Post by Jason Cashe on Jun 9, 2011 16:59:40 GMT -4
Kash was syched. Rico "ME Steal Cause ME CAN'T WIN IT" Casteel inside the ring? Serious? Couldn't be happier about being given a spot in the Main Event. He came back not to get over promoted but if they were handing it out then he wasn't going to waste the chance at putting his name in the hat. To sit at the top of the mountain? Beating Casteel was likely to at least get a mention. He was quickly seen as the scene opens in line at a Adult Novelty Store. All around him were perverted toys, lubrication, condoms, and Movies for people to rent and buy.
Kash himself had come to the store because he intended on buying something for his new buddy "Roxy" who had been decent to him and then low blowed him not long after Kash had beat her Tag Partner, Tyler Vaughn. He knew she was all about business and to save face for her partner she was forced to do what she needed. She had told him later at The Wrestling Strip when they smoked a joint in an alley that it was all business and he was the big dog she choose to make a statement with.
He couldn't put entire focus on Roxy or retaliation on her but he didn't want retaliation. It was weird, he felt more attracted to her because she gave him that respect. To attack him out of anyone else on the roster? Kash just got here...He liked that she was different than his normal tail he chased like a dumb dog. This was no different, he was beginning to spin and snap at her heels. In his hand was a pair of Handcuffs, the kind with fuzzy fur covering the cuff parts.
It was purple fur which he thought she'd like better than pink so hopefully that'd get him some love. Ric Casteel continued to push through his thoughts. This was by far the biggest match of his APW career but closely followed by War Games at RassleMania. This was his ticket to the big game ranch where the buffalo hunters go to catch some game. This was it. Kash was ready...He didn't care who was listening as his thoughts became his words.
::Jason Kash::
When I first left APW it was because I hadn't felt like I was here for any other reason than because Jeff bailed me out of jail and bought out my contract from another promotion. When that bail money was paid off and my contract was coming to an end, I had no reason to resign. I was a Champion in another Promotion I did indy work for and I had obligations to that place and I don't break a concrete obligation and since I paid Jeff off? My obligation at that time was not with APW.
So from April 10th to June 5th I sat and took the abuse to put over APW because I thought I was never going to look back again. Then when that contract was up another was placed before me the second I returned to collect Big Heavy from that fraud named Malcolm Perry III.
That contract gave me two things. A reason to be exclusive to APW and a shot at the TapOut Championship so I couldn't refuse. So here I am Casteel and you can call me any name in the book but the fact remains that I'm not Madok so when you step in the ring with THIS TapOut Champion...Don't expect so quickly that things will be the same result in the end.
DangerTainment was filled with Arrogance in the form of Over Confidence and that ended up falling on me as well. I felt like I was at the top of the world and everyone else was at that group's feet. So that little rant I had for a brief moment before I just sat there and took the remainder of my contract as a jobber was from that ego.
That ego for me personally came from being bailed out of jail by Jeff. Who puts up 50 thousand dollars for someone's bail PLUS buy out the contract? I felt special because of that and the moment I heard about War Games, I jumped on the table and shouted my interest.
Kash looks over and spots some Magnum Condom packages and picks a pack up. He looks at the back and reads the description of style. He shrugs and puts them in his hand with the Handcuffs. Then his eyes glance by and shoots back at a dildo hanging from a shelf. It's a brown dildo, looks shit brown and it has to be at least 14 inches or longer, it's enormous. Kash leans over and looks closer and it's called a Doo Doo Dildo. His mind plays a few images of what bitch or I suppose fags would do with such a thing and it makes Kash gag. He turns away from the horrifying thing and quickly puts any further thoughts about it out of his head.
::Jason Kash::
....You Casteel, War Games as I've heard you call me out on...That was one of, if not the biggest promoted match of the PPV so please suck on a dirty doo doo dildo if you think to "shit" on Overdrive talent in that match because you were just pissed off because you could never touch Jimmy Chambers or be in a match of that level of promotion. Hell you lost to Craig T. Nelson for Godsake!! Talk about failing to live up to the hype you set for yourself.
Oh and after spending some time googling your name and searching Sherdog, couldn't find a THING about any MMA career. That's the thing about lies and pretending is that you should cover your tracks because a lie will make you look like a bitch and with a name like Rico.....Won't be too hard to do without outside lies. Hey at least now you won't be known as Jimmy Chambers bitch anymore. Now maybe I'll make you mine.
