls and out of the room. Roxy and Jessica look at each other and start to laugh.*
Roxy: So when do we tell him we didn't spend any of his money?
Jessica: Ah let him be pissed for a bit, maybe he'll cut a decent promo.
*Jessica looks at the door and the scene cuts to Tyler who is standing on the rooftop of the hotel bottle of Jack still in hand. Ty paces back and fourth take an occasional swig off the bottle finally he calms himself down enough to look at the camera and speaks.*
Tyler: So Tap Out Title match on Asylum I guess that's all well and good. Except for the fact that I really don't give a rats ass about this title, all I care about is the fact that I'm now on a two match losing streak. Ok so Mayhem didn't quite go the way I expected and I'm fine with that, I'm always a little out of my element in matches like that. That's actually putting it nicely I suck at matches like that, but we play the hands we're dealt. This week though it's a different story a different game, I keep hearing that moronic Chumbawamba song playing in my head and I hate that fucking song.
*The door to the roof opens up and Roxy steps out, walking over to Tyler she lights a new joint and passes it to him, he takes a couple drags handing it back to her.*
Roxy: You know we didn't spend any of your money right?
Tyler: Yeah I know I just like making Jess feel bad. Sorry give me a second here.
Roxy: Take your time this is a big match for you.
Tyler: Back to the matter at hand, and that matter is the reason you all will watch this promo and that is my opponent Jason Kash. Jason your promo sounded like that of some Jr. High emo douche, you sit there and bitch because "Oh I wasn't popular in High School" well cry me a fucking river. And what the hell is all this crap about me being on the football team, I was never on the damn football team none the less a captain. But go ahead and keep spinning you wheels and talking about shit you have no idea about. In fact you know what Jason how about I make you a deal after the match we can all go out and re enact what is most likely your favorite movie of all times. The Breakfast Club, you know you can play Judd Nelson, I'll be Estivez, Jess can play Molly Ringwald, Roxy you can play Ally Sheedys goth girl.
Roxy: Sounds ok to me she's the only good part of that movie.
Tyler: Indeed she was Rox, and just so he doesn't feel left out and start crying like you used when you were picked last for dodgeball, Jason. We can have your new BFF Borderland play Anthony Michael Halls nerdy character. Ok sounds good damn I should quit wrestling and move to Hollywood maybe become a casting director. Ahh better not quit my day job, see Jason we'll do your Breakfast Club movie but first I wanna make my movie first and this one my friend is a horror movie. We'll remake Buried and you can play Ryan Reynolds and I'll play the Iraqi guy who buries him alive, oh and Jason spoiler alert Reynolds doesn't survive to the end credits. You've found me in a very dangerous way Kash I have nothing to lose coming into this match. You on the other hand you're first title defense I'm glad I'm me and not you.
*Roxy hands Ty the joint and he takes a drag before handing it back to her so he can end his promo.*
Tyler: Jason in conclusion I hate you, you whiny little bitch Roxy you have anything.
Roxy: Yeah Jason Kash you wanna talk shit on the Lost then how about on the next Asylum you and Borderland become our first victims. Sound good to you Ty?
Tyler: The Lost versus Organized Gayness sounds like a goddamn PPV match to me. Jason one last thing We'll be singing, when we're winning, we'll be singing, your not Tyler Vaughn although you know you wish you were.
*Tyler turns around and puts his arm around Roxy the two start talking as this scene fades to black.*
