Post by JD Storm on Jun 15, 2011 0:06:43 GMT -4
Scene opens up in a small office, similar to what you might see in an upscale office building. The camera is focused on a large chair, which appears to be custom made. “Superstar” Bobby Bodacious is making himself comfortable in the chair, wearing a designer suit and high end shoes.
Gambler can be heard doing some voice-overs for the video.
Gambler
(out of scene)
The following Public Service Announcement is brought to you by the Friends & Family of The Gambling Superstars Championship Committee.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
Good evening, ladies & gentlemen. I’m “Superstar” Bobby Bodacious, APW’s one true wrestling superstar. I’m here tonight to provide all of APW’s great viewers a glimmer of hope, something to look forward to in this years addition of Test for the Best. For those who may be new viewers, this is an annual tournament to prove who truly is APW’s greatest wrestler. A stepping stone to greatness, for some. A chance for others to prove that they still “have it”. For myself, Test for the Best is merely a way of proving what I’ve been saying for the last several months. This is my opportunity to show APW, as well as the rest of the wrestling world, that I really am as good as I claim to be, that I’m more then a successful businessman.
While I’ve been in many big matches, I have to admit that I’ve failed to deliver the goods. My track record shows that. Everybody is well aware of my short comings, thus far. Well, I should rephrase that. My short comings, until recently, have been public record. Between the thrashings I’ve been handing out on Overdrive, thus far, as well as my recent winning streak on Asylum, I’m now showing APW that I’m truly the best in the company.
Just look at my recent track record. In the Asylum dark match at Mayhem, I was tossed out of the ring unceremoniously so Sugerland could steal my victory. This is no surprise, considering the thug that he hangs out with. This is a point that I shall discuss later on.
On Overdrive, Gambler & I had our tag team match won until the decision was reversed due to crying by the Red Shield Mafia’s manager. I’ve even been making Jason Kash’s life a living hell, in recent memory. He probably won’t admit to it. He’s probably too baked to remember how hard I’ve made his life. Speaking of the thug, he’d better keep his newly found championship in arms reach. Once I win the Test for the Best, I will be turning my attention to his Tap Out Championship. Better that I take the gold from him then having him pawn it off for something stupid, like Jerry Garcia in a bag.
Until that time comes Kash, you can rest easy. Go get some Twinkies, Funyuns, popcorn or whatever else that stoners like to eat. Just a word of advice, if you pass a horse, don’t feed it….especially if it’s a police horse. Horses can be diabetic, just like people. I’ll leave the rest up to your imagination if something were to go wrong.
Now, I’ve got more pressing concerns. To make it one step further, I have to make it through the qualifier. Tyler Vaughn, more specifically. A few pointers to you, Tyler. This isn’t a contest to see who the most annoying wrestler in APW is. If this were, you’d win hands down. We’re not looking for idiots that look like generic Indy jabronies, either. Again, you’d win pretty easily if we were looking for someone like that.
Instead, we’re competing to see who truly is the best here in APW. You’ll actually need to focus on doing something other then being a jackass. Preferably, you’ll actually come into the match and try to wrestle me, though I don’t have a lot of hope of that happening. If you can even try to cut a decent pre-match promo against me, I’ll almost be impressed. Almost. I’d probably be more impressed if you were actually literate. You are literate, aren’t you?
You’re going to need some form of education once I finish with you, Tyler. After all, it’s going to be pretty hard getting that menial job if you can’t even read the job application. Management at the local Denny’s won’t be too thrilled having to help you fill out the application, just so they can hire you as a part-time dishwasher. If only your parents had listened to the advice they were given as teenagers. If only they would’ve worn a condom. The gene pool wouldn’t be so diluted with low class filth.
Test for the Best? This is more like a pop quiz. Nothing more then to make sure that I’m ready for the real deal. Tyler, you’re nothing more then a speed bump on my way to the real test, the S.A.T. of sorts. When you take the test, you’re failing miserably. Don’t bother to study. It won’t do you any good.