He steps up to the register at the Adult Novelty Store. He places the fuzzy cuffs on the counter, smiles at the oversized female clerk. Visions of a few bets he has lost come into his head but quickly he pushes them away. She smiles back at him and after hearing him talking to the camera she finds herself not hesitating to ask.
::Female Clerk::
Are you famous or something?
::Jason Kash::
Could say that, depends on what you consider celebrity. Am I pornstar famous? Debatable. I'm a Professional Wrestler..
::Female Clerk::
Haha..You know who I thought you were? That guy from Fas..
::Jason Kash::
Yeah...So people tell me. How much I owe you?
::Female Clerk::
Oh, I'm sorry. That'll be $24.57! Haha, how would you like to sign our Celebrity Wall? It is for the Pornstars when we have autograph signings but..
::Jason Kash::
Wait. You have autograph signings...for pornstars? I know they have conventions but DAMN....No, I like porn but I don't want to be confused for someone who does porn. (Stares into the camera with eye brows raised.)
He hands her a twenty and a ten and tells her she can keep the change. Grabbing his black bag, Kash begins to walk away from the counter. He has no other reason to be in the store. Plenty of condoms, spit for some lube. That or butter and ice, not at the same time...gets messy! He steps outside and pulls the shades on his forehead down over his eyes.
The sun is hot in Houston today. Humidity is what makes it a bitch though. His bald head shines from the sunscreen he rubbed on it when he left his house. He stands looking around, checking for cops and pulls out a joint, sparking it's end so he can smoke before driving off. He steps to the side of the building where he parked and words just begin to once again pick up where the left off.
::Jason Kash::
Roxy, next time you want to make a statement you should come out and just lay one on me. Kiss me that is, no more low blows okay? Please? Those hurt....Something about you that is driving me crazy. I've dreamed about you and in those dreams you were MY Psycho Chick. As for Rico Casteel? This time it's different, this time I have a more realistic view on what needs to be done to be at the top. Organized Violence is focused because we have things calm and collected.
Every new opponent presents a new growth to our careers. We learn from our mistakes like MEN but I'm not going into this match seeing you as someone I will have to learn from because beating you will not be a mistake but you beating me just isn't in the plans. These plans don't change because I work to make them happen. Road Bumps happen but Rico "Me Angry" Casteel won't be one of those for me. I'll see to that inside the ring.
No submissions are needed in this match, I just need to make sure you don't get up to finish the match. Although that Dazed and Confused submission is so pretty ain't it? Won me the TapOut Title, something I won beating the ORIGINAL owner of the belt for...Something YOU couldn't do yourself with the World Title! Ain't that the truth!? That's also called reality you fucking Da-Oush...That's Douche for you dumb fucks out there...
On Asylum this week the history that will go down is that Jason Kash beat the next guy in line for a World Title Shot. Everyone KNOWS you are the guy who will step up and get a shot, you were suppose to get one last week right? Well now you step in the ring as the next guy in line to claim the vacant APW World Heavyweight Championship.
The road blocks that have been your fortay with Chambers will now be found in me. This week when you feel you should already be wearing that strap legally and not having stole it, you just remember that nothing is secure in this business and your place on the ladder might be soon challenged. When I beat you people will wonder who really belongs in the top spot of the APW Asylum Mountain.
Like I said before, submission ain't my normal surroundings so this match we have is going to be a step into the world I have been apart of from day one in my career. Look man, your claim to fame thus far has been you holding the Suicidal Championship and also the guy who can't beat Chambers one on one. Now while the Suicidal is a belt I can see myself wearing one day, you have done nothing else but lose it and any other match with Jimmy Chambers involved. Showing that 2nd class is as far as you can get when there is better talent in the same room and this match is just that. I'm better than you Rico boy and after this match you might be embarassed but in the end...You will always have CJ Gates bodyguard role to fall back on....A Ba-leep, A Ba-Leep, That's all folks...
Kash steps over to his brand new Spider Can-Am Motorcycle. He never thought he'd ride a motorcycle of any kind but these things were like the best ass staring him in the face. He couldn't stop himself from getting his license and buying one of these things. It was custom painted black with neon green trimming and he was in love with it.