Gambler
(from out of scene)
The following has been a Public Service Announcement from the Friends & Family of The Gambling Superstars Championship Committee.
Gambler can be heard doing some voice-overs for the video.
Gambler
(out of scene)
The following Public Service Announcement is brought to you by the Friends & Family of The Gambling Superstars Championship Committee.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
Good evening, ladies & gentlemen. I’m “Superstar” Bobby Bodacious, APW’s one true wrestling superstar. I’m here tonight to provide all of APW’s great viewers a glimmer of hope, something to look forward to in this years addition of Test for the Best. For those who may be new viewers, this is an annual tournament to prove who truly is APW’s greatest wrestler. A stepping stone to greatness, for some. A chance for others to prove that they still “have it”. For myself, Test for the Best is merely a way of proving what I’ve been saying for the last several months. This is my opportunity to show APW, as well as the rest of the wrestling world, that I really am as good as I claim to be, that I’m more then a successful businessman.
While I’ve been in many big matches, I have to admit that I’ve failed to deliver the goods. My track record shows that. Everybody is well aware of my short comings, thus far. Well, I should rephrase that. My short comings, until recently, have been public record. Between the thrashings I’ve been handing out on Overdrive, thus far, as well as my recent winning streak on Asylum, I’m now showing APW that I’m truly the best in the company.
Just look at my recent track record. In the Asylum dark match at Mayhem, I was tossed out of the ring unceremoniously so Sugerland could steal my victory. This is no surprise, considering the thug that he hangs out with. This is a point that I shall discuss later on.
On Overdrive, Gambler & I had our tag team match won until the decision was reversed due to crying by the Red Shield Mafia’s manager. I’ve even been making Jason Kash’s life a living hell, in recent memory. He probably won’t admit to it. He’s probably too baked to remember how hard I’ve made his life. Speaking of the thug, he’d better keep his newly found championship in arms reach. Once I win the Test for the Best, I will be turning my attention to his Tap Out Championship. Better that I take the gold from him then having him pawn it off for something stupid, like Jerry Garcia in a bag.
Until that time comes Kash, you can rest easy. Go get some Twinkies, Funyuns, popcorn or whatever else that stoners like to eat. Just a word of advice, if you pass a horse, don’t feed it….especially if it’s a police horse. Horses can be diabetic, just like people. I’ll leave the rest up to your imagination if something were to go wrong.
Now, I’ve got more pressing concerns. To make it one step further, I have to make it through the qualifier. Tyler Vaughn, more specifically. A few pointers to you, Tyler. This isn’t a contest to see who the most annoying wrestler in APW is. If this were, you’d win hands down. We’re not looking for idiots that look like generic Indy jabronies, either. Again, you’d win pretty easily if we were looking for someone like that.
Instead, we’re competing to see who truly is the best here in APW. You’ll actually need to focus on doing something other then being a jackass. Preferably, you’ll actually come into the match and try to wrestle me, though I don’t have a lot of hope of that happening. If you can even try to cut a decent pre-match promo against me, I’ll almost be impressed. Almost. I’d probably be more impressed if you were actually literate. You are literate, aren’t you?
You’re going to need some form of education once I finish with you, Tyler. After all, it’s going to be pretty hard getting that menial job if you can’t even read the job application. Management at the local Denny’s won’t be too thrilled having to help you fill out the application, just so they can hire you as a part-time dishwasher. If only your parents had listened to the advice they were given as teenagers. If only they would’ve worn a condom. The gene pool wouldn’t be so diluted with low class filth.
Test for the Best? This is more like a pop quiz. Nothing more then to make sure that I’m ready for the real deal. Tyler, you’re nothing more then a speed bump on my way to the real test, the S.A.T. of sorts. When you take the test, you’re failing miserably. Don’t bother to study. It won’t do you any good.
Gambler
(from out of scene)
The following has been a Public Service Announcement from the Friends & Family of The Gambling Superstars Championship Committee.