Opening the storage compartment under the seat, he puts the black bag and his wallet inside. He climbs on the bike, doesn't bother with the helmet. (Not illegal to drive without one in Texas) and starts up the engine as the cameraman is left behind as the scene begins to flicker and goes straight to a static screen ending.
Kash himself had come to the store because he intended on buying something for his new buddy "Roxy" who had been decent to him and then low blowed him not long after Kash had beat her Tag Partner, Tyler Vaughn. He knew she was all about business and to save face for her partner she was forced to do what she needed. She had told him later at The Wrestling Strip when they smoked a joint in an alley that it was all business and he was the big dog she choose to make a statement with.
He couldn't put entire focus on Roxy or retaliation on her but he didn't want retaliation. It was weird, he felt more attracted to her because she gave him that respect. To attack him out of anyone else on the roster? Kash just got here...He liked that she was different than his normal tail he chased like a dumb dog. This was no different, he was beginning to spin and snap at her heels. In his hand was a pair of Handcuffs, the kind with fuzzy fur covering the cuff parts.
It was purple fur which he thought she'd like better than pink so hopefully that'd get him some love. Ric Casteel continued to push through his thoughts. This was by far the biggest match of his APW career but closely followed by War Games at RassleMania. This was his ticket to the big game ranch where the buffalo hunters go to catch some game. This was it. Kash was ready...He didn't care who was listening as his thoughts became his words.
::Jason Kash::
When I first left APW it was because I hadn't felt like I was here for any other reason than because Jeff bailed me out of jail and bought out my contract from another promotion. When that bail money was paid off and my contract was coming to an end, I had no reason to resign. I was a Champion in another Promotion I did indy work for and I had obligations to that place and I don't break a concrete obligation and since I paid Jeff off? My obligation at that time was not with APW.
So from April 10th to June 5th I sat and took the abuse to put over APW because I thought I was never going to look back again. Then when that contract was up another was placed before me the second I returned to collect Big Heavy from that fraud named Malcolm Perry III.
That contract gave me two things. A reason to be exclusive to APW and a shot at the TapOut Championship so I couldn't refuse. So here I am Casteel and you can call me any name in the book but the fact remains that I'm not Madok so when you step in the ring with THIS TapOut Champion...Don't expect so quickly that things will be the same result in the end.
DangerTainment was filled with Arrogance in the form of Over Confidence and that ended up falling on me as well. I felt like I was at the top of the world and everyone else was at that group's feet. So that little rant I had for a brief moment before I just sat there and took the remainder of my contract as a jobber was from that ego.
That ego for me personally came from being bailed out of jail by Jeff. Who puts up 50 thousand dollars for someone's bail PLUS buy out the contract? I felt special because of that and the moment I heard about War Games, I jumped on the table and shouted my interest.
Kash looks over and spots some Magnum Condom packages and picks a pack up. He looks at the back and reads the description of style. He shrugs and puts them in his hand with the Handcuffs. Then his eyes glance by and shoots back at a dildo hanging from a shelf. It's a brown dildo, looks shit brown and it has to be at least 14 inches or longer, it's enormous. Kash leans over and looks closer and it's called a Doo Doo Dildo. His mind plays a few images of what bitch or I suppose fags would do with such a thing and it makes Kash gag. He turns away from the horrifying thing and quickly puts any further thoughts about it out of his head.
::Jason Kash::
....You Casteel, War Games as I've heard you call me out on...That was one of, if not the biggest promoted match of the PPV so please suck on a dirty doo doo dildo if you think to "shit" on Overdrive talent in that match because you were just pissed off because you could never touch Jimmy Chambers or be in a match of that level of promotion. Hell you lost to Craig T. Nelson for Godsake!! Talk about failing to live up to the hype you set for yourself.
Oh and after spending some time googling your name and searching Sherdog, couldn't find a THING about any MMA career. That's the thing about lies and pretending is that you should cover your tracks because a lie will make you look like a bitch and with a name like Rico.....Won't be too hard to do without outside lies. Hey at least now you won't be known as Jimmy Chambers bitch anymore. Now maybe I'll make you mine.
He steps up to the register at the Adult Novelty Store. He places the fuzzy cuffs on the counter, smiles at the oversized female clerk. Visions of a few bets he has lost come into his head but quickly he pushes them away. She smiles back at him and after hearing him talking to the camera she finds herself not hesitating to ask.
::Female Clerk::
Are you famous or something?
::Jason Kash::
Could say that, depends on what you consider celebrity. Am I pornstar famous? Debatable. I'm a Professional Wrestler..
::Female Clerk::
Haha..You know who I thought you were? That guy from Fas..
::Jason Kash::
Yeah...So people tell me. How much I owe you?
::Female Clerk::
Oh, I'm sorry. That'll be $24.57! Haha, how would you like to sign our Celebrity Wall? It is for the Pornstars when we have autograph signings but..
::Jason Kash::
Wait. You have autograph signings...for pornstars? I know they have conventions but DAMN....No, I like porn but I don't want to be confused for someone who does porn. (Stares into the camera with eye brows raised.)
He hands her a twenty and a ten and tells her she can keep the change. Grabbing his black bag, Kash begins to walk away from the counter. He has no other reason to be in the store. Plenty of condoms, spit for some lube. That or butter and ice, not at the same time...gets messy! He steps outside and pulls the shades on his forehead down over his eyes.
The sun is hot in Houston today. Humidity is what makes it a bitch though. His bald head shines from the sunscreen he rubbed on it when he left his house. He stands looking around, checking for cops and pulls out a joint, sparking it's end so he can smoke before driving off. He steps to the side of the building where he parked and words just begin to once again pick up where the left off.
::Jason Kash::
Roxy, next time you want to make a statement you should come out and just lay one on me. Kiss me that is, no more low blows okay? Please? Those hurt....Something about you that is driving me crazy. I've dreamed about you and in those dreams you were MY Psycho Chick. As for Rico Casteel? This time it's different, this time I have a more realistic view on what needs to be done to be at the top. Organized Violence is focused because we have things calm and collected.
Every new opponent presents a new growth to our careers. We learn from our mistakes like MEN but I'm not going into this match seeing you as someone I will have to learn from because beating you will not be a mistake but you beating me just isn't in the plans. These plans don't change because I work to make them happen. Road Bumps happen but Rico "Me Angry" Casteel won't be one of those for me. I'll see to that inside the ring.
No submissions are needed in this match, I just need to make sure you don't get up to finish the match. Although that Dazed and Confused submission is so pretty ain't it? Won me the TapOut Title, something I won beating the ORIGINAL owner of the belt for...Something YOU couldn't do yourself with the World Title! Ain't that the truth!? That's also called reality you fucking Da-Oush...That's Douche for you dumb fucks out there...
On Asylum this week the history that will go down is that Jason Kash beat the next guy in line for a World Title Shot. Everyone KNOWS you are the guy who will step up and get a shot, you were suppose to get one last week right? Well now you step in the ring as the next guy in line to claim the vacant APW World Heavyweight Championship.
The road blocks that have been your fortay with Chambers will now be found in me. This week when you feel you should already be wearing that strap legally and not having stole it, you just remember that nothing is secure in this business and your place on the ladder might be soon challenged. When I beat you people will wonder who really belongs in the top spot of the APW Asylum Mountain.
Like I said before, submission ain't my normal surroundings so this match we have is going to be a step into the world I have been apart of from day one in my career. Look man, your claim to fame thus far has been you holding the Suicidal Championship and also the guy who can't beat Chambers one on one. Now while the Suicidal is a belt I can see myself wearing one day, you have done nothing else but lose it and any other match with Jimmy Chambers involved. Showing that 2nd class is as far as you can get when there is better talent in the same room and this match is just that. I'm better than you Rico boy and after this match you might be embarassed but in the end...You will always have CJ Gates bodyguard role to fall back on....A Ba-leep, A Ba-Leep, That's all folks...
Kash steps over to his brand new Spider Can-Am Motorcycle. He never thought he'd ride a motorcycle of any kind but these things were like the best ass staring him in the face. He couldn't stop himself from getting his license and buying one of these things. It was custom painted black with neon green trimming and he was in love with it.
Opening the storage compartment under the seat, he puts the black bag and his wallet inside. He climbs on the bike, doesn't bother with the helmet. (Not illegal to drive without one in Texas) and starts up the engine as the cameraman is left behind as the scene begins to flicker and goes straight to a static screen ending.
